Volume 1: Everything Is a Procedure Chapter 32 Women Are Unreasonable
Jiang Xiaowei's consciousness flew to the top of her head, and saw that the gray smoke in her head had shrunk into a small ball, and it seemed to fall into a deep sleep. Her heart had stopped beating, and the biological program was down.
She must be resuscitated!
Jiang Xiaowei laid her flat on the ground, took off his shirt and rolled it into a ball, put it on the back of her neck, and began to give her artificial respiration according to the practice of first aid classes taught in school.
He knelt beside He Jie, counted in his mouth, first pressed her heart fifteen times, then pinched her nose with one hand, supported her chin with the other, and blew a big breath into her mouth, then immediately knelt up to do heart compressions for her, and then blew into her mouth......
This is the first time he has given artificial respiration to someone else, and he doesn't know if he is doing it right.
He did it tirelessly again and again until he was tired and sweaty.
He encouraged himself in his heart: "She should still be alive, I will definitely be able to save her!" I'll be able to save her! β
But the more he thought about it, the more nervous he became, and the more nervous he became, the more hopeless he felt......
He insisted on pressing her heart again and again, blowing into her mouth again and again......
Until he felt that there was almost no hope left, and he was about to lose his life. He thought to himself, "One last time!" Do it one last time! β
He didn't remember how many times he had done it, but after he pinched He Jie's nose and blew into her mouth, he suddenly noticed that He Jie's head moved, and at the same time, there was a "grunt" sound in her throat...... The biosystem program begins to enter the pre-reboot self-test.
He hurriedly lifted her up, put her on his lap, and patted her on the back.
With a "wow", He Jie gulped out the green mucus in her stomach......
The biosystem program was successfully restarted, and she was finally alive!
Jiang Xiaowei helped He Jie up and sat down, letting her lean on herself.
He Jie slowly opened her eyes, her gaze was scattered, her expression was dull, and her consciousness program had not yet returned to normal operation.
Jiang Xiaowei looked at her worriedly and shouted softly, "Teacher He! Mr. He! β
He Jie slowly turned her eyes to look at Jiang Xiaowei, her eyes gradually gathered together, and she recognized Jiang Xiaowei.
"Jiang Xiaowei ......," she muttered weakly.
Consciousness flew above her head, and found that the gray smoke in her head had gradually unfolded...... The Awareness Program has been put into operation.
Jiang Xiaowei breathed a long sigh of relief, and gave He Jie this artificial respiration, which was more tiring than he ran a marathon.
After resting for a while, He Jie frowned, and found that her whole body was covered with sticky mucus, and her hair was also wrapped in locks of mucus, exuding an unbearable rich fishy smell. And a large puddle of green slime that she had just spit out was flowing under her feet, which was really disgusting.
She couldn't help but bend down again, tumble over the river, and vomit in Haiti. After this vomiting, I finally came to my senses.
"Jiang Xiaowei!" She cried out feebly, "Go find some water for me to wash!" β
Jiang Xiaowei also had a lot of mucus stuck to his body, and he said embarrassedly: "Teacher He, there is no water ...... here."
He Jie said angrily: "How can there be no water? You don't even look for it! β
Jiang Xiaowei said: "The situation in this space is different from ours...... If you're better, let's go back to school first, shall we? β
He Jie frowned and asked again, "Is there water in the school?" β
Jiang Xiaowei said: "There may not be a ......"
"Then go back yourself!"
Jiang Xiaowei looked at He Jie strangely, not understanding what was going on with this woman?
He Jie sat on the ground with her mouth pouted, as if she was angry.
Jiang Xiaowei cautiously asked, "Teacher He, what's wrong with you?" β
He Jie twisted her head to the side and ignored him.
Jiang Xiaowei scratched his head and said, "Teacher He, are you uncomfortable?" β
He Jie said coldly: "Go back by yourself, leave me alone!" β
Jiang Xiaowei suddenly ran out of ideas.
He thought for a moment and said patiently: "I really can't find water here, if I can find it, I will definitely find it for you and let you wash it." Let's go back to school first! I've found a way out of this space, and when I get back to our space, there will be water! β
He Jie was silent for a while, and said stubbornly: "There are so many people in the school, how can I see people like this!" I'm not going back anyway! Go back yourself! β
How could this woman be unreasonable!
Jiang Xiaowei felt that he was about to go crazy!
He stood there helplessly looking at her......
After a while, he said tentatively, "Teacher He, let's go back...... Why don't I carry you on my back? β
After speaking, he observed He Jie's reaction nervously, and found that He Jie still pinned her head to the side and ignored him.
He thought about it, slowly walked to He Jie's side, squatted down, and turned his back to He Jie.
Unexpectedly, He Jie took the initiative to climb onto his back and put her arms around his neck, making him feel like he couldn't cry or laugh.
He slowly stood up with He Jie on his back, and he found that although He Jie was thin, her weight was not light.
He remembered that he had carried the beautiful alien woman on his back and ran all the way home from Xiushan Park, to say the least, five kilometers away. Although the woman was taller than him, her back felt light and weightlessβprobably because he liked her!
And now carrying this skinny He Jie is not the type he likes, and He Jie is covered with disgusting mucus all over her body, dripping and pulling......
Jiang Xiaowei wanted to backhand to support her buttocks, but found that the mucus on her body was slippery, and she couldn't hold it at all. In this way, there was nowhere to borrow strength to carry her, and it felt more and more heavy.
He Jie guessed Jiang Xiaowei's thoughts, so she took the initiative to wrap her two legs around Jiang Xiaowei's waist, so that Jiang Xiaowei's hands could hook her two calves, which would save more effort.
Jiang Xiaowei walked out of the hospital with He Jie on his back and walked along the street in the direction of the school.
"Where's that weirdo just now?" Only then did He Jie remember that she had been captured by the lizardmen.
"That lizardman is dead!" Jiang Xiaowei said lightly.
"Lizardmen?" He Jie was a little surprised, "Is that weird person a lizardman?" β
"Hmm." Jiang Xiaowei walked and didn't want to chat with her.
"What is it doing with me? Are you taking me hostage? He Jie asked strangely.
Listening to her tone, it seems that she doesn't know that the lizardman has become her. Jiang Xiaowei thought about it, but decided not to tell her, lest she be stimulated again.
"I don't know why it's arresting you." Jiang Xiaowei said sullenly.
"How did it die?" He Jie asked again.
"I killed you." Jiang Xiaowei said.
"You've killed someone!" He Jie suddenly exclaimed.
Jiang Xiaowei said helplessly: "It's just a lizard, not a human." β
He Jie's eyes rolled around a few times, and said, "That lizard man seems to be very powerful, how did you kill it?" β
Jiang Xiaowei thought to himself, this is going to be endless! He simply began to pretend to be stupid again, and said, "I don't know either! I ran to you, accidentally bumped into it, and killed it! I didn't mean to......"
This trick really worked, He Jie sighed and said, "Alas...... You're a fool! β