Chapter 11 Lin Yiyi III
After seeing this fountain, he once said to Jiagu: "What kind of future home is this, it is clearly a retro home!" However, built here, it is inevitable to give people the association of opening the door and stealing. ”
I can't imagine that one of my original jokes turned out to be a prophecy. Thinking that the thief's talent was comparable to Yang Xiu, he actually knew the word "please" when he went out.
After the car drove past the Barlow-style gate of the "Future Home" and I got out of the car, Hao Ren continued to drive the car towards the basement (because I often came to Jiagu's house, I had registered with the property before, and I could swipe the license plate to enter the gate), and I walked to one of the Barlow-style houses.
He came to him and raised his hand and tapped lightly on the carved glass at the corners, which was recognizable at a glance.
"......" sat in front of the glass window, and the security guard in a coffee-colored uniform with fat head and big ears turned his head, glanced at me, and continued to stare directly at the phone screen.
It was like a peek at the other side of his ideal half that he didn't know.
To hear what he was saying, I pushed open the concave bronze door and said, "Excuse me, I'll look for ......."
"Find someone, register first. Oops, fuck me!" He smacked his phone on the table as he burst into foul language at the screen.
Then he turned his head and slammed his butt on the stool and stood up, leaning his neck, staring at him, and wearing the coffee-colored beret on his head, and this parrot was extraordinary at first glance (I used to make fun of the heroic on a whim).
He pointed at me at the top of his voice and shouted, "Who told you to come in, get out!" I was amazed that he didn't utter the word "roll", which was like spitting ivory out of his mouth.
"What do you see, what about you, you can't understand people's words?"
To be honest, his self-proclaimed standard words like those who burst with self-confidence, it really took me a few tenths of a second to ruminate in my brain to roughly comprehend.
Therefore, his standard human speech with regional attributes, at least it sounds different from human language, and I hope he will not be discouraged and learn words that people can understand without boasting about themselves as soon as possible.
Although my heart was already on fire, I still pretended to be unfazed on the surface, and unhurriedly took out my ID from the inner pocket of my jacket and showed it in front of him.
He was stunned for a moment, and the shoulders he was holding collapsed, and his figure seemed to shrink, and he instantly became one size smaller.
The thief's little eyes purred, and he took out an extra pack of cigarettes in his hand as if by magic, and skillfully pulled out two cigarettes with his right thumb, index finger, and middle finger, and handed them to me with a smile on his face, and said:
"I'm so sorry, comrade policeman. Actually, I'm not usually like this, didn't I just encounter something troublesome, I have emotions when I speak, you have a lot of adults, don't go to your heart. ”
"Really? Then what I just happened is not a disturbing thing, should I have emotions, and you have also helped me a lot to soothe and soothe. I said as I raised my hand to his cigarette.
"It's all my brain-dead, lame-eyed, mouth cramps,......" As soon as I heard it, he was practicing his family, and these self-defeating words were like a few family treasures, and he came as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Alright, it's okay!" I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to stop the car when he got cheap, so I would bring my parents with me later, so I hurriedly interrupted him and asked, "Did someone come to you to adjust the monitoring just now?"
"Oh!" He paused slightly, as if the topic had scratched his G-spot, and he had to deliberately suppress it before he could search for another memory.
"Just now there was a beautiful woman who came to adjust the surveillance, sassy and heroic, I said why is it so like a policeman, and the emotional person is. But the policewoman said that she would not be able to read it for a while and a half, so let me give her a copy, which is not finished yet, and I will send it to you when the copy is ready. ”
"Hmmm! What about the policewoman you are talking about? "Listening to the policewoman on his left and the policewoman on his right, I can't bear to correct him - in fact, Lin Yiyi is not.
"Oh! She, she went out to buy water. He kept his head down, fiddling with his fingers, glancing at me from time to time, like a student standing at the teacher's desk waiting to be trained.
Before college, I received this kind of benefit in school, and I felt a sudden sense of pity for him, and I felt that he was a little pitiful.
I hesitated for a moment after listening to him, but I didn't open my mouth after all, and turned to leave.
Although it is difficult to know what I want to say, after all, "repay grievances with virtue, how to repay virtue" is so deeply rooted in my heart, and it is impossible to think of it as a beautiful word.
The fat security guard followed the door with "repaying grievances with virtue", nodded and said with a smile, "If you have something to say, we will fully cooperate." ”
After a distance from the baroque mansion, the rational push in my brain was belated—there must be something hateful about the poor man.
Although everyone scoffs at such double-faced, sleek and sophisticated people, their sloppy words do sound very useful to the face, disgusting to onlookers and fascinated by the authorities like tobacco.
In this way, "hidden" also has two sides - the hidden of disgust and the hidden of confusion. Therefore, most of the people in society who "become uncles and pretend to be grandchildren" are very good in their respective classes.
Thinking like this, I unconsciously came to the elevator entrance, but I unexpectedly found Hao Ren waiting there, and when he saw me coming, he pressed the button next to him with his finger. Luckily, the elevator stopped on the first floor and the door opened.
When my keychain triggered a soft "drop" sound above the floor number in the elevator, it suddenly became clear that Hao Ren was standing here because he didn't have an access card and couldn't use the elevator.
This building is thirty-one stories high, and Jiagu lives on the second top floor, if you take the stairs, it is to practice seven injuries for fitness and abuse yourself.
Besides, Hao Ren's "slightly fat" figure will not be able to practice soy sauce urine - transverse muscle stria dissolution.
The two people in the elevator were lined up left and right, and they didn't say anything for a while. I secretly thought in my heart: Most people like Hao Ren who see everything when they are in a low position, see it in their hearts, don't say it, and don't know how to do it with their hands and feet will not live under people for a long time.
I really want to jump a square of time to the future to verify what kind of face Hao Ren had when he was on the subject.
Maybe I've misinterpreted Einstein's theory of relativity too much, and always think that everything is relative, just like some people say hello to your face and say bad to your back.
It's a balance, and balance is the reason for existence.
We stepped out of the elevator one after the other, and the scene seemed to onlookers to be Hao Ren, a uniformed police officer escorting a villain in civilian clothes.
Once I change my position, I am a respected person, and if I change my position again, I will become a bad person.
really answered the sentence: what you think you think is what you think. In this way, empathy is really a magical science.
I walked straight to the door of 3001, and was about to insert the key into the lock hole when I suddenly heard the sound of small footsteps coming from inside the house.