20

Because the goblins have become humans, I have to put aside my work outside.

After all, the world is big, and the task of sending each other home is even greater.

Although I don't know the way to send it back, I know a little bit of gossip between goblins.

When I got up in the morning, while the goblin was asleep, I wrapped myself in a quilt and went out to set up a stall.

According to the code code with the group of hundred-year-old guys, our rule here is "one hexagram and three pennies".

If the money is given, then the other party is a demon if it is not far from ten.

I found a densely populated place with good circulation, pinched the dots, spread out the hexagram, and sat down on the side of the road.

Wait for the demon.

This is an old method from ancient times to the present, and the probability of encountering a demon is probably at the same level as asking for directions by throwing stones.

I thought about it and sat at the stall until the afternoon, and when I couldn't find it, I went back to my house.

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If it weren't for the fact that my face was pulled out by some juniors in my family who didn't know the height of the sky in the early years, I wouldn't have lived such a hard life.

But the essence seems to be my problem.

It's a pity that I've been sitting in vain all day now, and I'm still wearing big pants and watching the crowd coming and going on the street.

That little bit of luck didn't come to me.

Not at all.

I folded the hexagram and stuffed it into a garbage bag that I picked up at the vegetable market, intending to collect it and go home.

A pair of shiny leather shoes landed in front of me—men in dark blue clothes blocking my path. I slept in a daze, and looked up at him.

"What, do you want to tell a hexagram? Sanwen ........"

"I'm a police officer, please come with me."

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He pulled out a police office ID from his pocket and slapped it on my face.

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21

Throwing stones to ask for directions is not done.

I actively participated in a day trip to the police station's office.

Who would have thought that the ridge under my ass would be an experimental point for urban beautification, fighting cults, and promoting scientific positive energy.

I was pressed into a police car, listened to the siren all the way, and finally stopped in front of the shrunken door with a huge red banner that read, "Green construction of urban health, starting from rejection of unhealthy trends."

........

It's really unlucky.

Several policemen came out of the gate, and the doorman looked at me with his neck tilted.

It's also fortunate that I just wore big pants today and didn't make it into a set of gods and ghosts, otherwise it would have been more difficult to explain to the other party.

The little brother who led me into the police station was full of smiles, looking at my expression a little ridiculous, and gave me the core values of science science while walking.

Hiss..........

But I'm really a Taoist.

Will the Taoist priests who grew up under the red spirit of socialism also be eradicated?

Is it too harsh?

I didn't dare to speak up, so I chose to be silent, and my little brother gave me science by himself.

What kind of cult harms a family, feudal superstition is not credible, and most things are not allowed to become fine after the founding of the country. I suffocated the fact that I had a goblin in my stomach and remained silent.

He reassured me that I didn't need to be too nervous, just come over to take a picture and write a review.

I told him I wasn't nervous, I just wanted to go home and I was afraid that the goblins would run away.

"The management was strict a year ago, and there has been nothing recently, so we will go through a normal process to rush the performance."

????

"Hey, the young man is so handsome, don't do this in the future, listen to my brother, it's not a long-term solution-"

...... One thing to say, the little brother is a good person.

But I'm really not a liar.

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22It took me a long time to get out of the police station.

After all, it is very difficult to find 50 friends who like the one I sent out, "strive to be a civilized citizen of the city, and crack down on behaviors that promote unhealthy tendencies".

still has to face, except for his parents, almost all his classmates from kindergarten to college have been pulled, and there are even a few salary payers.

After the message was sent, it was unexpectedly blocked. I told the little brother with a sense of justice that I have no friends, believe it or not.

Does Thakswell???

He believed in. He pressed me there, wrote an 800-word review, took a group photo and made me compare to an eggplant.

After holding my mobile phone and sending it to Moments, he waved it and asked me, "You Taoist priests still use mobile phones to talk?" ”

？

In the 21st century, is it strange that Taoist priests can play with mobile phones? Don't you know that before the reform and opening up, we were proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and after the reform and opening up, we still started our own business and took the stage to say rap? I don't want to pay attention to him.

Later, it got dark, and the number of likes in the circle of friends was still at 24, and the comment area below was all hahaha.

The little brother took the lunch box and asked me if I would eat.

Oh, I don't want to eat this food.

"Okay, then you are hungry first, this box of lunch is not enough, so I will be polite."

???？

It wasn't until midnight that he let me go home. I didn't send the goblins home today, damn it.

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23

I opened the door, and the goblin was still lying on the bed. His demonic power has been unstable lately, and he is often drowsy, and his ears and tails pop out along the human form.

I didn't have the money to buy him clothes, so he was wearing my big shirt with his tail stuck there, and the shirt was folded over the root of his tail......

It is natural to expose two white flower steamed buns.

Steamed buns?

I must be hungry and stupid.

He heard the door open, his ears moved, and he turned his face to look at me weakly.

I patted the dust off my body and walked over to the bed to help him pinch the corners of the quilt.

"How's it going? Are you feeling better? ”

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The fairy couldn't open his eyes, and tried to open them to look at me, but he replied, and his voice was as small as that of the mosquito, and it took me a lot of effort to understand. He asked me why I came back so late. ......Tsk, that's hard to say.

I lied to him that I was making money to support my family.

As soon as I finished answering him, I found that he was clutching my dirty coat and falling asleep, and I wanted to take a shower, but I couldn't pull it off because the corners of my clothes were pulled, so I had to take off my coat. When I came out of the shower, I lay down and put on those two noodles....... No, that goblin has become a white ball again because the supply of demonic power has been unable to supply for a long time.

I breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly went to make myself a bowl of noodles to eat.

Fear of starvation.

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