Chapter 8 Brother Tai is a man or a woman
Mu Shuqin chuckled and snatched the contract from the man's hand: "Just you?" is also worthy of letting the mayor personally make him popular, without that backstage and delusional to sneak into the celebrity circle, it's really a good eye, do you think you can stand at the top of the showbiz in Twilight City with your fox skills? Naive. “
As soon as she finished speaking, Qu Xinfu snatched the contract in her hand and threw it at the man's face, and suddenly the pieces of paper that swirled in the air fell to the ground like snow, and the man hurriedly reached out to pick it up but was stopped by Qu Fuxin.
"Why are you talking so much nonsense with this vixen, this filth thing from the slums, rats in the sewers, who would have looked at him if he hadn't given birth to a fox bitch's face."
With that, Qu Fuxin stretched out his hand and pushed the man to the ground, ready to slap him again, but at this moment, a black shadow in the sky quickly swept by, and then a pile of unknown things smashed directly on their heads.
I only felt that the top of my head was suddenly wet, and Mu Shuqin endured a strong feeling of discomfort, reached out and touched those sticky things to take a closer look.
Fragments of black, knot-like lumps were encased in a layer of translucent slime, and what appeared to be excrement contained half a flower bug that had not had time to digest.
"Ahh A shrill female voice resounded throughout the path, startling the birds in the woods beside them to fly away from their nests.
Immediately afterwards, the wails sounded one after another, and the various voices were staggered and rhythmic......
Qilin heard these cries, and his brain was shaken.
"These are some girls, all of them have voices like tweeters."
Su Ling was silent, her face seemed indifferent but a little expressionless, and she set her eyes on the sky above Mu Shuqin and the others.
I saw that above their heads, a large number of gray birds were circling in the air in an orderly manner, and piles of black semi-solid excrement were falling down from time to time, and the frequency of dropping excrement became faster and faster under the gaze of Su Ling, and I saw that a thick layer could be seen on the ground in a short period of time.
"Ahh What is it! It's disgusting! ”
"I'm covered in this disgusting thing, it stinks, I can't wipe it off!"
"Ahh Look at the heavens! ”
"Why are these birds gathered here?"
A few people saw that their bodies were becoming more and more disgusting and unpleasant, and they found the vision of a flock of birds hovering overhead, and for a while the ghosts cried and howled and fled in a mess.
But how could the group of gray birds in the sky who had been instructed by Su Ling make them run so easily, flying low in groups of three or five to surround people, and in the panic, there were even two people who were embarrassed and slipped to the ground, but the desire to survive forced people to ignore the pain on their bodies, and they were busy rolling and crawling to escape.
The unicorn stretched out a cat's head and realized how magnificent this amazing scene was, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Birds are distracted, beasts are jumping around, ghosts are dancing, magic sounds are around, this scene is once in a hundred years, it should be recorded in history by the famous book, so that future generations can read the world of the ancestors and surprise the strange appearance."
The unicorn dangles the cat's head, quite a cultured person.
Su Ling raised his eyebrows: "Yo, watching the excitement has increased your literary talent, can I, who has never read a book, only make up a sentence, I am incisive." ”
Hearing that she had some extreme appreciation, the unicorn almost raised his head to the sky with his hairy beard.
"Our cultural level, ten miles and eight towns are the only one, not to mention much, what classical scroll literature and art, then I was back then, thousands of miles of boating and books as sails, learning the sea is endless and bitter for pleasure......"
Hearing that the unicorn began to show signs of stinky fart, Su Ling hurriedly stopped: "Okay, okay, okay, it's better to praise you." ”
"Hmph, jealousy, look at your jealous face, jealousy makes people ugly, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is the existence that you can't touch when you take a rocket outside the Nine Heavens and Stars, the so-called Hongchen dream is just a hurried flower, why is it sad? Bumpy red dust, staggering cold, green smoke dyeing fragrant sideburns, rhombic mirror erosion of lead, no matter how much true feelings are lonely and lonely. ”
Su Ling covered his forehead: "You are very sassy, He Duxiu!" ”
When a few people who were chased by the birds completely disappeared, Su Ling walked out generously.
The scene was indeed a bit of a mess, with bird feathers, footprints, and even stumbling and slipping marks in the excrement, and black stained paper scattered everywhere.
A white, flustered hand slowly picked them up one by one, not caring at all about what was on the paper.
The man crouched on the ground, his half-length hair covering the face of the vixen in the mouths of the few people in Shicai.
Su Ling couldn't see the man's face clearly, and she didn't plan to delve into the face of this so-called vixen, after all, she could see it in the mirror every day, and no matter how shocking she was, it was nothing more than in her eyes.
But judging from the fact that he never made a sound, he was either mute, or too cowardly, so weak that he didn't even dare to say a word to keep his dignity for himself.
"Little girl, if you want to enter the entertainment industry with your character, I'm afraid that even the bones and scum will be gnawed."
Su Ling looked at a signing contract on the ground and couldn't help but speak.
Although she hasn't been in and out of the world much, it doesn't mean that she is completely out of touch with this world, and it's okay to have a drama and watch a news gossip for entertainment, but the current entertainment industry is still really exciting, mixed with all kinds of fish, and it is much more interesting than her travels.
The man listened to Su Ling's words, and the movements of his hands paused slightly.
However, he reacted to such a move, and then continued to pick up the scattered contracts, and there was no tendency to say anything.
Su Ling shrugged her shoulders, it's not that she doesn't want to ask for directions, obviously this passerby can't do anything.
Thinking about it, Su Ling was ready to take the opportunity to escape, but who knew that the unicorn, who had long seen everything, stretched out his cat's paw and slapped her face.
"Don't go, hurry up and ask, I finally caught a living one, go."
Su Ling, who was urged by the unicorn like an old mother, pinched the cat's paws and looked loveless: "Go, go, I'll go, I'll go right away." “
Su Ling reluctantly lowered his body and picked up a contract at his feet and handed it to the man.
She coughed lightly and said calmly: "That, little girl, do you know how to get to the Academic Affairs Office?" ”
At this moment, Su Ling's heart was almost cracked, it was hard to imagine that she would bow her head to humans one day, the most important thing was because of the small problem of her own road idiot, which was simply the most embarrassing thing she had ever done in the past thousand years!
The man lowered his head to take the contract paper, and a clean male voice rang out.
"Go to the far right road, the third floor of the detached building, 305."
Su Ling looked puzzled when he heard this: "Is Brother Tai a man or a woman?" ”
Hearing the sound, the unicorn also stuck out his head to join in the fun.
"Meow~" There is ambiguity when you ask like this, how can there be a man who is scolded as a vixen, it should be said that this girl's voice is a little special.