Chapter Eighty-Seven: Peach Blossoms with Human Faces
"Who are you sacred, and what are you doing with my Axe Gang?"
Supreme Treasure came to the center of the village, and the words were said to Tang Feng and the others, but his eyes drifted there without knowing it.
His vision was blurred, and the figure in front of him was longing, and he couldn't tell who was with whom.
"This is their helper?"
Sun No. 2 thought it was funny: "It's still a cross-eyed, any little minion is more majestic than him." ”
"Don't underestimate him."
Sun Yiyi shook his head and muttered in a low voice, "Why do I feel ...... Like, as if, something wasn't quite right. ”
Sun No. 2 was a little rough and heartless, didn't think much about it, and didn't perceive it carefully, but Sun No. 1 was much more fine.
At this moment, Sun Yiyi looked the Supreme Treasure up and down, and felt a little strange, as if it was ......
Tang Feng was amused: No, there are three monkeys.
The Supreme Treasure is also the reincarnation of a monkey, but now his nature is not obvious, and even the Bodhi Ancestor's demon mirror cannot be recognized, so Sun Yiyi's perception of his same root and origin will be so vague.
Moreover, Tang Feng estimated that the Supreme Treasure of this realm should be the strongest of the many clones of the Monkey King, which can be understood as a very important clone.
If he is fully awakened, I am afraid that he will not be much worse than Yang Jian, who has three heads and six arms and holds many magic weapons.
"Supreme Treasure, you have been hit by the Seven Wounds Punch, and the injuries have already flareed up."
Tang Feng directly singled out: "Now it's a cross-eyed blurred vision, and the next step is that the voice will be out of control, and the voice will be out of control, and then the legs will be paralyzed, and it will be difficult to stand upright, until the internal organs ulcerate and die." ”
"Don't scare me, I know my situation!"
Supreme Treasure's expression changed, and he panicked, but he was unwilling to weaken his momentum in front of many subordinates, so he could only hold on in a loud voice: "I'm not cross-eyed, but to focus on one point and change my previous views on things, is this the sublimation of the realm?" ”
"Good!"
Tang Feng smiled and nodded, took out a small porcelain bottle and gestured at it: "Let your dead duck have a hard mouth, I originally planned to give you a healing elixir, and the treatment of only seven wounds is enough to achieve immediate results." Realm sublimation? Okay, it's also saved. ”
"Healing elixir? Are you bluffing me? ”
Of course, the Supreme Treasure will not be gullible, pinching his waist and humming: "You and I have never been in life, and we have no friendship, would you be so kind?" ”
"It's true that I don't have a relationship, but it's ...... for you"
Tang Feng replied slowly: "I really know a lot, and it's not an exaggeration to say that I've been looking up for a long time." ”
This is half sincere, after all, I grew up watching Xingye's movies, and I do have a certain feeling for his face and the classic characters he has created.
No, it should be feelings.
Although he knew that this was a real world, and the Supreme Treasure in front of him had no relationship with Xing Ye, he also had a certain good impression of it.
I don't know how many times I've watched the movie, and there is no need to continue watching his jokes, so well, a lowest-grade elixir in the prison cultivation realm, used to treat the injuries of the worldly martial arts, can definitely be cured.
"And this kind of good thing?"
The Supreme Treasure still didn't believe it, and pouted: "I only know that nothing to do is to be a traitor or a thief, let's say, what are your plans?" ”
"If you don't believe it, forget it."
Tang Feng smiled and put away the medicine bottle, this kind of thing can't be done in turn, besides, according to the original plot, he can heal the injuries of the Seven Wounds Fist after being beaten and ravaged a few times.
This extreme way of attacking poison with poison has a success rate of less than one percent, and he has succeeded, but it just shows that this person is not beaten.
The second master whispered in the ear of the Supreme Treasure: "Helper, I think you can try." ”
"What do you mean?"
Supreme Treasure glared: "You wish I died sooner, so that I could ascend to the position of gang leader earlier, right?" ”
"Look at what you say."
The second master made a righteous and awe-inspiring look, but unfortunately the other party's eyes were not good, and he couldn't see it at all: "Helper, your injury, if it's ugly, it's going to be over anyway...... That's what it's like this, what's there to be afraid of, what can people want from you? ”
The Supreme Treasure slapped it, but only pumped air, which means that the ability to hear and distinguish the position is also rapidly lost, which makes him more aware of how bad his condition is, and if he thinks about it carefully, it is indeed the same truth: he is about to burp when he sees it, and he is afraid of being poisoned by someone's fake medicine?
So, he turned around, faced the blind man and asked Tang Feng: "You said that you know me very well, what evidence do you have?" ”
"The soles of your feet are covered in hair."
Tang Feng smiled at the corner of his mouth: "But except for the hair and the soles of the feet, there is not a single hair in the other place." ”
"Oh?"
The minions of the Axe Gang questioned: Is there no hair there? Bald?
Only the blind man sighed, turned his head to look at Tang Feng and asked, "No, you also peeked at him taking a bath?" ”
Like-minded?
The blind man is a super voyeur who peeked at all the members of the Axe Gang taking a bath.
Sou!
Tang Feng was too lazy to be verbose, threw the medicine bottle to the second master, and finally said: "Of course I won't save you in vain, just promise me a condition in the future, rest assured, it is not a harsh condition that will kill you." ”
As soon as he turned his head, he didn't bother with them anymore, and he expected that the Supreme Treasure would definitely agree.
The second master was quite loyal, and immediately stuffed the medicine bottle into the hand of the Supreme Treasure, and whispered: "Helper, try it quickly, how bad can it be?" This person is very evil and powerful, I don't think there is any need to play those intrigues with us. ”
The implication is that people can twist us to death with their fingers, so why bother to engage in those twists and turns.
"Okay, just try it, what's so scary."
The Supreme Treasure shook his hand and pretended to be chic: "If it really works, I will promise you a condition in the future, I will be the master of the Axe Gang, and I will always do it." ”
But in fact, this guy has no credibility at all, and when it is time to repent, there will definitely be no hesitation.
It's just that Tang Feng doesn't care if he will regret it, and he verbally agrees, and he can't run away from this matter.
A group of thieves rushed into the room of the Supreme Treasure, all wanting to verify with their own eyes whether the healing elixir had miraculous effects, or whether the helper would hang up directly after taking the medicine, and the Axe Gang would be disbanded......
Anyway, they all disappeared, completely giving up the center of the village to Tang Feng and the others.
"How do you know he's got hair on the soles of his feet?"
Chun Thirty Niang came to Tang Feng's side, pretending to be light-hearted, but in fact, she was nervous in her heart: "Are you very interested in the soles of other people's feet?" ”
A few days ago, she learned from the Bodhi Ancestor that before the reincarnation of Sun Wukong was awakened, it could only be identified by the three moles on the soles of her feet.
This time, she came to Gogaku Mountain to find the person with three moles on the soles of her feet.
Tang Feng mentioned the soles of someone's feet just now, which naturally made her extremely sensitive and suspicious.
"I have clairvoyance."
Tang Feng replied half-truthfully: "I can still see that you have a peach blossom tattooed on your left shoulder, well, very beautiful, very enchanting, and very stylish." ”
What the?
Chun Thirty Niang was stunned, and subconsciously covered her chest: What do you mean, you have seen me all?
Although she is a black-hearted peerless demon girl, Chun Thirty Niang is still quite conservative in that kind of thing, and the so-called ** slut is a kind of notoriety made up by some people or maliciously slandered.
"Don't be angry, I'm just being honest and don't like to hide it."
Tang Feng lifted his collar and exposed his right shoulder, where a beautiful woman's head was tattooed, and it looked a little similar to Chun Thirty Niang.
"Peach blossoms with human faces, what a good meaning, a perfect match!"
The avatar tattoo is of course fake, but it can also be said to be real, as long as Tang Feng is willing, let it disappear and disappear, so that it can exist forever.