"You say you're under the Black Mother's seat? Could it be that all the people under the Black Mother seat are so fierce now? ”

"What are you talking about?"

I suddenly remembered the rat spirit not long ago, and said, "Just a month ago, I met a rat demon who also said that he was under the seat of the black mother. ”

"That's the rat Ji you're talking about, she didn't long ago because she was greedy for cultivation and attained the Tao.,She actually ran to suck the mana of other monsters.,After being discovered by the black mother.,I expelled him.,Why?,Is he still going around saying that he is the protector of the black mother's seat? It's shameless. ”

Hear him say that. This rat fairy seems to have been driven out by the black mother.

"You two know each other?"

"It's not an acquaintance, everyone is working under the black mother, and they can only be regarded as colleagues." After finishing speaking, he seemed to feel that something was not right, so he said, "Boy, didn't you come here this time to solve my matter?" Why have you been asking about Rat Ji? Why, do you want to have a shemale love too? ”

This white fairy didn't seem to have any ill will towards me, and his words were full of ridicule.

"I already have a wife, to be honest, this little fat man has been tortured by you enough, otherwise, I will ask his parents to prepare sacrifices for you and apologize to you, how about it?"

"Boy, I see that you are not an ordinary person, and it is not difficult for me to be for you, if you want me to let go of this little fat man, it is very simple, let them set up a sign for me at home, and worship me with good wine and food every day, and I will be their protector."

I was a little surprised, and thought it was such a difficult request, but it turned out that it was just to be a Baojia Immortal.

"This is no problem, I can negotiate with their family, otherwise you can come out of this little fat man's body first, the child's body can't withstand the possession for too long."

The little fat man laughed a few times, and suddenly, his eyes rolled, and he fainted.

I found that the white fairy who was originally attached to the little fat man was gone, and it seemed that he had really left.

As for the little fat man, he sat on the chair in a daze for a long time, and suddenly came back to his senses, and began to vomit with a whimper.

I vomited out all the food I ate at night, and I vomited a lot, and the sour smell was everywhere in the air.

The little fat man's parents didn't go far, and when they heard the sounds in the house, they ran over without saying a word.

"Thirteen, our little treasure ......"

"It's okay, it's good to spit it out, but there is one thing to say, your Xiaobao didn't become what he is now for no reason, it was because when he went to watch a ghost show, he ate other people's sacrifices, and urinated on other people's sacrifices, which made people angry."

The chubby mother heard the reason why her son was colliding with the evil spirit, and immediately looked at her son angrily and distressedly: "This bastard boy, how many times have you told him, you are not allowed to go to that kind of place, you are not allowed to go to that kind of place, when will you be able to listen to it!" ”

"It's useless for you to be angry now, why don't you wait for Thirteen to finish speaking."

"The one who is wrapped around the little fat is a white fairy, the white fairy said, I want to be a family protector for your family, but I ask you to worship them every day, and you don't have to eat and drink well every day, just three pillars of green smoke and a bottle of wine every day."

The fairy family likes to drink, besides, I also know that Xiaopang's family is not very rich, and they eat and drink well every day, who can afford it.

Baojia Immortal, as the name suggests, is to protect a family's family immortals, they can bless the family safely, no disasters, but want each Baojia Immortal to have their own temper, want to ask for their protection, some sacrifices during the New Year festival are indispensable, and even some are more particular first, but also require three lives and four elements and so on.

The little fat man's parents heard the white fairy ask to be their Baojia Immortal, but they showed a somewhat frightened expression: "Thirteen, it's not that we don't want to worship the Baojia Immortal, it's just that we are afraid, what if we are not proper and accidentally anger the Baojia Immortal, our family must not be made by them, so forget it." ”

I was a little dumbfounded: "In fact, most of the Bao Jiaxian are still very generous, if you really do something to anger him, as long as you sincerely repent, they will generally not care about you, if you have something urgent to go out and can't worship, just say it to the Bao Jiaxian in advance, and worship the family immortal, there are many benefits that you can't imagine." ”

They looked at each other and didn't speak.

In the end, it was the little fat man's father who gritted his teeth: "Those, we agree to raise the family immortals." ”

"Daddy!" Xiaobao's mother was anxious when she heard this, and she wanted to persuade her husband, but he raised her hand and signaled her not to speak.

"Do you remember that Xiaogang next door also has a Baojiaxian in their family, since they have Baojiaxian, his father who is paralyzed in bed is getting better and better, and their family can still pick up a lot of money at every turn, I remember that not long ago Xiaogang also said that when she went to school, she was almost hit by a car, and suddenly felt that someone pulled her behind her, so she hid over, we worship Baojiaxian, not to ask how rich and noble it can be, only to be safe at home."

The words of the little fat man's father really touched his wife.

Indeed, the greatest hope in this life is to hope that his family can be safe and healthy, and the second is to get rich! I have to say that I was quite moved by what he said.

Looking at her husband, Chubby's mother hesitated for a while, and then nodded: "Okay!" Then do what you want, Thirteen, what do you need to pay attention to? ”

I smiled: "I'll take care of this matter, please protect the family and immortal also need an auspicious hour, I'll prepare for it in the next few days, and I'll tell you when the time comes." ”

The two couples heard my words and nodded gratefully.

On the other hand, Chubby seemed to vomit all the contents of his stomach.

His parents hurriedly walked to Chubby's side, and you asked if Chubby was uncomfortable with his body.

I've also invited Baojiaxian before, and I'm already familiar with the road now, as long as I use a row made of wooden planks and write the name of the white fairy to worship.

The name of this Bai Xian is very simple, Second Grandma Bai, I actually wanted to ask who the eldest grandmother was, but I thought that it might be a little rude, so I held back.

Find another auspicious day of the zodiac, put the plaque of Bai Er's grandmother into the shrine prepared in advance, put the sacrifice in front of the rank, and worship sincerely.

The chubby parents bowed sincerely with three sticks of incense by my side, and then looked at me with some apprehension: "Thirteen, that's okay." ”

There was roast chicken and liquor on the table, and I saw Grandma Bai Er holding the roast chicken with one hand and the soju with the other, suspended in mid-air, and she was very happy to eat.

Grandma Bai Er has sharp-beaked monkey gills, white hair, and two big buck teeth are particularly prominent, looking inexplicably happy, especially when she laughs, a pair of eyes smile like a slit, only two front teeth are exposed.

Hearing the question from Chubby's parents, I nodded: "It's almost no problem, you guys go out first, I have something I want to tell Second Grandma Bai." ”

They nodded quickly and exited the room.

I looked at Grandma Baier: "I don't know if you are still satisfied with this place?" ”

"Satisfied, grandma, what I pursue is a comfort, if this family eats and drinks to worship me, I will definitely bless their family with a worry-free life."

I smiled faintly: "That's good, if there is nothing to do, the junior will retire first." ”

Saying that, I also turned around and wanted to leave, not to disturb the second white grandmother to eat, but she suddenly stopped me: "Housheng, you wait a minute." ”

Hearing Second Grandma Bai call me, I turned my head a little puzzled: "Do you have anything else?" ”

"I think it's pretty good for you to handle things at a young age, I heard you say before, you seem to have a holiday with Rat Ji, don't you?"

I nodded, "I have an enemy, but this Rat Ji is on his side. ”

"Grandma, I'm not an eventful person, but I think you're more pleasing to the eye, and it just so happens that I have a bit of a holiday with Rat Ji, so it's okay, grandma will teach you a way to deal with him."

My eyes lit up: "What can you do?" Is it for me to give me some magic weapon? ”

"You have the sword in your sleeve, what magic weapon do you want, let me tell you the truth, this rat Ji, what I am most afraid of is thunder, once, when she was cultivating for a thousand years, because of a thunderstorm, she did not dodge it, causing her to scatter for a thousand years, and later, it finally became a climate, but I didn't expect a thunder to split her face again."

I understand this, just like I heard that the person who was killed by a gun before, after becoming a ghost, is most afraid of guns, and there is also the most typical example, which is the legend of the rift girl in the cherry blossom country, because the doctor who operated on him had a particularly strong hairspray smell on his hair, causing her to become a demon, and she fled in a hurry when she smelled the hairspray.

No wonder when I summoned the blood thunder before, the rat Ji ran away with Hu Xin'er without saying a word.

"You are a subordinate of Black Mother, and you know everything in the world, so do you know Hu Xin'er's weakness?"

Grandma Bai Er glared at her eyes fiercely: "You are a descendant, I just praised you, why did your hind feet fly again, grandma, I can tell you the secret of the rat Ji, it is already against your own heart, you still dare to save the foot." ”

I saw that this second white grandmother was really angry, so I didn't dare to mention it again.

After thanking Grandma Bai Er for her advice, and putting three pillars of fragrance on his wooden plaque, I walked out of the room.