It's the third time I've come here in this kind of ghost-like situation.

"Again?" I'm in despair.

Wang Sheng looked at me, Liu Wei looked at me, Alice looked at me, I looked at the three of them, and finally decided: "Go back!" ”

So our group walked back, and the tents passed one after another, but we saw that the wall of fire was fifty or sixty meters away, and we never got any closer.

"What should I do?" I asked again, and I don't know how many "what to do" I've said.

"Ghost hitting the wall?" Liu Wei looked at us suspiciously.

Several of us believe in science, although we try our best to encounter unscientific things.

We've had it before, but we haven't found a reasonable and effective solution.

Liu Wei is from the rivers and lakes, and he knows a lot of things on the rivers and lakes, so he said: "Boy pee!" ”

"Get out~" Wang Sheng and I scolded in unison.

"That's right, you two don't look like good people, you must not be preserved to this day!" Liu Wei teased.

"Tell me as if you could keep it until now!" I went back.

"I'm not fifteen years old!" Liu Wei was even more embarrassed.

Alice poked me next to me and whispered, "Look at people, you're not in your thirties!" ”

My eyes widened, "How the hell do you know?" ”

"I have a lot of experience, old lady, I found out last time I slept with you, I was a rookie!" Alice's face was full of banter, and she was so angry that I wanted to punch him to death.

"Ahem~" Wang Sheng coughed lightly, obviously hearing me and Alice's words: "Let me popularize science, the so-called boy refers to a boy under the age of twelve, or a boy who has never had a dream, we are not for a long time!" ”

Alice poked me again and gossiped, "When were you not a virgin?" ”

"Lao Tzu is not a year old!" I'm so angry that I'm talking nonsense.

"So what now? We don't have a child's pee, so we can only be trapped here, and we don't have much food with us! Liu Wei asked helplessly.

"I think you can actually try it if you don't have a child's pee, just in case it happens!" Alice suggested in a disc.

"Get out!" At this time, the three of us men finally couldn't help it, and Qi Qi despised Alice.

Alice rolled her eyes and said unhappily: "Are you all afraid of revealing the secret that you are actually still a virgin?" ”

"Get out~" the three of us shouted in unison.

After a long journey, lurking outside the camp for a long time, and now coming in and walking countless wrongful roads, in fact, everyone is a little tired.

Now I'm trapped here again, and I'm a little deflated, but I don't know what to do, so I can only stand here.

"Husband, I'm tired, come over and let me hug for a while!" Alice suddenly said delicately, and then wrapped her hands around my waist.

I also hugged her, feeling both relieved and satisfied.

Although Alice called me "husband" more than once, it was the first time that she did so publicly.

She screamed very naturally, and I was very happy to hear it, and I felt very comfortable, holding her from side to side, like coaxing a child.

Just as I was basking in the good feeling, she suddenly reached into my pants.

"Groove~" I was frightened, so I pushed her away directly, and said with a frightened face: "What are you doing?" ”

As a result, the girl pounced like a kitten fluttering a butterfly

, directly overwhelmed me, and began to untie my trouser belt.

My mind went blank for a moment, I was so confused, I thought: This thing can't be because my aunt is coming, and my desire has skyrocketed in some way, so I want to do something hurtful here.

"Don't, don't! Let's go to the tent, go to the tent! I clutched my pants and pleaded in a panic.

Wang Sheng and Liu Wei both looked at each other with surprise on their faces, looking like they wanted to watch the live broadcast, Liu Wei even raised his eyebrows and gave a thumbs up, and said with his mouth: Brother and sister are really husbands!

"Fuck off, sister! Help! I yelled in a hurry.

Wang Sheng and Liu Wei rushed over.

"her, catch her, catch her! What does it mean to hold down Lao Tzu? "I was speechless, these two sluts didn't help me with the predicament, and even one of them pressed me down on one side, as if he wanted to help.

"You're crazy!" I stood up and hurriedly tied my pants, but fortunately, Wang Sheng and Liu Wei were sober at the critical moment and helped me, so I didn't lose my body on the spot.

Alice was grabbed by Wang Sheng and Liu Wei, one of whom had been holding her arm, but she was still rushing forward like a child who had been pulled away from a fight.

After the initial chaos, I calmed down and raised my hand to signal Wang Sheng and Liu Wei: "Let her go, if you don't teach her a lesson today, she won't know how many eyes Lord Ma has!" ”

"Ah~" Alice rushed over, I directly gave her an over-the-shoulder throw, and then twisted her arm, and used the grappling hand to force her to lie on the ground, sit on her, and slap her on the back of the head: "Make you crazy!" Drives you crazy! ”

"Husband, I was wrong! I was wrong! Alice begged for mercy.

"Know it's wrong?" I'm very proud.

"Hmmm! Got it! Got it! Let me go! Alice's face was pressed to the ground by me, and she was distorted, and she said indistinctly.

"Okay, let you go, don't go crazy again!" I'm just ruthless on the surface, actually, I'm reluctant to do it, don't look at Alice's usual madness, but this is a clingy little goblin, and I like the feeling of being entangled, so I actually love her.

"Ah~" As soon as I let her go, she rushed over again, looking like she didn't admit defeat.

Naturally, the result was that I was put down again, and then begged for mercy again.

Let go again, come again.

"Enough of you two, what about the dog?" Wang Sheng and Liu Wei finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said with dark faces.

Alice straightened her bangs, stood up and snorted coldly: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people." I'm here to help you figure out how to get out of here. ”

"Bullshit, all the nonsense, do you have a way to take off someone's pants?" I scolded indignantly.

"Why not? I think you're different! Alice was still quibbling.

"What's wrong with me?" I was speechless.

"Do you remember the first tomb when you soaked urine and forced the snakes to retreat?" Alice asked suddenly.

I frowned, I really had this thing, at that time, leaving from the pyramid hall, everyone acted in groups, Alice and I happened to be in a group, walking through the Xuanwu passage, and I encountered a group of snakes inside, and I was smoked away with urine.

I don't know why, but that's what it is.

Later, we had a similar situation, and Alice asked me to pee again, and I didn't agree at the time, and she and Luna actually jumped over and took off my pants, thinking about how the situation was similar to now.

The muscles in my face couldn't help but twitch

A few times: "Yes, yes, but who knows what the reason is?" Maybe it's a coincidence, don't make some gods and ghosts, I haven't heard of anyone who can scare the enemy away with urine, even myths and legends don't dare to write like this! ”

"Why not? And much more! Alice retorted.

"Who? Tell me the, I'm going to see who's so awesome! "I'm also angry.

"Tigers, lions, and dogs are all peeing to mark their territory and scare away the enemy!" Alice is right!

I was deflated, and the muscles in my face twitched involuntarily, because Alice was right, and I couldn't argue with it.

"Hahahaha~" Wang Sheng and Liu Wei were already laughing crazy.

"What my brother and sister said is so good, reasonable, Lao Qin, you turned out to be in a group with beasts, hahahahaha!" Liu Wei was about to laugh.

"Brother Liu is right!" Wang Sheng is also dying.

I was furious, glared angrily, and said viciously: "Damn, you two don't even have this ability, you are not as good as beasts, beasts are not as good!" ”

"Eh~" The laughter of the two suddenly stopped, as if they were choked.

The two of them were scolded by me like this, and they were immediately speechless, and when I was about to be proud, I heard the two of them say at the same time: "Brother and sister, I think you have a lot of sense, you must let him pee on himself, ahh ”

Alice, who had the support of the two of them, was even more embarrassed, and the three of them had a faint tendency to surround me.

"Hey! I said that the three of you are making trouble, and we are here to rob the tomb, not to 。。。。。。 Oops。。。。。。 , don't pick my pants, don't pick my pants, I'll do it myself! I'll do it myself! "I was pressed directly to the ground by three people, with my face on the ground.

"Let you be scared, let you just hit me!" Alice kept slapping me on the back of the head: "You dare to slap me on the back of the head!" ”

"Let you say that we are not as good as beasts!" Wang Sheng and Liu Wei were very unrighteous, not only pressed me down, but also took the opportunity to beat me.

I'm really going crazy, I think everyone I know is crazy.

Cursing and scolding, he got up, then turned his back to everyone and began to untie his trousers.

"Stay away, I have to watch Lao Tzu pee!" I yelled at the three of them, no roaring, all three of them stuck their heads out, looking very curious, as if Lao Tzu peeed was a spectacle.

It's not that I give in, it's that I just really want to pee.

"Wow~ I'm curious, what do you mean by shaking that last?" Alice leaned over and asked.

"Get out!" Before I could lift my pants, Alice had already come over.

"Look, it's still useless!" I pointed to the wall of fire, which was always fifty or sixty meters away from us, and said angrily to the three of them.

The three of them were expressionless, looking like they had nothing to do with them.

"Huhuhu~" I was so angry that I could only gasp.

"Hahahaha~" The three couldn't help but laugh again.

I was so angry that I chased after the three of them and beat them up.

"Alas~" I finally sighed and said, "Now that I'm trapped and can't get out, I'm tired and cold, so let's find a place to rest first!" ”

All three agreed, and I was ready to pitch my tent.

Seeing me make a tent, Alice kicked me: "Wool! ”

"Don't you sleep in the wilderness? You can freeze to death at night! "I don't have a good airway.

"Such a big tent, fart, let's go in and live!" Alice pointed to the yurt, which was not far from us, and walked over first.