Chapter 172: The Buddha can't stop it
"Uncle! I want this thing, prepare 20 boxes for me! I looked at Xiuyun and his father said.
"Really? Lad! Xiuyun's father looked at me and said.
"Really!" I looked at Xiuyun and his father and said.
"Come on, boy, wait a minute, I'll call!" Xiuyun's father said and hurriedly walked to the side to make a call.
At this moment, Xiuyun walked over with a helpless face, handed me and the fat man a washed apple, and whispered to me and the fat man: "Fat brother, second brother, I'm sorry for you!" ”
"It's okay, no trouble!" I looked at Xiuyun and said.
"You don't know! My dad is now almost obsessed with the health supplements, and the baby is like some kind of panacea. Xiuyun looked at me and the fat man and said helplessly.
"Well, don't worry, I have a way!" I looked at Xiuyun and nodded.
Just as Xiuyun and the fat man were talking in a low voice, Xiuyun and his father walked in with a small white bottle in his hand.
After coming in, he handed me the bottle with a smile and said, "Young man, you want the big donkey blood pill is already on the way, and it will be delivered in a while, and I also asked the boss for a few bottles of strong pills for you!" ”
"What is this?" I looked at Xiuyun and his father and said.
"See for yourself, lad! It's a miracle drug! Xiuyun's father said exaggeratedly.
"Really? How godly! I said, and looked over to the vial.
At this glance, the good guy is really very godly, and I saw that the label said that it can not only invigorate blood circulation and eliminate blood stasis, but also effectively lower blood pressure, and even completely cure high blood pressure.
I'm rubbing, this is too!
Seeing this, I took the medicine and asked Xiuyun's father, "I said, uncle, who introduced you to this magic medicine?" ”
"Vegetable Void you know, young man, he recommended it to me, and he's been promoting this product all along. Although the price is a bit expensive, this is a 100% miracle drug! Xiuyun's father looked at me and said.
"Okay! The dishes are out of the void! I whispered to myself.
At this moment, Xiuyun's father's mobile phone suddenly rang, and when I saw this, I knew that the medicine should have been delivered, and then I glanced at the fat man, and we took advantage of the fact that Xiuyun's father answered the phone, and immediately walked towards the backyard.
After coming to the backyard, I first explained to the fat man, and Xiuyun tried to find a way to get rid of Xiuyun's father and the guy who came to deliver the medicine, and then I called Wang Xiaoou and asked Wang Xiaoou to contact the nearest public security bureau.
In the end, the Public Security Bureau went directly to the scene to subdue the gang of counterfeit drug dealers, recovered all the money of Xiuyun and his father, and also took the gang of deceived people to the scene to see the manufacturing process of those fake drugs.
Since Xiuyun's father saw that those fake medicines were made on a pig farm, he has never eaten any health supplements.
After the fake medicine incident came to an end, Xiuyun took me and the fat man to eat a hot pot to express gratitude.
And after fighting, the relationship between the fat man and Xiuyun became closer and closer, and the two even discussed marriage, which I don't envy.
But envy is envy, buddy, this one-handed Wang can only grieve alone.
During the period of the fat man's affection, buddies every day in addition to contacting the Tao, is to learn to draw talismans, this period of time has not happened anything else, my Taoism has finally risen a level, and also drew a stronger effect of restraining the evil ghosts and ghosts: Tianming exorcism talisman.
After learning to skillfully draw the Heavenly Inscription Exorcism Talisman, I stepped up my efforts to contact the Five Thunder Recipes and the Yin and Yang Bagua Array.
With the connection of the Five Five Thunder Formulas, I gradually mastered the second clan of the Five Five Thunder Formulas, the Five Elements Thunder.
The Five Elements Thunder is a higher than the Heavenly Thunder, and the Five Elements Thunder is an allusion to the thunder of the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth.
The five elements are connected with the five internal organs, and the five internal organs are the places where the five elements of the human body operate, which is called "the inner five elements, the small five elements".
With the operation and change of gold, wood, water, fire and earth as the force, and the self-true qi as the guide, so as to achieve the purpose of suppression, annihilation, drive, and curse.
And according to what my grandfather said, this exercise can only hit people three times in a lifetime, and most of them are ineffective, but there is no limit to the number of times it can be used to fight ghosts and destroy demons.
And the Five Elements Thunder Recipe is different from the Heavenly Thunder Recipe.
The mantra of the Five Elements of Thunder is: "Golden Thunder, from Mount Tai in the east, wood thunder, from Hengshan in the south, water mines, from Huashan in the west, fire thunder, from Hengshan in the north, earth mines, and Songshan thunder in the middle." Gold, wood, water, fire and earth, five thunders are fast. Haste as a law! Chi! ”
At this moment, while silently reciting the mantra, I drew the handprints of the five elements of thunder condensed with my hands.
Failed the first pass.
Failed the second pass.
Failed the third time.
………………
Fifty-sixth time, success!
It was only after I had finally succeeded once in my tireless practice that I secretly exhaled.
At this time, the sky outside was already unconsciously dark, and just as I was about to go out to buy some food, I heard a rapid knock on the door outside.
Before I could go over and open the door, someone outside pushed open the door and hurried in.
I took a closer look, and the person who came was a middle-aged man in a suit.
"Hello, may I ask you for the one!" I asked, looking at the middle-aged man.
"Who...... Who is Li Jiuyi? The middle-aged man said breathlessly.
"I am, who are you?" I asked, looking at the middle-aged man.
"I ...... I am the assistant principal of Yangqing No. 1 Middle School, my name is Wang Ming! The middle-aged man introduced himself.
"Oh, hello, do you have anything to do with me?" I asked, looking at the middle-aged man.
"It's not that I'm looking for you, it's Principal Zhao who is looking for you in a hurry, please come with me!" As Wang Ming spoke, he walked up to me, grabbed my arm and walked out.
Seeing that Wang Ming was sweating profusely and looking anxious, I didn't shirk too much, and followed him to Yangqing No. 1 Middle School.
But I guessed that this Yangqing No. 1 Middle School is a senior college, and the principal of this school suddenly came to me, which is definitely not a good thing.
Soon, Wang Ming drove me to Nayangqing No. 1 Middle School, and after getting out of the car, Wang Ming dragged me again, hurriedly rushed into the school, and arrived at the door of the principal's office, Wang Ming took a breath, and then knocked lightly on the door.
Soon, a middle-aged man's voice came from inside: "Come in!" ”
Hearing the voice, Wang Ming pushed open the door and walked in with me.
When I entered, I saw a middle-aged man with a big belly, leaning back in an office chair, looking at me with a smile.
"You are Li Jiuyi?" The fat-headed headmaster looked at me and asked
"That's right, I don't know what happened to Principal Zhao in such a hurry to find me?" I looked at Principal Zhao and asked.
After hearing my words, the principal did not answer me immediately, but waved his hand to Wang Ming, who was standing aside.
When Wang Ming saw it, he immediately walked out with a comprehension and closed the door with his hand.
After seeing the door closed, Principal Zhao stood up from the boss's chair, walked towards me with a smile, reached out to hold my hand, and took me to the sofa to sit down, and then said, "Brother Jiuyi, do you smoke!" ”
Principal Zhao suddenly said such a sentence without answering, I was really a little confused, so I looked at him and said, "I don't smoke, if Principal Zhao has something, just say it." ”
"Haha, Brother Jiuyi is refreshing, since this is me, I will say it directly!" Principal Zhao said, first lighting a cigarette for himself.
"Well, please!" I looked at Principal Zhao, who was slowly exhaling smoke, and said.
"I heard, Brother Li, you are a master of yin and yang?" Principal Zhao looked at me and asked.
"That's right!" I said without modesty.
When Principal Zhao heard my words, he took a deep puff of the cigarette in his hand, then slowly exhaled it, and finally looked at me and said, "Okay, the Jiuyi brothers really live up to their reputation, they are young and promising, young and promising!" ”
"Principal Zhao, don't say these kind words, just talk about things!!" I looked at Principal Zhao and said.
"Haha, okay, then I'll be blunt, our school recently killed someone, and it's haunted." When Principal Zhao said this, he directly extinguished the cigarette in his hand in the ashtray in front of him.
"Dead people? I've never heard of it! "I looked at Principal Zhao a little surprised.
When the principal heard my words, he laughed dryly and said, "I didn't announce it to the outside world, so I temporarily blocked the news for fear of causing panic in the society!" ”
Hearing the principal's explanation, I nodded my head to show that I understood, which is understandably a common strategy in schools.
"Then why did the girl commit suicide?" I asked, looking at the headmaster.
"I can't think of it myself!" The headmaster said lightly.
"What do you want to jump off a building?" I looked at the headmaster and asked.
"That's right, doesn't our school have a few guaranteed places? There is a girl named Yu Yu, her usual academic performance is not bad, but a few days ago, I don't know why, the escort exam was abnormal, and she didn't get the guaranteed place, so she couldn't think about it for a while, so she jumped off the building and committed suicide. The headmaster looked at me and explained.
"Really? Just because of this? "I was a little hard to believe.
"That's right! You talk about today's children, they can't bear the pressure at all, they kill themselves at every turn, they don't think about their parents at all, and even the image of the school is very affected by this suicide. The headmaster was a little angry when he said this.
"But what does this have to do with you looking for me?" I asked, looking at the headmaster.
"Brother Jiuyi, do you know that after her death, this Yu Yu became a ghost and has been wandering around the campus, and several classmates have been scared to the hospital by her. We really have no choice, so we asked someone to help inquire about your experts in this area, and this didn't find you Jiuyi. The headmaster looked at me and said.
"500,000, 500,000 I'll settle it for you!" I looked at the headmaster and said.
"How much?" When the headmaster heard what I said, he got up from the couch and looked at me.
Seeing him like this, I stretched lazily, stood up and said, "Forget it, farewell!" ”
"Brother Jiuyi, can you discuss?" The headmaster looked at me and said.
"Yes!" I spoke.
"That's right, Brother Jiuyi, let's discuss it!" The headmaster looked at me and said.
"Okay, I'll give you two choices, the first one is half a million, and the second one tells me the truth about that girl's suicide!" I asked, looking at the headmaster.
"Brother Jiuyi, what do you mean by that?" The headmaster looked at me and said.
"Don't you understand what I mean?" I looked at the headmaster and said.
"You're washing me?" The headmaster looked at me and said.
"Or else?" I looked at him and said.
"You ......" The headmaster looked at me, his whole body trembling with anger, and he couldn't speak.
And I did it because I knew very well that the principal was lying.
The first is that I don't believe that a student who usually scores well in exams will perform abnormally in the most important escort exam.
Second, I don't believe that a young girl would commit suicide by jumping off a building for a single escort.
So there must be something else hidden in this matter.
"Principal Zhao, I've already made it clear, you are also a smart person, if you want me to help, you can, either give me 500,000 to buy me to shut up, or tell me the truth!" I looked at the headmaster and said.
"Li Jiuyi, you will regret doing this!" The headmaster looked at me and said.
"Really? I've never regretted it, but I wanted to try what it's like to regret it!! I looked at the headmaster and said.
"Li Jiuyi, do you really think I can't do without you?" The headmaster looked at me and said.
"I've never thought so!" I looked at the headmaster and said.
"Li Jiuyi, do you know that in this Yangqing City, I can easily kill you!" The headmaster's fat face twitched, looked at me and said coldly.
"Then let the horses come! I, Li Jiuyi, will accompany me to the end! I looked at the headmaster and said coldly.
"Okay, Li Jiuyi, you have a kind, let's ride a donkey and read the record book, we'll see!" The headmaster looked at me and said in an airy voice.
"Waiting for you!" With that, I turned and walked outside.
"Li Jiuyi, you remember tonight, this will be the most regrettable decision you have ever made in your life!" The headmaster's voice came from behind me.
And I, after hearing the principal's voice, stopped, stood at the door with my back to the principal, and said, "Principal Zhao, you also remember tonight, remember that I, Li Jiuyi, am a yin-yang contractor, and my duty is to maintain the righteous path. Now that I know about it, I'm sure I'm going to intervene, and I'll tell you that I'm going to find out the truth about that girl's suicide. If she really committed suicide because of her abnormal performance, I will reincarnate her and not let you spend a penny. But if there is something hidden, I will also catch the fox behind the scenes and skin it! I Li Jiuyi put this sentence here, and if the Buddha comes, he will not fall! ”
"Hahaha, young man, you are too arrogant, you must know that this world is not what you imagined, I advise you, obedient!" The headmaster looked at me and said.