Chapter 065: Changjing Negotiations
Xuan Tianfei was about to be laughed at by Chen Che, this is the court, Chen Che's childish tone made her very unbearable, why did Zhefang send such a strange person as an envoy.
"Hmph, you know what I mean!" Xuan Tianfei suddenly felt that stupid people also have the benefits of stupid people, and when he died, he was still so confident, so wait a while, and let him die in a daze.
"Okay, you just prepare your head, lead your neck aside, and before you die, let you spy on my Datang's strength!"
Chen Che still didn't show a trace of fear, he still looked like a cow, and the worried Fang Bi blinked his eyes, trying to remind this little gentleman who was seeking skin with the tiger, but was still so arrogant.
"Your Majesty really wants to go his own way?" Chen Che's tone softened, with a look of persuading Xuan Tianfei not to act rashly, and he was not worried about his life and death at all.
"Hmph! Honglu Siqing, immediately expel the Zhefang envoy and announce the severance of contact with Zhefang!"
At this time, a dull sound came, and the ministers thought that someone was beating a drum in the city, but they did not take it seriously. The corners of Chen Che's mouth curled slightly, knowing that Senior Brother Luo's "sabotage war" had begun.
"Jingzhao Mansion Yin, investigate the Zhefang merchants and rangers in the Changjing City, and expel them all from the Tang Dynasty!"
"Bang!" A clearer sound of thunder came, this time, the monarchs and ministers of Tang State heard clearly, everyone didn't know what was going on, they exchanged their heads and whispered.
"Hehe... Your Majesty, these two yamen are probably in ruins. Chen Che said very calmly, but the content was too terrifying, everyone laughed again, and no one believed what Chen Che said.
"Pretend to be a ghost, you Zhefang only have this ability left!" Xuan Tianfei disagreed, and glanced at Chen Che coldly.
Chen Che opened his mouth speechlessly, raised his sleeves helplessly, and pretended to be sad and said: "Your Majesty doesn't believe it, just continue to give orders!"
"Hmph, the official department is still in the book, and I order the entire territory of Datang to expel the Zhefang people!"
Empress Xuantianfei gave the third holy decree majestically, Hongxian was injured, she had no worries, she must first clear the territory of the Tang Kingdom to take the Zhefang, and take this opportunity to directly expel the Zhefang people from the country, so that the Zhefang spies have no place to hide.
It's just that as soon as Xuan Tianfei's words fell, "Bang!" A loud sound shook the roof tiles, this time the explosion was close to the palace, and several idle officials who were dozing off were startled, and shouted: "Has the ground moved?"
Outside the hall, a thick smoke soared up, which was the direction of the yamen of the Tang Dynasty.
"Ahh It's the ministry... It's not good, something happened to the officials, and the Zhefang people are wreaking havoc in the city!"
The official department Shangshu was the first to react, so shocked that he couldn't speak, and even forgot to take the emperor's will.
"Report! The Holy Lord is not good, something has happened, Honglu Temple has been attacked, an unknown explosion has occurred, and most of the officials on duty have been killed and injured!" The guards who reported the news broke into the temple gate, with a frightened and uneasy face, and loudly reported the sudden incident.
"What are you talking about?" Honglu Siqing grabbed the collar of the messenger guard, not daring to believe that this was true.
"Huh... My lord, Honglu Temple was suddenly blown up, the reason... Still... Not yet ascertained!" The panicked messenger was panting, apparently frightened, and spoke very uncomfortably.
"Ahh
For more than a hundred years, the Tang Dynasty officials and people have always sent troops to crusade against small foreign countries, and there are few foreign invasions, let alone sneak attacks on Changjing City, but these sudden disasters in front of them have alerted everyone, no wonder Chen Che looks fearless, and he originally relied on such despicable means.
"Report! There was an explosion in Jingzhao Mansion, the cause is unknown, and there were heavy casualties!" The second messenger broke into the main hall in a hurry, and looked at Chen Che in horror.
"Report! There was an explosion in the yamen of the Ministry of Officials, the cause is unknown, and the casualties are unknown!" The third messenger then rolled in, and the officials of the Ministry of Heavenly Officials were also blown to the ground, and the monarchs and ministers of the first hall were first shocked and then angry, and everyone gritted their teeth and itched, eager to tear and eat Chen Che.
"Smack!" Xuan Tianfei was furious, grabbed the jade slip on the table and smashed it at Chen Che, like a lioness whose territory had been invaded, and wanted to kill Chen Che immediately.
Chen Che tilted his head slightly, dodged Xuan Tianfei's sneak attack, and still stood in the hall with a smile, Xuan Tianfei resisted the urge to rush down the golden steps, put away the wisdom power that was circling and whistling around his body, and poked Chen Che with trembling fingers, and shouted: "The left halberd guard of the palace, kill! Kill! Kill this despicable person of Zhefang for me!!"
The halberd guard reacted, slowed down a few seconds before responding, picked up the halberd and rushed towards Chen Che, a fierce fight did not happen as everyone thought, because Chen Che did not dodge, dodge, or fight back, but "giggled" and laughed there.
"Hehe... Ha ha... One to the left, haha down, two more, yes, oh... It's very comfortable......" Chen Che is like the Monkey King in the alchemy furnace, enjoying the halberd's stabbing massage.
The halberd guard is the son of the noble, the grandfather and uncle have been the halberd guard for several years, holding a heavy steel halberd every day, like a clay statue to accompany the emperor, the saint on the court, they stand well, the saint up and down the court, they go home, there is never a time to really use them.
It's just that I don't know in which year, there was a clever halberd guard, he asked the carpenter to make a few halberds out of plane wood, and the silver paint was brushed, which was exactly the same as the steel halberd, and since then, the burden of the halberd guard has been greatly reduced.
Today, the halberd guard was very embarrassed, and rushed to Chen Che head-on, wanting to have a few rounds, pretending to be defeated and retreating, but unfortunately his wishful thinking was wrong, and Chen Che actually didn't fight him.
The halberd made of balsa wood can't hurt people, and it really helps Chen Che tickle it, this matter is whole, the king is embarrassed, and the dereliction of duty is naturally a palace of civil and military ministers, so the officials lowered their heads in embarrassment.
Shi Kang, the general of the auxiliary state, did not look at Chen Che and the halberd guards who were "laughing and fighting", stepped forward, and shouted: "Holy Lord! This is an undeclared war! The last general, please retreat, and lead the troops to kill the invading enemy!"
"Accurate!" Xuan Tianfei was so angry that he forgot to send troops to defend the city against the enemy for a while.
The farce was still unfolding, but the tragedy did not stop, and a summons from outside the temple rushed in again.
"Report to the Emperor! Oh no, Tobu... The household yamen is also finished!"
Above the Tang Dynasty hall, this Che struck the halberd guard with one palm, stretched out his left hand, twisted his fingers randomly, and then said: "There are still four of the six departments, hahaha! The soldiers and horses are fat, the military is galloping, the empress sends a halberd guard, and I will blow up a yamen in the Tang Dynasty!"
"You, bold thief, I... I can't spare you, come on!"
Four warriors with swords rushed in, about to hunt and kill Chen Che, four loud noises came one after another outside the hall, and there was a big explosion in the four yamen of the Ministry of Rites, Punishment, Soldiers, and Workers, the sound was like a huge thunder, earth-shattering, thick smoke was billowing out, and the dust of the Xuanyuan Hall was scattered.
"Ahh
"Honglu Temple is gone, there are still Taichang, Guanglu, Weiwei, Zongzheng, Taifu, Dali, Sinong, Taifu Eight Temples in the Nine Temples of the Tang Dynasty, Your Majesty can send eight soldiers to take me, so that these eight temples will be destroyed as soon as possible!"
Xuan Tianfei rarely exposed her frightened side, the envoy of Zhefang came to her kingdom, stood in her temple, in front of her golden face, such a threat from Chi Guoguo, such a cruel act, how could she accept it.
The empress's face turned white with anger, the green tendons on the jade forehead burst out, she opened her mouth several times in a row, and spit out a few words with difficulty: "Come... Come on..."
"The saint can't do it! endure the calm for a while!" the imperial envoy Qin Mo took the lead and persuaded him bitterly.
This kid really has a big life, after the battle of Suiye, Qin Mo did not stop, rushed for three days and three nights, broke into the palace to face the saint, and complained to Xuan Tiansheng that he did not listen to his advice, did not remove the periphery, and hastily marched into the army, intending to send the lives of the soldiers of the three armies in vain.
According to Qin Yu, it was Xuan Tiansheng who dismissed him who was "loyal to the country", and he couldn't bear to sit back and watch one of the elite soldiers of the Xiongwu Army in the Tang Dynasty cry blood, so he had to return to the country alone and explain the matter to the empress, and sure enough, a few days later, the empress received a report that the Xiongwu army was annihilated.
God makes people, Guo Feng, who is loyal and righteous, spilled his blood in another country, and after his death, he was nameless, and the despicable and shameless Qin Wu was promoted because of his merits, and he actually mixed up with the high position of the imperial envoy of the Tang Dynasty.
"The thieves deceived me into being kind and good, plotting against me, taking advantage of my lax precautions, secretly digging tunnels, and burying a large number of them*. ”
"Yes, yes, now that the enemy and I don't know, the saint can't be rash!"
"I don't know how many important yamen are still in danger, think twice, let's resume negotiations!"
A group of old ministers were shocked, and they came out of class to bow down, crying and choking, and persuaded the empress to resume negotiations, and not to be impatient, lest the empress be angry and all the six temples of the Tang Dynasty were reduced to ashes.
"Chen Che... There are words... Say it! Forgive you for your innocence!" Xuan Tianfei leaned on the left arm of the dragon chair, his right hand covered his heart, and his left hand pressed his forehead, the veil had already been torn off, Qiong's nose was covered with fine sweat, the two bright red lips couldn't help shaking, and his chest was undulating.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, actually..."Chen Che symbolically arched his hand, halfway through his words, his tongue stirred, and he spit out a blue pill.
"What is this?" the minister had sharp eyes and saw the pill.
"Poison! I wanted to perish with Changjing City, but fortunately, His Majesty did not insist on going his own way and saved Changjing City, everyone rest assured, the underground of the palace*, our people will not ignite it for the time being. ”
Chen Che is still scaring the Tang Dynasty monarchs, he is light and breezy here, and the people in the hall have already been scared and sweating, and the placket of his clothes can be wrung out of water.
"You... You!" Xuan Tianfei lost his arrogance, and his anger and anger could not be released, so he could only stare at Chen Che with cannibalistic eyes.
"Your Majesty, don't be angry, how dare Chen Che be so presumptuous, the person responsible for these disasters is not Chen Che, but Your Majesty!"
Chen Che is unrelenting, his words are not shocking, no matter how this palace dispute ends, the Empress of the Tang Dynasty definitely remembers him, and the memory is definitely the most profound.