Eat a trench, grow a wisdom.

Knowing that there was such a thing as a taxi, I took a taxi and headed straight for Building 100.

It's definitely not easy to meet the city lord, so I thought about how to fool around to meet the city lord all the way, but I never had a good plan.

It's fast to take a taxi, you don't have to stop on the road, there are no speed limits, no traffic lights, not even intersections.

The road here is that once you get to the end, you go from Building No. 1 to Building 1,000, and then you just turn around and go back the way you came, so the speed is very fast.

Before I could figure out what to plan with, I was there.

I didn't even have time to be nervous, I paid a hefty taxi fare and got out of the car in pain.

More than 3,000 shells, that's enough for a month's rent.

After getting out of the car, I looked at the Thousand Building, which was larger and grander than the other buildings, but I was at a loss for what to do, because I had not thought out my plan and did not know how to meet the city lord.

But I didn't stand stupidly, as the so-called knowing oneself and knowing the other side will win all battles, since there is no way now, it is better to go in first, go in and see the situation, and then make plans.

However, when I came to the door, I noticed an anomaly here, that is, there were more half-fish people here.

After thinking about it carefully, it is not abnormal, after all, this is the location of the city lord, and it is normal for there to be many half-fish people.

This is the same as the ancient Manchurian Dynasty, the farther away from the capital, the fewer Manchurians, and the closer to the capital, the more Manchurians, understandably.

But what I can't understand is why the two security guards at the door didn't let me in.

"Why don't you let me in?" I asked with my feet hopped.

"Because you don't look like a good person!" The security guard is very straightforward.

"If you don't look like a good person, you're not a good person, are you? You can see a fart! "I'm upset.

"You hurry up, it's light to drive you away, if you mess around again, I'll just arrest you and lock you up!" The security guard's tone was not good.

"Oh, you still threaten me, come and get me, come and catch me!" I jumped around very excitedly, provoking the other party: "It doesn't look like a good person, look at your sister, can you tell if your wife has cuckolded you?" Can you tell that the guy next to you, who usually calls you brothers, is actually sleeping with your wife behind your back? Maybe when the two of them are having fun, they will call you a fool! ”

"I think you're looking for death!" The security guard, as he spoke, was ready to come over and beat me.

However, the words of the brother beside him suddenly stopped him: "Big brother, don't listen to his nonsense, I have nothing to do with my sister-in-law!" ”

"Oh,! I'm talking nonsense, I didn't expect there to be a windfall! "I was amazed and delighted.

"What did you say?" The security guard roared angrily.

"I really don't blame me, it was my sister-in-law who took the initiative, do you remember last year, I went to your house to drink last year, you drank too much and fell asleep, sister-in-law she took the initiative!" The other security guard retreated again and again, but at the same time he was crying, he really didn't take the initiative.

"I'll kill you!" The security guard roared angrily and rushed to the other security guard.

The other security guard immediately ran away, and the security guard chased after me, leaving me messy in the wind.

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I didn't have a plan, so I planned to create a little chaos and let the other party arrest me, and then attract the attention of the other party's high-level through other methods, and report it layer by layer, so that I can meet the city lord.

That's why I took the initiative to provoke and deliberately provoke the other party, but the problem is that I didn't believe it, and as a result, the two people watching the gate disappeared, leaving me and an empty gate.

I looked at the gate, but it ignored me, and I walked into Building 1000.

It's really different, as soon as you enter it, it's resplendent and luxurious everywhere.

Rows of display cabinets, behind are all beautiful girls in professional skirts, and most of the people who shop are half-fish, and there are almost no human beings.

I walked around for a long time, had a meal, and no one found me, so I decided to take the initiative.

I first pulled a random person and asked, "Hey, how can I meet the city lord?" ”

"Cut~" As a result, the other party glanced at me, scolded "neurosis", and left.

I was immediately angry, if it weren't for the fact that the other party was a girl who looked pretty good, I would have beaten her.

I promise here that I definitely didn't deliberately pull the other party to ask because they were good-looking.

After that, I pulled a few more people, all of them half-fish, and asked them how they could meet the city lord.

The answer they gave me was unanimous, "Neurotic!" ”

"Shhh~ What's going on? Why are these people like this? Isn't that obvious enough to me? "As I walked, I came to a bank.

I looked at the bank, I looked at the people who handled the business, and suddenly I had an idea, that is, should I make a big fuss? Grab a bank or something?

I would never dare to do this kind of thing on the mainland, but now that I am in the underwater world, I don't have to be afraid of being exposed, and I also have a legitimate reason to get out afterwards, so why not give it a try.

However, just as I was ready to do it, a team of uniformed men came, and without saying a word, they arrested me, picked me up, and threw me out of the building.

At the end of the day, the uniformed man said, "Don't make a splash here, and if you dare to make any more trouble, throw me out of the city." ”

"I've got a slot s I got up and was about to break inside again when I noticed that the security guard at the door had changed.

"Hey, what about those two big brothers just now?" I asked the security guard who blocked me.

The security guard put on a stinky face: "Don't ask about things you shouldn't ask, get out of the way!" ”

"If you don't tell me, I don't know, do you? Did one of them sleep with the other wife? Do you want to know, did your wife let others sleep? "I deliberately provoked trouble, so what I said was very unpleasant, and I would be angry when I heard it.

Sure enough, the security guard was furious, raised his slap and slapped me.

I grabbed his hand and reflexively threw him over the shoulder, throwing the other party directly to the ground, shattering the huge marble floor at the door, and the other party fainted directly.

At this time, there were people coming in and out of the door, and they screamed when they found this scene.

Someone even took out his mobile phone and started shooting.

I photographed my half-fish girl and compared a scissor hand to the other party's friends. Why do you know that she is a sister? Because she had big breasts, big breasts.

"Someone is making trouble at the front door, please come to support quickly!!" The other security guard reacted quickly and was very smart, first calling for support, and then pulling out a stick, but only kept a distance from me, confronted me, and did not come forward.

"But you think I can't beat you?" I looked at each other with a wicked smile.

The other person didn't give any expression in return, just stared at me intently.

I took out a handful of one-dollar shellfish coins from my pocket and threw them at the other party, shouting at the same time: "Look at the hidden weapon!" ”

A handful of shell coins were scattered, and the colorful light shone brightly, and the security guard could have dialed with a stick, but the moment the other party was attracted by the shell coin, I had already appeared in front of him like a ghost.

When he finished throwing the stick, what I saw was my handsome face and a punch with a sandbag, I knocked the other party over with one punch, and then put on a handsome posture and continued to compare a scissor hand with the half-fishman girl, asking, "Is it handsome?" ”

The half-fishman girl is quite cooperative: "Handsome! ”

The next second I picked up the walkie-talkie that had fallen on the ground, as well as the throwing stick, and jumped into the building and began to escape.

While running, I sighed at the same time: "Hey~ It's a pity that I have such big breasts." ”

If this half-fish-man girl can look a little more human-like, I may develop a cross-racial love, but this half-fish-man girl has a fish's head, and the mouth will be listed to the root of the ear, if this is a kiss, I can't bite off my whole head, it's really unacceptable.

After I rushed into the building, I didn't sit idle, I "burned, killed and looted" all the way, of course it wasn't true, but the beating was real, and the robbery was also robbed, arson or something, but I didn't, but I also created a lot of chaos.

For example, smashing the glass of the counter, and then lifting the short skirt of a nearby beauty or something.

I made a lot of noise all the way to the higher floors.

I didn't take a specific route, for example, I started going upstairs, I took the elevator, went to the first floor, stopped, caused chaos, then took the stairs, ran a few floors, and then entered the floor to create chaos, and then continued to take the elevator to escape.

By the time the other party sent a large force to encircle and suppress me, I had already reached the thirtieth floor.

Looking at the guns and uniforms, I wanted to surrender directly, this kind of chaos should be enough for me to get the attention of the big guys.

But what I didn't expect was that the other party actually shot me directly, trying to kill me.

I couldn't bear it anymore, and I suddenly jumped.

I continued to create chaos everywhere and run around.

He also wounded a lot of people and grabbed guns.

But I didn't kill anyone, and I always said to those I had beaten, "I'm here to find the lord of the city, and I have something important to discuss." ”

But no one paid attention to me, and the first thing he did when he saw me was to shoot and try to kill me.

I think there's something strange about this, you have to know that there are a lot of people in this layer, and they are desperate to shoot, and they are likely to shoot innocent people, and the other party doesn't seem to think about these things at all, which is clearly trying to kill me.

This confused me so much that I didn't know what was going on until I saw a half-fish man.

It was a man in full human form, covered in blue-gray scales and skin, and although I didn't recognize his appearance, I knew from making eye contact with him that he was the half-fishman I had shot with a speargun.