At the critical moment, Fang Bi and Long Xiaoyu appeared and showed Chen Che's envoy Wen Spy and Zhefang Sword on the spot!

Soon, Chen Che's heart was put into his stomach, but the hearts of the two forces of Tang Guo and Dianjiao were raised again, flying pigeons to pass the book, flute and arrow to transmit the message, and fast horses to send the mail, and soon, Chen Che appeared in Quxia Pass as a special envoy of Zhefang, and flew to the direction of Changjing, and those masters who were deploying on the periphery of Changjing turned around and pounced on Quxia Pass again.

Chen Che proved his true identity, everyone laughed, and dispersed in a hurry, only a few businessmen did not leave, looking at the posture, they wanted to pull some business, because in their eyes, the envoy was a rich little fat sheep.

An aunt who sells jewelry asked sincerely: "Ah, the little boy is so cute, I took the lead in shouting for you." ”

"Hehe, is the vegetable leaf you took the lead in throwing? ”

Another beautiful woman with heavy makeup asked with a needle, "Does the little brother want to come to our Yanxiang Building to play?"

"Hey, let's talk about it in two years, what about my son?"

There was also a sneaky guy who squeezed in: "Good tobacco, do you want to come to two catties!"

"Go, go, you're the one who just threw rotten eggs, don't think I can't recognize it. ”

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Dispersed everyone, Chen Che looked behind him, Long Xiaoyu lowered her head, she knew that this joke was a bit big, Fang Bi smiled, as if he was a courtier who had saved the driver, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like a kind person.

"Do you have to say something?"

"Is Mr. Xiao asking if we have known each other before?" Long Xiaoyu opened his eyes and continued to pretend to be stupid.

"I don't know, I don't know, how can I have a rain monster friend!" Fang Bi shook his head repeatedly.

"Fang Dahei, you birdman, do you want to die?" Long Xiaoyu became angry namelessly, and the divine soldiers lit up, "Ping Pong..."

"Gotta stop acting, I don't ask... Don't ask, okay?"

Da Hei Xiaoyu returned to his side, Chen Che's heart was very warm, he didn't blame today's farce at all, and the two of them didn't want to admit their identities, Chen Che was not in a hurry, and it was not bad to be a confused envoy.

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In the Quguan City Post House, Chen Che sat on the right side of the table, looking at a stack of documents with great pain, and the official on the other side was sitting on the left side of the table.

"What! I trampled on a pregnant rooster in a panic, and I have to pay for two? Wow! Can a rooster in your country get pregnant?"

"Ah, mistakes, mistakes, it's a hen, a hen with eggs, I'll correct it. ”

Chen Che was unwilling to sign the long compensation form, not only did he not get a bonus for this cold run in the city, but he also paid a price of 1,680 silver coins.

Tang Guoquxia joint envoy An Lushan read the settlement documents, very satisfied, laughed at the moment, especially took care of Special Envoy Chen to remember to rest, and then strode away, Chen Che's big troubles about Quxia Pass finally came to an end.

Chen Che pulled over a post house official and handed over a silver coin, and the little official nodded his head again and again in thanks.

"Excuse me, isn't it a particularly oily errand?"

"Why did the envoy say that?"

"I remember that the envoys all had good food and drink, and gave gifts!"

"No, envoys cost money, so the government will not give foreign envoys a little benefit. ”

"Could it be that I remembered wrongly, then when I saw the empress, would I get countless rewards and return with a full load?"

"Lord Chen is saying that he will use his own materials to reward foreign envoys?"

"That's right, as long as the envoy says some auspicious words and offers some worthless gifts, he will get a few carts of goods and rewards, I remember many dynasties did this!"

The post house official stared at Chen Che like a fool, he has worked in the post house for several years, and he has some knowledge, the first time he heard that the envoy still wants to reap the benefits, it has always been the envoy who spends money, and the proprietor country benefits, why should the empress reward foreign envoys?

"What are you kidding, how can there be such a stupid monarch in the world? Foreign envoys come to the court, and it's too late to slaughter the envoys, oh no, no... That was not what I meant. ”

The little official hurriedly fled, what Chen Che said, it was too unbelievable, where would there be a monarch willing to give his country's wealth to foreign envoys, how much money he had, how much money he really had, wouldn't it be better to use it to help the poor people of his country get rich? What a strange person, he didn't dare to listen to it anymore.

Actually, Chen Che is not to blame for this, there are too many emperors with swollen faces and fat people in the history he has studied, and it is completely different from the pragmatic Yunmeng world.

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Dichuan Dijing, the triennial autumn begonia fairy meeting has come to an end, on the top of the stacked city clouds, the immortals talk and laugh, drink and sing, compete for the performance program, the scene is very lively.

"After the Rongtian War, the emperor is peaceful and the world is calm, this is all the merit of the emperor!" Liu Bang drank a lot and praised the winning government.

"The Emperor of Han praised, my husband is about to be praised by you for being stupid, now Xianfan Chengping, Heqinghai banquet, the credit is naturally everyone's, my husband's previous efforts are what the emperor should do. ”

Mrs. Yushu grabbed the words, recently, Yingzheng has become more and more obsessed with his great achievements, and Mrs. Yushu is afraid that he will be arrogant, just to keep reminding him.

"Well, Madame is right, fortunately I decisively activated the big array at that time..."

"This pterosaur is good, try it!" Yu Shu knew that Ying Zheng was about to talk about his heroic deeds again, and hurriedly pointed to the jade case, and a fragrant pterodactyl flew to Ying Zheng's mouth.

Ying Zheng opened his mouth to take it, swallowed it, and continued: "That Xiaozu is too powerful, so I just..."

"Lord Fujun, I remembered an important matter, the list of immortals on vacation this year needs your approval, and the list of immortals who have applied for a long vacation, please decide on it. ”

"No, no, it's a trivial matter, Madame can decide for herself. Ying Zheng was very excited, pulled up the Han Emperor, and walked onto Qionghuatai. "Next, I will have a cross talk with the Emperor Han to help everyone drink!"

"Where is the applause? If you don't have enough enthusiasm and don't start the performance!" Han Huang laughed, and performed the previously rehearsed cross talk with Qin Huang - "Qin and Han are a family".

"Dichuan immortals, good evening, everyone!" Yu Zheng changed his body, dressed as a scholar, and stood behind the bookcase.

"Friends from near and far, eat and drink well!" Liu Bang also became a scholar and arched his hand.

"As we all know, I had an unpleasant quarrel with Brother Bang. ”

"As everyone knows, I used to deal with Brother Zheng. ”

"But after the death, we all want to open!"

"Ice releases!"

"Now we're like a family. Zhen Zheng hugged Liu Bang intimately.

"What do you mean, we are the brothers of the same mother!"

"Yes, I love to hear this, Qin Han is a family!"

"Big brother!"

"Second brother!" the two looked at each other with their hands, and turned around three times in place, their movements were very exaggerated, and the immortals covered their bellies with laughter.

"Qin and Han are a family, we must set a good example for future generations!" The two said in unison, the thousand-year-old emperor was so funny when he was naughty.

"Yes, the eldest brother's father is my uncle!" Liu Bang said firmly.

"That's right, the second brother's mother is my aunt!"

"Big brother's grandfather is my uncle!"

Under the Qionghua stage, a huge burst of laughter sounded, and even greater applause drowned out the laughter.

"Hey, second brother, isn't it a little inferior?" Ying Zheng was a little depressed.

"It's okay, we don't have to be so real!"

"Yes, yes, Qin Han is a family, and the second brother's grandmother is my second grandmother!"

"Hey, why does that sound so awkward!"

The laughter resumed, and the earth shook.

"Let me interject a foreign word, all immortals, laugh and applaud please prevent the overflow of wisdom, listen to a cross talk, the wall and the house collapse, it's not worth it, right?"

"Well, our cross talk level is very high, so that you can even laugh and forget where your private money is. Liu Bang stretched out his thumb, full of confidence.

"Our cross talk can also make Dichuan more harmonious!"

"Brother Cao Cao heard it once, how about it, go back and hug Sima Yi, who is not compatible with him, and chat for two days and two nights!"

"If it weren't for their wife inviting a psychiatric doctor, it is estimated that the two of them would still not be able to pull apart!" Ying Zheng bent his arms and hugged himself, looking intoxicated, which made the immortals laugh.

"Big brother, when it comes to old things, the second brother can't stand you!"

"It's okay, it's all over, besides, it's not you who burned my most beloved Afang Palace!"

"Big brother, I'll tell you the truth, Xiang Yu didn't light it for a long time, he was in a hurry, he left without burning, I poured fire oil, and it took a lot of effort to burn Afang Palace to ashes!"

The applause was loud, since ancient times, the king's hatred, like a snowball, must be an intractable and indelible knot, the two of them joked about the former enemy, the breadth of their minds, and the moved immortals kept cheering.

"It's you, boy! Damn!" As soon as Yingzheng heard this, he immediately became angry and wanted to fight.

"Big brother, Qin Han is a family, don't be angry!" Liu Bang hurriedly persuaded and mentioned the key words of this cross talk.

"Yes, it's all over, in fact, the eldest brother really didn't take this matter seriously!"

"The eldest brother is so generous, and the second brother is very relieved!"

"The second brother admits so frankly, the eldest brother also has something that can't stand you!"

"Big brother, don't say that, how can you be sorry for me?"

Ying Zheng made a very tangled look, wanting to speak, and the anxious Liu Bang couldn't stop asking.

"Hey, then the eldest brother said bluntly, Wang Mang, who hinged your Han Dynasty waist in two, is my dragon guard. ”

So it was, the immortals blew up and started talking.

"Ah, big brother, you are so unauthentic, isn't this an immortal chaotic, this kind of fierce man, no wonder my descendants can't kill him!" Liu Bang protested angrily, this Yingzheng is not authentic.

"Hehe, later I realized that something was wrong, so I let Wang Mang go back to Yunmeng World. ”

"Ouch, this is a whole thing, my Han has been lucky for four hundred years, and I was stunned to cut it into two sections, big brother, you are really not authentic!"

"Hehe, second brother Mo Qi, it's all over, Qin Han is a family!"

"Yes, yes, Qin Han is a family, big brother, I have one more thing to be sorry for you!" Liu Bang's old face flushed, and he remembered that particularly bad thing.

"Ahh

"Hahaha... If you want to know the details of this matter, let's talk about it at the next Begonia Conference!"

"Yes! Thank you!"

The thunderous applause rang out, and it lasted for a long time, the emperor and the immortals enjoyed together, and the cross talk was okay.