Chapter Thirty-Six: Is This Portrait You?
Lu Shan snorted and cried, like an angry daughter-in-law.
"Still quibbling, I ask you, does this seem like you?" The Dead Lord shows a portrait.
He pointed to the portrait and trembled with anger, "You, you, do you see this is me?" What is this gluten gnocchi? ”
The portrait held by the Dead Lord turned out to be a drawing made of crayons.
The kind with a very big head and a very small body, he wondered if it was drawn by the child.
"Bold, the emperor painted with his own hands, and dared to insult." The Deathly Master glared angrily and scolded.
"I'm not convinced, it's not me at all." Even if someone Lu admits it today, he resolutely refuses to admit that this thing is not humanoid at all.
"I'll leave you alone." The Deathly Master kicked him to the ground.
"This portrait is you, it's that you're still very thin." He pasted this portrait on Lu Shan's face, looked at it carefully, and finally nodded firmly.
"I'm not convinced, even if you take my picture, I'll admit it, but what is this, I said he's a chicken." Not to mention that because of the proportions of the body and the hands like sticks, and the feet like branches, it really looks like a chicken.
The Deathly Master nodded casually at this time, "You have a point. ”
"That's right, it's not me, let me go, I'm wronged." Lu Shan's tears flowed all over the ground, and he was about to cry out of a small pond.
"This can only show that the emperor has artistic talent, and he will be taken away."
"No, I'm not convinced." Lu Shan's voice became smaller and quieter, until he disappeared into the sky.
The people who were hiding behind the house finally dared to come out.
Many people have seen this scene, and they are all frightened.
At this time, the street was full of people again, and they were all stunned.
"Good boy, can the Dead Air Lord arrest people casually these days?"
"Brother, do you think it looks like him?" A man with a big beard and a rough face asked a man next to him.
"Third brother, don't you understand? That's when the juggernaut wants to arrest someone, so he casually found an unlucky one. "This man has big earlobes and a kind face.
"Brother, the younger brother understands, the elder brother is really brave and strategic, and the world will definitely be my brother's in the future."
"The third brother has tormented the eldest brother."
The two brothers have deep feelings, and they both look at each other with affection in their eyes.
"Fuck your uncle, you're unlucky." In the distance, Lu Shan's deep voice suddenly sounded.
This scared the two brothers.
"Brother, he's a murderer." The rough man looked pitiful at this time.
"Third brother, don't be afraid, he has already gone away."
"Brother~"
"Third brother!"
Many people around looked at these two people, and their stomachs were overturned.
"I threw up, brother."
"Uh...... Uh...... "Well, this guy threw up too."
In the distance, Lu Shan almost vomited, but he didn't spit it out, just drooled a little to the corpse soldier who grabbed him.
This thing looked disgusted, and wiped the saliva on Lu Shan's body vigorously.
It is worthy of being a corpse soldier with advanced intelligence, but it is much smarter.
But as he felt hotter and hotter, he sensed something was wrong.
"Wait, brother, there's a fire." Lu Shan looked horrified.
"Don't wipe it, it's clean." After a puff of green smoke, his clothes were finally rubbed against the corpse soldiers and caught fire.
"I'll go to your uncle, my clothes are going to be gone." He hurriedly extinguished the fire on his body. "There was a hole burned, and he felt very distressed.
"Hehe, little thief, wipe it for me, burn his clothes." The Death Qi Master is very unkind to see Lu Shan.
In order to keep his clothes, Lu didn't say anything polite to anyone in the end, and he broke free from the shackles of the corpse soldiers.
I looked at my clothes and felt that it was a pity.
"Catch me ......" Juggernaut was halfway through his words, and he was gagged by Lu Shan.
The rest of the corpses were also frozen in place, unable to move.
"Trouble, my clothes are broken."
"If you're burnt out, let you make up for it." Lu Shan pondered and fell to the ground.
He grabbed a handful of dirt from the ground and covered the hole, and the hole was filled, but the soil fell to the ground.
He pondered, made a shovel out of earth, and began to dig a pit.
In a few moments, he dug into the moist dirt and used it to plug all the holes in his clothes, and then his clothes became brand new.
It's just that at this time, his clothes are stained with dirt, and he is covered in mud.
"The clothes are mended." The corners of Lu Shan's mouth were smiling, as if he was very happy.
After the clothes were mended, the Deathlord and the corpse soldiers began to move.
“…… Live him. ”
"There."
Lu Shan was captured.
"Don't try to run." The Deathly Lord looked at him viciously.
"I can't run." Lu Shan said helplessly.
After that, he was pressed to the capital of the country of death, Death Hill, where there is an imperial city exclusive to the human emperor.
The Netherworld Emperor Yin Shi Wu lives there.
In the dark hall, there was nothing, and a woman had been waiting for a long time.
"Go in, fuck, don't bite my leg." There was a commotion outside the door.
Lu Shan flew into the hall like a cannonball.
The woman standing here looked at Lu Shan who was lying on the ground, and both sides seemed to be talking about something.
Lu Shan turned his head, "What are you looking for me?" ”
"It wasn't you who came to demolish my house yesterday." The woman was not angry, and asked in a flat tone.
"It's not." Lu Shan vetoed it.
"It's you, I see it." Yin Shiwu felt extremely angry at this cunning person.
"So far, there is still quibble."
"Do you know that the Grim Reaper's skeleton is the fundamental weapon of my kingdom of the dead." Yin Shiwu pointed to his nose and said.
Even he was a little embarrassed, he had fallen asleep last night.
But I woke up once in the middle of the night before I could do anything afterward.
"What else do you have to explain?"
Lu Shan felt weak in his heart, "Actually, I didn't mean to go to see that thing underground, I remember feeling something at that time, and I simply wanted to see it." ”
"I didn't expect it to be a big skeleton, and I remember that thing seemed to be mine, called the Dark Energy Furnace."
At that time, Lu Shan felt a familiar aura underground, and he originally planned to put it there for someone destined to pick it up.
But when I woke up in the middle of the night, I wanted to see it, so I dug all the way down from the place where I had buried myself.
I dug until I dug into a cavity space directly below the Dead Mound, only to find that that thing was actually a dark energy furnace from a long time ago.
He remembered that this thing was given to Bai Youran by him, and at this time, it turned into something of the Netherworld Emperor, and he didn't know what had happened over the years.
"The Grim Reaper Skeleton has always been a thing of my Dead Country." It is especially tricky at this time.
This strange man, she can't beat it, and last night she and several other dead masters combined attack.
She knew that the person lying on the ground in front of her was much stronger than them.
But I don't understand why this person is acting in a low voice.
She tried to send someone to find it, and she didn't take it too seriously, but she did find it, which made her remember the room all over the house.
"It's mine, my previous one, and it took a lot of effort to get it unexpectedly at that time." Lu Shan said cautiously.
"Mine." When it is cloudy, there is no eye on him, and there is no concession.
"Yours." Lu Shan finally gave up, not to mention that this Dark Energy Furnace Ding had already been given away, just looking at the face of the Netherworld Emperor, he couldn't be arrogant.
Because that face is obviously white and leisurely.
No matter how Lu Shan is, he doesn't dare to murder his wife, although he just has the same face as his wife.
"Why are you watching me all the time?" Yin Shiwu was a little flustered by this impudent man.
She was worried that this person had ill thoughts about her, and marrying her was equivalent to half the lord of the country of death.
She seriously suspected that the man had been tempted.
"It's okay, it's just that you look good." Lu Shan said with a smile.
"Ascendant, rascal." Yin Shi scolded painlessly, it turned out that this guy really hit this idea, she was angry, but there was nothing she could do.
Lu Shan scratched his head, looked at Yin Shiwu, and kept seeing her soul.
But it's not wrong to be in vain, but how can you not know him.
Bai Youran should be the Snow Emperor, and he suddenly became the Emperor of Hades, Lu Shan couldn't understand it.
"You don't know me?" He asked.
Yin Shiwu was very angry, very angry and angry, this man had been looking at her from time to time since just now, and now he was staring at her blatantly for a long time.
She didn't hate other people's eyes, this man's eyes seemed to contain other emotions.
"I know, the thief who came to steal something yesterday, it's a pity that you underestimated the defense of our country." In any case, she has to be tough at this time, even if it is pretending.
"I mean, did we know each other before? Or do you have any siblings, or mothers and daughters, or whatever. ”
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
What a pervert, looking at him with disdain, this person is not enough for her, she also needs sisters.
Disgusting,.
She scolded inwardly, her mouth remaining at the same level.
"I see if you're mistaken, I don't have any relatives, you should be dazzled."
"If nothing else, you can step aside." She secretly spread the word, and soon the two Dead Qi Masters walked into the hall, intending to carry Lu Shan away.
But Lu sat on the ground, looking like he was meditating, as if he was rooted here, and he couldn't lift it up like this.
"You and I have no fate, let's leave on our own, and I won't pursue yesterday's incident." There is no atmospheric wave when it is cloudy.
But Lu Shan had no interest in leaving.
What is wrong, how can there be such a similar person in the world, even if the appearance is like, and the soul is exactly the same.
But the person in front of him with a white and leisurely appearance didn't remember him at all.
Could it be that someone made a move, thinking of this, he put his eyes into the void here, the recovered heavenly court, and the mountain and sea wonderland of the demon clan.
These guys are fine, they seem to be plotting something.