Yang Yin Pavilion Chapter 49: Never Fall in Love with Any Woman Again
"Fatty, it's useless for you to persuade me, now nothing is as important as my cultivation, you can go by yourself! Brother, I wish you to take down that young woman as soon as possible! I looked at the fat man and said, and then I made a gesture to let the fat man out.
But when the fat man heard me say this, he immediately looked at me in a pitiful tone and said, "Second brother! I'll tell you the truth, fat man! I've been single for thirty years, and I finally met a woman I liked, you know how it feels? If I can't be with Yun'er, brother, I will definitely be lonely and old age, and I will never fall in love with any woman again! ”
"Then you go and take her! Didn't everyone ask you out to go out on a wave? Brother believes in you, this time you will definitely pinch her, brother cheer you on, go quickly! I looked at the fat man and said.
"It's not... I said, second brother, why don't you understand what I mean! Brother told you so much, it means that brother needs you! Second brother, you know, although I am usually very arrogant, but I am really not good at chasing girls! So brother really needs you, help me, support me, cheer me up, and be my strong backing! Second brother, don't say anything else, for the sake of your brother accompanying you from birth to death, and serving you to eat and drink Lazar these days, let's help my brother! The fat man looked at me and said with expectant eyes.
Hearing the fat man say this, I really don't know how to refuse, to say that the fat man really has nothing to say to me.
So in desperation, I had no choice but to say, "Okay! When to go? ”
When the fat man heard this, he stood up with excitement and held my hand and said, "The day after tomorrow, the morning after tomorrow." ”
"Okay, I know, it's okay you can go out!" I looked at the fat man and said.
"Okay, second brother, you practice slowly, brother won't bother you, and brother on behalf of the people, thank you on behalf of the party!" The fat man looked at me, then bowed and walked out.
I smiled and shook my head, then came back to my senses and continued to enter the cultivation state.
After agreeing to the fat man, I still have two days to cultivate, and in these two days, I have increased my cultivation intensity a lot, because I want to learn how to control this true qi in two days.
And I also want to take advantage of the past few days to really integrate the book "Yin Si Baiwenlu" left by my grandfather, because through these events, I gradually realized that the knowledge of yin and yang, the method of exorcism and the art of feng shui on this book are extremely extensive. The benefits of learning will definitely be no less.
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Then, in my cultivation and study, two days passed quickly.
And during this time, the fairy sister Liu Ruotian who stayed in my body never came out, and sometimes when I went to look for her at night, I didn't get any response.
I didn't dwell too much on this, just thought she was tired.
Then, early the next morning, the fat man woke me up and said that I was leaving.
The weather was pretty good on this day, the sun was shining, the breeze was not dry, it was indeed a good day for travel, and then I followed the fat man out of the urban village, came to a tourist bus, and found that there were already people in the car after getting on the bus, two men and four women, plus me and the fat man happened to be four men and four women, I seriously doubt that this was planned in advance!
After I got into the car with the fat man, the fat man immediately ran to the seat next to the young woman Xiuyun excitedly, and said with a hippie smile: "Xiuyun is embarrassed!" We're late! ”
"It's okay, fat brother, we just came!" Xiuyun also said to the fat man with a smile.
And at this moment, a nasty voice suddenly said: "I know that I am still here to force Lai Lai to speak, do you have a sense of time!" I even let Young Master Ben wait for you here! ”
"Oh, I'm ......" The fat man just wanted to stand up and talk back, but was pulled by Xiuyun and said: "Forget it, fat brother, we have nothing to do when we go out to play!" ”
"Fuck, you bitch, who do you say has nothing to do? It's not crooked! A man with yellow hair and a black Armani tracksuit stood up and pointed at Xiuyun next to the fat man and scolded.
From the new version of the Apple mobile phone he held in his left hand, I probably judged that this kid should be a rich second generation.
At this moment, when the fat man heard that the kid dared to scold Xiuyun, he immediately became angry, stood up and was ready to go up and that kid, but I knew the fat man's temper, and if he let him do it, this matter was estimated to be trivial, so he immediately went up to stop the fat man and said: "Fat man, forget it, the dog bit you, you don't have to bite back!" ”
At this time, the kid was obviously unhappy when he heard my words, and immediately pointed at me and scolded: "Boy, what are you talking about? Tired of being crooked, isn't it? ”
And the kid rushed up as he spoke, waving his fist and smashing it down at me, seeing this, I sneered, stood in place and didn't move, and when the fist was 0.01cm away from me, I quickly waved my hand, turned the sword with two fingers in my left hand, and attacked the armpit of the rich second generation.
With just one finger, the kid immediately bent down with his waist covered, squatted on the ground sweating profusely and couldn't speak, looking extremely painful!
And this trick is what I learned from the book "Yin Si Baiwenlu" left by my grandfather.
Because there is an acupuncture point under the armpit of a person, called the Baigang Acupoint, which is directly connected to the kidney, and it is quickly hit by external force, which feels a little cooler than kicking the ball.
"Second brother, what did you do with that kid?" The fat man looked at me and asked inexplicably.
"No, just teach him how to be a man!" I looked at the rich second generation who was bent over and kneeling on the ground and said to the fat man.
"Ma San, what are you doing there, hurry up and kill this kid for me!" The rich second generation knelt on the ground and said viciously to the other red-haired man who was sitting in a row with him just now.
And after the red-haired man heard the words of the rich second generation, he didn't dare to hesitate at all, and immediately pulled out a dagger from his waist and rushed towards me.
Immediately, I took out a long needle of acupuncture in Chinese medicine from my jacket pocket, and threw it towards the oncoming red-haired man.
The long, thin needle came out of his hand and pierced the red-haired man's left eyelid impartially.
"Ahh The man wailed in pain, and the dagger in his hand fell to the ground.
"What did you TM do to me?" The man asked, looking at me as he gently touched the long needle on his eyelid with his hand.
"Guess what?" I looked at that guy and asked with a smile.
"Damn, I'm chopping you!" As he spoke, the man pulled the long needle out of his eyelid, then picked up the dagger on the ground, and was about to rush at me.
"Wait, don't you feel uncomfortable in your eyes? Or is there something left for you, do you feel it? I looked at the man and smiled.
"What do you mean?" As he spoke, the man touched his own eyes.
"Ahh What's going on? What's going on? What did you TM do to Lao Tzu? The man looked at me in horror as he looked at the blood on his hands and the blood dripping from his eyes.
"It seems that the book is right, first it doesn't bleed, and then it should be trembling all over!" I looked at the man and said to himself.
Sure enough, after I finished speaking, the man's whole body was like a cramp, and he couldn't stop trembling, and he couldn't say a word: "You...... You...... In the end...... Do it to me...... What was done? ”
"Well, it works pretty well! Fat man, do you say yes, this trembling degree! I looked at the man and said to the fat man.
"Well, if you add a little more foaming at the mouth or something, the effect will be even better!" The fat man looked at the man and said in agreement with me.
"Well, don't worry, the next one is it, 3-2-1" I said with interest as I looked at the man and leaned back in my seat.
Sure enough, after my countdown was over, the man trembled even more, and then after a while, he foamed at the mouth, and fell to the ground with his eyes turned upwards.