Chapter 185: Every Woman Is Beautiful
"You sent them there!" I asked.
"Ever heard of Mousse Cruises?" The kid asked.
"Nope!" I replied.
"It's okay, let me tell you, three days later, at six o'clock in the afternoon, at the ghost pier, there is a cruise ship, that is, the legendary mousse cruise ship, from the ghost pier, to the north of hell, those two women are on it, I will also go over when the time comes, if you want to save those two women, come to me at that time, dare?" The kid said.
"What the hell are you trying to do?" I asked.
"I don't want to do anything, I just want you to die!" The kid said.
"Okay, Lao Tzu promises you!" I said.
"Besides, you can't come alone, that fat man and that woman named Fang Min, you all have to come, I want none of you to run!" The kid said.
"It has nothing to do with them, I'm coming alone!" I said.
"That's not up to you!" The kid hung up the phone.
",!" I scolded angrily.
"Second brother, what's wrong?" When the fat man saw that I hung up the phone, he hurriedly asked me.
"Well, Wu Dan and Wang Xiaoou were captured by that little bastard, and they want us to take Fang Min to wait for him on some mousse cruise ship in three days, if they don't go, he will attack Wang Xiaoou and Wu Dan!" I briefly recounted to the fat man.
When the fat man heard this, he immediately became angry: "Damn, this little bastard is looking for death!" How dare you do this, damn the second brother, let's go to her in three days, when the fat man comes, I will directly chop him up and throw it into the sea to feed the fish, damn, I'm angry with the fat man, the second brother fucks him, fuck him! ”
"Fatty, don't be impulsive first, this matter is not that simple, since that kid dares to ask us over, he has already been prepared, and I don't want Fang Min to risk his life with us again." I looked at the fat man and said.
"Yes, second brother, I agree with what you say, but if Fang Min doesn't go, will that kid attack Wang Xiaoou and Wu Dan, and then we will be very passive!" The fat man looked at me and said.
"Yes! This is also the most difficult place for me, damn this little bastard, if Lao Tzu catches him this time, he must be gone! Damn it! I also scolded angrily.
"Second brother, don't make too much trouble, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge!" The fat man comforted me.
"Well, let's not talk about it for now, let's go back!" I said to the fat man.
Then I went downstairs with the fat man, got in the car, and went back to the Yin and Yang Council Pavilion again.
Just as we were on the road, I suddenly said to the fat man, "Fat man, do you say that the earth is round?" ”
"Yes! What's wrong? The fat man said.
"Then you say, let's drive in the opposite direction, can we go back?" I said to the fat man.
"It should be possible! Why don't you give it a try? The fat man said.
"Give it a try!" I nodded in agreement.
In fact, I do this just to distract myself, to make myself less uncomfortable, not so tired, I have encountered so many things recently, I really can't stand it!
Just after the fat man drove the car in the opposite direction for a while, the fat man suddenly braked and stopped the car.
"Fatty, what are you doing? Bumped into someone? I asked.
"No, second brother, look over there!" The fat man said, pointing across the road.
"Damn, come again!" I said.
That's right, across the road is the one I couldn't find in any way, so I can come back to the coffin shop.
"I'm grass, there really is such a place!" The fat man exclaimed.
"Let's go, go over and have a look!" I said to the fat man.
Then the fat man parked the car on the side of the road, and then I got out of the car with the fat man and walked into the coffin shop.
The door is not locked, it is hidden, I saw this and the fat man directly pushed the door and walked in, after entering, I saw that a half-aged woman, wearing pajamas, was lying on a recliner on all fours, knocking melon seeds, drinking beer.
That's called a dashing!
When the woman saw me and the fat man coming in, she slowly got up from the chaise longue, put the wine bottle on the ground, looked at me and the fat man and asked, "What are you two doing?" ”
"Whatever...... Look! The fat man spoke.
"Look at Nima! I haven't seen the coffin shop, get out! The woman spoke directly.
Seeing this, I immediately stopped the fat man and said, "No, no, we are here to find you!" ”
"Find me, what do you want me to do?" The woman looked at me and said.
"Well, we'd like to ask you for a favor!" I looked at the woman and said.
"Don't help, get out of the calf!" The woman refused outright.
"No, you refused without asking anything, you woman is too savage!" The fat man said directly.
"If you don't help, you don't help, my mother and you don't know each other, why should I help you!" The woman looked directly at the fat man and said.
"That, sister, we are friends of the Qingming Daoist!" I spoke.
"Who?" The woman asked, looking at me.
"Kunlun Mountain, Qingming Dao Chief!" I looked at the woman and said directly.
"Oh, that's it, then you said it earlier!" The woman said, slowly walking towards the rattan chair just now.
"That's right! Everyone is friends, and there are things to talk about slowly! When the fat man saw that the woman had not driven us out again, he stepped forward and continued.
"That, that kid in the back, help me close the door!" The woman said to me.
"Okay!" I didn't ask why, I just closed the door.
"You just said that you were Qingming's friend, are you sure?" The woman asked, looking back.
"That's for sure! Brother Qingming is our worship brother! Fat boasted.
"Oh, bye brother!" The woman repeated the fat man's words.
"That's not a big deal!" The fat man said proudly.
"Then go die!" As the woman spoke, she suddenly had a long knife in her hand and cut her heart at the fat man's head.
Seeing this, the fat man was directly stunned, standing in place and looking at the oncoming long knife, and I saw that I quickly moved towards him and pulled him back violently.
But the woman obviously didn't want to let us go like that, and slashed at us with a long knife.
Seeing this, I quickly condensed my true qi, drew my long sword, and resisted it.
"Block"
The swords collided, and the long knife in the woman's hand snapped.
"You, what kind of sword are you!" The woman asked, looking at the sword in my hand.
"Longsword!" I put my sword back into its scabbard and said.
"What a sword!" The woman sneered.
"Boss, I don't understand, my two brothers have no grievances with you, why did you kill directly!" I asked, looking at the proprietress of the house.
"Why, you go and ask that negative man, go and ask your brother who worships the son, ask him what he has done to me, is she worthy of me?" The proprietress looked at me and the fat man sadly and said.
"This ...... I understand! I said.
"You understand, what do you understand, do you understand how I spent the past three years? Do you understand how much my heart hurts? Do you understand how much I miss him? Do you understand how much I loved her back then? What do you understand? You say! What do you understand? You don't understand anything, you don't understand anything, I love him, I love him so much, I love him everything, I love his chic, I love his freedom, I love his soul, I love his body, but what about him, he treats me like a dress, like a toy, and after playing with it, he throws it aside, ridiculous! It's ridiculous, so I'm cruel to him, I'm cruel to everything, ruthless to his chic, ruthless to his freedom, ruthless to his body, ruthless to his soul. So I want him to die, I want everything for him to die! The proprietress said viciously.
At this time, as she spoke, she began to cry, crying very sadly and desperately, as if at this moment, Brother Qingming really died in front of his eyes.
That feeling of grief makes people tremble when they look at it!
"That, boss, don't cry, I didn't know that Brother Qingming had done this kind of thing before! I ......, "I really don't know what to say for a while."
"Is he still alive?" The lady looked up at me and asked.
"Alive!" I said.
"He's really alive, he's really lying to me!" The proprietress cried even more sadly.
"Is he still handsome?" The lady looked at me again after crying and asked.
"Pretty handsome!" I said.
"Damn, why is he still so handsome! Bastard! The lady began to cry again.
After crying, he looked at me and asked, "Then did he ever have another woman?" ”
"No, this one is really not!" I looked at the proprietress and said.
"Damn, he doesn't come to me without any other woman! Bastard," the woman said, crying again.
"No, boss lady, you may have misunderstood, my big brother Qingming, maybe because I love you deeply, so I don't dare to come to you!" I looked at the proprietress and said.
"Why do you say that?" The lady looked at me and asked with a smile on her face.
"You think! Why didn't he dare to come to you, it must be because he likes you! Men, you know, they are all shy, how shy my big brother Qingming is, you know, he just likes you so he doesn't dare to come to you, he's afraid of embarrassment, you know! I looked at the proprietress and said.
"Is that so?" The proprietress said suspiciously.
"That's not a big deal, that's definitely it! You don't have to doubt it! It must be, it must be, it must be! The fat man said with added vinegar.
"Then you won't come once in three years!" The proprietress said again.
"You don't understand that! This shows even more that Brother Qingming has you in his heart! Think about it, three years, that man can endure three years, why can he endure three years, think about why? I watched the lady talk nonsense again.
"Why?" The lady asked me.
"Why? Fatty, why do you say? "I threw the question to the fat man.
"Isn't that obvious? It must be for love! Oh my God, this is true love! The fat man babbled.
"Really?" The proprietress said embarrassedly.
"That's not really, look at your figure, like this, that man can give up you!" I began to praise the proprietress and said.
"That's there!" The proprietress said shyly.
"In a word, my big brother Qingming must still love you!" I said.
"Alright, now tell me what's going on!" The proprietress finally shifted the subject back.
"Well, I just wanted to ask you, where is that place in the Extreme Yin Land?" I asked, looking at the proprietress of the house.
When the proprietress heard my words, she raised her head and looked at me and said, "That place of extreme yin is very dangerous, and there are countless demons and ghosts in it, what are you going to do there?" ”
"The soul of one of my friends is trapped inside, no matter how dangerous it is, I have to go, even if I die, it doesn't matter!" I looked at the proprietress and said solemnly.
"That place of extreme yin is indeed easy to trap souls, but with your current ability, if you want to bring souls out of it, I'm afraid it won't work, even if Qingming goes by himself, you will end up - death!" The lady looked at me and said.
"I understand, but even if I die, I have to go, and dying in it can be regarded as an effort!" I looked at the proprietress and said.
"A good one who is fearless even if he dies, but I'm curious, what kind of friend's soul is trapped in it? How can you even risk your own life to take your soul? The landlady looked at me and asked curiously.
"A woman." I said.
"Sweetheart!" The proprietress asked.
"No, life-saver!" I replied.
"Okay, since you've figured it out for yourself, let's go! I can only wish you good luck too. As for where the extreme yin land is, it's no secret, it's in the mass grave on the southern slope, on the fourteenth of every month, at 11 o'clock at midnight, you go there and find the fourth grave bag, and go in from that grave bag! The lady looked at me and said.
After hearing the lady's words, I nodded and said, "Thank you!" ”
"Don't send it!" The proprietress directly ordered the eviction!
Seeing this, the fat man and I didn't say anything more, quietly retreated, got in the car and drove back directly towards the Yin and Yang Council Hall.
On the way, the fat man looked at me and complained: "I said second brother, that girl just now had too much temper, she scolded and beat people at every turn, no wonder Brother Qingming would abandon her, if I had such a woman, I couldn't stand it!" ”
"No, I can see that he shouldn't have been like this before, it should be because of Brother Qingming, that's why she became like this, all her irritability is a protective color she wears herself!" I looked at the fat man and said seriously.
"Really? How I didn't see it! The fat man said.
"What about you?" I looked at the fat man and said.
"Come on, you're pretending to be B!" The fat man and I laughed and cursed and continued to drive the car forward.
"Roll the calves!" I looked at the fat man and scolded.
"But speaking of the serious second brother, that woman just now really annoyed me, I can't like it! It's better not to exist this kind of woman! The fat man said with a look of disgust.