Chapter 033: Miserable Pink Fist
"Okay, joining Zhefang is to get faster Huigong promotion, if you can't restrain your naughty nature and concentrate on practice, it will be difficult to make a difference even if you are a teacher from your ancestors, so in the future, you must reform yourself, study modestly, be honest, and do things in a down-to-earth manner, do you remember?"
"Follow Senior Sister's teachings!" the four of them said in unison.
"By the way, I already know the ages of the three of them, but I don't know the names and dates of birth of the four of you. Dai Liangyue breathed a sigh of relief, and finally tamed the four foals.
"Senior Sister Hui, my name is Chen Che, Yunmeng was born on August 15, 104, and today is fourteen years old. Chen Che was the first to answer.
"Oh, today is your birthday, then, Senior Sister just has a gadget, I gave it to you, I wish you a happy birthday!" I heard that today was Chen Che's birthday, remembering the matter of repairing Chen Che just now, Dai Liangyue, who has always been gentle and soft-hearted, not only had a look of apology on her face, but hurriedly took out a delicate whistle from her sleeve and handed it to Chen Che.
"Senior Sister Hui, my name is Liu Xiu, Yunmeng was born on August 15, 104, and I am also fourteen years old today. Dai Liangyue was stunned, there was such a coincidence, in order to avoid favoritism, he reached into his sleeve and wanted to find a small gift.
"Senior Sister Hui, my name is Li Ke, and today is also my fourteenth birthday. "Dai Liangyue is a little in a hurry.
"Back to Senior Sister, my name is Judy-" Before Judy finished speaking, Dai Liangyue gently interjected: "Oh, you... It's your birthday today, too?"
"yes, haha, we're so coincidental!" Judy laughed.
"Are you quadruplets?" Dai Liangyue still asked gently.
"Wow, Senior Sister is so powerful, you can guess this, we are 'quadruplets'!" Judy hurriedly applauded, and threw herself on the five bodies of the senior sister's wisdom and martial arts.
Dai Liangyue Xing's eyes were surprised, and she didn't ask any more, and got up and went back to Yueji Hall.
Judy was still excited: "Quadruplets are our group name, it's very good!"
Seeing that the senior sister went to get the gift, several people felt embarrassed, rubbed their hands twisted, and opened their mouths to say kind words.
"Senior sister, you don't have to take it!"
"Senior sister, you are too polite!"
"Senior sister, we don't want gifts!"
In the expectant eyes of the brothers, Dai Liangyue came back, holding a chicken hand duster in her hand, and Judy, who was still imagining, didn't understand it for a while, and muttered a question.
"Can a birthday present be a feather duster?"
As soon as Zhu Laosi finished speaking, a feather duster was slapped in the crook of his leg.
Dai Liangyue, who was full of black lines, realized that the afternoon's patient teaching was all in vain, and the four boys were still so stubborn, greedy for gifts, and full of lies. She could no longer suppress the anger in her heart, like the shrew on the street, pulling her hair and sleeves, holding a murder weapon, bullying the four teenagers, beating and scolding.
"I'll give you today's birthday! I'll make you all fourteen! I'll give you quadruplets. ”
The movements in her hands kept stopping, and Dai Bingyue felt bitter in her heart, and two lines of tears overflowed her apricot eyes and rolled down her cheeks. Look at the four brothers who are scurrying around, they are still arguing with reason, and they have no intention of repenting, and they even shout that it is really the same birthday!
Dai Liangyue couldn't have imagined that the four boys were so shameless, they were still angry, and yelled: "Sisters, beat me hard, if you don't change it, you will be beaten to death!"
Seeing the senior sister crying angrily, the sisters who were in the same mood picked up the things they were doing, blocked the retreat of the four brothers, and showed no mercy.
For a while, the pink fist embroidered legs fell like hail raindrops, the coquettish scolding sounded like a group of warblers throwing into the forest, the brooms danced wildly, and the sand and stones flew steeply. The four brothers who beat straight out their crowns, lost their shoes and socks, their sleeves were torn, their eyes were full of desolation, they hugged each other and trembled, kept begging for mercy, and kept swearing.
"Wrong... We were wrong, wow! Today... No... It's not a birthday in my life!"
"Woo... Ahh Not to mention today's birthday, sizzle... We were so wrong!"
Seeing that the four brothers "voluntarily" admitted their mistakes and promised that they would never say today's birthday again in this life, the sisters just stopped, snorted softly, and went to the senior sister with satisfaction.
"Say, what is your birthday?" Lin Jiu'er, who was still unsatisfied, looked at the four junior brothers who were older than her fiercely, and finally interrogated.
"I... August 33, okay?"
"That's... I'm the second day of the thirteenth month. ”
"I ......"
"Hmph! That's pretty much it. Lin Jiu'er, who had walked away, snorted lightly, but he always felt a little awkward, hehe, it didn't matter, as long as they admitted that it wasn't today's birthday.
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The stupid girl and the chubby two people who are happy to dance are like the main and deputy darts of the big dart game at the moment, shuttling back and forth between the kitchen and the dining table in the courtyard, both diligent and neat, and they are particularly sensible, and they have been praised by You Erma several times after a while.
It's just that the green eyes and saliva are a little indecent, and the two of them also point to the dinner table from time to time, it turns out that these two gluttons are checking the dishes over and over again: fried eight pieces, sweet and sour fish, scallion grilled lamb chops, oven roast duck slices......
A series of stupid girls' best dishes slowly spread all over the big round table.
"Hurry up! First-level precautions! Fat take care of the food, stupid sister copy the guy, this time it's not Aunt Fan's big dog, it's the one who wants to eat!" Chen Wen, who was shouldering the responsibility of preventing dogs, saw a beggar reaching out to push the door through the crack in the door, and immediately shouted loudly, asking for support.
Chen Che, who came back with a stone bench in a miserable manner, looked at Chen Wen who was holding the door bolt high, the fat fat who was holding the plate in both hands and might throw it at any time, and the stupid girl who didn't know what to do after dismantling the well.
Chen Che's face tightened, and a premonition cultivated by countless beatings rose in his head, and he consciously raised his hands, and said in a panic: "Don't beat me, I'm Chen Che!"
Fortunately, the words blurted out in time, which avoided a beating, and Chen Che, who was like a flower child, did not wait for the stunned crowd to ask, and shrugged his head and said.
"I made it!"
After speaking, Chen Che shook weakly, insisting on not falling.
"Big Prince!" You Erma took a step forward, hurriedly grabbed Chen Che's arm, and stretched out his other arm to Chen Che's back, trying to stabilize the crumbling Chen Che.
Chen Che, who was still gritting his teeth and holding on, returned to the arms of his relatives, and a sense of happiness poured into his heart, like a small boat returning to the port, the sails were lowered and the mast was retracted, and he finally put his mind at ease and stopped thinking about anything.
"Ahh
The moment their hands were touched, the two of them trembled suddenly, as if they had been struck by lightning, and as if they had said it in advance, they retracted their arms with a "swish", embarrassed and ashamed, one turned his head around, and the other was stunned on the spot.
"Mother!" poor Chen Che suddenly lost his support, snorted, and fell to the ground on his back in the shape of a "big" character, his eyes were dark, and he fainted.
There was also a little hot tea down his throat, and there was a feeling of pain in the person, Chen Che woke up slowly, looked at the people with a concerned face, said slowly, and struggled to get up.
"It's okay, just take a break, the main thing is that today's exam is too intense. ”
Everyone looked at his appearance, and they couldn't help nodding: "The competition is really not ordinarily fierce!" The few people who had just dispersed suddenly remembered something, and surrounded them with worried faces.
"Ahh Oh I'm fine, ah don't... Ha ha... Don't scratch me, alas... Let me rest... It's really okay... It's okay. In response to the crowd gathered around to check the injury, Chen Che, who didn't want to move or speak, jumped and screamed anxiously.
"Ahh Don't mess around!"
After checking Chen Che, they found that Chen Che had no scars on his body except for his miserable appearance, so they let him go back to the house to change his clothes.
Only the second uncle looked at the stupid girl who was jumping up and running to the kitchen, wondering which neighbor's house to borrow the hook so that he could salvage the rope and barrel that had fallen into the bottom of the well without a reel.
Chen Che sat at the dining table in a daze, thinking that his family was busy with his birthday and celebration banquet, and his mood recovered slightly.
Before waiting for the three brothers, Le Qingdie appeared first, she greeted the second uncle and Benniang and the others, and then shook a star-sparkling ornament, and sat down next to Chen Che with three points of joy and seven points of shame.
Chen Che glanced at Le Qingdie coldly, and found that Le Qingdie had put on makeup tonight, with curved willow eyebrows, long eyelashes, and big eyes, but the rouge on her cheeks was a little heavier.
I didn't expect Le Qingdie to be so radiant after putting on makeup, Chen Che couldn't help but take another look.
"No, the third sister has to pretend to be blind, hehe... Is it okay?" Le Qingdie nodded and glanced at Chen Che quickly, and the voice dripping like honey was soft and sweet.
Chen Che "groaned" in his heart, he saw it wrong? Changed sex? Evil? A lot of words came to his mind, Chen Che pinched the tiger's mouth several times, the pain came, and the huge word "bad guy" fell in his brain, and all conjectures were smashed with a "bang".
Chen Che's face immediately turned cloudy and gloomy, he snorted coldly, stood up alone, didn't look at Le Qingdie, didn't say a word, walked straight into the house, and closed the door with a "tom".
"Che Che, you come out! What's going on, come out and make it clear to your face, the second uncle and the stupid mother have been busy all day, is it in exchange for your stinky face?" Le Qingdie's character who stirred up the chaos in the world and didn't know it was really invincible, Chen Che wanted to cry without tears, in order not to disappoint the second uncle and the stupid girl, he gritted his teeth and opened the door and sat opposite Le Qingdie.
After a while, Liu Xiu, Li Ke, and Judy also sat down at the table, and the strong * smell was about to cover the fragrance of the vegetables.
"What are you doing with your puffs, pretending to be a toad!" Le Qingdie rolled her big eyes, with a harmless expression.
"Hmph!" Liu Xiu slapped the table, and the cup and plate shook with a "bang", "It's all you-"
"Liu Xiu, don't be angry yet, let me ask!" Chen Che had completely calmed down, no matter what, he didn't want to destroy the fruits of his family's labor, and more importantly, they couldn't beat Le Qingdie.
"Why did you trick us into falling into the clutches of Ji Zun?"
"Liar, who lied to you?" Le Qingdie was a little confused.
"Don't admit it, if it weren't for you, we would have become your junior brother?"
"Okay, I have no conscience, did I force you to be my junior brother? In the morning, you all called me senior sister, I asked you if you were sure to recognize me as my senior sister, and you agreed to it, and my sister naturally helped you worship under my master's door. ”
Le Qingdie spoke very slowly and calmly, and it was very rare that she didn't shout. The four brothers thought about it, and vaguely remembered that outside the gate of the East Courtyard of Zhefang, Le Qingdie had asked them.
"You obviously promised to help us worship our uncle as a teacher?"
"When did you tell us that you wanted to worship in the name of your uncle? ”
"This?" Chen Che thought about it, every time he discussed how to worship Shuzun as a teacher, he did hide it from her because it hindered her master's face.
"If you don't know, why do you have to say that you have to hold your breath to get your wish?"
"That's right, Ji Zun likes calm and thick disciples the most, don't you know?"
A fierce argument ended with a rhetorical question from Le Qingdie, the four brothers were speechless, each turned their brains, and thought about this matter back and forth, it seemed that there was a misunderstanding, and it was really not about Le Qingdie.