Chapter 321: I'll Be a Bad Guy
Helenman, who had been out all night last night, came back after lunch.
When he returned to the Heart Cultivation Palace, he saw Lin Qianxun sitting on the bed, holding a plate in one hand.
Holding a red strawberry in his hand and eating happily, while next to him is a peony, and he also helps to turn the book.
The two of them cooperate very tacitly.
"I'm back." Lin Qianxun asked without raising his head.
Peony was very eye-catching, put the comic book aside, and disappeared in an instant.
"Naturally, you're coming back, how did you sleep last night?" Helian Man smiled, quickly came to the bedside, and glanced down at the contents of Lin Qianxun's plate.
Reach for it.
"Don't move, your hands are dirty and your hands smell good." Just when Helianman's hand was about to touch the strawberry, he was hit the back of his hand by Lin Qianxun.
"When I came back, I took a shower, and I didn't smell anything else, and I washed my hands with snow before I went in." Helian Man glanced at Lin Qianxun with some grievances, and when he was about to stretch out his hand, he was frightened by Lin Qianxun's knife and retracted it.
"Isn't it just a New Year's Day, as soon as you went out last night, it was like a girl, I taught you a little tighter on weekdays, or do you think I control you too much.
I'll come back in the middle of the night, who knows if I've been waiting for you for a day and a night, and I haven't seen a child in my belly.
The next time you dare not return at night, see that I do not break your legs, cut off your economy, cut off your money, and cut off your food. Lin Qianxun didn't forget to glance at him as he spoke, but the strawberry in his hand was still sent into Helenman's mouth.
"Don't be angry, lady, I haven't met my sixth brother for a long time, and I finally caught him at home and naturally wanted to have a drink, who knew that I forgot the time while drinking.
Is the baby in the belly okay? It's okay if you beat me, as long as you dissipate your anger. Helenman ate strawberries in two bites and thought it tasted good.
snatched another one from Lin Qianxun's hand.
"Of course the child in the belly is fine, it's only been a few months, by the way, I also want to go out of the palace for a turn, I want to go to see the greenhouse planting in the Yuci Institute, as well as the chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep they raise, after Sister Yue returned to Guanshan, she always felt empty.
Where has Zhao Yan returned recently? I didn't see him coming, did you let people block out of the palace gate?
You don't know, I've been inspired lately and want him to sell the comic book quickly, so I'll give him a new one.
In order to be jealous, you actually blocked such a big deal from the door, I think you will do if you are short of money next year? Lin Qianxun said, stuffing all the strawberries on the plate into Helenman's arms at once, pulling his sleeve and wiping his mouth, and then turned his back to ignore him.
"I haven't stopped him from entering the palace these days, I heard that he has been preparing for family affairs in the past two days.
I don't know exactly what it is, so I should summon him into the palace and ask. Helenman sat on the edge of the bed and ate strawberries slowly, thinking that this thing was so delicious, and while eating, he was talking, and unconsciously a plate was swallowed.
"No wonder, I said, why haven't I seen him all these days? That was also forced to marry by his family, and a few days ago he complained that this door was not right.
I was wrong, I was forced to get married, I heard that Qingmei is not what I like, but according to his hanging appearance, that girl I think can calm him.
However, the two happy enemies will definitely fight when they first get married, Zhao Yangui will feel that her parents don't listen to her opinions, and she reluctantly marries her own Qingmei.
As for this girl, she happily married into his family, and when she saw Zhao Yangui putting a stinky face on her, she was naturally unhappy.
In addition, they are all young boys and girls, and they are not in harmony with each other, and the quarrel is a trivial matter, and they may even do it.
After a long time, you will become dissatisfied, and in the end, it will develop to the point of reconciliation.
When the two of them really reached that step, Zhao Yangui suddenly felt that this Qingmei was very good, and when she wanted to redeem it, the girl had already made up her mind, and her heart was going to leave him.
At that time, there will be a drama of a man chasing a woman, which is a harmonious and beautiful ending. Lin Qianxun lay on the bed and said matter-of-factly.
"You've read a lot of words, and you've written such a wonderful scene in just a few words, or you can write some words, put them in the teahouse, and let the storyteller talk about it, maybe you can earn some money." Helenman couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this.
"You old hat, there is a generation gap of thousands of years between the two of us, you haven't heard that art comes from life and is higher than life, this is the inspiration from the people, and then sublimated and polished, except for the things that the boudoir women and scholars like to read now.
Your miracle is really good, I have a lot of words in my hand, I can take it to Baoyue Tower and let them shoot the opera, and then I will count the money every day until my hand cramps, and I will sleep until I wake up naturally
I have to offer me to the Buddha in general, I am your cash cow, the kind of cash cow that makes a loud noise when you shake it, not the kind of cash cow that you can't get in your dreams. Lin Qianxun shook his head proudly and said proudly, and Helian Man's throat moved slightly when he saw this.
Lin Qianxun took off his shoes when he was boasting, and then hugged her from behind.
"It's sunny and dayless, don't think about those unhealthy things" Lin Qianxun felt the scorching breath, and his body stiffened for a while.
"I haven't seen you all night, you must miss me very much" Helian Man naturally didn't care whether Lin Qianxun wanted it or not, anyway, looking at her small appearance, he couldn't control it.
"Watch out for the kids." Lin Qianxun hurriedly reminded.
Later, the sound was completely muffled by Helenman.
By the time the two of them were finished, it had been half an hour later.
Lin Qianxun gave him a back completely.
"Your mind is full of these messy things this day, and I see you like this, you just talked about it last night, otherwise you wouldn't have the energy to toss.
From tomorrow onwards, you don't have to take a break, you can criticize your performance and plan your next year's affairs.
Don't cramm, come to me once you encounter something" Lin Qianxun was very disgusted, covered his body with a quilt, and reminded him without looking back.
"Qianqian, those big cities have to rest for a few days, I am your father-in-law, do you want to exhaust me?? When Helenman heard this, he felt like he had been struck by lightning, and his whole body froze.
"I think you're very energetic, it turns out that you have so much energy and have nowhere to vent to criticize the chapter, by the way, accompany me to the Yuci Yuan tomorrow for a spin, I see that no one does the work in the courtyard, you can experience life with your hands.
See if the people are suffering? The strawberry you ate today was also brought from the Yuji Yuan.
We'll search again tomorrow for any cherries or whatever.
I thought that these things were rare in Dayu, and we could also plant a batch in our greenhouse at that time
It's okay to take it out and sell it or eat it yourself. Lin Qianxun said and turned over and faced Helianman.
"You are a careful budgeter, and you live a frugal life, and others think that our Dayu treasury is empty, and the palace has reduced its use," Helianman said half-jokingly.
"You mention asking for your own face at this time, so how can you feel that you have lost face when you spend my money? And everyone says that you eat soft rice, why don't you care at all? Lin Qianxun reached out and rubbed Helian Man's face. , then said with a smile.
"This is not the same as eating his wife's soft rice, isn't it considered eating soft rice, and besides, many men, when they are poor, don't they all sell their wives' dowries to live? What is there to be ashamed of? What Helian Man said was reasonable, and Lin Qianxun rolled his eyes for no reason when he heard it.
"You don't feel ashamed, according to what I said, you can save money.
Don't spend some unnecessary money, save a lot of money when the time comes, and you don't need to look at other people's faces, just wave your hand and dial it out" Lin Qianxun felt that this reason was the most fulfilling, otherwise with Helianman's stinky virtue, he would come back with a straight face and sulk a few times, and it was not himself who was in a hurry.
"Listen to you, when the time comes, let the farm be planted, and the hardness in our palace will be saved.
But be prepared for the fact that those who are purchased by the Ministry of Internal Affairs will resent you because they don't have any oil or water to fish," Helenman smiled and put the quilt on it.
"What's so terrible about this, what kind of food and clothing they eat and wear is not ours, and there are complaints, it really can't be done, they will all be driven out of the palace in the future and replaced with mine." Lin Qianxun sneered, some oil and water can be eaten, but some oil and water cannot be swallowed.
"I knew you would say so, then do as you say, if some people are not convinced, you are in charge of the harem anyway, you have the final say" Helian Man is very happy, anyway, Lin Qianxun is in charge of the house, and the secret guards around her are not easy to mess with.
Those minions in the Ministry of Internal Affairs have made too much money for oil, and he just took this opportunity to destroy them all.
"I know that you didn't have any good ideas, I did something embarrassing, and I was infamous for me, so you were happy." Lin Qianxun then understood why Helian Man agreed so happily, it turned out that he wanted to borrow his own hand to pull out all those moths.
"You understand, you don't know how much oil and water the eunuchs called the Internal Affairs Office have hidden in their hands, and because they are old people, I can't do it, what about you, it has only been more than half a year since you came to the palace, and you have taken over the management of internal strength.
It is said that the new officials have three fires when they take office, and if you do it, they have no complaints to say
If I make a move, it wouldn't be good if some relationships were stiffened. Helian Man flattered, took Lin Qianxun's hand, and said word by word.
"Forget it, I'll do this bad guy." Lin Qianxun thought about it, and it was only like this.