Chapter 17 Weight Loss Success
Early in the morning, the fat man sneakily came to the gate of the palace, and his front foot had just stepped into the threshold......
"Fatty, what are you doing with your brain?" roared the old prince.
When the fat man heard this, he turned around and was about to run......
"Stop!"
"Old lord, I'm ...... I...... I'm in the wrong place!"
"Fart! You've been coming to my house since you were a child, if you don't come ten or eight times a day, will you go to the wrong place?" said the old prince with a glare.
The fat man was so frightened that his face turned from red to white, to blue, to purple...... It's like a chameleon, if the legs are not supported by the belly, he will kneel down directly!
The old prince suddenly looked at the fat man and laughed: "Let's go to our house Ah Lang to play! Let's go! I want to come to play often in the future! I can do it whenever I want! This big fat face is so cute, it's really porcelain! I'm going to your grandfather's old man to drink! Go and find Ah Lang! After speaking, he pinched the fat man's face and walked out......
The fat man was still sleepwalking at this time: the old prince smiled at me, as if he had seen me for the first time since I was a child, and said that I was cute......!
"Grass, fat man, your soul has been grabbed by the ghost early in the morning! What kind of expression is this?"
"Your grandfather smiled at me, and said that I would come to you often to play with you in the future, and said ......"
"Okay, okay, see my grandfather like this, take off your clothes!"
"You...... What are you going to do? Fat man, I don't have a hobby of that!"
"! I don't have that sexual interest, I'll lose weight for you! Hurry up, I'm in a hurry, I'm busy!"
The fat man stripped off his clothes, and this body was simply too great to describe! Let's put it this way, at least a pig of seven or eight hundred pounds. Ah Lang lifted the fat man's belly and took a look: grass! So small! No wonder the book says that people are too fat, that thing will shrink, it turns out to be true! The ancients did not deceive me! Liquefied the heavenly marrow into the water, and applied the fat man's whole body before and after, and the fat on the body was slowly shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye, and there were about 300 catties left, so it stopped, and it had no effect on applying it again, and that's it, and the fat man had to rely on his own efforts in the future. Ah Lang sat on the ground tired, sticking out his tongue......
"Lang Shao! It's amazing! I can't imagine that you still have such a hidden craft, it's so comfortable! Fat man, I have simply reached the realm of fugue too void, and I forget about things! Come and rub again, let me continue to enjoy ...... fat man" The fat man squinted his eyes and said.
Ah Lang slapped the fat man on the belly: You girl, get up, for your fat body, Lang Ye and I will live thirty years less, hurry up.
The fat man got up and looked, good guy, it was a world of difference from when he came, he got out of bed and walked, and felt that his whole body was too relaxed!
"Xie Langye, Xie Langye, Langye, you have worked hard, fat man, I will rub your shoulders and beat your legs!" the fat man nodded and smiled.
Ah Lang waved his hand: "Don't tell anyone that I helped you, you know? You can make up the reason, but you must not say that it is me." Otherwise, there will be great disaster. Ah Lang grimaced.
The fat man also said with rare seriousness: "Don't worry, Ah Lang! Even if you cramp and peel me, you won't say it!"
The fat man put on his old clothes as if he were a quilt on his body, looked at the door in a ghostly manner, and sneaked out.
Ah Lang asked people to move the several large jars of spirits he bought a few days ago to his small yard, and dripped a few drops of heavenly pulp liquid into each jar of spirits. He also told the wine to be carried to his storeroom. I poured a small bottle of wine with me and walked towards the palace......
"Little scoundrel, come in and sit down!, you've drunk, your face is red like a monkey's ass, what kind of wine do you drink in the morning?" said the queen with some disgust.
"Ah Lang must be playing with the fat man and the monkey again, they just don't leave the scale, and they don't leave the scale!" Qingqing said.
Ah Lang took out the wine bottle he was carrying and poured a little wine into the two glasses: Auntie, Qingqing, you two taste it, this is good wine.
"My aunt has tasted all the fine wine in the world, how can there be any good wine? Since the little villain took it, my aunt and Qing'er will taste it, otherwise I will live up to your good intentions!"
The two of them picked up the wine glass, sipped it slightly, suddenly glanced at each other, and then drank it all! It's as if the pores of the sweat are stretched......
"Little villain, you ......" The queen looked back, Ah Lang leaned against the wall and fell asleep!
Qingqing casually took a thin blanket and covered it on Ah Lang.
The queen saw it in her eyes and whispered: Qing'er, you are here with Ah Lang, I will give the emperor a taste of the wine, and then got up and left.
Qingqing looked at Ah Lang's handsome face and couldn't help but become demented......
"Lang'er!Lang'er!My son!Where are you?I miss you for my mother, you were born, my mother has seen you once, Lang'er! My hard-working son...... "A crying, heartbreaking woman kept calling Ah Lang's name......
Ah Lang suddenly opened his eyes, saw that Qingqing was close at hand, looked at himself stupidly, and couldn't help but reach out and caress Qingqing's delicate face......
Qingqing's face was slightly red, but he didn't dodge, but got closer to Ah Lang's palm......
"Ahem" After a light cough outside the door, the queen mother walked in.
Qingqing hurriedly got up and dodged away......
"Auntie, do you know about my mother?"
"Auntie doesn't know, when your father left, my aunt wasn't around, alas......"
Ah Lang was silent after listening to the contemplation......
"Don't talk about it, your uncle praised this wine for being very good, and said that he wanted you to bring it more!" said the queen.
"Good!"
"Ah Lang, where did you buy this wine, why is it so delicious?" Qingqing looked at Ah Lang with a smile.
"I bought the best spirits, and then I put some secret recipes for myself"
"Little villain! you will have a hat, and you will have that...... Where did you learn to make such a good wine?"
"Lang'er met the supreme power in his dream, and he saw that Lang'er was talented and intelligent, and no one could compare with him, so he taught me a lifelong mastery, so that I could rank in the immortal class in the future and achieve the supreme avenue. ”
"It's nonsense again!" the queen smiled and pointed her finger at Ah Lang's forehead.
Ah Lang followed Qingqing to the boudoir, still thinking about the dream-like scene just now......
Qingqing looked at Ah Lang who was sitting with his head down, and couldn't help but walk over, gently holding Ah Lang's shoulder, Ah Lang glanced up, hugged Qingqing's slender waist, and buried his head deeply, just a little embarrassed, and suddenly saw Ah Lang's shoulders shaking slightly, and instantly hugged Ah Lang's head tightly with pity, and said in his heart: This big villain! That day on a horseback trip and suddenly said such sad and lonely verses, today he has such a look, I always feel that after he was drunk last time, he seems to have changed as a person, growing up in the prince's mansion since he was a child, pampered, worry-free food and clothing, how can there be the suffering and sorrow of the poor people......
Ah Lang raised his head and looked at Qingqing silently......
Qingqing saw that the placket on her chest was wet, and said distressedly, "Ah Lang, what's wrong with you, say it!"
Ah Lang hugged Qingqing's slender waist and said, "It's the first time I've cried in a woman's arms, Qingqing won't laugh at me!"
"No, men don't flick when they have tears, but they haven't reached the point of sadness! Who can not be sad? Why is that?"
"Qingqing's chest muscles are so big, so full, Ah Lang, I can't hide the chicken in my heart, so it's so comfortable that I cry bitterly, it's hard to control myself, forget Qingqing, don't be weird, I often do it in the future, just get used to it!"
"I'm starting to be poor again, I'm blaming you!" Qingqing's hands grabbed Ah Lang's ears and kneaded them gently......