Chapter 146: Two Little Old Men
Ah Lang hurriedly said a lot of good words, and kept swearing and swearing, saying that he would never treat the two turtle brothers like this in the future.
The Black Shell Turtle said slowly: "It is said that the demon race is composed of cultivators, all kinds of living and non-living things. In the middle of cultivation, the monk's Dao heart is unstable, because he has obsessions and does not regret it, he has conjured up, rebels in the divine realm, outcasts of demons and monsters, or disobedient to discipline, forming a new race, without any good thoughts, full of violence and cruelty, like to invade and plunder useful resources, love bloody things, and have extremely evil power!"
"Brother Hei, do you know the leader of the demon or the place where he lives!" Ah Lang said with a smile.
The green-haired turtle glared at Ah Lang and said, "What do you kid want to do? If you still want to raid other people's lair, you can pull it down! Don't say that you don't have that ability now, even if you have that ability, you can't do it! Hundreds of millions of years later, gods, people, ghosts, demons, monsters, and demons originally lived and survived together, but after the "Jedi reached the sky", the power of the four clans of ghosts, demons, monsters, and demons was greatly weakened! The demons are even more hidden and disappeared, and there is hardly any information about the demons, and after a long time, they are gradually forgotten by people in the long river of history. These days, I don't know what the reason is, the demon appeared in the Hanjing Dynasty, the "city that never sleeps". ”
"I don't have that much ambition and ambition in the next place, that is, I am curious for a while, just ask! The two turtle brothers should not misunderstand me, so as not to hurt our friendship!haha......" Ah Lang smiled at the black-shelled turtle and the green-haired turtle.
"Boy, you and we have a friendship with a hammer, and you kicked us both over just now, and this will ask us for something, and the friendship will pop out!" the black-shelled turtle scolded.
"That's it, that's it! This kid is not a thing! The thief is good-sounding, fooling people, a top two, a girl is a thing that can only sell mouths!"
"Two turtle brothers, haven't you apologized just now, why do you two bring up the old things again and turn over the old accounts!" After Ah Lang finished speaking, he gave the two turtle brothers again, and said good words again and again, and the two turtles gradually calmed down the depression in the turtle's chest.
"Brother Turtle, look at what would happen if those demons came back after tonight!" Ah Lang bowed down and laughed at the black-shelled turtle and the green-haired turtle.
"Boy, don't worry, there is a turtle master covering you, don't be afraid, don't panic!" said the black-shelled turtle with an arrogant and domineering look.
"Boy, what your black brother said is very true, you just put your heart in your stomach, steady, you should eat, you should sleep, you should squirt, don't you still have your green master!"
After Ah Lang heard this, he hurriedly thanked him again and again.
There was no word all night, and after the two turtle masters in the "City That Never Sleeps" got rid of the monster, a few days of stability passed, and the people in the government also put their minds at ease. Who would have thought that three days later, three bloody cases occurred in a row in the "city that never sleeps", which were located in different locations in the city, and the government was suddenly shocked, this was obviously not done by one person, and a large number of officers and soldiers were hurriedly dispatched to guard the various street intersections in the city, and a large number of monks were hired.
The monsters that came this time seemed to be very powerful, not only killed and injured many officers and soldiers, but also some monks were directly plundered. The next day, the skeleton monk, dressed in clothes, collapsed in the wasteland on the outskirts of the "city that never sleeps". Some panicked people fled from the city that never sleeps, and some even moved their families. The government saw such a scene and knew
Unable to hide it any longer, he hurriedly sent personnel to report to the court for help.
Since Ah Lang rescued her that night, Sanniang has frequently shown favor to Ah Lang, three meals a day are all-inclusive, tea and snacks are always sent to the hospital, the meals are not the same, and the wine is also drunk with Ah Lang every night.
"Ah Lang, the third sister is optimistic about you, I will be alone with you in this life, you have to treat others well!" Sanniang said with a little drunken eyes.
Ah Lang grinned when he heard this, and nodded helplessly.
"Ah Lang, if you have 100 points, the third sister can only give you 85 points now, because ......!" Sanniang said before she finished speaking, and poured another glass of wine into her mouth.
Then he looked at Ah Lang with a charming look in his eyes, and said softly: "Because of the remaining fifteen centimeters, we have to study deeply and find out the root cause before we can know, do you say yes!"
After Ah Lang heard this, he bared his teeth, hurriedly raised his glass, and drank it all.
"Ah Lang, Sanniang thinks she likes you, probably because she is happy at first sight, don't miss it, and she is still stunned for a long time. The third sister just wants to hold your hand for the rest of her life, from the dawn of the day to the twilight. People have such a long life, the third sister needs to be with you, talk nonsense, get together for dinner, and live the rest of her life, and that person can only be you! In this world, there is no one who must love, and there is no thing that must be done. Unless, that person is you, that thing is that I love you!" Sanniang looked at Ah Lang and muttered.
Ah Lang only lowered his head and drank, and didn't dare to say a word, let alone look at Sanniang's fiery eyes.
"Ah Lang! You are my sky, sunny and rainy; You are my scenery, mountains and rivers depend on each other; you are my dream, there is you in my dream; you are my driving force, let me forge ahead; the third sister loves you, eternal and unchanged! Sanniang is willing to give everything to you, the wet hair tips to you, the murmuring of the late night, the clumsy love words to you, the stars under the eyes to you, the blood rushing to you, the desperate to you, the cold wind to you, the scorching heat to you, the morning and sunset, with a stirring heartbeat, all the rest of your life is given to you. Give it all to ......" Before Sanniang finished speaking, she fell drunk on the table and fell into a deep sleep.
"Vomit...... Vomit...... Alas, I'll go! Where did this girl get so many fleshy sentences, the turtle master was about to vomit out the bitter guts!" The green-haired turtle was under the table, retching again and again.
"Boy, this woman is infatuated with you! grasp it well, that's what I just said, it's ...... Oops! The goosebumps on the turtle's body have fallen to the ground!" the black-shelled turtle trembled.
Ah Lang shook his head with a wry smile, gently picked up Sanniang, came to the inner bedroom, put it on the bed, lightly covered her with the quilt, walked out, continued to sit at the table, and poured himself a drink.
The black-shelled turtle and the green-haired turtle, the turtle body moved, and then appeared on the table, Ah Lang put two wine glasses in front of the two turtle masters, filled them one by one, and one person and two turtles continued to talk about life and turtle life, looking forward to a better future.
"Boy, you should be content, such a woman who is obsessed with you, the blessing of eight lifetimes of cultivation!" The green-haired turtle, as soon as he poked his head, the wine glass was empty, and then he used his front paws to fill another glass.
"Boy, as the saying goes: a man chases a woman, and a woman chases a man, and a woman chases a man, a layer of veil! You kid still hesitates! You can't just pierce that layer of window paper!" The black-shelled turtle also persuaded Ah Lang.
"Brother Hei's words are bad, Mao's window paper, our brother will drive straight in, conquer the city, it is advisable to chase the poor Kou with the remaining Yong! haha......" After the green turtle finished speaking, he covered his turtle belly and laughed again and again.
After hearing this, the black-shelled turtle was stunned
, and then the little head connected the dots, laughing wildly.
Ah Lang shook his head and sighed, without saying a word.
"Boy, you seem to be very unhappy, if you have something on your mind, tell the turtle master to hear it!"
"Boy, hurry up, let's talk about it, Brother Turtle has an idea for you!" shouted the green-haired turtle as well.
"What is the ultimate dream of the two turtle brothers?" Ah Lang looked at the black shell turtle and the green haired turtle in response.
The black-shelled turtle and the green-haired turtle listened to what Ah Lang said, and at the same time were stunned, and then lowered their heads and pondered.
After a long time, the black shell turtle raised his head and said in a deep voice: "We have been practicing for 10,000 years, and we have not been able to transform into a human form and have made a breakthrough. ”
The green-haired turtle said, "If we can't transform into human form as soon as possible, the limit will be approaching." This is our current dream, if we can't do what we are doing now, everything in the future will be illusory and in vain!"
After listening to the words of the black-shelled turtle and the green-haired turtle, Ah Lang was stunned for a moment, pondered for a while, took out the small jade bottle containing the essence of the heavenly marrow from his arms, poured three drops into the wine glass in front of the two turtles, and then poured it full of wine, and motioned for them to drink it with his eyes.
"Boy, what did you pour into the wine you poured for the turtle master?" the black-shelled turtle looked at Ah Lang and said suspiciously.
"God-given magic medicine, after drinking it, you can lay turtle eggs!" Ah Lang said with a smile.
"Grass! Your uncle, he started to talk about you again, even if he really drank the eggs, the turtle master is not afraid!" After the green turtle finished speaking, he picked up the wine glass and drank it all.
The black-shelled turtle then tilted its head back and poured the wine into its mouth.
The black-shelled turtle and the green-haired turtle had just finished drinking, and instantly felt a hot current rise in the abdomen, and then spread to the entire body and limbs of the turtle, and suddenly the two turtles snorted, and a thick mist enveloped the two turtles, and after a while, the fog dissipated, and a green-haired little old man and a black-haired little old man stood in front of Ah Lang, looking at him stupidly.
Ah Lang looked at the two, nodded frequently, and smiled silently.
The green-haired little old man and the black-haired little old man trembled all over, their lips trembled, and they were about to kneel down and kowtow to Ah Lang.
Ah Lang hurriedly helped the two of them and dissuaded them again and again.
"Who the hell are you? How can you have such a miracle medicine against the sky!" said the green-haired little old man, still with trembling lips.
"It's the two of me, I've lost my eyes, and I hope the mighty monk will forgive me!" the black-haired little old man arched towards Ah Lang.
Ah Lang smiled and waved his hand again and again, and said, "I'm not a great power, you two must not call me that, I will fold my longevity! I'm just an ordinary person who has cultivated to nothing!"
"Childe can be said to have the grace of reinvention for the two of us, we have nothing to repay, and we are willing to follow Childe for the rest of our lives!"
Ah Lang was just about to resign, but the black-haired little old man arched his hand and said: "Childe, don't excuse me, I don't know, your past past, Childe may have something unspeakable, so we won't ask anymore." But now that there are demons rampant in the city that never sleeps, and there are many dangers, and Childe has temporarily cultivated to nothing, in case of danger, he can't deal with it, just promise me two of them!"
Ah Lang looked at the sincere gaze of the two, no longer shirked humility, and nodded slowly.