Liu Yu

Liu Yu didn't expect that he would cross over.

It was very sudden, and I couldn't accept this fact for a while.

My name is Liu Yu, I was very panicked, I crossed over.

Immediately afterwards, the new three companies also appeared.

Who am I? Where am I? Where am I going?

Liu Yu, a sophomore civil engineering dog.

Staying up late every day to play games, and frantically testing on the verge of sudden death.

Well, personal experience tells you that don't stay up late, otherwise you will either die suddenly or cross like me.

Liu Yu spent half a day collecting information, and secretly said that he was still reading novels and fantasized that he would be able to cross one day, although he crossed now, he would not be in a hurry. (Calm and calm on the surface, panicked inside)

After looking at the surrounding houses, Liu Yu had already understood in three minutes.

Sitting in the courtyard began to meditate.

Who am I?

I'm sorry, I went to the wrong set.

There was nothing of value in the room except for a bunch of books that I couldn't read. I stopped by the kitchen to take a look, and it was almost Spider-Man's backyard.

It seems that I don't have nothing when I crossed over, at least this house looks very valuable.

Second courtyard, atrium... Gee.

The beautiful fantasy didn't last three minutes.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Open the door!

Looking for prestige, the gate was dusted off, and the spider in the spider web in the upper right corner ran to the corner in fright.

I didn't see anyone, I just listened to the rough and heroic voice and continued to call Sang, and at this moment I had a sense of déjà vu of a chartered wife.

Well, hearing the latter words, Liu Yu was sure that she was the charter wife.

"Liu Yu! If you don't open the door again, I'll call someone to smash the door and come in! If you don't hand over the rent for three months today, I'll let you have good fruits to eat!"

Liu Yu had no choice but to get up and open the door. Isn't the first thing you ever did wonderful?

"Crunch..."

The door of the house that had been closed for a long time was closed for a long time, and the creaking sound when the door was pushed was particularly harsh.

Should I get some lubricant?

Now is not the time to think about this, Liu Yu opened the door and saw a ... Forehead... Let's be regarded as a "human" of a creature like a woman. ”

He was fat and round, and he was as heavy as four or five of himself. This is still a conservative estimate, if this pile of meat mud is unstable and pressed on himself, it is terrifying to think about it, and he thinks that he may die.

Before you say a word, you are already three points weaker, and you are not afraid of such a "healthy" "woman of good family" in front of you? Besides, the greasy disc face is staring at herself with an angry face.

Vomit... It's disgusting.

"This big... Sister, what's the matter with you?"

The healthy over-the-top woman looked at Liu Yu's puzzled and puzzled face, and laughed angrily.

"What else are you asking me about!?"

"At the beginning of this year, you said that you were going to enter the capital to catch the exam! I left after the exam! I only gave the rent for April."

The landlord may not be exercising regularly... This physique does not need to be exercised, and being a sumo wrestler is enough to kill in an instant. She gasped twice, and then said viciously,

"It's already July now! You push and push! Say what after the exam, there will be a test party, the release date, and the main book will set up a banquet... I don't care what excuse I have today! Either take the money or leave! I was really blind at the time, and you said that you had at least the top three qualifications. I can't even see your name after the list is released!"

Forehead...

Liu Yu looked at the landlord with his hands on his hips, he should be the landlord of 'himself', and he couldn't refute it for a long time.

At this start, Liu Yu thought that in addition to no rice and no salt, at least there was a house... Life should be thought in a good direction.

Dry!

The house is not your own!

How do you tell me to play with nothing at the beginning?

What about the system? What about the old man? Where is the Chosen One!!

Liu Yu pondered his tone and decided to communicate well, after all, communication between people is important...

"Eldest sister, listen to me, things are not what you think..."

"You can only choose one of rent or leave!"

"It's not the eldest sister, I don't have it now, but I'll be ten times in the future..."

"Don't listen!"

"You believe me for the last time, the previous me is in the past tense..."

"Poor scholars are waste!"

"I said eldest sister, after all, don't scold, I warn you!"

"Rubbish!"

“...”

The landlord crossed his hands on his hips and scolded the waste with an imposing momentum.

"Will you try scolding again?"

"Waste!" After scolding, he also spat in front of Liu Yu, impartially touching the tip of his shoe.

Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it! The mud man still has three points of fire! The more he thinks about it for a while, the more angry he becomes! The more he takes a step back, the more he thinks about it, the more he loses!

"Drafted! The sand hanging thing gives you a shameful face! It looks like a two-five-year-old pig's head, and it's a five-six-year-old one..."

After scolding, Liu Yu didn't care that the stunned landlord approached the house and slammed the door shut.

"Bang. ”

The wooden door ended his short but brilliant life. After Liu Yu used too much force, the wooden door finally shattered under the witness of the two. (Wooden door: MMP, you scold, what does it matter to me?)

Liu Yu: "..."

The air was suddenly quiet.

Leaving Liu Yu and the landlord staring wide-eyed.

People who heard the movement around them came leisurely to watch.

Liu Yu felt that if he continued to develop like this, he would definitely be at a disadvantage to himself, after all, he was the unreasonable party.

I secretly cursed myself for being a waste. (Thinking about it, I always feel that something is wrong) immediately changed his face and said with a smile on his face, "Oh, it's all a misunderstanding, eldest sister just now I was impulsive..."

The landlord waved his hand to interrupt Liu Yu, who had just come back to her senses. In her impression, Liu Yu is the same as other poor scholars, and he speaks and does things with those things that she feels scornful. Anyone who knows how to listen to it dozes off. But why did this scholar who thought he was very good at it suddenly change at this moment?

"What you said today is really a bit manly! I'll give you seven last days! If you don't pay the rent within seven days, I'll just find someone to come and kick you out!"

After leaving a threat that was not a cruel word to Liu Yu, the landlord twisted the bucket waist and left. Clean and neat, Liu Yu silently nodded like. It was as if he had an illusion with every step he took, and the dust on the ground trembled.

Seeing this, there was no good show to watch, and the people around them all scattered in all directions.

Liu Yu held his right hand with his left hand and touched his chin,

This landlord is a shake M, right? Don't listen to him if you talk well, and you seem to be happy to scold him twice?

Can't figure it out.

Liu Yu shook his head, saw that there was still a small half of the wooden door that had not been broken together, and then stretched out his foot and kicked the remaining piece before entering the house satisfied.

Wooden Door: MMP! I'm messing with you again?

Liu Yu continued to sit on the stone bench in the courtyard, reviewing everything he saw. If you are not familiar with life, the most important thing is to find out what era this is!

He was sure that he didn't recognize the books in the room before, they weren't Chinese characters, they weren't oracle bones. Not even hieroglyphs.

On the contrary, it is a little similar to the feeling I had when I first saw Hangeul.

Second, from the landlord's words, I know that I have come to Beijing to take the exam? In this way, I still have a little ink in my stomach? But why didn't I go through and get dizzy and inherit the mantle as written in the novel?

To myself,

Well.

I don't need to pretend, I'm still myself, I've been watching it for almost 20 years, and a few hairs and a few big moles on my body are all original. Even the hemorrhoids on the back of the butt are still there.

Thinking of hemorrhoids, I couldn't help but move my buttocks.

Hiss... It hurts a little.

Third, the first thing that can be confirmed in this world cultural background is ancient times, and the specific dynasty remains to be verified. Anyway, it won't be after Daqin, because of Chinese characters. Even if he didn't study history, Liu Yu knew that China's unified culture began with Qin Shi Huang, so it would not be a later dynasty.

At last... It's heart-piercing, how can the crossing army survive without abilities, systems, and rings...

Liu Yu shrugged his head and lay on the stone table, full of melancholy for his future life. In the past twenty years, I knew that I should learn more skills if I wanted to cross. Now I can't do anything, I can only shout 666 next to me...

I can't remember many poems... You can't take it out to pretend to be forced. And physicochemistry ...

Alas.

Ladies and gentlemen, I was wrong, and if I did it all over again, I would study hard. Fill my head, don't let my mind be full of "Kazakh!"

When he was sighing and mourning his teacher, Liu Yu lay on the stone table and saw a little girl as delicate as a porcelain doll standing by the eaves.

The words of doubt, surprise, and shyness shouted timidly from Xiao Lori's mouth, and Liu Yu, who was shocked, instantly sat up straight and stared at the dog.

"Daddy!"