Chapter 084: I'm not Tang Seng

"Don't look at me like this, your eyes make me tremble, I feel like a goblin in Journey to the West.

If you're a goblin, I'm not a Tang monk.

What's more, I'm not a thin skin and tender meat, even if you eat it, you won't live forever. ”

The woman's eyes were misty, which made Chen Hao a little nervous.

"Don't worry, I've already eaten the delicacies of the mountains and seas, even if you are Tang Seng, I am not interested,

Let me hold up a big living person again, do you want to hold me to death? After a few glasses of wine, Zhang Xiaoxiao was already drunk.

Chen Hao said: "You are not allowed to get drunk again, the last time I made my house into a miasma, and I smoked people to death." ”

"If you vomit today, you can't blame me, it's you who want to get so much wine and food to wash the dust for me."

Zhang Xiaoxiao was drunk, and saw that the things in the room began to fly, and the whole person staggered, as if he was about to fall.

"Why, stupid woman, are you going to get drunk after these few glasses of wine?"

"Oh, how do I feel like I'm still on the train now, unlucky, I'm a little confused about whether this is on the train or at home."

"On the train, hehe, you woman talks so funny, you are your broken tricycle when the train, only carrying you alone,

If it's a train, it's strange if you don't squeeze you to death, it's so crowded that you have nowhere to stay, and there are people everywhere. ”

"That's right, the people on the train are called a lot, but the attendant on the train, when they saw my lovely smiling face,

They immediately vacated a big restaurant for me to sit in, so it didn't matter if there were a lot of people. ”

Every time Zhang Xiaoxiao thinks of her great achievements on the train, she is secretly complacent, convenient with others, and finally convenient for herself.

With that, she lay down on the table and fell into a deep sleep.

"You're really awesome, the flight attendants want to buy your face, it can be seen how charming your smiling face is!"

Taking advantage of Xiaoxiao lying on the table and falling asleep, Chen Hao also took the opportunity to stretch out the salty pig's paw and pinch her cute face a few times.

Then he pushed it and smiled: "Sleep like this, don't you go home?"

You're a woman, you're really casual, and you're going to sleep in a man's house again. ”

"Where do I sleep with other men casually, don't wronged me."

Zhang Xiaoxiao raised his head suddenly and said to Chen Hao, only then did he laugh and lie down again.

Her sleepwalking demeanor startled Chen Hao, and he thought she was awake.

WHEN SHE STEPPED FORWARD TO PUSH HER LUO LU'S SHOULDER, ZHANG XIAOXIAO'S SNORING ALSO SOUNDED.

"Dare to love really doesn't treat me as a man anymore, I really think I'm your best friend."

Chen Hao smiled bitterly, so he had to gently pick up Zhang Xiaoxiao and walk towards the bed.

"Hey, just this bed, I've wronged you, don't eat my feet today, or I'll kick you to the floor." Chen Hao put Xiaoxiao on the bed and admonished her who was asleep.

Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly sat up and said, "I don't even have a place to lean on this end, so I don't sleep here, I want to sleep on that end." ”

She said as she cradled over the pillow and crawled over there.

Chen Hao was anxious, and hurriedly stopped: "That's my territory, you are not allowed to spread wild on my territory." ”

"Your territory, do you write your name?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao and Chen Hao, who stopped him from sleeping, were facing each other, and the distance to the left was no more than three inches.

"If you dare to stare at you, I will dare to gouge out your eyeballs."

She stretched out her index finger and thumb and gestured at Chen Hao. Frightened, Chen Hao hurriedly retracted his head, gritted his teeth and said: "It's just lawless, it's really unlucky, I met a bandit girl." ”

He had no choice but to consider himself unlucky, and watched his territory be plundered by her.

The winning smile smiled charmingly, then put his head on the pillow and soon fell asleep.

Chen Hao looked at her carefully, frowned and said, "Oh, this sleeping appearance is not ordinary." ”

Chen Hao had no choice but to straighten her upright, and then put the quilt on her body, not daring to take a second look, for fear that if he saw too much, he would really break through the shackles of his heart.

The probability of committing a crime should be high, because in the bathroom, he had already experienced it once, and he was so uncomfortable that he died.

Suddenly, an extra woman came in the room, and Chen Hao felt that the room seemed to be more energetic and angry. It's a beautiful feeling.

It makes people feel very down-to-earth and comfortable.

He felt a little excited today for no reason, and he wasn't sleepy at all.

He walked to the floor-to-ceiling curtains, and by the way, he opened the curtains of red and willow green.

Pushing open a glass of glass, he took a deep breath of the night, sweet, and drilled straight into his throat and nose.

The moon hung in the sky, and the stars were still so mischievous, blinking their eyes and smiling at him.

There are occasional lights in the distance, and perhaps there are people who have returned at night who have not come home, so the lights will not be extinguished.

It was a bit chilly on the face, but it was warm in the room.

Chen Hao suddenly got tired of the life of the walking dead, if life was like today,

There are women who return to the night to accompany him to fight, eat, drink, and believe, and he believes that life will be happier.

Suddenly, a sense of home came to my heart, is the so-called home like this?

"There is a family in the story, there is a mother in the family, and the mother has a doll, and the doll is called winter melon......" This children's song suddenly ran into his mind for no reason.

He smiled softly, then pushed the window shut, closed the curtains, and walked a few steps towards the bed.

The quilt didn't know when it was kicked away by Xiaoxiao, and the two fair-skinned and slender legs fell into Chen Hao's sight,

He swallowed, gently moved Xiaoxiao's leg away, and covered her body with the quilt.

If this family is really like a children's song, there is a mother, a doll, and a father like Chen Hao, it should be very beautiful.

With this unrealistic mood, Chen Hao gradually fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Xiaoxiao was woken up by her own urine, she hurriedly put on slippers, and ran to the bathroom.

The house was no stranger to her, she had been here a few times, and she had slept a few times.

"I don't know if the newly built house at home is so beautiful, if I can live in such a beautiful house,

Eyes are clean and white, how nice it would be! ”

When he returned to the bed, looking at Chen Hao, who was curled up like a cat on the other end, Zhang Xiaoxiao felt sweet in his heart.

If the women in the company knew that they were in close contact with Chen Hao so closely, they didn't know how many pieces they would tear apart.

Even if you share a bed with such a man, so what?

A man as docile as a cat, do women really like it?

Zhang Xiaoxiao's face was hot, and he was uncomfortable, women don't like tame, do you want men to be as fierce and cruel as tigers in bed?