Chapter 376: Anti-routine confession, playing is a heartbeat
"You witch, don't forget that you're a fish too." The dragon roared, "I see that this human around you is not a good person, and one day, he will treat you in the same way." ”
"You can pull it down, it's shameless, and you want to provoke my relationship with my master." Yu Xiaoyu snorted coldly, "Even if my master cuts his own flesh and pulls his own tendons, he won't move my fish scales, right, Master?" ”
"......" Qin Hao was speechless.
"Master, hurry up and tell them that you won't hurt me." Yu Xiaoyu began to shake the fish's tail again, "Hurry up, people want to hear it, tell this group of salted fish, how much they love me?" ”
Qin Hao turned around slowly, looked at Yu Xiaoyu with a serious face, and said:
"Childish, I have to tell you very seriously, I will never cut my own flesh, nor will I draw my own tendons!"
"Hahaha...... This demon girl is really a fool, and she really thinks how precious she is. The dragon laughed.
At this time, the thousand people behind him also followed with loud mockery:
"Hahaha...... This stupid woman was abandoned by this foreign man so quickly. ”
"This demon girl really deserves to fall into such a fate, she has long said that human beings cannot be trusted!"
"I have a good skin, but my head is full of water!"
"This kind of woman is the life of being deceived, you wait and see, the next man will abandon her!"
"Throwing away in public is a joke. Then again, this guy isn't a good thing either! ”
“……”
Hearing everyone's unscrupulous ridicule, Yu Xiaoyu's head suddenly became confused.
Angry, Liu frowned, his fists clenched, his scales stood up, and he glared at the bullshit master in front of him viciously, ready to scold freely.
Unexpectedly, Qin Hao suddenly shook her hand.
His face changed from serious to gentle, and then he looked at her eyes affectionately, and said affectionately:
"The reason why the teacher refused to cut the flesh and cramps was because the teacher's body was too strong, and these small injuries recovered instantly, which did not represent deep affection.
What the teacher really wants to say to you is - I would like to be incarnated as a stone bridge, subject to 500 years of wind blowing, 500 years of sun, 500 years of rain, just hope that one day, you will walk across the stone bridge! ”
Suddenly, the audience was silent!
I didn't expect the plot to be reversed so drastically!
Qin Hao smiled evilly: "Stupid apprentice, don't think that only you can play cards without following the routine, you can also be a teacher." ”
"Cut, it's not touching at all." Yu Xiaoyu pursed her lips with a dissatisfied look, "People are obviously a fish, and they won't cross the stone bridge at all, so you can't wait for a thousand years to ......"
Yu Xiaoyu originally wanted to continue to reverse the routine, and deliberately showed that she was not moved.
However, the body is honest.
No matter how much she wants to behave, the two lines of tears in her eyes can't deceive others.
By this time, she was already in tears.
rushed forward, hugged Qin Hao tightly, and couldn't cry: "Master bullshit, don't do this again in the future, I almost thought I was going to be abandoned by you just now." ”
"I didn't tell you earlier, after injecting the sub-energy stone reagent, you must surrender to me forever." Qin Hao comforted gently, "Don't you understand, what is forever?" ”
"It's so touching! This scene is more bloody, more romantic, and more sensational than the TV series I watched, and I want to cry as a big man. In the crowd, there was a sigh.
"Don't say it, you're going to be tortured to death by the two of them!"
"Although we are opponents, I stand against them for CP!"
"I really hope that the story of the two of them can be made into a movie, and I am willing to go to the cinema to watch it!"
"Not only am I willing to watch it, I'm willing to brush it three times, this cp is so feeling!"
"The male protagonist's lines are so good, I wrote them down, and tonight I will confess my long-time crush on the goddess."
“……”
The people around have forgotten about the formation, and they have forgotten the fact that they were slapped in the face.
At this moment, I am completely immersed in the beautiful romantic love story of Qin Hao and Yu Xiaoyu.
"Enough!" The wild dragon roared angrily and began to stir up everyone's fighting spirit, "The enemy is now, don't discuss those messes!" This foreign man is despicable and shameless, but seducing the woman of our mermaid clan in public is a huge violation of our mermaid clan, and we must join forces to fight and kill him. ”
His persuasion, nothing else, but the sentence "seduced the woman of our mermaid clan" worked very well, and successfully aroused the anger of many single men present.
"Yes, we can't let him take our merfolk women."
"Everyone set up a good formation and join forces to fight against this foreign man, and he must not be allowed to succeed."
"Fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, protect our women."
“……”
Everyone came to their senses, their fighting spirits were high, they regained their concentration, and they tried to start the big array.
The wild dragon was triumphant, this feeling of leading the group and turning the situation around made him suddenly proud, so he waved his knife with one hand and pointed at Qin Hao: "Foreign boy, put down your little tricks, and fight with the soldiers of our Blue City in a dignified manner." ”
"Master, look at how sought-after the apprentices are, thousands of people are preventing you from taking me away, cherish me." Yu Xiaoyu smiled proudly, then raised his finger to everyone, and shouted loudly, "Salted fish, cheer me on and show my true skills, otherwise, I will run away with this foreign boy." ”
"......" Qin Hao looked helpless, this fool's painting style has become too fast.
Just now I was crying to death, and now I am showing off here proudly, stimulating everyone.
However, the thousands of people around seemed to be really stimulated by Yu Xiaoyu's words, all with deep faces and mouths closed one by one, and soon, everyone reached unity.
"Buzz!"
Suddenly, an extremely harsh sound continued to converge towards Qin Hao from thousands of directions around.
At the same time, the surrounding water seemed to be boiling, constantly fluctuating violently, exploding, and surging towards Qin Hao.
"Master, it's too bad, how do I feel that the water is getting hotter and hotter? Won't it cook us? Yu Xiaoyu was a little flustered.
Unexpectedly, as soon as her words fell, the two corpses that were caught quickly were directly scorched.
The smell of cumin spreads!
However, the boiling water, like having eyes, was cleverly avoided at the moment when it was about to touch the dragon.
Mei Lian, who was not far away, was directly burned beyond recognition.
Before she had time, she wore the hosta that she hid in her pocket, and she was completely dead.
"Suffer death, foreign boy, no one can stand off the attack of my city protection array." The dragon grew more and more arrogant.
In his eyes, Qin Hao and Yu Xiaoyu were already dead.