Chapter 12: The All-Pervading Alice

It is estimated that Zhang Ting also saw what I meant, and finally said directly: "Okay, let's not talk nonsense to you, let's get down to business." ”

Later, I knew what Zhang Ting sent me.

It turns out that Zhang Ting's hometown is not from the Northeast, but she is a native of the Northeast.

Her hometown is in the Qilu region, and her father went to the Northeast in his early years, and she lives in the Northeast.

In my hometown, there are also grandparents and uncles, of course, my grandparents are no longer there.

But the uncle is still there, and he will accompany his father back to his hometown to see the uncle's family during the Chinese New Year this year.

The family lives near the mouth of the Yellow River, very close to the sea.

When she came home bored, she went to the beach to bare light, so she stumbled upon a city on the sea, and the photo she sent me was the picture of that city.

It's reported online and in the local news, but experts say it's a mirage.

However, Zhang Ting felt that it was very true, so she thought about asking me, so she called me.

"How can you be sure it's true?" I asked.

"Intuition! You know, a woman's intuition is very accurate! Zhang Ting replied.

"Would you like to come and see it?" Zhang Ting added another sentence after speaking.

Originally, Wang Dabao was really a little moved, those photos were very blurry, but it could be seen that they looked like real objects, and he also had an intuition, thinking that it was true, and the most important thing was that he didn't know why, when he saw the photos, he had a feeling of being called.

But after Zhang Ting finished speaking, three more evil smiles were added to the back.

After Wang Dabao looked at the three expressions, he suddenly felt a pain in his old waist, and the picture in front of him flickered, this Zhang Ting was crazy.

If he was still single now, he might not be able to withstand the temptation and really go, but not now, although he is a scumbag, he still has to make a face, so he politely refused: "Don't go for the time being, I'm still busy these days, I'll go over and have a look when I'm done." ”

"Then you have to hurry, I'm going back to work!" Zhang Ting let out a voice of extreme disappointment.

As long as you are not a fool, you know what Zhang Ting means.

"Let's do it first!" I replied.

"Useless stinky man!" Zhang Ting replied angrily.

I never felt like I was a good man, and deep down, I always wanted to be a scumbag. Who doesn't want to be a groom every night, there are mothers-in-law everywhere, but the strength does not allow it.

Now, although I have a little bit of strength, after all, I am engaged and am a man with responsibilities.

If I don't get engaged, I'll have to charter a plane to get this woman to the Fa on the spot.

Lying in bed, bored, and my daughter-in-law is not there, I think a little bit.

The daughter-in-law is very strange, she is by her side every day, she is afraid, even if she is not afraid in her heart, she is afraid of her waist.

If you don't want to be around, you think, even if you don't want it in your heart, you want it in your body.

"Or? Check it out? Thinking of Zhang Ting's graceful body and abnormal size waist and butt breasts, my body was a little moved.

It turned out to be just as I was getting ready and packing up and heading out.

I suddenly received a voice message from Alice, and when I opened it, it was not Alice's voice, but Zhang Ting's voice.

"Then you have to hurry

I'm going back to work! ”

I thought I had heard it wrong, and I listened to it three times in a row, but it was Zhang Ting's charming and seductive voice, which scared me so much that I felt cold in my crotch on the spot, and I didn't dare to reply for a long time.

At this time, Alice sent another voice: "If you dare to go out and fool around, I will castrate you!" ”

"Huh! Hehe! How dare you! What kind of person am I? I replied with a dry smile.

"Are you that kind of person, you know in your own heart that I even hacked into your national data center, the world's second-ranked Tianhe supercomputer, do you think I can't find your opening records? Spending history? You and Wang Sheng just opened a room, no less than a hundred times! In the future, don't use your stinky mouth and say that you love my mother! "Alice is on fire.

"Don't, I'm young and ignorant, bewitched by Wang Sheng, I'm a good boy, I was a virgin before I met you, a virgin for thirty years, let you eat, don't you still believe me?" I hurriedly poured dirty water on Wang Sheng.

"Wang Sheng, this animal, when he was in college, he often went in and out of fireworks places, hooking up with three or four, I just fell out of love during that time, I was in a bad mood, and I couldn't find you, so I was bewitched by him!" I continue to buy miserable.

"I promise never to dare again in the future, otherwise there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!" I hurriedly swore to the heavens that my voice would be as sad and indignant as I wanted, and as sincere as I was.

After waiting for a long time, Alice didn't reply, just when I was restless and at a loss, finally Alice came to be careful again, but it was not Alice who said, but Luna: "Alice said that when she goes back, you will definitely not be able to get out of bed for three days, and you will not dare to think about women within a month." ”

I felt a pain in my back for no reason, but judging from what Alice said, most of them let me go.

Because of the episode of this incident, I was so scared that I didn't dare to go out, and for a whole week, I didn't even dare to go out for dinner, and I always ordered takeout.

Every day, I nested in the store to play games, and when someone came, I also helped a person identify a porcelain, and the other party gave a commission of 10,000 yuan.

But I don't know what's wrong with this society, if you have some ability, the woman will automatically post it.

I'll just play a game every day.,The technology is a little better.,There's a girl who takes the initiative to post it.,I have to deal with me with any cp.,I didn't want to.,But this girl's voice is really good.,It's that kind of voice actor.,But Lori、But the royal sister or something.,Tease me with different tricks.。

Men,It's a little bit of a braggart.,After I took the other party for a few rounds.,I bragged to the other party.,Said that my family has eight shops in Wangcheng.,My sister has to deal with me when she hears it.。

I don't agree, and she's sticking to you.

I happen to be the kind of sullen type, I like this kind of clingy goblin, and Alice is quite clingy when she is here, but most of the time, she is not with me.

I just thought, it's not true anyway, it's not really on the Internet, it's not really going to be what to do, so I'll deal with it.

As a result, that night, my account was blocked, and even the game company's games were paralyzed for three days, and it was said that I lost tens of billions of dollars, and I was sprayed by countless players.

I was shivering under the covers, and I knew Alice had done it.

Because of him, the content of the account is prompted, if you are not honest, the old lady will hack into the sky weapon attack system and send you a magnesium rod to taste.

I propped my cheek on one hand and stared at the roof in a daze.

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Brother, what's wrong with you? In the past few days, you have been shocked and depressed, and you will not fall out of love again, right? I'll take you to Bundy, and with Miaomiao, she'll ride to take me in a while. Wu Haifeng saw that I was depressed, and came over and said.

I'm in a bad mood, and I don't dare to go, I'm afraid that if I go, Alice, I really get a magnesium rod and blow up the royal city, because I jumped and razed the royal city with a population of 30 million to the ground, which is really not cost-effective.

"You're not going?"

I shook my head and said, "No!" ”

"Then I'll go by myself!" Wu Haifeng smiled evilly, and that expression was obviously telling me that he was going to do that kind of thing tonight.

I waved my hand impatiently and said, "Get out!" ”

As soon as Wu Haifeng went out, he turned back and said: "By the way, brother, Miaomiao said, she got your photos for you, and she will send a car to send them over, you see where to put them, she said, she got a lot of huge floor paintings, and we will definitely not be able to put them in our shop, do you think you should put them home, or where to put them?" ”

"Let's go home first, I'll tell my mother in a while, you give her the address!" I said casually.

"Brother, you don't plan to buy a house? I'm going to get married, and I won't get used to living with my uncle and aunt! After Wu Haifeng finished speaking, he laughed.

For a guy like him who is full of filth, I scoffed: "Trough, the house price in Wangcheng, who can afford it?" Lao Tzu can't afford it, and if he buys it, he will lose money. ”

"You have eight shops, sell one at will, it's enough to buy a house, and pretend to be poor all day long." Wu Haifeng said coolly.

"Get out! This is Lao Tzu's ancestral property, can it be sold? "I don't have a good airway.

"Talking about the ancestral property of wool, if you really talk about the ancestral property, this whole old street belongs to your family, our village, and the whole village are also your family. Aren't they all gone now? Don't be so rigid! Wu Haifeng continued to speak coolly.

When I heard this, I got angry: "Hurry up, or you will anger me, I will beat you, I happen to be in a bad mood, and I will beat you out of anger." ”

As he spoke, he grabbed the rag on the table and smashed it, Wu Haifeng didn't look at his lame leg, he reacted quickly, he caught the rag directly, and then folded it well, and sent it back with a hippie smile.

The reason why he didn't leave was because Lin Miaomiao's car hadn't arrived yet, and once he arrived, he would definitely leave, so he didn't bother to talk nonsense here.

I didn't want to say anything, but I suddenly remembered that when I was shooting with Lin Miaomiao in those days, I found that although Lin Miaomiao was a very kind girl, she also had an arrogance from her bones, this kind of woman is not something that Wu Haifeng can easily provoke, once she doesn't get it right, she won't be as easy to deceive as other women, and Wu Haifeng can't be unlucky, so I reminded me: "Xiaolin's family background is not vulgar, she has a strong personality, don't lie to others, I think she is good, you should be good with others, and you are not small." , After playing for so many years, it's enough, so let's honestly find someone to get married. ”

Wu Haifeng, who listened to my words, didn't care, and still smiled: "Brother, don't worry, I'm free and measured." ”

Seeing that he didn't listen, I couldn't help it, but I finally admonished: "I'll tell you, if you don't listen to me, you will suffer in the end!" ”

At this time, Lin Miaomiao arrived, maybe it was to give me face, Wu Haifeng smiled and said, "I know, brother, I'll go first!" ”

Watching Wu Haifeng leave, I was a little distracted.