"Don't touch me! Don't hit me! ”

Ziye: "......"

However, Su Ling still did not stop, but spoke with tears in his eyes.

"You don't like me at all! You want to hit me! You're a pervert! ”

Ziye: "......" What is going on, it's obvious that he is angry. I didn't expect that with such a reversal now, he really lost his temper at all......

Zi Ye didn't know how to comfort You Su Ling for a while, but it was this point that was caught by You Su Ling again.

"Look at you! Still a man! I'm crying like this, and you still don't comfort me! ”

Zi Ye: What is the powerlessness of "......"? It's like being pressed to the ground and rubbing hard, and he doesn't have a chance to reply at all.

There is Su Ling, but he still refuses to let him go.

"You just don't like me! You're not sincere with me at all! Scumbag! Su Ling said that he looked back at the surrounding environment, but just as Zi Ye looked at him suspiciously, he got into Zi Ye's closet, and slammed the door to the ground with his backhand.

"Leave me alone! Don't bother me! I'm going to cry myself in there, and you don't really like me anyway! One day you know to lose your temper with me! You don't like me at all! You're not a man! You scumbag! ”

Zi Ye, who was stunned outside, seemed to be frozen in place for a while. He really couldn't react to Su Ling's action.

However, what made him very helpless was that Su Ling still refused to come out next, and he cried for two hours, and the sobbing inside still did not stop.

No matter how Zi Ye coaxed her outside, he couldn't let her come out, just like taking root inside, and it was at this time that he realized that he had really done something wrong today, and he really shouldn't have lost his temper with Su Ling. In turn, it is he who suffers, so why bother?

When Zi Ye racked his brains to coax Su Ling out, the Qilin downstairs sat in front of the TV with a melon, listening to the movement upstairs and laughing.

"Didn't I tell Zi Ye that you can't provoke women? Why risk your life? Is it bad to be alive? Uncomfortable? I'm going to find a sense of existence, but now it's okay, haha, it's not just a headache. ”

Pu Xing couldn't hear the movement upstairs, and he was a little puzzled for a while when he heard him say this.

"Didn't the two of them go out? It seems to have gone on a cruise ship at sea, why are you still talking about them at home? ”

Qilin listened and glanced back at him, "The two of them are back." was upstairs, I originally thought that Su Ling was going to provoke Zi Ye to be angry, but I didn't expect a big reversal in the back, but now Zi Ye is actually coaxing her, haha, tell him not to provoke women, especially with a woman like Su Ling, it is simply asking for a dead end! ”

Pu Xing pursed his lips when he heard this. "How can you say that, it's Brother Su anyway, although she has a bad temper, but she ...... There really isn't any merit, haha, I didn't expect Zi Ye to capsize in this gutter, whoever asked him to provoke, we didn't dare to go. I didn't expect him to be so brave! Worthy of being a model among men! ”

Hearing Pu Xing hear this, Qilin almost laughed out of a pig cry, "Now that I have seen what the horror of a woman is, it is estimated that it will leave him with sequelae in the future, but in the future, I may have Su Ling will be more difficult to subdue, it seems that he has a long way to go!" ”

Pu Xing couldn't help but shake the goosebumps on his body when he heard this, "Are women really so scary?" It's terrifying, can't I play friends with women in the future? ”

Kirin raised his eyebrows strangely after hearing this.

"You don't want to be friends with women? Could it be that you want to play friends with men? You're horrible with this taste, isn't it? ”

After Pu Xingwen finished speaking, he looked at Pu Xingwen with an unusually disdainful gaze, and Pu Xingwen felt strange when he was looked at like this.

"What's going on in your head every day? How would you think of such a thing? Are you still an individual? ”

Kirin: "......"

Pu Xingwen raised his eyebrows after hearing this and asked, "How should I deal with such a thing as a woman?" ”

Who knew that the unicorn smiled incomprehensibly when he heard this.

"You don't know this, the old man has been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, and he has never eaten pork but has seen a lot of pigs running away! How to deal with a creature like a woman is definitely a university question. First of all, girls are creatures that are easily moved by sweet words. Talking more love words is naturally the key to coaxing, but it is not enough to have words, but also to have practical actions to coax. ”

Pu Xingwen was puzzled: "What does the actual action mainly refer to?" ”

Qilin sighed when he heard this, "Cure all diseases!" As for the second one, admit your mistakes with sincerity! Yes there is a mistake, the attitude is the most important, there is a mistake is your fault, and there is a mistake Yes, the girlfriend is the biggest. Don't always be reasonable, because you find that you can't talk to her at all. ”

"As for the third, the most direct and effective way, in the climate when she is angry, directly send red envelopes, direct transfers, although money is not omnipotent, but it can definitely save your life! Although money does not represent how much a person loves each other, it directly reflects the current man's love for women, of course, this practice is limited to men with certain economic strength, and the most important thing is that money can make people smile! ”

Pu Xingwen heard such a lot of words, and he couldn't react.

"Do you have any ultimate tricks or something? What works? ”

"Yes! It's the ultimate trick! There is no girl who doesn't like to buy and buy, and a boy who loves each other very much will never know which brand of lipstick his girlfriend uses, which bag he likes to carry, and what brand of clothes he likes to wear. Anyway, just buy it for her! ”

Pu Xing listened and looked at the empty pocket.

"Can this be done without it? Didn't you say that you can be impressed with true love? Why do you want to use such a material method to test love? "The main thing is that he is really overwhelmed by this method, let alone effective......

But after that, he found out that the problem was even harder, and he didn't have a girlfriend at all...... Where can we talk about these things?

Pu Xingwen was bored and wanted to turn his head to do his own thing, but he was stopped by the Qilin, and he saw his unfathomable opening.

"Sao Nian? I know your troubles, what's wrong? Need me help you out? The old man has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and he can definitely help you solve anything. He raised an eyebrow as he spoke.

When Pu Xing heard this, he shook his hand, "Come on, you have been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, and you have only lived for a few years?" Still years? Besides, can you solve this matter with me? ”

Qilin sighed, "There is really nothing in this world that I can't solve, if anything, I'm afraid only I have Su Ling!" ”

Pu Xing nodded unusually agreeing, "This is really good, but you can tell me how to solve it, now I am a single dog, and my girlfriend doesn't know anything, how to solve it?" ”

Qilin waved when he heard this, "Don't worry! It's all small things! ”

Just when the unicorn swore that he actually took the unicorn to the bar, yes, it was a bar that Pu Xingwen had never been to......

Looking at the lanterns on his head swaying, Pu Xingwen pitifully pulled the sleeve of the unicorn.

"What are you bringing me here for?"

Qilin raised his eyebrows and replied: "This kind of place can be the time to show my strength, remember that all the people who flirt with girls or are flirted with are full of loneliness in their hearts." The reason why you choose to flirt with your sister and why she will accept you is because you both have deep loneliness and loneliness in your hearts. You're lonely, so find someone to tease. Your flirtation inspires her loneliness and loneliness, so she accepts your flirtation. It can be seen that the first step to success in flirting is that you should be able to stimulate the loneliness of the other person! ”

Pu Xingwen's head was spinning when he heard it, "Loneliness?!" What loneliness? Are you so fantastical? ”

"The purpose of flirting is not to. It's about relieving loneliness in the process of you flirting with her and her accepting your flirting, and enjoying the happiness of flirting and being teased. All flirting girls for the purpose of getting up are hooligans, so you must not have this impure idea in your heart, and you are still a little white now, so it is easy to transform! ”

"Transformation? Am I not a prisoner? Retrofit what? Pu Xingwen's two heads were big when he heard this.

However, Qilin pointed to a drinking girl not far in front of him.

"Remember, the highest level of flirting is when you talk to her until you can't wait for you to kiss her and hug her, and you just smile at her and turn away, what is that called?"

Pu Xingwen scratched his head: "Are you cheap?" ”

Kirin: "...... Rotten wood cannot be carved! This lust is indulgent! The first of the thirty-six schemes! ”

"Is there such a thing in the Thirty-Six Schemes?"

Kirin didn't want to pay attention to this thing and turned his attention to this boring place and said: "And if you want to arouse this woman and your topic, find the shining point in her, and then praise her, and do not hesitate to praise your words, successful flirting requires that you must be sincere and honest." However, the successful person who flirts with her will never tell her what she really thinks in her heart, impress her with your sincerity, from the inside out~"

Pu Xing got goosebumps all over his body when he heard what he said, "What you said is really disgusting, I don't want to go, forget it, leave this matter for later, I'd better go home and grow vegetables," It's really because Qilin said these things are too beyond his cognition, I didn't expect to find friends to be popular to flirt with girls, but Qilin grabbed him, "Don't!" Don't make a mantra! It's a simple and sincere chat, it's not as difficult as you think, as long as the two of you are talking face-to-face, you have to look at her intently, keep staring at her, preferably her eyes. Don't interject when she speaks, but don't forget to pick the corners of your mouth slightly upwards to show your attention and appreciation, which is easy to do! ”

Pu Xingwen covered his forehead, "Where did you hear these things?" You're not even a big fart, but you still learn from others to tease girls? ”