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The moment she floated out of her body, Qingyun was still in a trance, she was just crossing the street, but she was hit by a car that ran a red light.

Her soul huddled into the crowd of onlookers in a trance, watching as police cars and ambulances whizzed along and carried her body on a stretcher.

Tsk tsk, that's ugly!

Qingyun shook his head in disgust, and did not follow the corpse to look at it again.

Just when Qingyun was silently complaining, a slightly mechanical sentence suddenly came to mind: "Given that you behaved well when you died, and you are confirmed to be qualified to bind the Universe Super Invincible Beautiful Girl System, do you choose to bind or refuse now?" ”

"What the hell?" Qingyun subconsciously looked at the mobile phones in the hands of the people around him.

"Warning! If you are suspected of insulting the personality of the system, the cosmic super invincible beautiful girl system will automatically bind and punish you! As the voice fell, Qingyun suddenly felt that there was something more in his mind.

Before she had time to think about it, her entire soul body was subjected to a violent electric shock, and it was instantly pumped by electricity.

After the electric shock lasted for ten seconds, it disappeared, and Qingyun's electrocuted mind once again sounded the system's mechanical but slightly smug voice: "The electric shock punishment has been implemented, I hope the host will take this as a warning in the future and not insult the system." ”

"Holy!" Qingyun's complaint has not yet been exported......

"Warning! Warn! The host insults the universe super invincible beautiful girl system for the second time, and the punishment is doubled! ”

A huge electric current rushed towards the door of his head, and Qingyun's eyes went black, completely unconscious.

"Holy, I've gone too far! Oh my God, Lao Tzu finally found a host, why is it gone so quickly......" The system's panicked shout echoed in her mind, but unfortunately Qingyun couldn't hear it, if she could hear it, it was estimated that she could only send it a "hehe".

"What can I do? 11 and 15 shouldn't lie to me, but why did it turn out like this? If she dies, will I be caught? Oh my God, why am I so miserable, woowoo......"

The system wiped away the tears that didn't exist, and thought in pieces: "I knew that I wouldn't give her a horse, if I don't obey, I won't be obedient, so I can live for a while longer, woo woo woo ......"

Qingyun slowly woke up from this wail, only to feel a pain in her brain, she subconsciously raised her hand to rub her temples that were suddenly jumping, but only touched a piece of nothingness.

Her hand stopped in the void, recalling the scene before she fell unconscious, her eyes condensed slightly, and she yelled impatiently, "Shut up! ”

…… There was a sudden silence in my mind.

Before she could breathe a sigh of relief, the voice sounded again: "Host, are you awake?" That's great! That's great! Finally, I don't have to be caught and recycled! The joy was palpable, and even the mechanical sense of pretense that had been before was gone.

Assi, she really wanted to slap the guy who made this sound to death, like a fly, buzzing non-stop.

However, the system is still immersed in the joy of not having to be caught and recycled, and is completely unaware of how annoying it is.

It happily turned on the self-introduction mode: "Hello dear host, I am the super invincible beautiful girl system in the universe bound to you, why is it called the beautiful girl system, because I am the cutest and most clever in our system...... I can help you complete all your dreams, as long as you obediently listen to me, complete the task on time, and become a god is not a dream! ”

After the system finished speaking, it waited triumphantly for Qingyun to make a wish to it, and then it ...... Hey......

“…… Neurotic, right? Qingyun rolled his eyes, this is all a god, and he has become a god? When all men die, what kind of gods do they become? Fancy death gods?

The "......" system is confused.

Isn't it lofty enough? For Mao it can't feel the worship of the host? No, this set of self-introductions is summarized in the confined space with 11,15 references to a lot of MLM courses!

"You're actually engaged in pyramid schemes, aren't you?" Qingyun scoffed.

"Of course not!" The system hurriedly retorted.

Qingyun didn't believe it.

It was completely anxious, and it didn't care about continuing to pretend, and hurriedly said honestly: "Actually, you are the host chosen by me, after binding with me, you can travel through various worlds to live different lives, but you must complete some small tasks, these tasks can increase points, so that the host you can exchange a lot of good things, and when the points reach a certain level, the host can have the opportunity to go back to the past." ”

"Do the task? Don't tell me, I'm going to be a hero who saves world peace. "Qingyun doesn't have a good airway.

"Mmmm, that's what it means, isn't it amazing?" When the system saw that its master was so good, Fang Cai's grievances dissipated instantly.

"Can you unbind it?"

"Can't!"

Qingyun was speechless and held her forehead, why didn't she let her go even if she died? What kind of injustice?

"What did you just say your name was?" Half an hour later, Qingyun finally accepted this sad life.

"My name is the Universe Super Invincible Beauty ......" Seeing that the host was willing to talk to it, the system spoke happily.

"Can we be honest?" Qingyun interrupted it mercilessly, is it still invincible in the universe? Drunk, this system is afraid of being a scrapped product?

"I, I, actually, my name is 26......" Feeling the contempt of the master, the system was aggrieved.

"Then call you 26, what do I need to do?" Qingyun asked expressionlessly.

"Of course it'......," 26 was about to brag.

"Tell the truth." A voice of compassion came from Qingyunyin.

26 Unable to help but shudder, it glanced at its host cautiously and replied, "Our task is to help different clients fulfill different wishes. ”

"Let's get started!" Qingyun closed her eyes and was inexplicably forced to open her business, and she said that she would definitely take good care of 26 in the future.

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