Chapter 117 The Third Action of the Weak Chicken Clan
Pu Xingwen looked sideways at You Su Ling depressedly, and couldn't help but complain.
"Sister, if you don't let me wear a cone, it doesn't matter, and let me wear such plain clothes, and you still make my belly so big......" Pu Xing looked at his poopy belly when he heard it, and it was hard to think that a twenty-year-old young man would have such a big beer belly.
Su Ling snorted lightly when he heard this, "I don't let you wear a cone to keep a low profile, look at how we can wear ten thousand shoes when we are so plain, and this belly, what do you say Qilin is talking a lot of." ”
"Where else can it say anything, I'm doing it all the way, do you know how fat it is! I was panting when I walked a few steps, and others thought I had some kind of illness! ”
I saw that after Pu Xingwen finished speaking, an aunt passing by saw Pu Xingwen's sweaty head and tummy belly, frowned and spoke.
"Oh, today's young people, oh, I don't want to exercise when I'm in my early twenties, I'm lazy to do it, look at how much alcohol I have to drink in this stomach, I don't know how to discipline myself at all......"
Pu Xingwen touched the sweat on his head and looked at Su Ling speechlessly, "Isn't it easier to summon your eyes......
There is Su Ling: ...... She really didn't expect this......
Although a large number of people inevitably set their eyes on Pu Xingwen, fortunately they didn't stay for long, but it was not easy to find a place to hide.
There is monitoring in every corner of the museum, and important places will be locked, and you basically have to enter the password to enter, in this case, Su Ling began to be a little confused, and even the first step to hide is a problem, how to sneak into the bottom layer?
"Why don't we knock someone out and force him to say the password? Like a TV? ”
Kirin listened, "However? And yet the whole museum wants us? When the whole museum is turned upside down? Please, can you use your brain? Usually watch less TV series when you have nothing to do, this thing will affect your IQ. ”
Su Ling nodded, "I quite agree with Qilin's statement." ”
Pu Xingwen snorted lightly, "Then what do you say, give me a solution." ”
"First of all, we have to find a place that is not monitored."
"Isn't this, such a big museum, it's full of genuine antiques, where won't it be monitored?"
"The toilet won't." Suri spoke silently.
As soon as this sentence came out, several pairs of eyes looked at him, and it seemed that Suri could always say something that shocked everyone's jaws.
"That's it, go to the toilet, but someone will definitely check it later, so we're going to go into the same toilet, so it's easier to be invisible, so which toilet do we go into?"
Only after hearing Su Ling finish asking this sentence, the three voices replied in unison.
"Men's restroom!"
"Men's bathroom!"
"Boys' toilet!"
There is Su Ling: ...... I really regret why I chose the gender of a woman in the first place, sometimes it's really inconvenient, or in other words, why did I choose a gender in the first place, isn't it fragrant to be a lady!
"The men's toilet is the men's toilet, and it's not that I haven't entered the ......"
Su Ling said this, but when it came to actual action, he suddenly felt a little weak. Although she had also been in the men's bathroom, she ...... It's really embarrassing to go in front of so many people for a while......
"That...... Why don't you go in first? I'll go back later. "But on this big night, why did everyone run to the museum to go to the toilet, and there was no toilet at home? Is the museum a place to go to the toilet? In the middle of the night, I have to take a taxi to go to the toilet, is it because the museum has to be more fragrant to divide the toilet?
Pu Xingwen laughed obscenely: "Can you find which pit we are?" Could it be that you still want to knock on the door later? Then I won't answer you......"
Su Ling smiled coldly when he heard this, "So? Do you want me to kick you in or pack and throw you in? ”
When Pu Xing heard this, he hurriedly touched his stomach and said, "You can't treat people like this, one corpse and two lives~" After that, he took the lead in the toilet.
"Then you wait until there are fewer people to come in, and there will be a feather of mine left at the door, and you will be able to tell the difference." Suri turned around and went into the bathroom.
Su Ling watched people enter and leave the men's toilet and instantly covered his forehead with a headache, when will this group of people stop their desire to go to the toilet?
Seeing that thirty minutes had passed, and it was about to close early, the flow of people in the men's toilet was only a little less, and the people who were wandering outside the door with Su Ling looked at her a little strangely.
A security guard stared at Su Ling for a long time, only to see her staring anxiously at the men's toilet for more than twenty minutes, so he came over to ask her.
"Miss? Are you waiting for someone? I see you've been at the door for twenty minutes, and it's about to close early, ...... you?"
Su Ling panicked, "Closing early? But my husband is still in there. As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and made a call.
"Hello? Why hasn't it come out yet? When I went to the toilet, I thought you planted it? What the? You actually came out? When will it come out? Is that junior also here? Are you carrying me behind my back and her! All right! Wang Tiezhu! That's what you did to me, didn't you! Yes! Divorce! Su Ling said that the whole person seemed to be on fire, and the pear blossom left in a hurry with the rain, which suddenly made the security uncle stunned.
"Such a good-looking little girl actually got married, and she wants to introduce her to her son, this man is not a thing, such a good wife should not go to the mistress......"
After Su Ling hung up the phone, Pu Xingwen in the toilet looked confused, to be precise, three faces confused.
"What the hell is she talking about...... Wang Tiezhu has come out......"
Su Ling took advantage of the disappearance in front of the security guards and walked around the entire museum in a circle, seeing that the corner could go to the toilet just now, but he met the Ning family in a green robe, he had seen these old men in Lin Qiuhe before, and Su Ling never forgot it, and it was the Ning family, even if it turned into ashes, she could recognize it, and the smell of blood and evil aura all over her body had always been the best way for Su Ling to identify them.
After Yu Ning's family passed by, Su Ling hurriedly walked towards the toilet, originally thinking that the Ning family was going to give up the Jianxin note, but who knew that they didn't give up at all, and they actually dared to make up their minds in front of her......
There were finally fewer people in the toilet, and Su Ling took advantage of a gap to get into the men's toilet in a panic, and waited until he saw a feather placed in front of a door before sending a message to Pu Xingwen.
Of course, Pu Xingwen didn't drop the chain, and the moment he received the message, he opened the door, and in an instant, there were suddenly three people standing in the small toilet space.
Pu Xingwen raised his eyebrows and looked at it for a long time, and Su Ling and Su Rui typed a row of words on the mobile phone.
"Who the hell are you fat, why do I think this place is so crowded?"
Seeing that he glanced at his body, Su Ling instantly stretched out his hand to poke his dog eye blind, but stopped halfway, after all, he had to take a blind man to act later, which was too pompous.
Suddenly, I thought of the incident I met with the Ning family in the corridor, and I took my mobile phone and pressed a row of words.
"The Ning family is also here, you may run into them later, you have to be careful."
Pu Xingwen: "? "The Ning family still hasn't died on Jianxinjian? Are those bad old men plotting something bad again?
Su Ling nodded. Originally, I thought that I would see the Ning family again at the banquet invited by Lin Qiuhe, but who knew that it would be arranged so in advance. Ke Ning's family is useless with the Jianxin note, since they plan to get the four notes if the fish dies and the net is broken.
Just when a few people were still wondering why the Ning family was looking for the four notes, the voice of the cleaning aunt came from outside the door.
"Is there anyone else in there, I'll clean it up if there's no one, is there anyone else?"
I just listened to the whole toilet being silent.
Su Ling nervously covered Pu Xingwen's mouth, and God knew what this thing was going to do just now, and Aunt Ren asked if there was anyone, and this thing was ready to open his mouth with a loud voice.
Su Ling looked puzzled: What are you going to say when you step on the horse?
I saw Pu Xingwen aggrievedly typing a row of words on his mobile phone.
"Tell my aunt that there is no one......"
Su Ling covered his forehead, stretched out his hand and wanted to pump him.
There is Su Ling: If you dare to let out a fart, I will beat you to death!
With that, he picked up a spell and made everyone invisible.
I saw my aunt spraying detergent into the pit after opening one toilet door after another.
It's just that this one made Yousu Ling almost choke, and hurriedly ran out on tiptoe when his aunt sprayed a toilet.
Seeing this, Pu Xingwen also walked out slowly, and Su Rui followed closely when he saw it, but when Pu Xingwen was about to go out of the door, he kicked down the mop that the cleaning aunt put at the door.
The sound of the mop landing startled the aunt out, "Who! He was ready to poke his head out and take a look.
Pu Xingwen, who had a conditioned reflex and stopped, was so frightened that his snot was thrown out in an instant, and Su Ling also heard the movement outside, and instantly covered his forehead helplessly and worriedly.
At this critical moment, Su Rui spoke out unhurriedly.
"Is it cleaning? I still want to go to the toilet, forget it, I'm coming back anyway, just go back. With that, footsteps were heard outside.
Aunt Cleaning was relieved to hear this, and at the same time, Pu Xingwen and Su Ling were relieved.
"Are you a pig? It's almost discovered, no matter how good the spell is used on you, it's all in vain," Su Ling looked at Pu Xingwen silently, although this kind of thing is almost used to it, it is basically normal for Pu Xingwen to go wrong when he acts, if there is no problem at all one day, it is a little abnormal.
However, Pu Xingwen touched the sweat on his forehead for a long time before he could hold back two words during the day.
"Exciting!"