"It takes 10,000 years for the old man to cultivate into a positive fruit, a while ago, I thought that I hadn't seen the juniors for a long time, so I went down to earth, passed by a forest, and thought about stopping under a tree to rest for a while, who knew that this hairy little boy actually came to pee in front of the old man, and urinated on the old man, you said, this revenge, should the old man be avenged."

Of all the animals, the fox is the most vindictive.

"Those who don't know are not guilty, and this kid doesn't know that you are always resting here."

"This old man naturally knows this, otherwise this child is ten times worse than now." With a cold snort, he continued, "But don't worry, Lao Yu is already in the immortal class, and he won't do anything excessive, you just need to let the child's father make a rich chicken feast for Lao Yu." ”

This is easy!

My heart was relieved: "Okay, Daxian, don't worry, I'll let them make a rich chicken feast for you and make amends to you." ”

Daisen nodded with satisfaction, and I hurriedly exited the room.

At the door, Chai Aotian had been waiting anxiously for a long time, and when he saw me coming out, he hurriedly asked, "How is it?" ”

"Don't worry, it's almost done."

"Huh?" Chai Aotian didn't seem to believe my words, and asked blankly, "That's it?" ”

I responded: "Actually, it's not a big deal, you take your son out to play, on the way, your son is in a hurry to urinate, and he sprinkled a soak of urine under a tree, it just so happens that there is a big fairy resting on the tree, and he was bumped, I talked to the big fairy, as long as you set a table of whole chicken feast for the big fairy to eat, the big fairy will leave when he is full." ”

"Whole chicken feast." Chai Aotian hurriedly responded, "No problem, don't say it's a whole chicken feast, even if it's a full banquet of the Manchu and Han people, I will agree!" I'll go get the chef right now. ”

Chai Aotian's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and began to contact the chef.

I looked at my index finger, and as time passed, the swelling marks on my index finger were gone, and there was no difference between them and the other fingers.

But this is an artifact that can be repaired after all, comparable to the existence of a fantasy golden finger!

Seeing me looking at my index finger and smiling stupidly, Liu Ruoxue looked at me with some concern: "Thirteen, what's wrong with you?" ”

I reacted at this time, and quickly put away my smile and put on a mysterious expression, but even so, the corners of my eyes couldn't suppress my smile, approached her side, and whispered, "I'll tell you when I go back." ”

Soon, Chai Aotian had already found someone, and after making an appointment at five o'clock in the afternoon, he hung up the phone and looked at me excitedly: "Master, do I still need to do something?" ”

"There is only one thing you have to pay attention to, those chickens must be three clean chickens."

As soon as he heard my words, Chai Aotian was stunned: "Master, I don't really understand what you mean. ”

"The so-called three clean chickens, that is, not seeing, not seeing the scene of those chickens being killed, not smelling, not hearing the sound of those chickens being killed, not confused, not because they want to eat chickens and kill chickens, this is the so-called three clean chickens."

Chai Aotian replied solemnly: "Okay, I made a note, the two of you have been running around for so long, you must be very tired, I have prepared a room for the two of you, please go and rest for a while." ”

It's true that I'm also a little tired.

After thanking Mr. Chai, the maid soon led us into the room and left.

Soon only Liu Ruoxue and I were left in the room, and in front of her, I was not polite, I sat on the bed directly, took out my mobile phone and began to Taobaobei.

"What are you doing? Don't draw yellow symbols? ”

"Yesterday I stayed up all night to paint, and I think this matter has almost been resolved, and I bought a little travel online to use it cheaply."

Looking at my serious look, Liu Ruoxue shook her head helplessly.

A visit to Taobao is a day, bought not much things, but painted me three or four thousand oceans, that is called a meat pain, no way, the place is too far, many places do not support free shipping, even if free shipping, the postage is also expensive scary.

I walked around a little tired and glanced at the time and saw that it was already six o'clock.

There was a knock on the door, I opened it and found that it was Chai Aotian, who was standing at the door, holding a piece of paper: "Master, the master who cooks the dishes has come, and the chicken has also been brought over, it is definitely Sanjing chicken, this is the menu he drew up, you see if there are any problems." ”

I took the paper and took a look at the contents, oh my mom, what braised chicken, called flower chicken, ground pot chicken, etc., I haven't even heard of several things, just looking at the names of these dishes, my saliva has flowed out.

"No problem."

"That...... After the meal is ready in a while, do I still need to accompany Daisen to the table to eat? ”

Chai Aotian's face was obviously a little frightened, of course I knew what he was afraid of: "No need, we will do it, Mr. Chai, you just need to sleep well, and when you wake up tomorrow morning, I will give you back a smart and clever child." ”

I patted my chest and said, Chai Aotian turned around and left with confidence.

Around nine o'clock, the smell from the kitchen downstairs was already making my mouth water.

Chai Aotian knocked on my door again, saying that the meal was ready, and asked me to call Daxian out for dinner.

I ran to Daisen's room, knocked on the door, and only after getting permission from inside did I dare to enter.

In the darkness, Daxian's green eyes looked at me greedily, shining brightly, and when he saw me coming in, he hurriedly asked, "Is my meal ready?" ”

"yes, so I'm here to tell you to go down."

Daisen jumped down from the window lightly, put his hands behind his back, and walked briskly towards the outside of the house.

When she opened the door, the fragrance outside was even stronger, her eyes lit up slightly, and she didn't even go down the stairs, but jumped straight down.

After all, this is someone's child's body, if I break it, who will I tell it?

I just wanted to catch him, but I saw that the great immortal's body shook slightly and landed firmly on the ground, so I breathed a sigh of relief.

I came to the first floor, Daxian had already been happily eating and drinking over there, I stood beside him, and when he finished drinking, he hurriedly filled him, this meal, he was satisfied.

The whole table of chickens, in the end, he couldn't find a single shredded meat.

Some of them licked their oily hands, drank all the wine in the glass, and burped with satisfaction.

But who knows, at this time, I saw Daxian's body suddenly shake, and his whole face became pale, and he began to vomit with a wow, and the room was suddenly filled with a fishy smell at that moment.

"Daisen! What happened to you! ”

I was shocked, and hurriedly stepped forward to pat his Shunshunqi, but he slapped him away.

He raised his head and looked at me, his face was extremely gloomy, and a faint layer of white hair grew on the child's immature face: "What ...... did you put in the chicken?"

"I don't know, what's wrong with you, Daxian?"

"It's nothing, it's just a little black dog blood." A cold voice came from the door, and two tall figures slowly walked in.

One is Chai Aotian, and the other is wearing a strange costume, colorful, with a strong watercolor on his face, a feathered peacock hat on his head, and a thief's eyebrows.

When I heard that it was black dog blood, my heart was shocked, although the great immortal had already cultivated into an immortal first, but the essence was still transformed from an animal, and a pure yang thing like black dog blood was naturally unbearable.

"Look, Mr. Chai, it's okay for ordinary immortals to encounter black dog blood, but the monster hidden in your son's body has such a reaction, how can it be a great immortal."

When I heard what this guy said, I was furious, and I was about to jump to my feet: "You fart! The black dog's blood is originally a thing of the sun, and the immortals have to shake three times when they touch it, what the hell are you, you don't know how to pretend to understand here, how serious the consequences of offending the immortal family are, do you understand it or not. ”

"I am the authentic descendant of the shaman dance, shaman, what are you, dare to join the monsters here, and now you are still on the side of the monsters."

Shaman dance proverb is to dance the gods, dancing the gods is the most primitive way to invite the gods, using dance steps and drums to summon the gods, but there are too many liars in the back, and after a long time, people actually use the dancing gods to say those charlatans.

"Me? I sneered, I'm a Zhenyin person, forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with you. ”

I have no way to unravel things like black dog blood, so I can only ask for help from the Ninth Master.

I picked up the great immortal and was about to rush out in a hurry, but I didn't expect that when I walked to the door, the shaman stopped me: "What, you still want to help this demon?" Since ancient times, good and evil have not been separated. ”

glanced at him with disdain: "Big brother, the Qing Dynasty has perished, and demons are good and bad, and I said, this is a fox fairy, and he is already in the immortal class, you are really guilty of doing this." ”

The wizard saw that I was not in the smoke, and still wanted to take the great immortal away, and he was completely angry, and took out his big drum and began to beat it regularly.

The drums beat and the melody made people feel dizzy and their bodies gradually weakened.

"Soul Drain!"

Fortunately, Liu Ruoxue's reaction was fast, her hands turned into claws, and she grabbed the jumping god with one hand.

This person is not playing falsely, but he flashed lightly sideways, and the drum in his hand is still uninterrupted.

I have experienced a lot of soul attraction techniques, and after I reacted, I silently recited the heart mantra in my heart, and only then did I regain a trace of clarity in my head.

I saw that the wizard's steps were beating regularly, and the drum in his hand was also beating crisply with the rhythm of the footsteps, and the great immortal in my arms heard the drum, his eyes increased sharply, and his body began to twitch violently