Chapter 37: I've Become a Scumbag Too
"The demons have killed you, you are more demonic than the demons!" The first thing Aledi did when he came was to scream, and then he said the above sentence.
"Your sister, come and help!" I was still being crushed by the giant long bug, because I had exerted too much force just now, and now I can't get out of it on my own.
As a result, Aledi was also angry: "Don't keep saying that my sister, my sister, my sister is not there." β
I immediately felt that this chick was extremely cute, so I deliberately pretended not to move at all, and wanted her to hug me and take advantage of it.
As a result, the girl seemed to know what I wanted to do, so she didn't touch me at all, but grabbed me by the back of my neck and dragged me out, almost strangling me.
With my hands on my throat, I began to cough violently, as if I was about to cough my lungs out.
"You're so badly injured, I don't think you can leave!" Aledi was worried.
I thought to myself: Damn, if you hadn't almost strangled me to death, would I be where I am now?
But I'm not the one who suffers, so I really pretended to be very serious, and lay on the ground and couldn't get up, so that she could pick up the equipment I had lost.
She went back and forth four times to pick up my gear, and when I saw that the excellent quality machete was not there, I asked her to pick it up again.
The girl didn't say a word, she went away, and she was very well-behaved.
Watching her bend over on the ground to find it, revealing her slender figure, reminds me of a slut, who is so well-behaved with her, and has the same round and jade as her.
It's just that that slut secretly ran away and threw me away in order to study in the United States, and the more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became.
But the thought of that slut going to throw himself into the arms of the Yankees made me feel ashamed and angry again, and I wanted to curse.
This person was in a bad mood, like doing something bad and venting, so I targeted Aledi.
"Okay~ No! I'm exhausted! Still speaking in a strange tone, Aledi sat down beside me with a big grin, wiping the sweat from his forehead.
But what she didn't know was that I was beating her mind at this moment.
"Can you help me see if my eyes are hurt? My eye hurts and itches, and I can't open it! I said to Aledi.
Aledi didn't know that I had bad intentions, so she looked down and said, "No! β
At this time, my hand had quietly wrapped around her waist, and the next second I pulled suddenly, and my neck was raised and kissed her fiercely on the mouth.
Even through the veil, I could already feel the softness and fullness of her lips.
Aledi was stupefied by my sudden attack, but by the time she reacted, she had already let me get it, and I was looking at her with a wicked smile.
Aledi's eyes widened, and he didn't react for a long time.
In my mind, Aledi was either angry and punching me. Either crying and shouting and scolding at me.
Or there is another possibility, which is to pretend to be shy and hit me and say, "You are so bad, I like it so much." β
But Aledi is obviously not the coquettish character of this water-based poplar.
But these three were all the possibilities I could have predicted, but what Aledi gave me was the fourth possibility, and she just fainted.
This scared the hell out of me, and if it weren't for the other party's breath, I would have been going to take a breath.
"You, you, you, youγγγγγγ" Aledi, who woke up, pointed at me
You have been speaking a passage of Arabic for a long time, and I don't understand it at all.
But I could tell that she was still very emotionally unstable, because her breathing was very rapid and very unsteady, which could be seen in her rapidly undulating breasts.
"You... You... You're so out of shape, my heart is going to jump out, I don't have any strength in my body. With that, Aledi fell like a puddle of mud.
I was speechless, but I wouldn't miss this good opportunity, anyway, it's already scum, why not be scum.
I immediately went over and grabbed Aledi and let her fall into my arms.
Neither of us spoke, but I could hear her fast, intense heartbeat: "Knock knock knockγγγγγγ β
"Don't have the strength yet?" After more than ten minutes, I asked Aledi.
She shook her head and said no, I noticed that she seemed to be hot all over, and I touched her face, and it was amazingly hot.
"What kind of system is this? Lao Tzu kissed her, why did it burn? This psychological tolerance is too poor, right? I complained to myself.
"You can't do this, huh? We can't stay here for long, and if any more bugs come, we won't be able to escape. "I'm telling the truth, I'm really not afraid of one or two small ones, but the kind of thigh-thick ones just now, if I encounter them again next time, I will definitely choose to run away.
And this kind of big long bug can't have only one, there is a second and a third, so it's not wise to stay here.
"But I just don't have the strength to do it!" Aledi also said helplessly.
And I did find that she was really weak, not lying, which I couldn't help if I was normal, but when dealing with women, especially beautiful women, I sometimes have emotional intelligence.
I rolled my eyes and thought of a way to say: "Are you like this because I kissed you, have you ever heard a Chinese saying that fighting poison with poison?" β
"What do you mean?" Aledi also innocently asked, what do you mean.
In a second, his veil lifted her, and he took a bite to her lips.
"Slap~" There was a loud slap, my face was hot, I didn't need to look at it to know that there must be five finger prints.
"Sure enough, pretty women are liars!" I grunted and packed up my gear and continued on my way.
On the way, I didn't speak, Aledi didn't speak, no one spoke, walking in silence, the atmosphere was a little awkward and a little weird.
I see that if she is close to me, she will not be far away from me, she will always be next to me, keeping a distance of about ten centimeters, and occasionally our hands will bump together.
This suddenly reminded me of the scene where the hero and heroine held hands in film and television dramas.
So I plucked up the courage and took Aledi's hand, and Aledi struggled a few times, but there was no movement, so he let me take it.
"Damn, that's okay? Is this the default? Is this too easy to deceive? I have to go to the gate of the university to squat, and there will be no shortage of girlfriends in the future! "My heart is ecstatic.
It's just that after the ecstasy, it's apprehensive, this chick obviously let me take it, but if I let her know that I still have an Alice, she will definitely turn her face.
I thought of Alice again, and with Alice's character, the girl would shoot me with one shot.
So I prayed in my heart, "Don't let me meet Alice, don't let me meet Aliceγγγγγγ β
"Dear... Honey, do you really call it honey? Aledi asked suddenly, shyly.
I came back to my senses from the prayer, because I didn't feel so beautiful when I thought of Alice's goods, not to mention that the reason why I fell here was because she didn't pay attention to righteousness, not only threw her equipment to me, but at the most critical time, she also ran away by herself, is it wrong for me to find a small one?
I said so, but I didn't dare to say it to Alice face to face.
Due to the influence of Alice, my emotional intelligence instantly fell back to the average line: "It's not my dear, it's Qin Ed." Qin is Qin of Qin Shi Huang, Ai γγγγγγ β
I didn't know how to describe it, so I said: "Ai said that you don't understand, but it's not love, virtue is the virtue of virtue." My mother's name is Ai, my father's name is De, and my surname is Qin, so my name is Qin Aide. β
"Oh~" After listening to my explanation, Alaidi didn't speak for a long time.
I also think the atmosphere is a little weird, but I don't know what to talk about.
I recall now that when I was with Zhang Qiushuang, Dong Xiaoxiao, and Alice, they didn't seem to chat much, and after eating and drinking together, they would say something that was not nutritious, and then they would do sports together, most of the time they did sports together, saying some love and love, greasy and crooked words, as if there was really no serious chat.
Do you want to ask how many people are in her family? How are your parents? What do you like to eat? What movie to watch? How old is it?
I was in the middle of my mind when I heard Aledi snort softly and fell to one side.
It turned out that she was stepping on the air and was about to fall, I reacted quickly, pulled her back with a hand, and put my hand around her waist, her waist was not very slender, but extremely soft.
"Ah~ scared me to death!" Aledi patted his chest and said, feeling himself being hugged by me again, his face flushed and shyly said, "Thank you, dear!" β
I smiled slightly, and was about to say no thanks, it should be.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration led to a thought, and he asked, "You are in such a good figure, what is your measurements?" β
I regretted it after asking, isn't this a hooligan? I'm going to be beaten.
But the result surprised me, and Aledi punched me hard: "You rascal, why are you so bad?" β
Although the strength used is not small, but the mouth is full of shyness, and it is obviously not angry.
"? Is that okay? "I was dumbfounded, but I figured it out, and it was because Aledi acquiesced to me, and if I had asked her this question as soon as I met her, I guess I would have been killed on the spot.
But if the two acquiesce to each other's relationship and say something within three measurements, not only is it not a hooligan, but it is still fun.
"Hehe, if you don't tell me, I'll measure it myself in the future." I smiled evilly, looking like a big bad wolf was going to eat the little white rabbit.
Angry, anxious, and ashamed, Aledi punched me and ran away.
"Little White Rabbit, where to go? The big bad wolf is coming, and the big bad wolf wants to measure your measurements! After saying that, I raised my head to the sky and screamed, and chased after Aledi.
But I had barely run two steps when I heard a cold voice asking, "Say it again?" What are you? What do you want to measure? β
My body shook and shivered, and I almost scared out of my urine.
Looking back in the direction where the voice came from, there was a group of people standing behind Alice, holding Barrett in one hand, with the expression that if I didn't answer, she would kill me.