After sending Chen Yixiaoqiu off, she stood at the intersection early and looked at their backs, and she was very grateful to be able to meet these friends.

"Haven't you already sent it? Why haven't you come back yet?! Looking at Chi Zao's body that he didn't understand for a long time, Ou Haochen urged anxiously, the bowl has been washed, then there will be nothing to do next!!

Chi, who was urged by Ou Haochen, turned around early and walked towards him.

"You've finished eating and packing up your things, shouldn't you go home for the next process?"

"What's the hurry?! Are you trying to drive me away? Ou Haochen pursed his lips and said aggrievedly, why is this woman so hard-hearted!!

"Then what do you want to do," Before the word could be spoken, Chi was rudely interrupted by Ou Haochen.

"I miss you," Ou Haochen suddenly said out loud in his heart.

With the end of Ou Haochen's words, not only Chi was a little stunned early, but even Ou Haochen covered his mouth in hindsight, and the whole atmosphere turned into a little shy bubble that kept bubbling to the sky.

In fact, Ou Haochen didn't say that Chi would have known it early, but he was a little embarrassed to be said so bluntly.......

"Well, I'm sorry, I didn't say it just now."

What kind of deception is this??!!!!

One sentence broke Chi Zao's beautiful fantasy about Ou Haochen, Chi Zao habitually rolled his eyes, and a sentence of grandma's bear was expressed in his heart~~

Looking at Chi Haochen's early roll of his eyes, Ou Haochen explained in a panic after a pause.

"No, I really miss you, it's just, I just didn't know how just now, so I said that......" Looking at Ou Haochen's appearance, Chi early understood that it was probably sexual unrequited love at work.

"Would you like to talk about it?" Chi crossed Ou Haochen early and walked home.

"To !!" Ou Haochen, who was instantly overjoyed, hurriedly followed behind Chi Zaozao.

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"Xiaoqiu, do you think they can do it?!" Chen Yi, who was walking along the river, asked Xiaoqiu, who was walking in front of him.

"Morning and Ou Haochen them? Surely you can、Isn't that an obvious fact? Xiaoqiu turned back to her side and replied while walking backwards.

"Why are you so sure? Have you seen the finale of the script?! Chen Yi was puzzled,

"Didn't you see Ou Haochen's eyes when he looked at Chi Zaoza?! You can't hide the eyes of a person who likes it, it's like, it's like a star hiding in the clouds, and it will still be discovered no matter what. ”

"Really?! Then look at my eyes," Chen Yi, who was suddenly more energetic, pulled Xiaoqiu's sleeve and told her to stop.

"Huh? Let me look you in the eye? What can your eyes have? Although Xiaoqiu felt strange, she still stood on tiptoe to take a closer look.

"Do you see if I have stars in my eyes?" Chen Yi squatted down, on the same level as Xiaoqiu's eyes.

"What the hell, I'm talking about the stars in your eyes when you meet the person you like, and the person you like isn't here to see what?!"

"Uh-huh, so you help me see if there are any stars......." Chen Yi's eyes were a little erratic, and in order to hide his eyes, Xiaoqiu clearly saw that Chen Yi's eyelashes were longer than that of a girl, just like a baby in the full moon, and it was an eyelash essence.

"If you don't open your eyes, I'll look at a fart?" Looking at Chen Yi's eyelashes, Xiaoqiu was full of envy, jealousy and hatred.

"Oooh!" Chen opened his eyes with a brush, and the two of them looked at each other.

The girl's clear eyes looked at the young man's deep eyes, and for a moment, Xiaoqiu's heart moved.

But when I think that everyone has someone they like, this heartbeat is fleeting........

“emmmm....... No, no, "I didn't have to take a closer look, Xiaoqiu put aside his gaze and was perfunctory, such Chen Yi Xiaoqiu couldn't resist.

"No, you didn't even take it seriously!" Chen Yi, who was dissatisfied with Xiaoqiu's answer, pressed Xiaoqiu back again.

"Oops! The person you like is not around, how can there be stars in your eyes?! ”

"But I feel like I've got it in my eyes!!"

"What's possible?! You think you like me! Xiao Qiuqi glanced at Chen Yi strangely, thinking that Chen Yi was so boring.

"I ........" Chen Yi, who was speechless by Xiaoqiu's fluent dialect, was speechless.

"No, you hurry up and take a serious look," Chen Yi took a few steps forward depressedly and wanted to catch Xiaoqiu.

Xiaoqiu, who saw through Chen Yi's movements, hurriedly flashed forward and hurriedly slipped away.

"I don't look at it, I don't watch it.......... Chen Yi, why are you chasing me!! ”

Chen Yi, who reacted, followed closely behind, giggling and scolding along the way.

Because of winter, the originally silent night has a bit of noise because of their shouting, like a water circle that suddenly emerges from stagnant water.

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Let's share a little story again......

1

When I was 19 years old, my cat always ignored me

I like to slump my teeth and purr angrily while I sleep

If I knew cat language, I would know what it said to the ghost lady in the room

"Dare to scare this coward, Lao Tzu scratches you to death"

- "Mr. Cat with a Broken Heart for This Family"

2

After the breakup, her boyfriend quickly hooked up with someone else

I also wanted to argue, but no one paid attention

When humans are in a bad mood, their anger is also low

In the middle of the night, Miss Ghost slowly approached me

Click

The next day, I saw a circle of friends on my phone that was only visible to my ex-boyfriend

"Sneak peek cute girlfriend sleeping, than heart"

- "Miss Drama Ghost"

3

I was walking at night when someone suddenly asked me

Why do you always go so fast

I said, because I'm afraid of the dark

Looking around, I saw that there was no one, so I was so frightened that I ran away

When I walked the night again the next day, my eyes turned much whiter, and another person asked

Can you go a little slower?

I was scared and asked, "Who are you?"

The other party replied shyly, I was black with foundation

- "Mr. Black Who is Afraid of Loneliness"

4

A thief was encountered in the rental house

I said, don't touch my cat, it's okay to take everything else

The thief said, "All right."

A few days later, Mr. Thief hired a moving company to bring back all my belongings, and he had to pay me for mental damages

I was horrified and thought that Mr. Thief must be in love with me

As soon as Mr. Thief got home, he fell to his knees with a thud

"The furniture is all back to her, you should go back too"

"Depends on the mood"

Miss Ghost said as she looked at the Happy Camp

- "The Ghost Miss Who Went on Vacation"

5

Cat and ghost chat: Why don't you stay in this house?

Miss Ghost: Then why don't you stay at this house?

Mr. Cat: I'm gone, what should this idiot do with other cats...... I get angry just thinking about it

Miss Ghost said: I'm leaving, what should this stupid fool do with other ghosts...... I'm afraid to scare her

- "Who's a stupid guy, hey! 》

6

When I take selfies, Miss Ghost always hides far away, so I can only take pictures with Mr. Smelly Cat

One day I asked Miss Ghost: Why do you always hide so far away when I take pictures? Is it the fear of flashing?

Miss Ghost said timidly: I heard...... Standing far away, showing a small face

- "Miss Scheming"

7

Mr. Black loves to eat ice cream

In order to please Mr. Black, I always buy two ice creams on the way to work

But the way off work is getting more and more scary

In the end I was angry: Hey! It's too much, Mr. Black, only half of the road used to be black! Now the whole road is dark! If I don't go from here!

Mr. Hei was aggrieved for a long time, and he never ate ice cream again

When I asked him, he waved his hand in a delicate manner: Ice cream, it's too fat

- "Mr. Black for Weight Loss"

8

I came back from playing Truth or Dare with my friends, and I felt that I couldn't get enough of it, so I went home and continued to play with Mr. Cat

As a result, Miss Ghost and I lost

Miss Ghost: Big Adventure!

Cat: You, go outside and steal two catties of dried fish for me!

Me: Honestly!

Cat: Hmph, don't bother to ask

Miss Ghost went out on her front foot to steal dried fish, and the cat took three steps and two steps on her hind foot and jumped to my ear.

"Hey, stupid," he wagged his tail condescendingly

"Am I your favorite cat?"

- "What do you say? 》

9

Mr. Thief robbed on his way from work

Me: Leave me a copy of the money for cat food, and you can take the rest

Mr. Thief said, "Okay."

A week later, Mr. Thief returned all the money to me and bought a lot of cat food

Me: Actually, I don't have a boyfriend......

Mr. Thief: I didn't ...... either But that's not the point

Yes...... I realized that the point was on the big night, and there was only Mr. Thief shining white and bright within a radius of 100 miles.

All the blacks in the world united that night and abandoned Mr. Thief

- "The Black Hand Behind the Scenes"

10

I have a boy I like, and he's a cat guy

But no matter how good he was to my Mr. Cat, Mr. Cat resolutely ignored him, at most he sniffed the imported cat food, and then walked away arrogantly with his tail up, ignoring it.

I was so angry that I asked Miss Ghost to ask Mr. Cat what was going on

Miss Ghost came back and told me:

The cat said: Eating people has a short mouth, what if he bullies that stupid guy and Lao Tzu is embarrassed when he scratches him?

- "Thin-skinned Society, My Cat Brother"

11

There is a ghost hunter in our city, and he has to see me by various means

Me: What are you doing with me! Do you want to chase me!

Taoist: You ...... mistakenly

Me: Don't say it, I understand, after all, it's hard for you to control yourself in front of a woman like me

Taoist: I don't ......

Me: But we didn't have a chance, after all, I was destined to be that faint woman, floating in the wind

Taoist: My day! How can you believe that Lao Tzu is not interesting to you!

Me: Also, the income of Taoist priests is too low to meet my criteria for choosing a mate

The Taoist priest was very angry: Phew, Lao Tzu's house in the third ring has paid a down payment, okay!

I said: Do you have to tell me the truth, you are ugly, I am Yan Gou

Taoist:...... Woman, if you're doing this to get my attention, then I'm telling you, you're dead!

- "Mr. Taoist Priest, the Domineering President"

12

I still haven't been able to protect Miss Oni

The ghost hunter finally found my house, broke into the door with a roar, and took a picture with the ghost lady who was drying my clothes

I jumped up and hugged the Taoist priest's thigh, ignoring his struggle, and yelled: Leave me alone, go!

Miss Ghost: I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving! Catch me if you want to! Don't hurt innocent people

I cried out to the heart: Are you stupid? I'm human, how can he hurt me! Leave me alone!

An hour later, Mr. Taoist finally interjected:

"Tell me first...... Where's the toilet, if you drag my thighs again, I won't be able to hold back your face!! ”

- "A Taoist priest who broke into a private house because of urgency to urinate"

13

Taoist: I have a question for you

Me: Don't ask me if I wouldn't fall in love with an ugly man

Taoist: Lao Tzu is ugly! What ugly! Everyone says that Lao Tzu is Maoshan Wu Yanzu, okay!

Me: You really like me!

Taoist: I ...... day

Me: Give you a chance to confess

Taoist:...... I just wanted to ask you if you would like to consider taking in a few more ghosts

Me: Huh? Aren't you the most famous ghost hunter in the city?

Taoist: yes, that's why I don't know where to put it!

- "I Have a Taoist Friend"

14

Mr. Thief: I heard that there is a Taoist priest in your house

Me: yes

Mr. Thief was pleased: Then I'll steal tonight

Me: Okay

In the evening, Mr. Thief, who was shining in the dark, came

He stiffened his head and asked me very politely: Didn't you just come to your house with a Taoist priest?

Me: yes, he brought these volleyball ghosts, so don't worry about it so much, start moving things, you can take anything except my cat

Mr. Thief: No, no, no, no

…… Although Mr. Thief didn't steal anything this time, after he left, there was only Miss Ghost left in my house

- "Polite Mr. Thief"

15 (Updated)

Because he solved the problem of ghost placement for a volleyball team for Mr. Daoist, he decided to treat me to a family bucket

Me: Both! Buy both! One can't get enough to eat

Mr. Taoist was surprised: It's not that I'm stingy, it's just that it's taboo to eat even-numbered things at night, don't you know

Me: Huh? I... I don't know

Mr. Taoist: Something terrible will happen

Me: My day! What will happen!

Mr. Taoist: ... You won't be able to get married

I:...

- "Taboos About Eating"

16

Miss Ghost realized that the character design was very important, and if she couldn't find something that impressed everyone, her scenes would all be deleted, so she took out her housekeeping skills - scary.

Miss Ghost stuck out her tongue for the fiftieth time to show me: Scary or not?

I couldn't bear to hit her, touched her head and said: You are not scary, you are stupid

Mr. Cat jumped out: No, there can only be one cute product in this family, just! Be! I!

Miss Ghost stuck out her tongue and before she could take it back, she cried out

"Wouldn't I be stupid then?"

"Woo woo I don't want it!

- "How important is character design"

17 (written on Weibo on Halloween)

Me: Hey, Miss Ghost, aren't you going back to see your family?

Miss Ghost: No, there is a traffic jam on the ghost road now, and I can't squeeze in, so let's talk about it......

Me: Huh?

Miss Ghost: For them, I'm already in the past, what's the point of going back and seeing?

I:...... Don't you want them?

Miss Ghost: At first, my brain hurt, but then I didn't want to

Me: Why?

Miss Ghost smiled with crooked eyebrows: Because I have you

"No matter how good the past is, it's better to cherish the present, understand this, and be a good ghost!"

- "A Good Ghost"

18

I was scolded by my boss when I went to work, and I unfortunately fell when I got off work

It hurt so much that I cried out while shedding tears: Mr. Hei, Mr. Hei!

Mr. Hei ran over and was very embarrassed: But I can't help you up, and I can't help you wipe your tears

"You just have to hold me tightly"

As a result, no one saw an unlucky ghost fall and couldn't get up

I hid in the thick darkness and cried bitterly

Tomorrow, I will be happy again

- "I Dare to Cry When It's Dark"

19

In autumn, I always take out the winter quilt to dry

Mr. Cat says I'm stupid, and hopeless

"Isn't it wrong to dry the quilt!?" I said it with a heartfelt voice

"How can there be a quilt drying at night!" Mr. Cat is crazy

Me: I'm happy, others bask in the sun, I like to bask in the moon

Cat: So you're a stupid super!

Before going to bed, I looked out the window, and under the moonlight, the black gentlemen hid in the winter quilts, and slept very sweetly in the cool night

20

Mr. Cat likes to climb into bed in the middle of the night and sleep on my chest

So I always have nightmares like running away from debts

It's too cruel for a poor ghost

So I got angry and put Mr. Cat in the cupboard in the middle of the night

As a result, I still didn't sleep well that day

Because in the middle of the night Mr. Cat's cry came from the cabinet

Miss Ghost opens the door, and Mr. Cat jumps out in a panic

"I had a nightmare in which the idiot didn't have a heartbeat"

"And then, then, and then I couldn't find her!"

I saw Mr. Cat grinning and crying

Quickly close your eyes and pretend to be asleep

I felt Mr. Cat running over, rolling and crawling on my chest, shaking for a long time before falling asleep peacefully

Well, I'll have nightmares in the future

At least I don't cry when I have nightmares

- "Mr. Cat with a Crying Nose"

21

When I'm in a bad mood, I always like to eat a lot of things – grilled cold noodles, meat buns, and octopus meatballs

I was just scolded by my boss today, I didn't bring money out, I wandered around on the way to get off work alone, I don't know why, Mr. Hei, who usually comes to chat with me, doesn't know where to go.

Suddenly, a boss who sells baked cakes greeted me: Girl, give you a baked cake

Oh my God, such a good thing?

The cake is fried crispy, fragrant, and the noodles are sprinkled with sesame seeds, and when you bite into it, it is a heart of white sugar, soft and sweet.

The mood became good all of a sudden

So I pretended not to hear the boss whisper to me: There was a young man just now, who paid the money and said that he would settle the bill for how much you would eat

also pretended not to see it, and the one who was threatened by Mr. Black was no longer bright Mr. Thief

- "On How to Comfort a Foodie"

Source: Ling Chunjun / Zhihu