Chapter 160: The Fourth Master twisted and vomited blood
Gu Youran didn't speak, nestled in his arms, looked at him expectantly, and coquettishly said: "Is it good?"
Read romance to her?
The fourth master's "good" word is really difficult, and he can't say anything
How awkward it is for him to read those lingering love stories to her by a big man!
The fourth master was afraid that he wouldn't be able to stand her coquettishness, so he half-pushed and half-compromised on the spot, controlling himself from looking at her watery and slick his eyes.
Stiffening his neck, stiffening his back, he discussed with her: "Why don't you read a few to you?" The Book of Poetry is also fine! Or Tang poems? Song Ci? Take your pick! ”
The fourth master said that he was very generous.
Gu Youran squinted at the fourth master, and there was cunning in his big eyes like grapes.
Tsk, the way of taming, the road is long
But to train a domineering straight man like the fourth master, what she has is patience!
"Okay!" Gu Youran agreed very happily: "Then read Tang poems!" ”
As soon as the fourth master breathed a sigh of relief, he heard her say again: "Then let's start with the poem of Yu Xuanji's gift to the neighbor's daughter, right?" ”
Fourth Master: ""
"It's easy to ask for priceless treasures, and it's rare to have a heart." The sentence instantly rushed into my head.
The fourth master really hated himself for being erudite and knowledgeable at this time, and he even knew a thing or two about this kind of sour tooth trembling sentence.
Seeing the fourth master's distorted face, Gu Youran was very happy.
She blinked her eyes very innocently, and teased the fourth master for some reason: "Master, what's wrong?" Can't you read it to a minion? ”
The fourth master held back a sentence for a long time: "Can you change to a different one?" ”
He really can't read such a sour poem, and if he really reads it, he will probably feel uncomfortable and unaccustomed to the soil and water.
"Okay!" Gu Youran still agreed happily, and gave the fourth master a set first: "That master, the slave won't let you read this kind of poem, read something else, you won't be unhappy anymore, right?" ”
"No, no" The fourth master hurriedly waved his hand, and when he heard her say that she couldn't read this kind of sour poem, it was like being completely liberated, and he agreed very quickly: "As long as you don't read this kind of poem, anything else will do!" ”
"That's what you said! You can't go back! ”
"Joke! The master has always been difficult to chase when he speaks! ”
Then Gu Youran took out a copy of Yujiao pear from under the pillow and put it in front of the fourth master.
The fourth master was dumbfounded: "!?? ”
looked at Gu Youran in disbelief, obviously didn't expect her to have this hand.
But the words have already been spoken, and it's too late to regret it.
Gu Youran helped him open the book, put it in his hand, looked at the depressed face of the fourth master, and made up for it delicately: "Master, you are a gentleman, you are a promise, you can't be untrustworthy."
Fourth Master: ""
A puddle of old blood vomited out of his heart
was calculated by this little girl! Alas!!
Helpless, the fourth master had to read it, and he stumbled all the way, accompanied by facial twitches, tooth tremors, and a masculine man's heart was stimulated from time to time
Gu Youran watched the fourth master tangled and suffered, just like eating a fly, but he had to take out the spirit of a strong man and read it awe-inspiringly
I was really on the verge of laughing!!
Hahahahaha
When the corners of the fourth master's mouth twitched and read the sentence declared by the talented Su Youbai in the book, Gu Youran asked: "Master, Su Youbai thinks that 'talented and colorless, he is not a beautiful woman; Colored and talentless, not a beautiful woman; Even if you are talented and colorful, and you don't have a relationship with my Su Youbai, you can't be regarded as my Su Youbai's beauty. What about you? What do you think? ”
The fourth master was aggrieved for a long time, and finally found an entrance to revenge.
The thin lips were slightly hooked, and the belly was dark: "Lord is not lustful." ”
Gu Youran: ""
Ahhh
Does this mean she's not pretty?
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