Chapter 5: The zipper is open
"Unlawful imprisonment?" When Zuo Zhe and Ruiya heard this, they unexpectedly had the same thought, "Did I imprison her (him)?" ”
Then, both of them shook their heads at the same time, indicating that they didn't have that kind of thought.
When the police came, they were naturally going to open the door, and the two of them didn't have anything unsightly. However, the premise is that the other party must really be a police officer. Compared with Ruiya, a little girl who has just left school and has serious social experience, Zuo Zhe, a traverser, has a lot of thoughts. Well, the main thing is that Zuo Zhe is a little weak-hearted. If the police outside take him to the police station for questioning, what if the memory inherited from his body in Zuo Zhe's mind is broken? Having said that, if it weren't for the surprisingly similar language and writing of this world to Chinese, Zuo Zhe would not only be illiterate at this time, but even play a mute!
Stopping Ruiya, who wanted to open the door, Zuo Zhe came to the intercom behind the alloy gate of the warehouse and asked outside the door, "How do you prove that you are a policeman?" ”
After Zuo Zhe's words, the people outside the door didn't answer, and they were really asked by Zuo Zhe!
"There are ghosts!" Zuo Zhe's heart jumped, and the premonition in his heart became stronger and stronger.
"Zuo Zhe, press here first before the other party can hear it. The soundproofing of the warehouse gate is very good. Beside him, Ruiya looked at Zuo Zhe with a strange expression, pointed to a button on the remote control and said.
Taking a deep breath, Zuo Zhe tried to appear calmer. Pressed the button that Ruiya said earlier, and the picture outside the alloy gate was immediately fed back. A middle-aged man with a Chinese character face wearing a black police uniform and a loose police uniform with the feeling of tights stood in the sun outside the door, looking impatiently at the inside of the door.
"This outfit is too fake, can't you change it to a suitable one?" After a sneer, Zuo Zhe said into the intercom, "Take out your police ID and show it to me to prove that you are a real policeman and not a fake policeman." ”
Regarding Zuo Zhe's request, although the police outside the door were very unhappy, they still took out the policeman's ID card from his pocket. Judging from the photos on the documents, the strong man outside the door turned out to be a policeman!
However, it is not difficult to match the photo with the ID, the key is to check the police number on the ID. Leave this kind of thing to Ruiya to do, Zuo Zhe motioned to the other party to wait.
Not long after, Ruiya gave Zuo Zhe feedback a conclusion that surprised Zuo Zhe. Ya's police number is the same as the photo on the ID!
"Damn, it's a real policeman!" found out that the other party was actually a real policeman, and Zuo Zhe couldn't open the door for the other party. What kind of place is this, this is not the China of the earth, but the earth cave star with poor public security conditions, and from time to time there are mercenaries and part-time killer assassins! In this place where there are as many mercenaries as dogs, a policeman who comes to find mercenaries must not be at ease!
"Why don't I open the door for him first?" Faced with the urging of the police outside the door, although Ruiya also felt that the police outside the door were more like thugs than policemen, she still preferred to open the door to the other party.
"Can you beat him? Do you have a gun on you? Zuo Zhe asked.
"He's a policeman, why are we attacking a policeman?" Ruiya asked, puzzled.
"Didn't you see that he wasn't even wearing panties? A policeman who doesn't even wear underwear and doesn't zip up his crotch, do you think he can be a good person? Hearing Zuo Zhe's prompt, Ruiya subconsciously looked at the special position on the screen. Then, Ruiya's pretty face immediately turned red, and she hurriedly turned her head away.
If a policeman who looks kind and well-dressed comes, Zuo Zhe may really open the door for the other party. But you're dressed so flamboyantly, can you expect someone to open the door for you?
"Hurry up and call the police in the bedroom, don't be stunned, just say that you have met a fake policeman!" Zuo Zhe pushed Ruiya, who was blushing beside him, and motioned for the other party to act quickly.
The girl rushed in the direction of the bedroom in the corner of the warehouse, but Ruiya's mind was full of mosaic images, although Ruiya didn't know why she went to the bedroom to call the police.
Finding that Ruiya quickly retreated towards the bedroom, Zuo Zhe could no longer hold back the impulse in his heart and quickly retreated in the direction of the war mecha. After discovering that the image of the Didongxing police was not at all comparable to that of the people's servants, Zuo Zhe's sense of crisis became stronger and stronger. Therefore, even if Zuo Zhe risks being suspected of having a "supernatural event", he must arm himself! Zuo Zhe, who didn't load equipment, couldn't even block a bullet, he was really insecure!
Outside the door, looking at the backs of his subordinates from a distance, the mercenary nicknamed "Tiger" was very surprised. I thought that I could easily deceive the other party to open the door by forging police documents, but who would have thought that the other party would be so vigilant that he would not even want to open the door when he saw the police ID! As for the face on the police ID photo? Of course, it's camouflaged with a high-imitation plastic headgear! In recent years, high-imitation plastic headgear has become a sex toy, and it can be ordered in related stores to ensure that it can be printed with a 3D printer within a minute!
Obviously, Tiger didn't know that his subordinates couldn't zip up their pants because the size of the police uniform was too small. As for not wearing underwear, it's purely a personal hobby. For mercenaries, who wants to wear this layer of completely unnecessary clothing when fighting in a single mech? If you drive a mecha in underwear, how troublesome is it to take off your clothes when you are urgent? In comparison, of course, it is better to drive a mecha naked. Even if you have an urgency to urinate, take the urinary tube under the driver's seat and plug it, and you can pee as long as you like, even if you urinate frequently and urgently, it doesn't matter!
"Big brother, I think we're exposed." The mercenary posing as a police officer outside the warehouse door urged for a long time and didn't see anyone come out, and finally sent a message to the mercenary outside the corner. As for the cameras outside the warehouse, of course, they were destroyed in advance!
"Prepare to crack the gate code and forcibly kidnap people! Remember to use anesthetic bullets, we want a living person! Said the tiger in the command car.
"Remember to capture both alive! That little brother looks pretty good, and he can be used as a girl as long as he has an operation. Some mercenaries especially like it! The middle-aged woman beside the tiger hurriedly reminded.
", Ba Po, you TMD is giving me a task halfway through! If you want to capture that man alive, give me double the commission! Otherwise, I'll kill that man in a moment! The tiger rebuked in disgust.
"It's all old customers, so can't you give some discounts? Even if I don't want people, can you Tiger Mercenary Group let that little brother go? Rather than have you throw him into the furnace, you might as well leave it to me. God has the virtue of a good life, and if you hand over people to me, at least you can let him have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life! ”