Chapter 3 The whole service is multiplied by three elements "2" and the nine stars of the spinning gang
"Really? Do you have a daughter-in-law? Jiang Xueyin said as she swam to the shore where Wu Hun was, and said weakly: "Your daughter-in-law and your mother fell into the water, who will you save first?" ”
"Of course, I saved my daughter-in-law first, because only God can save my mother." Wu Hun said.
Jiang Xueyu stretched out her right hand, "Then your daughter-in-law has fallen into the water now, and you still pull her ashore?" ”
Wu Hun sighed, bowed down and stretched out his right hand, wanting to pull Jiang Xueyin ashore.
Jiang Xue saw that he really did this, his eyes flashed with thief light, and he laughed out two tiger teeth, "Give it down, you muddy boy." ”
Jiang Xue pulled the unsuspecting Wu Hun into the water with all her strength, and she stepped on Wu Hun's back and jumped ashore.
After Jiang Xue drank ashore, she was very happy, "They all say that you are a beautiful boy, let me see if it is true after taking a bath?" ”
"There are water ghosts! Help me......"
After Wu Hun was dragged into the pool, he suddenly found that his hands, feet and waist were entangled by something, and he dragged it into the water vigorously.
And now, he feels like he's about to be the protagonist of the next story, and his reluctant efforts come to the surface when he thinks that he is about to become the talk of the townspeople after dinner.
He shouted at Jiang Xueyin, "Help me, there is really a water ghost......
Jiang Xueyin finally stretched out, but Wu Hun was in the middle of the pool, and at such a distance, it didn't look like he was trying to save people.
Sure enough, he really didn't want to save Wu Hun ashore, but when he saw a black ball wrapped around a aquatic plant and sent it to Jiang Xueyin's outstretched right hand, Wu Hun was completely dumbfounded.
He suddenly thought of the disgusting creatures in the hole behind the waterfall, and when he understood all this, he was furious, "Give me back the armillary sphere, you robber." I was kind enough to save you, but you calculated me like this. ”
"You said it yourself, you want the armillary sphere, chase you and talk about it. I've already caught up with you, you can't play tricks and bully me as a weak woman. ”
Jiang Xueyin started to tinker after getting the armillary sphere, and she didn't have the heart to secretly manipulate the creatures in the Zhengyuan diagram to pretend to be ghosts to scare Wu Hun, because everything had been revealed, and it was not interesting to make any more trouble.
However, after fiddling for a long time, she didn't know where the trick was, she was puzzled, "Why is this armillary sphere different from Yuan Zhengtu?" It's not self-transforming, it seems that I still have to go back to Dachun Village to find Dachun God to teach me how to use it. ”
"Won't it work? I can't use it, I can teach you! Wu Hun poked his head out of the water, "Hurry up and collect your disgusting things, and I'll teach you how to apply them." ”
", I can't trust you, who knows if you'll be upset and want me to trick my armillary sphere back." After Jiang Xue finished drinking, he threw the armillary sphere into the Yuan Zhengtu, and by the way, he also received the creatures that were released.
Wu Hun only figured out one thing at this time, Jiang Xueyin's belt turned out to be Yuan Zhengtu, the treasure of Yuan Zhengzong, and when he saw his armillary sphere being received into it, he was desperate and curious at the same time.
"You're the girl my aunt gave on a blind date? O robbers! Wu Hun got rid of the entanglement and hurried ashore, "Give me back the armillary sphere ......"
As he spoke, he dragged Jiang Xueyin's waist on, no matter whether men and women kissed or not, he couldn't wait to tear off Jiang Xueyin's belt immediately, "Damn, where's my armillary sphere?" ”
"If you find it, it's yours, and if you can't find it, it's mine. This is my chance for you, and I don't want to argue with people with different visions about bandit logic. ”
Jiang Xue said very calmly, letting Wu Hun turn around in her belt, and suddenly she screamed, "Where are you going to turn this bastard?" ”
kicked Wu Hun away, "Hun boy, you are so dishonest." You still said that you didn't do anything, and the infamy was a nymphomaniac, and I think you brought it on yourself. ”
Wu Hun was kicked in the stomach and stroked his belly, "I see that you have two balls there, one is quite like my armillary sphere, I ......"
Dust to dust, and she was about to wave goodbye to Wu Hun, when suddenly a black shadow flew in front of her and gave her a slap.
"Smack!"
Another slap, Jiang Xue drank and stroked her face, her beautiful eyes turned right and left, "Who is it?" Give me out, and if you don't come out, I'll kill him. ”
With a thought in her heart, countless creatures poured out of her belt, instantly hanging Wu Hun in the air, "I'll count to three, and then pretend to be a ghost for me, and I'll tear him apart immediately." One, two......"
Wu Hun was hung in the air, feeling that his limbs were not his own, "Let me go, widow sister, you show up quickly, otherwise this evil woman will really break my car." ”
"I'm too difficult...... Wu Hun sighed, and he didn't know who he was talking to.
The black shadow suddenly stopped, and Jiang Xue looked at it, and it turned out to be a big beauty, "You are the black widow who seduced the young man of the good family?" The Black Widow who also wrote a shameless poem? ”
Jiang Xue drank slowly, and the black widow was so angry that the black shadow opposite was fluttering, "You dare to do it to me?" Your family is dead when you're young. ”
"Spring Tour,
Apricot blossoms blow all over the head,
Who's young in the sun,
Foot Flow,
The concubine intends to marry,
A lifetime of rest,
Even if he is ruthlessly abandoned,
Don't be ashamed. ”
"Tsk...... It's a shameless poem about your life, a lifetime of rest, and you can't be ashamed. ”
As he spoke, Jiang Xueyin also lined up the portraits he snatched back and showed them to the black widow opposite, "Is this young man?" I can't see anything sassy, it's even worse than a puppy in the snow. ”
"Shut up, what do you want?" The widow asked.
Jiang Xueyu raised two fingers, "You gave me two slaps as soon as you came up, you say, what do I want?" ”
The widow sister was so angry that she turned her head to the side and walked to Wu Hun's body, turned her head to look at Jiang Xueyin, and said, "That's your fault first, you shouldn't have abused me like this." ”
"Hurry up and let him down, if he has any three long and two short, I will be with you endlessly." The widow threatened.
Jiang Xueyu suddenly became evil, and said with a smile: "Wouldn't it be better if he had three long and two short?" ”
"You slap yourself twice, and I'll let him go." Jiang Xueyin wanted to do it herself, but she didn't know the depth of the other party's Taoism, and she was afraid that one would be accidentally countered.
Be careful to make the 10,000-year-old ship, there is no thing to hold, she has always been able not to do it.
Since leaving Dachun Village for the first time and going to Hongfu Town to be bullied, she has deeply understood that all the luck in life is the interest she saves.
The widow sister in Wu Hun's mouth dared to give her two slaps as soon as she came up, just because she felt weak, and the residents of Hongfu Town who had trampled on her just felt that she was humble.