Volume 1 I'm Not a Genius Chapter 0109 Pretending to be a son

Crossing the tree-lined path, I saw a few old killers who drank wine and ate meat, and they were slashing their fists. I also saw three immortal killers drinking and playing chess, and a pair of immortal killers sat cross-legged and closed their eyes and concentrated. More than a dozen tents were set up in the woods, and some disciples of each faction left some people to take care of them in the treasure cave.

It's like a busy city.

"I am a disciple of the White Snake Sect, and I have attained the Tao!"

There was a lot of commotion, and no one paid attention to it. Dedao shouted again, but no one paid attention to it, and Dedao shouted, and then there was an old killer with a red beard, who walked towards Dedao with a sway, and the old killer was holding half a pot of wine in his hand.

The red-bearded old fairy "Here we go again, here's the key!"

"Thank you, senior!"

Redbeard "Eight times a day, aren't you annoyed?" he turned back into the crowd.

Feng Aohan whispered, "Ah Quante is here to get the reward of the Loose Sect!"

As soon as Feng Aohan finished speaking, the scene was quiet, and all the killing immortals looked at the masked child. The Sword Fairy and the Wine Fairy were playing chess, and the Sword Fairy stopped the chess pieces in his hand. The left-behind disciples of the Forest Freedom Sect walked towards this.

Redbeard kills immortals: "What do you use to prove that you are Ah Quan?"

Wind and cold "my ......"

Sword Immortal: "I can prove it!"

Brewmaster: "I'm here too!

Redbeard: "The thing has been taken out of the treasure cave and placed in the first compartment at the entrance of the cave, this is the key!"

The disciples of the Xiaoyao Sect came over.

"Hey, kid, why did you let that guy call Feng Aohan tease us?"

Feng Aohan turned around and looked: "What's the situation?"

"Child, do you know Feng Aohan?"

"Forget it, just tell us where Feng Aohan went? Let's find it ourselves!"

Feng Aohan: "What do you want to do?"

"It's nothing, I just want to beat him up!"

Feng Aohan said a little hesitantly, "Oh! Where did Feng Aohan go, I don't know!"

Wei Long: "Two little brothers, can you wait here?

The two of them were free, and they were holding back the fire in their hearts. However, the winner is king, and the loser is the loser, and at this moment, in front of so many people, they can't refuse, so they can only clench their fists and nod.

"I'll get the things later!" Let's go see the red yarn first!"

The three of them entered the treasure cave. This cave is a natural karst cave, there are several holes at the entrance, and this hole is the grid that the redbeard kills immortals. The cave is lit with a cold fire lamp, and this light line is blue, and this cold light is dim, just enough to illuminate. Keep moving. The three came to a three-way intersection. At each of these three forks, there is a door, and he walks to the central gate with the key. There are a dozen keyholes on one door. Keyholes vary.

"Behind this door are more than a dozen different spaces, and a key can open a space!"

Feng Aohan: "If this door is broken, will the space behind it be chaotic?"

"I don't know, who has the ability to break so much storage?"

While talking and laughing, the door creaked open, and it was dark inside, and the sound of cold chains colliding with each other came from the darkness. The sound was crisp and numbing to hear. He took out a yellow bead the size of a grape from his bosom. This thing is the dragon top pearl, produced by the dragon of the North Sea, this pearl is injected with murderous energy, thrown darkly, can be illuminated. Dao threw the dragon crown bead into the darkness, and then the orange light filled the entire space.

Red yarn wrapped her arms in chains, gauze stuffed in her mouth, sweat on her forehead, and resentment in her eyes. The red yarn kept pulling the chains, and the chains made a crisp sound when they hit. Red Yarn's wrist was covered with an iron bracelet, and it was already overflowing bright red. Cold iron, bright red blood, Wei Long was shocked.

"Who gags you?"

Wei Long: "Let her go!"

"If I could let her down, I would have run away with her!"

Feng Aohan looked at the red yarn carefully, and the red yarn was covered with bruises and seemed to have suffered a lot. Red Yarn's hair was unkempt, Red Yarn's face was sick, and the corners of Red Yarn's mouth were bruised, and when Feng Aohan saw Red Yarn's legs, an ominous thought flashed in Feng Aohan's mind.

Red yarn was dripping with blood on her legs, and blood dripped from her thighs to her ankles. At first, Feng Aohan thought it was a moon affair from a Terran girl. Later, the Demon Book quietly showed Feng Aohan half of what happened to the red yarn, and Feng Aohan knew that the red yarn had been ruined by others.

Feng Aohan hurriedly took off his coat and draped it over Red Yarn, which just covered Red Yarn's thighs. Just now, when the three of them rushed to the treasure cave, the beast of the Elder of the Earth took the key and walked into this space, the Earth Tilt rubbed his hands obscenely, and then took out a piece of medicine osmanthus cake from his arms, which was the medicine of ecstasy.

A few mouthfuls of cake into the stomach, red yarn dizzy. At this time, the obscene earth leaned so easily to humiliate the red yarn. Afterwards, the heart-rending screams of the red yarn, the heart-rending cries of the red yarn, were all blocked by the enchantment, trapped in this dark space, and the ground leaned on his pants and left. Hongsha wanted to die, but her hands and feet were chained, she couldn't do anything, she shed tears of pain. The wound on her wrist was the one left by the previous insult.

Dedao smiled warmly, like a light in the dark night, and then took out a bag of osmanthus cake from his bosom, and took out a pot of water from his waist. He walked up to the red yarn and removed the gauze from the red yarn's mouth. As soon as the cloth was removed, the red yarn shouted.

Hoarse voice "No, I hate osmanthus cakes!"

"Don't you usually love this osmanthus cake?!"

The white cake is sprinkled with sugar osmanthus, and the smell is sweet, and it is a high-quality osmanthus sugar cake. The melt-in-your-mouth kind. Hongsha's eyes were red, she had been crying for half an hour, and her tears were almost dry. At the moment of seeing the enlightenment, her tears burst and flowed out again.

"What are you crying about?"

The red yarn has thousands of tears, looking at the Tao, and not saying a word. Wei Long looked at such an embarrassed red yarn and thought about it, but he couldn't recognize it, if he recognized the red yarn at this time, he would immediately kill Feng Aohan.

Feng Aohan: "She's injured, give her some medicine first!"

"Hmm!"

Hongsha subconsciously took a few steps back.

Red Yarn cried, "No, I don't heal, let me die!"

"Sa'er, they are my friends, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, we will work together to rescue you!"

Red yarn "go out~woowoo~Forget it~woo~"

"What's wrong with you today, and you don't like the osmanthus cake anymore?"

Feng Aohan: "Let me go and whisper!"

After gaining the way, he retreated, and Feng Aohan walked closer.

said lightly, "Red yarn girl, I know that the old guy poisoned the osmanthus cake, you just died like this, it's too cheap that old man, don't you want to take revenge!"

Red Yarn "Revenge!"

Feng Aohan: "It's a tragedy that a bad guy lives a long life!"

Red Yarn: "Yes! Revenge!

Feng Aohan: "It's better to kill the earth than to die in this black cage!"

"Yes, but I can't kill him!"

Feng Aohan "The coming day is long, and only alive will you have a chance!"

Red Yarn yells "I want to heal!"

Feng Aohan: "Bring water!"

Feng Aohan took out the Qiankun gourd and ground some medicinal powder with the remaining murderous energy. I took a clean cloth and dipped it in water to clean the wound for the red yarn, and by the way, I disposed of the blood stains on my thigh, cleaned it up, and then applied the medicine. Red Yarn looked at Feng Aohan wearing a mask and was full of gratitude.

That's it. Feng Aohan whispered in Hongsha's ear.

Feng Aohan: "Strangers' things can't be eaten indiscriminately!"

Red Yarn nodded.

Feng Aohan "is not a stranger, his osmanthus cake can be eaten! I know what happened to you! I will keep it secret! It's cold here, and my coat will be left for you." “

Red Yarn "Thank you, Mr. Little!"

Red yarn "Get the way, I...... I'm hungry! I don't want to eat osmanthus cake in my life!

"I'll go to the door and see who has something to eat!"

Red Yarn nodded.

"Little brother, let's go!"

Red Yarn: "Hey, what's your name?"

Feng Aohan: "Ah Quan!"

Red Yarn nodded. Dedao walked in front, Feng Aohan followed behind, and Wei Long walked last, his eyes looked straight at the red yarn, and he reluctantly left. At the gate of the treasure cave, he begged the immortal disciples for food. Feng Aohan and the others and the others sent three carts of goods to the Peach Blossom Forest. After leaving his things, the Loose Sect raised his sleeves and left.

Feng Aohan: "You are guarding here, and I will go first with the condensing lamp." Wei Long nodded.

Outside the Qingxiu Pavilion, the peach blossoms are flying, the wind is arrogant and cold, and the flower mud is stepping on the feet, and the head is floating crimson. Feng Aohan felt that there was a very powerful demonic aura around him, he quickened his pace, at this time, a hand was put on Feng Aohan's shoulder from behind, Feng Aohan didn't turn his head, grabbed this hand, and then twisted it, only to hear a painful howl "Ah~", the man let go and retreated. Feng Aohan turned to look, and a girl in pink rubbed her hand that was twisted by Feng Aohan.

Feng Aohan: "Where did you come from, go to me!"

The girl in pink: "Feng Aohan, thank you for your previous grace of not killing! My brother and I want to help you transport things back to Qingxiu Pavilion!"

Feng Aohan: "You are?"

The girl in pink: "I am the flower demon Taoke, you want to cut me for alchemy that day." ”

Feng Aohan: "Oh, I see! Thank you for showing me the way! In Peach Blossom Valley, I am fortunate to have your men showing mercy." ”

Feng Aohan looked at the girl. I saw this woman, her eyebrows were bright and black clouds, and the peach blossoms were swaying and slanting into the bun. The two sideburns dance with the wind, and a smile is fairy.

Feng Aohan: "You want to help me, I am really grateful, my apprentice is waiting at the entrance, you went, only said that Feng Aohan invited me." ”

Tao Ke nodded, and then a puff of green smoke came out of her side, and after a while, a young man appeared, this young man was dressed in light gauze and pink, like a fairy child in the sky, Feng Aohan glanced at him, and said.

Feng Aohan: "Lang here is really good-looking!"

Tao Ke: "He is my brother Tao Tao, we will help you transport the goods." ”

The boy followed Taoke to the entrance of the peach forest. Feng Aohan took the condensing lamp and continued to walk. After a while, he came to the bridge in front of the Qingxiu Pavilion, and as soon as he got off the bridge, the round little boy rushed over, hugged Feng Aohan's thigh, and then shouted at Feng Aohan.

The little boy made a little milk voice and called sweetly: "Dad~"

Feng Aohan: "Old monster, which one are you singing?"

The Book of Demons shot a beam of light into Feng Aohan's head, Feng Aohan received the message, and immediately saw what happened in the Qingxiu Pavilion after he left.

Not long after Feng Aohan left, the little boy couldn't sit still.

Little boy: "Sister, what's your name?"

Meng Yatou: "My name is Meng Yatou!"

Little boy: "What kind of name is this?"

Meng girl: "I picked it up by the Yuan Lord, and there is a piece of thing engraved with the word Meng next to me, so my surname is Meng." Lord Yuan called me a girl, and over time, she was called Meng girl. ”

The little boy nodded.

Meng Yatou pinched the boy's little fat face. "What's your name?

The little boy covered his stomach: "Sister, I'm hungry." ”

Meng girl: "There are buns here, I'll go to the kitchen to heat them up for you." ”

Little boy: "But I want to eat big fish and big meat." ”

Meng Yatou: "Okay, today's Yuannei kitchen entertains all countries, there must be a lot of delicious food, I'll go to the big kitchen to get it for you, you are obedient here!"

The little boy nodded wildly like a chicken eating rice. Meng Yatou left with a bamboo basket.

The little boy stood outside the Qingxiu Pavilion and waved, "Sister, goodbye, come back early!"

Meng Yatou hid in the depths of the peach forest, and the little boy couldn't see her figure anymore, so he returned to the house. The little boy walked up to the girl in white, and he touched the girl's little hand.

The little boy made the old man's phlegm-stucking sound: "It's so cool!"

The little boy brought a small bench and put it in front of the bed of the girl in white, and the little boy stepped on the small bench and climbed onto the bed of the girl in white. He crawled to the face of the woman in white, then stretched out his left hand and placed it on the girl's forehead. As soon as his hand was put up, a burst of red gas was emitted, and this red gas was injected into the girl's body little by little. The little boy's expression was a little painful, and the red qi was injected into the girl's body little by little. This action lasted for three minutes. The little boy withdrew his hand, and then he touched the girl's hand, and the girl regained her temperature, and the little boy breathed a sigh of relief. The little boy looked at the girl in front of him and couldn't help but sigh.

The little boy made a hoarse voice: "The old man has lived for hundreds of years, and it is the first time I have seen such a beautiful person!"

The little boy was a little evil in his heart, and he transformed into a handsome boy. Then he unbuttoned the girl's skirt, and the girl's tunic was open, and she wore a nightdress inside. When he wanted to lift the second layer of skirt with his hands. The girl woke up, and the handsome boy immediately turned back into a round little boy.

The little boy thought to himself: I didn't expect that with only five layers of skill, this girl was actually woken up by me?

The girl in white: "Hey, what do you want to do, kid?"

The little boy's eyes immediately turned red, and he immediately hugged the girl, and the little boy pretended to cry and shouted.

The little boy made a snorting sound: "Mother~Mother~"

The girl in white pushed the little boy away and touched the little boy's head. Her expression was pained.

The girl in white was weak: "Little friend, you recognize the wrong person! I am a big girl with yellow flowers, where did you come from such a big fat son?"

Little boy: "Daddy Feng's blood dripped on my mother's body, so I grew up, I wasn't born, I grew up." ”

The girl in white sniffed a trace of blood on her chest: "This is indeed not my blood! But I have lived for a thousand years, and I have never heard of the strange story of having a child when two blood are combined?"

The little boy used murderous aura to let himself grow a big snow-white fluffy tail, and the little boy threw himself into her arms and coquettishly.

Little boy: "Mother, you are a thousand-year-old wolf fox, you have ten tails, I was just born, I have one, you see!"

The girl in white was calm: "It's indeed the tail of the wolf fox!"

The girl in white came to her senses and said in surprise: "Ah, I really gave birth to a baby with Feng Aohan?"

The boy nodded, and threw himself into the girl's arms, resting his chin on the girl's shoulder, a smile on his face that symbolized the success of the plan. The girl in white touched the little boy's head.

The girl in white was weak: "Baby, why are you three or four years old when you were born?"

Little boy: "Maybe you've lived for a thousand years, so I've only been born so big!"

The girl in white was weak: "What did your father name you called?"

The little boy: "Daddy is looking for something to save you!" He said he was coming back and naming me!"

The girl in white prepares to get out of bed.

The little boy: "Mother, don't get out of bed before you get cured of your serious illness!"

The girl in white was weak: "Mother is thirsty!"

Little boy: "I'll go to the kitchen and boil water!"

The girl in white touched the little boy's head.

"Good son! my mother's chest hurts a little, let's go!"

As soon as the little boy went out, he saw someone on the bridge, and the figure was Feng Aohan, and he ran towards Feng Aohan.

Feng Aohan jumped out of the memories given by the Demon Crossing Book, and he looked at the little boy who was hugging his thigh. Feng Aohan was speechless, and said inwardly, what an old monster who doesn't want to be old-faced. Feng Aohan smiled.

That smile seems to express, since you are my son, see that I don't play you to death!

Feng Aohan smiled: "Baby, don't go quickly, boil water for your mother to drink!"

Little boy: "No, I want Daddy!"

Feng Aohan said in his heart, Daddy, disgusting old monster.

Feng Aohan: "Your mother is still thirsty, go quickly!"

Little boy: "No!"

Feng Aohan bent down, gritted his teeth and whispered, "If you don't go, I'm going to pierce your lie!"

As soon as he said this, the little boy immediately rushed into the kitchen and lit a fire to boil water. Feng Aohan walked back to the hall on the first floor of the Qing Xiu Pavilion with a smile. The woman in white was lying on the bed, and when she saw that Feng Aohan was coming, she immediately tidied up her clothes.

The girl in white blushed: "The wind... I had a lot of things I wanted to say to you, but when I saw you, I couldn't say it again!"

Feng Aohan: "It doesn't hurt to say anything directly, I will sign the marriage letter." ”