Chapter 056: Such a Master
The old rain spirit that turned into a human form moved even more slowly, and the five withered fingers trembled and swiped through the air, and a small oval-shaped black bag fell down.
"Well, is this a Qiankun bag?"
Chen Che took the treasure and was overjoyed, finally having a decent treasure.
"Childe Gaoyi, the old man thanked me again, cough cough... The old man has one more thing to tell. ”
"Old man, please speak. ”
The old man sensed that someone was peeping in the forest, and he didn't know whether it was friend or foe, so he asked the son to deal with it carefully. ”
"Oh, where? Why didn't I see it. ”
"Ahem... People are a few miles away, and Childe naturally can't see it, but our Rain Clan has a strong sense of perception, and we happen to notice it. ”
"That's right, thank you for the reminder, I'll pay more attention. Well, the old man seems to be seriously ill, it is better to go to my Zhefang to lie down, it is not a secret, the Xinglin Holy Hand Gu Zhigong is in Zhefang at this time"
"That's great, thank you for the guidance of the son, in this way, the old man will take the little grandson back!"
"Okay, please!"
Bidding farewell to the old rain spirit, Chen Che returned to the road, untied the burden behind him, and found that the burden was much lighter, thinking that it was a treasure playing a role, and without thinking deeply, Hui Li was relieved, and all the items he carried were included in the ink gall.
"bandits!
Chen Che turned around, and a person quickly rushed out of the mist after the rain, with a bloody face, staggering forward, and constantly roaring, as if he was chasing the enemy in a hurry. Chen Che turned his head to look at the road ahead, there was no figure, was it?
With a "chirp", a short spear was thrown out of his hand and plunged straight into Chen Che's neck, and the target of the revenge seeker turned out to be him.
"Ahh
"Bandit, return your life!" the revenge seeker stretched out his bloody hand and pinched Chen Che's neck.
You shouted as you retreated, "You... What's wrong with you?
"The bandits are coming for their lives!"
"Don't let the bandits escape!"
"God has eyes, the little second brother is still alive!"
Hundreds of people rushed in the back, holding all kinds of farming tools, followed by the shopkeeper, and pounced on Chen Che together.
"Slowly, slowly!" Chen Che shouted as he retreated, "What's wrong?"
Everyone attacked, the advice was ineffective, Chen Che's double purple aura was flashing around him, and his wisdom was overflowing, and the peasants in front of him were about to be hurt, but these peasants didn't know martial arts at all, and no one could perceive the danger, so they still rushed over.
Chen Che was helpless, he didn't dare to hurt the innocent, so he had to stop urgently, and his breath was chaotic due to the force of the shock.
"Bah!" A wide black shadow blocked Chen Che's sight, the farm tools in mid-air did not fall, it turned out to be the black man who made money, he held a wooden stick in his hand, blocked all the farm tools, shouted loudly, violently forced, and pushed back, everyone couldn't resist it, and fell to the ground one after another.
"I've seen Mr. Xiao below!"
"Put... Fart?" In the chaos, Chen Che heard the sound poorly.
"What did the little gentleman say?" The big black man didn't seem to hear Chen Che's question clearly.
"Ahh Good name, good name, enough... Loud enough!" Chen Che didn't know how to evaluate it, it was the first time he saw someone called "fart".
Everyone got up, picked up the guys, and was about to attack the two again, when two thin man's voices came from behind the crowd.
"Wait a minute~"
"Take it easy!"
Then, the crowd automatically parted a slit, and two thin middle-aged men squeezed in, and what was uncomfortable was that they were holding hands.
"It's weird, why is there such a big movement today, what's going on?"
"Report Niu Lizheng, Wang Cunbao—" A young man made a gesture to the two, but was interrupted as soon as he spoke.
"Oh, what do you call it, how do you call it? I forgot our tuba, how many times have I emphasized it to you!"
"Yes, yes... The kid is not sensible, let's report it to the little old man, Tiancun Bao and Dili Zheng, the two adults are just ...... coming" An old man pulled back the young man and stepped forward and said.
"You're confused enough, it's clear that you're in the right place and the village is safe. ”
"Yes, yes, little old man's slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue. After the old man apologized, he told the two about a major murder case.
The two of them packed up the dishes and chopsticks today, closed the door of the store, returned to the back house, and saw a masked bandit fighting with the eldest brother, so without saying a word, the two brothers went into battle together, but the evil bandit suddenly became wise, and the eldest brother fell in a pool of blood, he was also seriously injured, unable to get up, and watched the bandit loot the family's belongings.
The shopkeeper crawled to the side of the eldest brother and found that the eldest brother had no breath, so he roared angrily, chased the evil bandit, chased all the way here, and stopped the "evil bandit" - Chen Che.
"What are you kidding, how could I kill your eldest brother, I really don't know what you're talking about?" Chen Che was inexplicable, and denied the accusation of the shopkeeper.
"It's obviously you, I'm chasing you all the way, although you threw away the masked cloth, but you didn't have time to change your clothes!"
"Could it be... Could it be that the murderer is wearing the same clothes as me?" Chen Che looked at the shopkeeper, and knew in his heart that it seemed that the people from Xitang had already made a move.
"What kind of clothes are the same? It's you!"
"Do you know who Mr. Xiao is? he's going to Changjing..."Fang Bi said.
"Fart! Don't talk nonsense!" Chen Che interrupted him.
"Oh..."The gentle Chen Che would also burst into foul language, and Fang Bi was a little uncomfortable.
"Don't be noisy, don't be noisy, what's the hurry, with us, there will be cases that can't be broken?"
"That's it, Xiao Er, you have just come to the local area to do business, and you may not know much about the two of us. ”
Tianli Zheng and Jimura Bao said one person, and the speed of speech was very fast, and the shopkeeper who spoke directly was stunned.
"You two... What's the matter with the two of you?" Seeing the two holding hands together, the shopkeeper shuddered.
"The two of us have no case to solve, you can inquire, ten miles and eight villages, which cat is pregnant with a cub, we can find out whose dog caused the trouble!"
"Ahem... Brother Di, your metaphor needs to be improved, of course, everyone can understand it. ”
"Yes, yes, that's what it means, bitter master, who is the bitter master?"
The shopkeeper came out of the queue and cried.
The misty light rain wet everyone's hair and shoulders, and after a little analysis by Tianli and Jimura Bao, they quickly broke off the case, that is, to command all the villagers and neighbors to take down the "murderer" - Chen Che.
"What are you doing, framing! You guys are framing! Old Fang's knife is not a vegetarian!" Fang Bi was very angry, because Chen Che had never left his sight from the time he ate to the time he left.
"Fart, don't mess around, you don't understand the situation. ”
"Little sir, I don't have anything to say to these people, just one word, just do it!"
"Fart! Step back and let me ask a few questions. ”
"Little sir, I don't understand, I'm helping you, why are you still farting one by one, why are my words bullshit?"
Chen Che was speechless, it was difficult to distinguish between calling people's names and saying foul language.
"Am I calling your name?"
"Little sir, why do you give me the nickname Li, how ugly it is, I don't like it, let's call me Fang Bi! Fang Bi's Fang, Fang Bi's Bi." ”
"Oh... "Chen Che figured it out, it turned out that the big black man was called Fang Bi, and this matter was complete.
"What's the matter, it's not over yet, is this the place where you study fart?"
"It's useless to talk less, come with us!" "Jimura Bao always added a sentence with Tianli Masa.
"Wait! I'm not the murderer, but I know who the murderer is. ”
"Hmph, I want to excuse myself. The shopkeeper gritted his teeth and said.
"Little second brother, the person who died was not your brother, it was the Three Holy Sons of the Dian Sect, and the person who killed him was sent by the Dian Sect, and the real murderer was the Dian Sect Master!"
"Ah!" There was an exclamation at the scene, the sect leader was a god-like existence in their hearts, how could the sect leader kill his own son.
The shopkeeper's eyes were full of anger, he didn't believe Chen Che's words at all, and opened his mouth to shout: "Nonsense! Don't believe him, arrest him!"
Thirty years ago, the Sect Master traveled through the mountains and rivers, and when he passed through this place, he met an old lady who had fled on the way, and the Sect Master coveted her beauty..."
"Ah!!" the crowd exclaimed.
"The sect leader looked around at no one, and lewdness rose from his heart, and his lust was born to the side of his guts, so he had the plan of 'overlord hard bow'..."
"Ah!!" the crowd exclaimed again.
"Who knew that the old lady was very chaste, and she would rather die than obey, so she picked up a pair of scissors in the chaos and took care of the sect leader's life... Click..."
"Ah!!" the crowd exclaimed again.
"The sect leader was cleaned, hid in the pigsty, because of the colorless thoughts, only to refine the flying pig Dafa, and finally became the leader of the sect, the achievement of a hegemony, the sect leader every time he thinks of his own road to success, thinking of the old lady's grace, often crying gratefully, so, the son of the eldest lady's family was named the three holy sons... Woohoo..."
The story is too spicy, Chen Che can't make it up, but everyone doesn't follow it, how can such a shocking secret be only half told.
"Of course, the third holy son married the widowed seventh aunt, the old fellow... Ah no... When the sect leader saw it, lewdness rose from his heart, and he turned to ......"
"Ah~~ Shut up! Chen Che! It's a shame that you are the proud son of Zhefang, and you have arranged it to smear my Holy Sect Leader in such a way! You... You are despicable..."
"Ahh
The "seriously injured" shopkeeper couldn't bear it anymore at this time, and he jumped like thunder, but in the strange eyes of everyone, he found out: he was exposed!
"Hehe, the injuries on my body are healed, this action is quite neat!" Fang Bi also understood.
"Zhefang?"
"Teaching?"
Tianli Zheng and Jimura Bao smashed a piece of ice at the same time, these two major sects are among the five yuan in the world, how can they provoke them.
"Since... That one... The facts of the case are clear, then we..."Tianli is changing from "holding his chest up" to "bending his body", and cold sweat is pouring out.
"Tianlei, the flower cat in the village is pregnant again, let's go catch the dog!"
"Earthfire, wait for my brother. ”
It turns out that the big number in the sky is called Tianlei, and the big number in the village is called the earth fire, which is estimated to be self-proclaimed.
The thunder hooked the fire, and he walked away without looking back, because his legs were weak, and his buttocks twisted when he walked, and everyone had a sore stomach and stomach, and they couldn't look directly, until the two of them disappeared into the rain and fog, and then they returned to the village one after another.