Chapter 1142: Too many stunts

As Eren tries to confront food in the kitchen, the living room becomes more and more lively after the official end of work at the Ministry of Magic.

The undrunk potion in front of Emily was no longer steaming, and Penelope was fiddling with the gramophone in the living room, and she drove the bird snake hidden in the cabinet to Lunn's side, and then after putting a few random vinyl discs and listening to them, she was ready to move it to the dining room with a flotation technique, but she turned around and noticed that Hermione was looking at her, and her red lips raised and said in a somewhat critical tone: "My father's study also has one, and the sound is better, so I won't have to move it around tomorrow." ”

"Penelope, you spoil Ellen so much, how can you have a meal and get a gramophone soundtrack... It's too pompous. Daisy saw that the two were arguing again, and loudly diverted the topic, "Hermione, come here, you're on TV, your hairstyle is pretty good today." ”

"Mother Wolf sprayed me with a quick-smoothing hair potion... The effect is very good, but if you spray it every day, it will be too troublesome. Hermione rolled her eyes at Penelope and sat down next to Daisy without arguing with her, "Four Eyes has analyzed some ingredients, the quick-smoothing hair lotion contains Barbados rubber, Asian dragon hair and petroleum jelly, and the umbrella will soon make it better..."Hermione paused, "Speaking of which, this conditioner is the invention of Harry's grandfather, Mr. Fremont Potter, this best-selling commodity has quadrupled the wealth of the Potter family, but fortunately he sold the company for a huge profit after retirement, and the acquirer and we didn't deal with... But it's still a bit immoral anyway..."(Author's note: The setting is from The Harry Potter Wizards Collector's Edition, and the label on it shows that this hair slipper is actually made in China.) )

"I switched to this brand when I came to the UK, and this hair slipper is suitable for all hair types, and is especially effective for thick, unkempt hair, making it soft and shiny... Still, the label clearly warns the redhead not to use this potion, as it will cause a 'unique effect', the one who is often with Potter... Like the Weasley boy of the sea cucumber seems to be unusable, Hermione your new product may consider fixing this flaw, I found that there are quite a few of these red ginger people in the British wizarding world. Fleur took an elegant sip of a cup of green tea with sugar cubes and fresh mint leaves, "Also, Daisy, isn't it very tasteful to play music during meals? Alan probably should have gone to Beauxbatons in the first place..."

"Why hasn't Alan come out yet. This kid is cooking for the first time, so could it be that he messed up the kitchen... Excuse me?" Seeing that the two of them were arguing again, he loudly diverted the subject, "Penelope, how did he do when you went in before? If not, Lunn, you'd better go and buy some ready-made ones with three brooms..."

"Ellen, this kid just knocked on the door of my treehouse, and knocked me out just to get me out!" Helga Hufflepuff grumbled in the portrait in the living room, "Rowena didn't come today? She and Eren don't have much truth in their mouths..."

"Don't worry, Owen and Helga, I just went in and took a look, and Allen's cooking should be relatively simple..."Penelope had already directed the gramophone to float, hearing that she defended Eren and diverted the topic, "By the way, Victor sent a message before, and those cowards who made trouble in the bank today seem to have gathered in the Bock family's manor..."

Albert nodded seriously: "Although Scrimgeour obeyed the order in public, he is in charge of patrolling Aurors after all, and he still has a natural suppressive effect on ordinary armed Aurors... During this time, he was already at odds with our armed Aurors, and he was making trouble for each other... I might be going to tear my face completely after today... I have to say he's not really a bad guy because he thinks he's supposed to do it, father, can't we promote him to another position?"

"The Auror office is still in charge of the Magical Law Enforcement Division, Albert, and if he gets into trouble, tell me that my position can still suppress him. Lunn teased the bird snake in his pocket, "It's a bit difficult to get rid of it directly, in addition to the fact that the remnants of the pure-blood family in the Ministry of Magic will definitely try their best to stop it, it will also make ordinary wizards, and people like Dumbledore also think that we are carrying out a complete purge to take control of the British wizarding world... No, at least not yet, these things haven't really turned into our capital yet, and we don't have to think about those families, but we still have to take care of our reputation among ordinary wizards. ”

"Hermione, put aside the plan to replace the human with golems like the undead and Mr. Skillful for the time being, the research can not be stopped, but after today, many ordinary wizards will lose their jobs because of this... We've got to give them jobs. Owen's fingers habitually flicked on the couch, "It's better to get Arthur to speed up, I'll give him more free time in the Ministry of Magic... Turn more Muggle stuff into wizarding products, then open more workshops in the Floating City... Hermione, don't care about temporary losses, it's okay to put money on the umbrella, this kind of economic confrontation can achieve final victory after our own manufacturing industry enters the regular market. ”

"Alan had told me something similar before. Hermione's eyes were bright and moist, and she was happy that the Owen father and son could care about ordinary people at such a time, "He said that even if the stockpiles couldn't be sold in the warehouse, they would expand production, and the bank would make it a priority to help many wizarding families survive this economic winter. ”

Owen nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, you guys have your own plans... After today, when they want to lash out for a while, then Alan can show off his other treasure in public..."

"Owen!" Morgan Lefay didn't care, but now she let out an even bigger roar as she put her hands on her bulging belly, "You thought before you spoke!"

"Huh... I'm sorry I'm not—" The Minister of Magic was stunned for three seconds before he reacted to a yellow tongue, and before he could finish speaking, some sneers erupted in the room.

Daisy, who burst out laughing, shouted, "Dad, maybe let Eren do the same? Then Eren would be even more famous in the wizarding world around the world... I also want Fleur to do an interview!"

"Daisy!" Albert shouted at his sister, who he thought was too much of a joke, and Fleur couldn't help but chase Daisy with her husband.

But at this time, the kitchen suddenly opened, drawing everyone's attention.

Alan was a little like the big lady on the Hogwarts train, who was popular with all the students, and walked out with a large food cart neatly covered with silver lids of various sizes, so that they could not know what food Eren had cooked.

Alan sat at the end of the table, smiling a little too confidently, and invited them to come and sit down in the dining room—and a flash of fire in the dining room meant that Ankha had teleported in advance and sat down at its branch-shaped phoenix table.

But the Harris were still amazed, and Daisy grew out in surprise when she saw so many hemispherical lids on the cart, "My brother, how can you cook so many dishes?"

"In such a short period of time, did you ask Maggie to help?" Morgan Lefay clutched her stomach, her expression similar to that of her eldest daughter, who had not been aware of her child's talent in this area before.

Hermione's expression was also stunned, she was originally full of joy and anticipation to be able to eat the food made by Eren - she had always thought that Eren and herself could not cook, and it was because he was an honor student because he focused on more important things such as studying, but now seeing so many lids gave her a fatal blow to make her realize that people are different from each other, and Alan is much more talented than her in cooking under extreme talent.

"Remember to write me a recipe. Helga tapped on the portrait to get Alan's attention, "I'm going to show Merlin and Odegar in the treehouse, that Muggle recruiter has a good appetite... Also, why didn't I see Rowena and Helena? You were arguing, why didn't you even come over to cook?"

"Of course not, Luna lately... There are some problems with her, you know her current state... Helena is at her place, don't worry Helga, I've already sent them a copy of the past..."Alan tried to mislead the others by hinting at Luna's identity as a false god, "Of course it's okay to write a recipe Helga, in fact I've already prepared it in it, and Kreacher will read it to you later, sorry, I just didn't want you to spoil my mom What I'm doing..."He noticed that the family's expressions were still a little exaggerated, and hurriedly clarified," In addition, don't look at the plate so much, but in fact, most of them are just some side dishes, it is a bit like the way Penelope made us the mutton soup last year... Actually, I made three dishes, one of which was just dessert... But I've tried it in the kitchen, and it should still be to your liking... Especially Emily. ”

Emily, who was excited when she heard the sweets, also came to her senses at this time, and she got up from the sofa and cheered for Alan: "I said when I was a kid, Alan, you are the best!"

However, unlike the curiosity and appetite that most people are aroused at this time, Lunn's expression who has entered the pig's head bar before here is not very good, thinking of Anna III who made Aberforth cry bitterly, Lunn, who was unprepared, couldn't help but retched for half a while but was then forcibly suppressed by him; Penelope heard Helga and Allen's talk about Luna, which made her a little surprised; As for Hermione, the female school bully, she was still in the blow of thinking that she and Alan were both cooking scumbags but suddenly found that she was the only one- This caused the three wizards to follow the others into the more traditional dining room and take their seats.

However, Alan in front of the cart was a little happy to see that Luna's explanation was a little confusing, and he waved his arms confidently, and all the lids and plates were floated up in the air under the effect of the Clever Levitation Charm, and landed accurately on the long mahogany table in the dining room, only a few covers that actually put the dipping sauce were still left on the cart.

Looking at Allen's confident appearance, Harris leaned forward expectantly, approaching the lid of a plate facing him on the table, Alan confidently turned his head to the Maggie who was already floating next to the gramophone, and Maggie ordered the stylus on the gramophone to be moved to the vinyl disc on it, and a very magnificent music sounded in the restaurant, with a very strong ancient charm, bringing out the feeling of a grand scene. (Author's note: The BGM of this chapter is the classic track "Wanli の Great Wall" made by Michihiko Ota in the cartoon "Little Master of China".) )

Then, all the lids flew up in the air under Allen's control, and in an instant, dazzling golden light burst out from these silver plates, and the full cloud of golden light converged upwards like a fast shuttle of light, and finally a huge circular pillar of light touched the ceiling and spread out, and then the whole room was enveloped by this strong light. (Author's note: The illusion here is for the stunt of the cartoon "Little Master of China", when the little master opens the lid of golden fried rice at the beginning.) )

"Ahh

"My eyes!" said Morgan Lefay and the girls, whose eyes were red and wept.

"Cluck!" Ankka the Phoenix fell straight off its table, the light far blinder than its flames causing it to cover its face with its wings before it fell to the ground.

The music from the gramophone ceases - the house-elf Maggie has just been put to rest in the bright light.

"Don't panic!I'm sorry!" Alan himself was a little dizzy, "I added too many stunts with illusions!I only experimented with the effects of a single plate, and I didn't expect so many to come together into a Muggle flashbang..."