Go back to the old days 8
After some mental struggle, Zhang Yimeng and Lin Jin'er adhered to the determination to be scolded anyway, went back to the dormitory together, and after changing into a short-sleeved body, they slipped out of the training barracks over the wall.
"You're really fat, if it's true, you can really see that...... What to do. ”
"Ouch, where the hell came from, you just wait honestly."
Lin Jin'er searched while walking, and finally saw the cow she saw the day before and a child who was gnawing on baked potatoes in the field.
"Hey, kid, is this cow your family?"
This kid said that he was not too young, at least eleven or twelve years old, and when he saw Lin Jin'er and Zhang Yimeng, he immediately became vigilant.
"Yes, what?"
"It's okay, we're in biology class next week, and we want some cow tears, I'll trade this for you."
Lin Jin'er took out the snacks in her pocket and looked at the child, and the child snorted.
"What do you think I'm not going to school? It's also biology class, I think you want to see the hell with cow tears. ”
Lin Jin'er sighed a few times, thinking that this kid was not easy to fool, so she hurriedly explained again.
"No, it's really an experiment, whether it can be changed or not."
Lin Jin'er shook the snacks in her hand and looked at the child, who swallowed the last bite of roasted sweet potato in his mouth, and then said.
"I'm still in class in the afternoon, so I don't have time to play with you."
As he spoke, he patted the ash on his pants and got up to leave.
"Yes, yes, we just want the tears of the cow to see the hell, okay."
The child stopped, and then looked at the two people with slanted eyes, with a helpless expression.
"Okay, wait until I get home and find a shallot."
After speaking, he stretched out his hand and waited for Lin Jin'er to give him the snacks.
"Hurry up, you can find another small bottle or something."
"Is it okay to have a glass bottle of syrup?"
Lin Jin'er nodded and said that it was very good, and then instructed the child to remember to brush the bottle and start to rub his hands and wait in place, and by the way, he stared at the cow with a few eyes.
A few minutes later, the child returned with a small brown glass bottle, still clutching half an onion.
"Do you really think this thing can see ghosts?"
The child looked at the cow, thought about the snack he had just taken back, gritted his teeth, chewed a few mouthfuls of shallots, spit in his hand and covered the old cow's eyes.
This cow is really miserable, twisting his head and struggling for a while, the cow is full of faces.
The boy took the small medicine bottle and lowered it in the cow's eyes, and then even the tears and eye feces fell into the bottle, and Lin Jin'er on the side quickly took out his mobile phone to take a few photos.
"What are you doing?"
"Keep a souvenir and feel fresh."
The little boy didn't bother to compare himself with her, and then said.
"There are so many people who come to military training every year, and it's the first time I've seen a neurotic like you."
After speaking, he handed the medicine bottle in his hand to Lin Jin'er, and then led the dazed cow away.
"It's done, let's go, let's go back quickly, we still have to drink Coke today."
Lin Jin'er shook the small bottle in her hand with a smile, and then smiled lewdly at Zhang Yimeng, Zhang Yimeng trembled, and then asked.
"Lin Jin'er, did something happen to you during the summer vacation, and how did you become this virtue now."
Lin Jin'er looked at the cow tears in her hand and laughed wickedly, and replied perfunctorily.
"Well, I met the gods during the summer vacation."
"It's really crazy, although you used to have a lot of bad ideas, but it's not like now, it's really like a psychopath."
Lin Jin'er didn't reply either, and then calculated how much this bottle of cow tears would sell to the group of silly boys.
"Since you said there are no ghosts, what do you want this thing for, tell me quickly."
Zhang Yimeng and Lin Jin'er had already come back from the wall at this time, trotting towards the dormitory, and wanted to hurry back to pretend to be sick before the others came back.
"Of course I sold it to those boys, otherwise what am I doing with the photos, just to let them know that this is a real cow's tears."
"You're really poor and crazy."
After saying this, Zhang Yimeng looked at Lin Jin'er with a little regret, but Lin Jin'er nodded very seriously.
"Hmmm! I'm really poor and crazy, unlike you, a nymphomaniac. ”
After saying that, the person who was lying on the top bunk with a small glass bottle in his arms closed his eyes and began to brew heat stroke should look like.
Ten minutes later, the girls went back to the dormitory one after another to change clothes and prepare for lunch, and when they saw Lin Jin'er lying on the bed without moving, they all came to Zhang Yimeng's side to ask.
"What's the matter, did you faint?"
"No, the doctor said it was just a slight heat stroke, just lie down for a day."
"Huh? It's too happy, you can lie down for a day if you have heat stroke. ”
The other girl also laughed mysteriously when she heard this.
"I guess I'll be able to rest tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."
"Why?"
Hearing this, Lin Jin'er sat up and looked at her suddenly.
"Damn, Lin Jin'er, you're pretending!"
The girls reacted immediately, praised Lin Jin'er's excitement, and planned to do it again in the afternoon.
"What why, my relatives are coming, and the instructor will definitely let me rest."
"Huh? Can it still be like this? ”
A few girls were chattering about how they could take a day off like Lin Jin'er, or hide in the dormitory for a day like Zhang Yimeng.
"Hurry up, we'll be the last table when we're late."
The others are still pulling, and the most greedy girls are already eager to try and get ready to go.
"Let's go."
The girls walked out of the dormitory door in a lively manner, and after the assembly, several classes of students walked towards the cafeteria.
"Damn, there's really a Coke, do you see it?"
The class that arrived first was already seated at the edge of the table, and there was a large vat of Coke with a bottle hanging on it.
"Really, I'm so happy."
The girls cheered and jumped for joy, and they didn't care if they were afraid of being fat and didn't dare to drink, and they all stared at the bottle of brown soda in a daze.
"There are all classes, and they are ...... upright"
The instructor also stood in front of everyone at this time, and finally entered the canteen after everyone shouted slogans a few times.
The previous batch of students had finished eating and were washing the dishes, and Lin Jin'er and a group of them were sitting at the table waiting for a glass of cold Coke to cool off first.
"I'll tell me why I gave you and Coke at noon today."
The instructor sat in the middle of a group of people and said with some embarrassment.
"I know that you usually grow up under the care of your parents, and you have not suffered hardships, today is the first day of military training, I hope you can understand that the reason why I am so strict is not to torture you, but to exercise your will......"
The instructor was still talking, and the souls of the group of students below had already drifted away.
“…… If you do well, we'll apply again and let you have another Coke on the sixth day. ”
When the instructor finally finished speaking, the students looked at the cooked meal and the coke on the table, and the instructor smiled helplessly and said, Eat.
"Yay! Coke. ”
The students snatched the Coke more than they saw their own mothers.