Chapter 14: Ukiyo-e II

I couldn't help but tease myself in my heart: It seems that this lion's roar skill costs a lot of food, and it is more self-inflicted than the Seven Injuries Fist! I didn't bother with the yellow hair and kept walking.

Seeing that I had no intention of leaving, with the sound of "lying down" that vibrated the roof tiles, Huang Mao slapped the table and got up, and the only plate on the table was also frightened by Huang Mao, and shook out a few peanuts.

Huang Mao stood up and reached out to grab my collar, because I had raised my right hand to my chest and pretended to straighten the placket, so I had time to react and grab his fingers, and my left hand pressed down at the joint of his wrist on the back of his hand, twisting his arm behind his back.

The adjacent tables, who were still calm as spectators just now, all stood up with a swish, accompanied by the sound of porcelain breaking in the middle, presumably an audience member overreacted and knocked over the only plate of peanuts on his table. Just then, a familiar voice happened to come:

"Officer Gu Da's skills are really good!"

I don't have to look back, I also know that the person who spoke was Qian Hao, and as soon as he said this, the audience who was dissatisfied with the plot just now sat back in the audience one after another. Seeing this, I also let go of my yellow hair, turned my head to Qian Hao and teased, "Boss Qian, your rain is really timely!" ”

"I said brother, what you said can poke me seven inches, look at what kind of drought I have become, even if I have the heart, I am powerless!"

"What's the matter, you cried when you first met, and you don't deserve your body at all?" I glanced at the 'gods' in the lobby again, and it felt like I was in an elementary school classroom.

Except for Huang Mao, who was rubbing his shoulders and talking on the phone, they all sat up straight, and they almost put their hands behind their backs. I turned my head and patted Qian Hao's shoulder and continued, "These parents of yours are here to collect debts or rob them?" ”

Qian Hao put his arm on my shoulder and said with a wry smile: "Alas! I'm not here to eat anyway. It's hard to say, let's go, go inside and say. ”

It turned out that the hot pot had already been prepared in the private room, and the mobile vegetable shelves next to the table were full of various meat dishes, vegetarian dishes, and fresh vegetables. As soon as I wanted to open my mouth, Qian Hao shouted, "It's not that I'm extravagant and wasteful, but that there is too much backlog of ingredients, and I'm forced to be helpless!"

It's these uncles outside, just now you asked me that they are here to collect debts and rob, but in fact, they are here to beg for food. ”

"Begging?" This really surprised me.

"Yes! It's like those who drive BMWs and sell poor people on the flyover with broken bowls, except that they don't sell pitiful, but non-violent non-cooperation. ”

"Non-violent non-cooperation, it's really hooligans who are not scary, I'm afraid that hooligans are educated!"

"It's not, so there's no way, I could only give red envelopes on a monthly basis to let them cooperate."

"Then why don't they cooperate now, they think the red envelope is too small!"

"It's not a matter of the size of the red envelope, they want to partner with me."

"Partnership, what to take, personality!"

"Money, the money in the red envelope from now on."

"This is blackmail, why didn't you call the police?"

"Call the police, is it useful? People are non-violent and non-cooperative. ”

"I ......"

"Knock, knock......" Our conversation was interrupted by a sudden knock on the door.

"Come in!" Qian Hao said with some displeasure.

As the door panel was gently removed, a man about forty years old in a suit and leather shoes holding a handbag, his hair combed brightly, and his face full of smiles (his expression was hard for me not to think of the word "like a spring breeze") appeared in front of Qian Hao and me, and his mouth was, "Team Gu, long admiration, long admiration!" ”

I didn't get up and barely reached out to shake his hand and asked, "Are you?" ”

"My surname is Han, so you can call me Xiao Han." I almost didn't laugh out loud when he said Xiao Han, and I couldn't help but think of Aunt Ximen.

"Xiao Han? I remember, when Mr. Han talked about partnership with me, a little common man, he wasn't so easy to talk to? ”

"It seems that Mr. Qian has a deep misunderstanding of me! Then I'll really have to explain it. As Qian Hao spoke, Mr. Han ripped open the zipper of his handbag, took out a bulging envelope from it, carefully placed it on the dining table in front of Qian Hao, and then continued:

"Mr. Qian, have you counted this month's profits?" Mr. Han still stood there facing Qian Hao slightly, still with a smile on his face. It makes me wonder, where is this like Mr. Han in Qian Hao's mouth?

Qian Hao glanced at Mr. Han holding the shelf and said, "That, Mr. Han, let's go together?" ”

"Oh! No, I'm here to deliver money today, and since the money has been delivered, I won't bother you to catch up. Then he took out his business card, handed it to me with both hands, and said:

"I've wanted to get to know you for a long time, but I haven't had the chance, and today I finally got what I wanted. Another day, another day I'll ask you alone. ”

I took the business card and looked at it and said, "I didn't expect you to really do financial investment, but unfortunately I don't have a business card, I'm sorry." ”

"Who doesn't know Team Gu, your face is the best business card."

"Huh!" I felt that I was going to float up if I listened to him any longer, so I simply stopped answering.

"I'm so disturbed, I'll go first." He said very knowingly, and then he bowed slightly and stepped back backwards, and left with the door. He had a smile on his face throughout, and I wondered what he looked like when he wasn't smiling.

"Boss Qian, do you still want to partner with him now?"

"Haha! What kind of boss is Boss Qian! Qian Hao patted the envelope and continued, "I'm really a little tempted." ”

"You quickly put away your heart for me, he is not a good person, be careful to fold you in."

"Joke, I just have a thief's heart and no guts! By the way, then he invited you to dinner, will you go? ”

"Go! You want me to fold it in. ”

"Haha! Also, when did you become captain? Why didn't you tell me such a gratifying thing? Treat me like an outsider, right? ”

"What, is it possible that you still want to be my insider? But I'm doing well in the cupboard, and I don't want to go out yet. ”

"Haha......"

"It's just that the captain of the first squadron is still temporary, what is there to congratulate. But the guy surnamed Han just now is well-informed enough. ”

"What's so strange about this, the nose of the human family dog is smart, it's not that as soon as you arrived with your front foot, he found it with his back foot."

"It's different."

"Whatever, why bother with a dog?"

"But the dog is thinking about me." I shook the business card that smelled of ink in my hand and said.

When Qian Hao and I came out of the private room, the "gods" who had been sitting at each table were all crowded into one table and ate with relish.

Many of the tables they had vacated were already occupied, and people were coming in at the door. It's lively and strange for a while. I never felt that crowding was also a kind of harmony.