2111 Neuropathy
Tang Yu watched Bai Bing and Chu Yarou walk into the supermarket, and sat down on the wooden chair at the entrance of the supermarket, the moon was dark and the wind was high, the air was fresh, which was very suitable for contemplation, and Tang Yu sat down and began to think about a question, that is, if it is mysterious that at noon today, there will be a girl disappear within five days, who is it?
At this moment, Tang Yu suddenly felt footsteps behind him, and Tang Yu turned his head to take a look.
"Ha!" Just as Tang Yu turned his head, suddenly a "ghost face" appeared, his face was completely white, his lips were blood-red, and what was even worse was that this guy was covered in, with a foul smell, and it seemed to be painted with red paint, disgusting to death. If it was an ordinary person, if he was frightened in the dark, it is estimated that he would have been frightened a long time ago, and if he didn't die, he would have a nervous disorder, even if it was Tang Yu, he also chuckled.
"Hah!" Lu Tianhei couldn't help but be surprised, thinking about what was going on, why wasn't the other party scared? He had already scared a person to death, and a few of them were scared into a nervous disorder, but he didn't expect to scare this guy to be stupid, this is also too amazing, right? So Lu Tianhei was dancing with his teeth and claws, grinning his teeth, his teeth were all yellow and black, in order to achieve the terrifying effect, he hadn't brushed his teeth for half a year, the stench was incomparable, and there were a few blood-red flesh threads nailed to it, which was also deliberate.
Lu Tianhei looked at the guy in front of him, but he didn't expect to move, which made him feel very surprised, thinking about what was going on? Could it be that he was scared stupid? Lu Tianhei sneered, thinking that he was indeed scared silly, and gestured a few times in front of Tang Yu with his hand, but he didn't expect the other party to still have no reaction.
"Haha!" Lu Tianhei was extremely happy, and he didn't care about Tang Yu, just looked around and went to find other people to scare.
"Wait. Just as Lu Tianhei turned around, suddenly a voice came, Lu Tianhei turned his head to look, but found that there was no one behind him, looking at Tang Yu, could it be said that he couldn't do it?" "You, you spoke?"
"yes. Tang Yu pretended to exaggerate and smiled. "You're really scary, how do you pretend to be a ghost?"
"Karma?" Lu Tianhei was stunned again, thinking that this kid was still talking normally, "You, aren't you stupid? You weren't scared stupid?" Lu Tianhei thought, if he hadn't been scared stupid, it would have been too much of a failure.
"Well, I'm scared stupid, don't you see that I'm stupid now?" Tang Yu smiled.
"Uh......" Lu Tianhe was stunned for a moment, thinking that this kid's head should be abnormal, or he wouldn't be scared to death if he saw himself. "It's good to be stupid, it's good to be stupid. Sue you, but you can't sue others, actually, I'm not a ghost, I'm a real ghost!"
"Ah, so you're a real ghost!" Tang Yu pretended to be taken aback again, "I heard that ghosts are not afraid of death, are you afraid? If you are afraid of death, then you are not a ghost." ”
"Huh?" Lu Tianhei was shocked again, he had originally come out of a mental hospital, his brain was not normal, and when he heard Tang Yu's words at this moment, Lu Tianhei felt startled, and hurriedly said: "I'm a ghost, who am I afraid of?" Of course I'm not afraid of death!"
"Okay, then can I try it?" Tang Yu said.
"Try, try, try, who's afraid of whom. Lu Tianhei said with a smile. At this moment, Tang Yu picked up a brick from the ground next to him, and hit Lu Tianhei's head with a "bang", and immediately bled profusely.
"Ah!" Lu Tianhei shouted, he didn't expect Tang Yu to really fight, but he thought that he was a ghost, if it hurt, then he wouldn't be ridiculed by this kid. "I'm a ghost, I'm not afraid, you keep fighting!"
"Smack!" Tang Yu turned his head again, and at this moment, the blood on Lu Tianhei's head spurted out directly. Tang Yu was afraid that he would beat this perverted fool to death if he hit again, "It seems that you are a real ghost, I am convinced, you get out!"
"Okay, okay, thank you, come to me if you want to become a ghost in the future, this is my business card, I have developed into several apprentices, one of them is in the supermarket, and some are in other places, okay, goodbye. Lu Tianhei said and dropped a business card. Tang Yu glanced at it, it was handwritten, and there was a contact number on it. Tang Yu smiled speechlessly, there are really everyone in society now.
Wait! There's a supermarket? Tang Yu hurriedly looked through the perspective and walked inside.
And in the supermarket, at this moment, Bai Bing and Chu Yarou are choosing feminine products, and women are naturally not shy to buy this together, so they are introducing each other to the good and bad, and they are chosen.
"Beauty, it's more comfortable to use this. At this moment, a man with long hair suddenly came out of a container aisle, and the man was holding the plastic appearance of a man who was still shaking!
"Ah!" Chu Yarou couldn't help but exclaim.
"Perverted!" Bai Bing glared at the man angrily.
"Am I perverted? Haha, great, I like people to call me perverted, I'll let you try this now, okay? The long-haired perverted man slowly stepped forward.
"Bingbing, Yarou, don't be afraid. Tang Yu walked over directly, hugged Chu Yarou, and looked at the guy with long hair, but he didn't expect that what the "ghost" said was still true, there was actually a pervert in this supermarket.
"Tang Yu......" Chu Yarou was extremely angry, she didn't expect to meet perverts here.
"What's going on?" And at this time, the waiter at the supermarket also ran over, the waiter was also a woman, and when she saw the things in the hands of the perverted man, she was also very ashamed, "Pervert, get out, otherwise I will call the police!"
"Haha, what, do you want it too? It's okay, it's going to be you when the two of them are comfortable. At this time, the man said to the waiter.
The waiter scolded again, and then called the police directly.
"You found the wrong person, do you know?" Tang Yu walked forward with a smile, "Do you know that you will be unlucky in this way?"
"Why haha, do you want it too? Don't you grow yourself? I only serve beautiful women, not men, of course, if you want, I will also let you chrysanthemum remnants." Who knew that the man said with a smile.
"Well, you're hopeless. Tang Yu thought that this was probably also a neurosis, and he was accepted as an apprentice by the "ghost" just now. "I've met your master, your master is very skilled, and you're not bad, but why do you all look for me and my wife, that's your fault. ”
"Have you seen my master? haha, my master is handsome, my master is much more handsome than me. Wait, why weren't you scared to death by my master!" the man suddenly looked at Tang Yu strangely.
"No, I've been scared stupid, don't you see it?" Tang Yu smiled. "Your master is outside, he told you to go out. ”
"Yes, I think you're stupid, otherwise how could you be so calm when you see me. Well, I'll have to go out first, three beauties, and I'll come back and use this to serve you later. With that, the man hurried out.
Tang Yu looked back at Bai Bing and Chu Yarou, who were a little frightened, with a smile: "How about it? ”
"Hmm!" Bai Bing and Chu Yarou nodded hurriedly, they were already scared in this place, so let's go out quickly.
The three of them followed Tang Yu outside, and at this moment the man was looking around outside, and when he saw Tang Yu coming out, he hurriedly asked, "Where is my master?"
"Your master, where is you, or I'll send you there." Tang Yu said with a smile.
"Wow. The man was very happy.
"Boom!" Tang Yu kicked out, but it wasn't fatal, he just kicked the kid to the opposite side, hit the wall, and fainted directly.
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