I'm afraid of snakes, I'm afraid of all things that don't have hair and run very fast, like cockroaches, snakes are one of them. Almost instantly, I rushed out a few dozen meters, and Alice was close behind me, and there was something faintly more than I meant.

As I ran, I asked her, "Didn't you say that you are not afraid of snakes, and you often eat snake meat?" What to run? ”

"Run your sister!" Alice rolled her eyes and easily overtook me.

After running another 100 meters, I stopped her: "Don't run, run back if you run again, and there may be something on it!" I both know that there are zombies and undead Gu worms on the top, but there are snakes on the bottom, there are really wolves in front and tigers in the back, I don't know what to do!

I sat on the floor with Alice and stared, and after a while I asked, "What do you do?"

"How do I know what to do?" Alice said angrily.

I took a deep breath, then spit out a long breath and said, "Those snakes just now seem to be highly poisonous, I see that they are black and shiny, and their heads seem to be triangular, which is in line with the characteristics of poisonous snakes!"

"Nonsense! Do you still need to say it? "When Alice saw the snake, her temper didn't seem to be very good.

I didn't care, it's not that I'm generous, but I think it's likely that I'll die here in the next two sessions, and there's no need to quarrel over this little thing, after all, I'm going to die.

I was a little sad to accept the possibility of dying, so I asked Alice, "What if we die here?"

"Dead are dead, what else can 。。。。。。" At this point, Alice stopped abruptly, and then stopped talking, but stared straight at me.

I was a little hairy, and I asked weakly, "What are you looking at?"

Alice didn't answer, she still stared at me, and I was overwhelmed and even a little skeptical. I asked two more times, and she didn't speak.

It wasn't until I couldn't help it and was about to stand up that she suddenly grabbed me, looked at me with a serious face and asked, "Are you thinking that you are going to die anyway, why don't you have a shot before you die?"

I was stunned when I was asked, to be honest, I really didn't think about this kind of thing, at least I didn't think about it before Alice asked me, but when she asked like this, I really had some thoughts.

But as a bold and serious young man, I immediately blushed and shook my head resolutely: "No! Absolutely nothing! ”

Alice still stared at me, in my sense, she wanted to see if what I said was true or false, of course I couldn't let her read through her mind, and immediately turned her head away from her.

But just when I was about to turn my head, Alice sighed faintly: "That's no way, in fact, I think so, I thought you thought the same way, just right, but you weren't, alas~ I miss a man, I haven't snapped for a long time!"

The tone was definitely a disgruntled woman, I turned my head back before I finished listening, wanting to say that I thought the same way, I lied just now, but I opened my mouth, and finally swallowed the words, I really regretted it, and my intestines were repentant.

But think about it, if I am here, an ancient tomb, a tomb that is not zombies, or snakes, insects, rats, ants, and messy monsters, and hastily solved myself for the first time, it would be too irresponsible for myself. Besides, even if I really have that heart, I don't think I can be hard, after all, those snakes are not far from us.

Seeing all kinds of embarrassment and all kinds of speechlessness, Alice suddenly laughed: "You are so funny! Funny for you! Hurry up and see if there's a way to get out of here! ”

I rolled my eyes, stood up, and walked cautiously down toward the side where there was the snake. But I didn't see a snake, I didn't see a snake after walking dozens of meters, we ran more than 100 meters, if the snake group came, at least half of it should have been climbed, but why not?

I was puzzled, and so was Alice, and I continued walking, and Alice reminded me to keep an eye on the top of my head. As I walked, I looked around to prevent a snake, or a swarm of snakes, from popping up.

But we kept going down and didn't notice it. It wasn't until I got around the corner that I spotted the snakes.

I looked over there from a distance, and found that the snakes seemed to be restrained by some unknown force, and only moved around the corner, and tried to come over several times, but they didn't dare to overcome!

I watched for a while, and Alice poked me with her elbow, uncertain, "How did I find these snakes, they seem to be afraid of urine!"

"Ahem! What the? Urine? Are you crazy? How did you find out? "I was so surprised that I almost choked to death with my own saliva!

Then Alice pointed to my urine very seriously and began to analyze it for me: "Look, those snakes didn't cross your urine, and if you look at the place where your urine is, the snakes won't touch it!"

I took a closer look, and found that as Alice said, there were no snakes in the places where I saw urine stains, and those snakes even avoided them far away.

I was depressed, what the hell is going on? Could it really be that Lao Tzu is domineering and exposed, and all snakes, insects, rats, ants, and ghosts are afraid of Lao Tzu?

To be honest, I also wish I had this ability, but unfortunately this ability can only be a kind of obscenity. I immediately asked, "But where is there no place for the snake?"

"How do I know? I'm not a snake, maybe the snake is stupid, you can urinate again! Alice urged impatiently.

"Ahem!" I couldn't help coughing twice, a little embarrassed: "I just finished urinating, why don't you try it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked, and Alice's eyes sprayed fire to eat people: "Mine doesn't work!" Drink water quickly, drink plenty of water, and pee! ”

I was speechless, and I didn't drink it, but I took out the water and started drinking, and I happened to be a little thirsty. Drinking and drinking, I suddenly remembered something, no, I'm not a fairy, it can't be because I pee, the snake is afraid. The snake didn't dare to come, it could only mean that there might be something in the urine that the snake hated, which means that not only my urine was useful, but Alice's must also be useful.

I told my speculation, but Alice disagreed, so I persuaded: "I drink it now, it's not right away, it's idle anyway, if it really works, you can try it!"

Of course Alice disagreed, and almost didn't beat me, but she couldn't stand my soft grinding and hard bubbles, and I said that if the bugs caught up with me later, how could it be, and said that if there was a road ahead, it would delay everyone's round, and finally Alice acquiesced to my idea while threatening to beat me.

I took a towel to Alice, and Alice glared at me, "What are you doing?"

I was embarrassed and said, "Pee on this, throw it into the snakes!"

She kicked me twice, and scolded my mother, and finally scolded and took the towel away, as for where the towel came from, it's very simple, I brought it, I said it, I'm a little clean.

Seeing Alice walking into the shadows, I craned my neck to look over, not because I wanted to peek at anything, but because I was worried about what kind of mechanism there was, Alice suddenly disappeared, and then I cried.

People are sometimes very fragile, and when two people are together, they can be more tenacious, but once they are alone, the loneliness and loneliness are unbearable.

As a result, he was scolded: "Look at your sister!" Do you want to die? Why haven't you ever seen a squatting pee? Come and see, the old lady is also standing up to pee! ”

Truly speechless, this Alice doesn't look like a woman at all, and she doesn't pay attention to her image at all. Just when I was speechless, I felt a thing, flying towards me, I thought about things, I didn't concentrate, seeing that this thing was about to hit me, I turned my head, I could dodge, but immediately smelled a bad smell, I immediately understood what it was, and immediately scolded: "Groove your sister!"

"Humph!" Alice walked over and lifted her pants.

I didn't bother to pay attention to her, but I observed the towels that happened to fly into the group of snakes, and I found that the group of snakes did not avoid the towels in the slightest way as they dodged my urine, and some even crawled around on the towels.

Alice naturally saw it, glared at me, and I was speechless, so I could only cry out: "This is not scientific!"

"Hurry up and urinate the old lady, if you can't pee, you will be incontinent!" Alice threatened.

I was really aggrieved, and said with a sad face: "I really can't pee, otherwise I'll try to poop!"

Naturally, I was beaten up, and I don't know if it was nervousness or what, but then I did pee a little more. Alice picked it with her sniper rifle and as soon as she put it into the group of snakes, the snakes went straight back.

After reading it, I couldn't help but be speechless: "It's a ghost, how is it possible?" Am I really some kind of awesome character? ”

Alice didn't understand either, and guessed: "I heard that the boy's urine can ward off evil spirits and cure diseases, these snakes are all evil things in the ancient tomb, is this the reason?"

"Yarn!" I immediately retorted: "The boy pee of the yarn, you are the child pee, and your whole family is the pee!"

Alice looked at me with a straight smile: "Look at your dick silky appearance, you must still be a little virgin, oh! No! It's wrong, it's an old virgin! ”

"Your sister, Lao Tzu is not a virgin, and Lao Tzu is not in junior high school!" I'm getting louder and louder.

Alice didn't believe it at all: "Then you prove it!"

"How。。。。。。 How? Prove? "I'm empty-hearted.

"Proof, old virgin! Old virgin 。。。。。。 Alice was like a repeater, and she couldn't stop talking.

I was completely annoyed: "I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not anyway, I don't need proof! ”

To my pale and feeble rebuttal, Alice simply ignored it.

Now she has found something to play, picking up a diaper and driving a group of snakes straight away, that scene is really indescribable, weird and funny.

We kept walking, and slowly, the snakes became fewer and fewer, and we didn't know where they had gone. Alice was in front and I was following her. I was silent along the way, because I was scarred, and I really didn't touch a woman, but I often played with a pistol or not, and it wasn't a virgin.

I was silent, and suddenly I heard Alice shouting, "The surname is the king!"

Startling me, I quickly looked around, but I didn't see anyone, and then I looked at Alice, and I saw this guy, looking at me with a weird smile.

I chuckled and thought, "It's over! Finished! Will this thing be dirty, damn it, it's just the two of us here. When she calls her surname Wang, she definitely doesn't call herself, and my surname is Qin, where is this third person? ”

I was already scared stupid, only to see Alice shout again: "The surname is Wang!"

I saw that she seemed to be shouting at me, so I tried to ask, "Sister, you call me?"

Alice nodded wildly, looking at the way she nodded wildly, as if she had been ghosted, I knew that the girl was fine, and immediately became angry: "! Is Lao Tzu's surname Qin good, it scared me, I thought there was an extra third person here, what kind of god are you pretending, what kind of ghost? ”

Alice looked suddenly enlightened, took a breath and asked, "Aren't you surnamed Wang?"

"The surname is Mao, Lao Tzu's surname is Qin, and his name is Qin Ide, come and read dear with me!" I deliberately wanted to take advantage of Alice.

"Get out!" Alice glared at me, but quickly asked, "You really don't have the surname Wang?"

"Damn! If you don't have a surname, you won't have a surname, I don't even know what my own surname is, it's over! But then again, why the hell are these snakes so afraid of me。。。。。。 "This pee, I didn't say it.

Alice looked at me and suddenly asked, "Why don't you say pee?" Did you swallow it? ”

I figured out that Alice was a person, not only with a broken mouth, but also with a loss, and immediately replied to her: "Get out!"

Then I went on to say, "If this is true, and you are really afraid of me, then there is only one explanation!" As I spoke, I took out a jade plaque from my neck and said to Alice, "Our family is ancestral!" It is said that our ancestors originally farmed, but I don't know which generation it passed on, and there was a jinshi, and later became a big official. Said that there was a year to go to Longhu Mountain to play, met the then master of the Heavenly Master, so he asked for a jade plate, used to make a talisman for future generations, all the way to me, I never wore it until the full moon, unless the rope was broken, otherwise never leave the body, do you say is it the effect of this jade plate, after all, it is the Taoist Heavenly Master who has opened the light, blessed, is there mana, so these obscure things in the tomb are afraid? ”

Alice rolled her eyes: "It's all about your ancestors, how do I know?"

I also rolled my eyes: "It's boring to talk to you!" Do not say! ”

"Don't talk about pulling down! I also think it's boring to talk to you, I don't understand any fun, and my EQ is so low, no wonder I'm still a virgin, an old virgin! Alice was also anxious.

I've been with Alice for a long time, and I've practiced it, so I just ignored it. As I walked, I found that there were many holes in this passage, some large and some small, and I couldn't tell whether they were artificial or natural, so I saw that the snakes had all gone in, and I couldn't see the snakes as far as my eyes could see.

Alice, of course, saw it, and she looked into the holes, and found them dark and deep, and she didn't know where they went. She asked me, "Are these caves all snake caves?"

I shook my head: "How do I know?" If this is a snake cave, this snake is too big! I pointed to a hole next to me that was the thickness of my waist.

Alice nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes! Let's see if there really is such a big snake inside! ”

I felt a little bored, so I said, "How is it possible, if you have such a big snake, you should come out early to eat the two of us!"

"What nonsense, get up and let me see!" Alice squeezes me out with her ass. With this opportunity to take advantage, where is it so easy for me to walk and squeeze around with her.

I was making trouble, taking a burning stick and shining it into the hole, and while taking a photo, I was still screaming, scaring each other: "Wow! What a big snake! ”

To be honest, I have a feeling of being in love, I am a little impulsive and want to confess to Alice, but I have low self-esteem and dare not go. The two of us just played around like this, and if there was no hole, I would replace the next.

We switched to the fifth hole, and the two of us shouted nervously, "Wow! What a big snake。。。。。。 ”

After shouting, I was stunned, looked at each other, and both saw surprise in each other's eyes, because we both found that there seemed to be something inside.

The two of them smiled and looked at each other again, and this time we didn't shout, "Wow, that's a big snake!" Rather, "it!" it! it! "I saw a huge head, a snake head, it glowed blue-black, and the scales on its head had to be the size of a ping-pong ball.

Seeing this, I subconsciously wanted to run away, but Lovely Lisi grabbed me and said to me, "Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid! We've got this! ”

As she spoke, Alice took her sniper step, with a diaper on it. I saw her in front of the huge snake head, swaying left and right, and there were words in her mouth: "You can't see me, you can't see me。。。。。。"

Watching Alice's movements, I was already stupid and thought to myself: Is this an idiot! To be honest, I have some doubts about the role of diapers.

Diapers do have an effect on those little snakes, undeniably it, but now it's a big snake, a huge snake. For example, the little snake is a primary school student in the first and second grades, and the diaper is a junior high school student, and the junior high school student against the elementary school student, of course, can win. But now that someone's father is here, you are still screaming, aren't you looking for death? Besides, in terms of size, this can no longer be regarded as a father, and the ancestors are still about the same.

Sure enough, just as I was about to pull Alice away, the big snake suddenly rushed forward, and its huge head went straight for Alice. I was ready to leave early, and I took Alice and ran away, scolding as I ran, "Are you stupid?"