Xiao Wu even slapped the table: "How can that, if it's four or five hundred, I'll accept it, even if I receive a fake one, I'll buy a lesson." But Hu Xifu opened his mouth and asked for 200,000 yuan to see a doctor for his son, otherwise he wouldn't sell it! ”

I laughed and scolded: "Fuck, at first glance, it's a liar, whoever buys it is stupid!" ”

Xiao Wu nodded again and again, looking like a traitor: "That's right, I thought so at the time, I just said that there was no play, but Hu Xifu was in a hurry, I had to tell you, I had to kowtow again, and I had to kneel, which annoyed me, and I was almost about to beat someone!" ”

Although Xiao Wu said so, but in the end, he still agreed to Hu Xifu and helped me say it, and Hu Xifu thanked him a lot, and he didn't know if he really thanked Xiao Wu, or what, he actually threw the bronze seal to Xiao Wu, saying that he might have something to do in the past two days and couldn't come, so let Xiao Wu wait for me to come back and show it to me.

Of course, Xiao Wu didn't dare to ask for it, because this thing was a bomb, not to mention the possibility of being falsely accused. Just in case, there is a blackmail, saying that there is a national weapon here, making a phone call, calling the police or something, it is estimated that you will not run away from prison.

So Xiao Wu doesn't want to live or die, but Hu Xifu wants to give it alive or dead, and the final result is that Hu Xifu left a sentence and ran away with the bronze seal.

Xiao Wu told Hu Xifu about the worthlessness of the bronze seal, Hu Xifu didn't know what to do, answered the phone, dropped the thing and said: "If the boss doesn't want it, put it in your store and help sell it, if it's less than 200,000 yuan, don't sell it, and if you sell more, it's yours!" ”

After Hu Xifu said this, he didn't even leave the phone, and ran away, Xiao Wu drank a little too much at the time, and his legs and feet were not good, and when he chased out, Hu Xifu was gone.

He didn't dare to take it back and sell it in the store, and he was afraid that something would happen, so he hurriedly ran back to the store with the bronze seal and hid it in the safe, wanting to wait for me to come back.

As a result, I fell out of love, and when I came back, I took Xiao Wu and Wang Sheng out for dinner, and Xiao Wu also forgot about it because of my sister-in-law.

After hearing this, I scolded Xiao Wu with a scolding on his head and face: "Are you stupid?" Tomorrow quickly find the man for me, give him something, and if he can't find it, he will have to throw it to me!" ”

Because I was in a bad mood and my mood was on the verge of going berserk, Xiao Wu didn't even dare to let out a fart. Wang Sheng comforted on the side: "Alas! It's okay, this guy fell out of love and became a little neurotic, don't care about whoever bites! ”

As a result, when Xiao Wu heard this, he came to his senses, looked like he was squeezing his eyebrows, and smiled at me, laughing so much that I felt cautious.

"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, why are you doing that? Looking for a fight, isn't it? "I drank a little too much, known as a thousand cups not drunk, and now I'm a little drunk, of course, I still want to get drunk, and I'm in a bad mood!

Xiao Wu said: "Brother Qin, it's better to wait a while, let's finish eating, I'll take you to a good place, there are a lot of girls there, as long as you get drunk, you can take them away, after sleeping, the next morning, the sister will leave by herself, she won't ask for money, and there will be no other trouble!" ”

As soon as I heard this, my eyes lit up, and I hugged Xiao Wu: "Why didn't you say it earlier?" With such a good place, it should have taken me there a long time ago, and it ended up that I was a virgin for thirty years! I read the Internet early and said that at two or three o'clock every night, you can pick up girls at the door of the major entertainment venues in the bar, and let's pick up a few tonight, happy! Joy! ”

After speaking, I also rushed at Wang Sheng, squeezing my eyebrows and making eyes, looking obscene.

As a result, Wang Sheng, who was born in the military, was upright, suddenly broke out and said: "Falling out of love is not a reason for you to indulge!" ”

When he landed, he suppressed all the obscene atmosphere of me and Xiao Wu.

I was extremely convinced of Wang Sheng's righteousness, and I almost fell to the ground. After the big meal, Xiao Wu went to find his little sister-in-law.

I stared at Wang Sheng with big eyes, and I didn't know what to do after watching it for a long time, anyway, I couldn't go back to sleep, and I wasn't sleepy at the moment, so I slowly walked back, and when I passed by the door of a health hall, I looked at the young girl who was about to be blown up in the cheongsam, and I took Wang Sheng with a righteous face to make the first big sword in my life.

The service of the people, there is really nothing to say. The next afternoon, when I came out to check out, I met Wang Sheng who came out of the room next to me, and he still looked upright. I thought to myself, could it be that this thing, after watching TV all night, still slept separately?

If I hadn't seen that girl of his, with a flush on her face, I would have believed it.

I returned to the store in a daze, Xiao Wu was beckoning guests to look at things, people wanted to buy a pair of blue and white jars back to make decorations, of course, they are all handmade by modern famous craftsmen, the craftsmanship of these modern famous craftsmen, although they can't catch up with the ancient masters, can make things, still called boutiques, is some people who can't afford to buy millions of antiques, but have like to collect and watch, the first choice of people behind the cultural heritage.

Xiao Wu spent half an hour, fooled the other party, took out 5,000 yuan, and bought a pair of blue and white porcelain jars.

I went in with Wang Sheng, I didn't act as a boss, I pretended to be a customer, and I also looked east and west, and talked about it, a posture that I must buy.

After sending people away, I was going to go in with Wang Sheng and make up for sleep or something. However, Xiao Wu stopped me and said to me, "Brother Qin, that Hu Xifu didn't come!" ”

I looked confused: "What Hu Xifu?" Which Hu Xifu? Does it have anything to do with me? It's okay, don't bother me, I'm sleepy! ”

Then I didn't wait for Xiao Wu to speak, I ran to sleep. Because Wang Sheng came, I drove Xiao Wu away, let Xiao Wu live in the room, let Wang Sheng live, and I still live in my own room.

I'm used to sleeping alone, when Zhang Qiushuang came to live before, I was a little unaccustomed to it, at the beginning, I even thought, after doing exercise, drive Zhang Qiushuang away, I sleep by myself. But that was absolutely not possible, so I slowly got used to letting her sleep with me, and as a result, I didn't get used to it and broke up.

Now I can sleep alone again, carefree, naturally it is impossible for Wang Sheng to sleep in the same bed with me, it was okay when I was young, but now I don't want to let other men sleep in my bed and sit in my bed.

In this way, it was muddy, and after a few more days, every day I was sleepy to death, either eating, sleeping, and occasionally going to the Great Sword once.

And in the past few days, every time Xiao Wu sees me, he will tell me about Hu Xifu, and he is getting more and more anxious day by day.

Until I impatiently asked, "Grass! Who is Hu Xifu? ”

Xiao Wu, I quickly told the previous thing again, I rolled my eyes and thought about it for a long time

, I didn't think about it, so I said casually: "Otherwise, you can put it out and sell it, anyway, if there is a problem, there should have been a problem a long time ago, this has been a week has passed, and there is no problem, sell and sell, he said that it is worth 200,000, and the price is 400,000, sell it, you can't sell it, look at the sky!" As for finding no one, don't worry, his heirloom is still here! ”

After saying that, I left again, and then I helped pack up my things and sent Zhang Qiushuang's big stuff back to her.

Then it was muddy again, until Li Jiaguo called me.

That evening, Wang Sheng and I just woke up and went outside to look for food, and the two of us walked to the roadside stall, bought dozens of barbecue skewers, and bought two bottles of beer.

The phone rang suddenly, I picked it up, and as soon as I heard that it was Li Jiaguo's, the girl said: "Give me an account, a while, call you the money, in five days, you will set off, you guys are ready, come to Beijing round!" ”

I listened to it, I was stunned for a long time, and a lot of things went through in my mind, and finally I figured things out, because of the lovelorn life and erosion, I had long forgotten about going to help Zheng Tianran go to the ancient tomb.

At this time, my mind came back to me, and I opened my mouth and said: "Okay, I'll send you the account number in a while, but your ticket will be reimbursed!" ”

Li Jiaguo didn't talk nonsense, and said directly: "Okay! ”

Then I hung up, and I also hung up the phone, biting the burnt bamboo skewers, and said hatefully: "Damn, I lost all my daughters-in-law, and I didn't pay more money, wouldn't I lose money!" ”

Wang Sheng looked at it, and I smiled: "This time, let's do a big vote, and when the money is in hand, I'll give you 200,000!" ”

Wang Sheng was not polite, he smiled, and he smiled.

However, it shocked the passers-by, and it frequently seemed that I deliberately showed a fierce look to scare those passers-by, thinking that it was estimated that the girl would treat me two as some bank robbery.

But what I saw in the eyes of passers-by was all this: me! Two silly forks, two neuropathies!

Of course, there are also people who don't have this kind of look, such as a schoolgirl who looks like a schoolgirl, so she comes over and wants to talk. I wanted to taste the taste of college students, but I was stopped by Wang Sheng, who said, "Usually that kind of thing is okay, but this kind of thing is not good!" Just because her family didn't teach her well doesn't mean we can trample on her! ”

I was speechless again, so I could only send my senior sister away and go back with Wang Sheng.

Back at the shop, as soon as Xiao Wu saw me, he rushed over: "! Brother Qin, Hu Xifu's thing seems to be real, there is a guy who looks like an old professor, he came in the afternoon, and after seeing it, he said that he would buy it for 400,000 yuan, I was careful at the time, and said that I had to wait for the boss to come back before I could decide, let him come again tomorrow! ”

As soon as these words came out, Wang Sheng and I were stunned, and I was also happy, if this was sold, even if we gave Hu Xifu 200,000, we would still earn 200,000, and when the time came, I would share it with Xiao Wu equally, wouldn't it be another 100,000.

Of course, this is a bit shameless, what Hu Xifu said at the time was that he would sell more to Xiao Wu, and I want to take 100,000 now, and it is estimated that no one will be happy.

But if he is not happy, Xiao Wu has to endure it, after all, the store belongs to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is the boss, and Lao Tzu doesn't give him a dime, so he has to endure it.