Chapter 263: Who Do You Say is Cow Dung

Sweet and happy times always pass very quickly, and it's time to say goodbye again.

Li Long sent Zhao Xinlu back to the teacher's dormitory.

"Lulu, have you been living in the teacher's dormitory at the school lately?"

Li Long pretended to ask Zhao Xinlu casually.

"That's right, Brother Long, I'm scared when I think of it now, and it's impossible to live."

Zhao Xinlu said pitifully to Li Long: "You are not there." ”

Li Long was overjoyed in his heart, holding Zhao Xinlu's soft and cute little hand and solemnly said, "I will be by your side in the future, don't be afraid!" ”

"Well, Brother Long, thank you!"

Zhao Xinlu smiled like a flower.

"Hey, what's that?"

Li Long suddenly looked up at the right window, and Zhao Xinlu also turned to look.

Li Long took the opportunity to give Zhao Xinlu a light peck on the face, and quickly dodged away.

"Ahh

Zhao Xinlu snorted softly, touching her red little face and glaring at Li Long.

"Brother Long, how can you do this!"

Li Long was stunned like a scoundrel: "Ah, what's wrong with me, oops, my brain lost control just now, did I do something?" ”

"What did you just do!"

Zhao Xinlu raised her hand angrily to slap her, and Li Long closed his eyes in fright.

In the next second, he only felt warmth and wetness on his forehead.

When Li Long opened his eyes gently, Zhao Xinlu had already gotten out of the car, stuck out her little tongue, and said with a smile: "I don't want to suffer!" ”

"See you tomorrow!"

"See you tomorrow!"

Li Long touched his forehead and said in a daze.

Looking up at the sky, the moon is so round today!

…………

The portal is activated, and Li Long returns to the Super Villa.

According to the life plan created for Li Long, the housekeeper He Beichuncai diligently massaged, changed clothes, bathed, provided supper, and even provided escort services.

Li Long decisively rejected the last item, and deeply doubted the purity of the housekeeping system itself.

"Master, He Bei Chuncai is a life service formulated according to the owner's habits and hobbies."

", labor and management still need to talk? Why don't you find me someone to sleep with? ”

Li Long said viciously, what a strange system this is!

"The sleeping service is an illegal operation, please be cautious."

When Li Long heard this, he became more and more depressed.

"Longji, do you want to let your senior sister sleep with you?"

At this moment, Xiao Zuomei appeared behind the sofa coldly, looking down at Li Long condescendingly.

Li Long glanced up and said with a smile: "Senior sister, I seem to have seen your double chin." ”

Syllable!

Sure enough, the mouth owe did not end well.

Li Long touched his forehead and said in his heart, it is really the best girlfriend.

"Huh? LONGi, do you actually have a girlfriend? ”

Xiao Zuomei just spied on Li Long's mind at random, but found a secret that was terrible.

It's just that for no reason, she suddenly felt a sense of loss in her heart.

"Yes, senior sister, for the sake of you being my senior sister, I'll let you see my girlfriend!"

Li Long said excitedly, not caring at all that Xiao Zuomei used his voyeurism on him.

After that, he flipped out the photo of his mobile phone and showed it to Xiao Zuomei.

"Longi, is this your girlfriend?"

Xiao Zuomei put on a stunned look.

"yes, beauty."

Li Long was stunned for a moment, what was the reaction.

Xiao Zuomei sighed deeply, shook her head and said, "What a flower, what a cabbage!" ”

He immediately got up and went back to his room.

After 3 seconds.

"Xiao Zuomei, what do you mean, who are cow dung and who are pigs!"

…………

The next day, Li Long came to school early in the morning, and wanted to ask Zhao Xinlu for breakfast, but he found that he came early, and he still had a beauty sleep.

In desperation, Li Long came to the sports field and planned to run and exercise, and by the way, reminisce about military training life.

"Yes two yes, yes two yes, yes two yes two ......"

After many years away from the university, the instructor's accent is still the same.

Li Long looked at the freshmen who were working the playground from the stands, and suddenly felt a sense of the vicissitudes of time.

"Phew, I'm just a young man, and I won't be old if I live for hundreds of years, how can I have such a decadent mentality!"

Li Long glanced at the sun in the sky, the corners of his mouth turned up, and his heart said, youth should be like flowers! Fly Lu

That's when it happened.

Here's a conversation.

Student A: "Eh, what do you think that uncle is stupid and happy there?" ”

Student B: "I really envy him, you can sit there and bask in the sun, we still have to work hard for military training, Cao!" ”

Student C: "God, let that uncle disappear quickly, I can see that my heart is blocked!" ”

Li Long: "??? ”

"Damn, who is the uncle, and you still want me to disappear, these muddy boys, if you have a chance, don't fall into the hands of labor and management, see how I clean you up!"

Li Long said indignantly with a clenched fist.

With nothing to do, Li Long began to cultivate.

The last time I got the ancient spiritual power contact lenses in the Liangchu Museum, there are a large number of Liangchu cultivation classics and many secrets, and Li Long often reads them.

Among them, there are many exercises that are suitable for the level.

"Rain Transformation, Earth Dragon, Diamond Melting ......"

Li Long swept them one by one, his face became worse and worse, this special feeling was like a spell specially made for agricultural production.

Come to think of it, Liangchu civilization is not necessarily better than it is now.

At that time, the environment of heaven and earth could be used for cultivation, so the spells were more to serve life, and there were these "simple" spells.

It can't be helped, it's some useful spells, just learn it.

So Li Long began to close his eyes and recuperate.

There are many tents around the sports field, and many seniors from school clubs will provide some mung bean soup and mineral water here to cheer for freshmen.

At this time, under the tent of a club called the "Self-improvement Association" in the southeast corner, several good-looking girls were bored looking at the camouflage uniforms flashing on the sports field, this job was actually very boring.

"Ziwei, don't call me out next time, none of the juniors here are good-looking, I don't even bother to serve them mung bean soup to drink."

Liu Piaopiao secretly played under the table and complained.

Chu Ziwei glanced at her and said, "You are embarrassed to say that when a student comes, you will stare at others, and the younger brothers and sisters dare not come closer." ”

Liu Piaopiao stuck out her tongue, quietly took out two bottles, and shook them in front of Chu Ziwei.

"Ziwei, do you know how much preparation I made for sitting today, see, a bottle of mustard, a bottle of white sugar, if the ugly man gets close, I will add mustard to him, the handsome guy is here, white sugar clothing, what am I working so hard for, not to get off the list!"

Chu Ziwei and the surrounding members were dumbfounded, what kind of Qingqi brain circuit is this Nima!

"Don't look at me like that, the opportunity is reserved for a prepared beautiful girl, Ziwei, Xiaoyue, look at how my makeup is today, isn't it particularly cute, alas, it's a pity that I didn't wear sunscreen, this ghost weather is hot......"

Liu Piaopiao chattered and complained.

"It's true, it's still so hot this morning, I'm definitely going to get dark."

"President, let's leave later, and find a few boys to replace us."

"That is, with your charm, absolutely all the calls!"

Several girls chattered and complained, which made Chu Ziwei feel upset.

"Okay, don't make any noise, joining the Self-Improvement Association is for you to play? This is also a necessary activity of the club, don't regret signing up! ”

Chu Ziwei said in a scolding voice, looking a little angry.

After being deceived by the scumbag Shangguan Lei, Chu Ziwei almost became a powder keg that was about to explode at any time, and everyone suddenly quieted down.

"Shangguan Lei is hateful, and that teacher named Li Long is not a good person!"

Chu Ziwei thought back to yesterday's incident, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became!

If that guy hadn't asked like this, would Shangguan Lei have scolded himself like that?

She was depressed in her heart, and unconsciously looked left and right to relax.

The next second, he saw a familiar figure in the stands.

"Hey, it's him?"

Chu Ziwei was shocked, wasn't the guy in the stands who closed his eyes and pondered Li Long?

"Why is he here?"

Chu Ziwei's eyebrows furrowed slightly, she was angry, but she just happened to see Li Long, isn't this a coincidence?

"You're out of luck!"

The corners of Chu Ziwei's mouth turned up, and a brilliant idea appeared in her heart.

"Piao Piao, you lend me the mustard."

Chu Ziwei whispered into Liu Piaopiao's ear and said.

"Ziwei, what are you going to do, this is my anti-harassment holy weapon, I can't give it to you!"

Liu Piaopiao said vigilantly.

"Less nonsense, I'm useful!"

Chu Ziwei pointed to the stands.

Liu Piaopiao looked over, and immediately squinted his eyes and recognized Li Long.

"Huh? Ziwei, aren't you, you actually want to fix Teacher Li, what a good person, why do you want to fix people, although they have just confessed successfully, you may be jealous, but after all, you are a handsome guy! ”

Liu Piaopiao turned into a girl and said in embarrassment.

Chu Ziwei raised several black lines on her forehead, flicked it lightly on Liu Piaopiao's head, and snorted angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, Piaopiao, which side are you on, if it weren't for that guy, would I be called a by Shangguan Lei in public?" If I don't fix him, I can't breathe this breath out of my heart! ”

She is very resolute in her heart.

"Hey, okay, okay, who made you my best friend, and you were hurt by love, so give it to you...... But don't be too ruthless, it's Mr. Zhao's boyfriend. ”

Liu Piaopiao looked at Chu Ziwei with a look of pity.

"Don't worry, I have my own sense of proportion."

Chu Ziwei made an OK gesture.