Eleven

For Yu Tian Avenue.

July 23 is a day of celebration.

Everything was calculated very thoroughly, Tian Dadao even calculated trivial things very well in his life, and even calculated when he would become a department-level cadre when he was in high school.

No matter how well calculated, there will inevitably be an accident. People who are not good at dealing with accidents generally do not go on to be thoughtful all the time.

Tian Dadao not only calculates everything very thoroughly, but also is good at adapting. So he has been thoughtful for 38 years, and his life path for 38 years has been smooth.

The eyes that Tian Dadao has seen the most in his life are envy and jealousy.

Now, what Tian Dadao sees the most is disdain and schadenfreude.

This kind of vision can force ordinary people to jump off the building, but Tian Dadao is not an ordinary person, so he doesn't jump off the building, he is acting.

For Tian Dadao.

Now, July 23 has become a fateful day.

On July 23rd, Hida Avenue had to do something, something that seemed extremely small, but in fact it was a very large thing.

On that day, he had to sign a signature, so on July 23 he could not be absent from his post and could not be without office. Everything was thought out very well, and everything would have been in place. That's when his left hand got him in trouble, a fatal disaster. According to common sense, nine times out of ten, his superiors wanted him to be suspended first, because he actually did that kind of thing at such a serious meeting, and in front of more than 100 representatives of different industries and nearly 20 reporters in the province. No matter what aspect you think about, your superiors will suspend him first. Suspension means that the last link of the whole plan cannot be executed, and the last link cannot be executed, and the whole plan will be exposed. As soon as he thought of this consequence, Tian Dadao was in a cold sweat.

On 23 July, he must not be suspended.

Tian Dadao sent 500,000 yuan to Tao Lao, and Tao Lao was his top boss. He believed that Tao Lao could help him do this.

Tao Lao happily accepted 500,000 yuan, because Tao Lao was very sure.

What is the name of an old person, he is generally very sure of doing things.

Because, Tao Lao's meaning does not mean that he is already very old, but that his status is already very big. Only big officials, big authorities, and big people can be called old like this. If he is just a road sweeper, or just a tofu brain seller, then, even if he has lived to be 180 years old, people will only call him Old Man Tao.

Audi car in a hurry.

Tian Dadao leaned back on the back seat, and he stretched his legs comfortably to the diagonal side.

For the first time in two days, he relaxed his nerves.

He believes in Tao Lao, and also believes in the 500,000, Tao Lao is a big person, but 500,000 is not a small number, compared to the 500,000, what Tao Lao has to do is just a small thing. Compared to these 500,000, the amount that Ta Tian Dao will soon harvest is a hundred times higher than this.

Now, Tian Dadao has to give the remaining 300,000 points to three people, three people who usually see Tian Dadao respectfully.

Tian Dadao never does things that he is not sure of, and he never does loss-making transactions.

Now Tian Dadao is completely sure. Tian Dadao is also very satisfied.

Tiredness had hit his brain, and he subconsciously grabbed his left hand and slowly leaned his head against the backrest.

twelve

Provincial Science and Technology Commission Electrification Research Conference Room.

Tian Dadao was in a very good mood, he was even snickering in his heart, looking at the four old guys in front of him who played a key role in today's meeting, he felt that they were very funny, they all took his money, and they were all working for him today, doing acting work. Acting naturally has to go through rehearsals, and they have also been rehearsed. And the rehearsal effect was good, which was recognized by Tian Dadao. The performance was about to start, and Tian Dadao suddenly had an idea that he should keep the video of today's meeting as a memorial, after all, it cost him 800,000, and this is another classic of his life.

Tao Lao coughed lightly, and there was silence in the conference room, and Tao Lao began to speak: "Regarding the special incident about Comrade Tian Dadao that happened in the Pearl Spring Auditorium on July 5, I don't want to say anything more. The bad effects of such a very unserious event happening in such a serious meeting are self-evident.

In order to achieve fairness and accuracy in organizational processing. Organizationally, according to Comrade Tian Dadao's own defense request, today's appraisal meeting was recruited.

Comrade Tian Dadao's defense request was to conduct a scientific appraisal of his left-hand behavior in order to prove that his brain's will could not control his left-hand behavior. He demanded no responsibility for all the actions of his left hand. In this regard, the organization entrusted me to invite relevant experts and scholars, and conducted consultation and discussion work in advance.

At this meeting, the three authoritative scholars attending the meeting, the relevant personnel attending the meeting, and the journalists discussed Comrade Tian Dadao's defense request. First, it is necessary to provide a basis for the organization to deal with it, and second, most of the people and journalists who are attending the meeting today are eyewitnesses to the events of 5 July, and the purpose of allowing you to participate in this meeting is to dispel groundless speculation from the outside world and society.

We will make a video recording of this meeting, and the minutes of the meeting will be signed and submitted by me. I hope that you will speak in a serious, serious, scientific and fair manner.

Next, Comrade Tian Dadao will read out a written statement of defense, and then the three experts and scholars will express their opinions, and other participants can also freely express their opinions. ”

Tian Dadao's defense statement was very short and earnestly worded, and there was no change from the original text sent to the participants in advance before the meeting, and there was a brief silence in the conference room after Tian Dadao finished reading.

"The law of humanity as a whole, from the legislative to the judicial, is defined by acts and consequences." Mr. Rong was the first to speak. "Although there is a distinction between intentional and unintentional rulings in the law, the basis of the rulings is also made from the way of their behavior, and whether the parties have subjective intentions in their minds can only be concluded based on the analysis of their behavior. This is because human science and technology have not yet reached the point where the thoughts in the human brain can be truly manifested in the objective world as evidence in court.

The laws we enforce now are the laws of the times that cannot be scientifically observed by the subjective minds of people. Therefore, our criminal law, civil law, and various public security regulations, including the crime of sexual harassment, can only be based on the analysis of their behavior. It can be said that the current law cannot help Comrade Tian Dadao, unless psychiatry can determine that he is incapable of acting and responsible. Lawyer Rong put his sparse white hair together with five fingers and continued: "Law is a product of the times, and perhaps one day people's brains and thoughts can be traced by instruments. At that time, it may have a great effect on the administration of justice, or it may change the law at that time. But the law is characterized by the fact that today's law is to be enforced today. According to today's law, based on the current testimony and analysis of the scene video technology, Tian Dadao is clearly convicted of sexual harassment. Lawyer Rong obviously thinks that his statement is enough. He looked around with a smug and leisurely expression, meaning that it was enough to have these professional conclusions.

Tian Dadao had already begun to sweat. He couldn't laugh anymore. He knew that he didn't even have time to cry now. There is no time to analyze and judge, not even to think about who is calculating him.

He knew that today was definitely not Rong Chao's own betrayal, and he didn't dare and wouldn't.

Tian Dadao knew that he was in big trouble today. He had the feeling of kicking a tall building into the air.

He must catch something, even a floating feather.

"Motive, motive? You don't look at what that female representative looks like, and I won't be interested in her if I am killed. I had no reason to harass a horrible-looking woman who was a decade older than me. Tian Dao eagerly defended. Everyone present read the fear from Tian Dadao's pale face.

"One of the typical examples of perverted sexual interest is the provocative fetish of the ugly opposite sex." Psychologist Professor Ding Huizhen's speech at this time gave the impression that he was taking advantage of the fire. From her acerbic tone and fierce face, Tian Dadao couldn't find her docile and flattered expression when she received 100,000 yuan.

"Don't say it's me, as the chairman of the conference at the time, I don't think anyone would have a physical sexual response in that kind of serious setting, don't you think this makes sense?" Tian Dadao has never regarded women as opponents in his life, but now, he is so ridiculed by a woman, Professor Ding Huizhen's words obviously angered Tian Dadao.

"It makes sense, and it can be found in any psychology textbook, that this is a typical perverted physiological phenomenon, sexual activity in an inappropriate setting, which is called abnormal sexual expressionism in psychology." Professor Ding Huizhen said.

Tian Dadao was almost completely desperate, and his vocal cords were nervous, and his voice was slightly hoarse: "You can clearly see from the video that at the moment when my left hand was stretched out, my expression was very frightened, which is obviously not in line with common sense. He turned his head to Professor Ding Hye-jin. It's like a provocation, and it's like a pleading. Professor Ding Huizhen's expression finally became gentle, as if pity, and a little shy: "I am at this age, and when I reach orgasm, I will inevitably have an expression of extreme pain. Because, happiness is also unbearable at times. I think all of you here have been here, and they must have had this experience. In human sexual activities, whether there is a happy expression or a painful expression, it is in line with common sense. ”

Professor Ding Huizhen finished her speech, leaning weakly on the back of her chair, as if she had fallen into a kind of post-orgasmic exhaustion.

Psychopathologist Qin Er, who seems to have entered his old age, was quiet in the conference room for a while. Suddenly realized that it was time to speak for yourself. He said slowly: "I have nothing to say, Comrade Tian Dadao has shown a high level of logical thinking ability and extremely normal judgment in his defense. He is fully capable of taking responsibility for his actions. He does not have any mental illness. ”

He glanced at Tao Lao; "I'm afraid psychiatry can only offer this conclusion. Of course, if necessary, you can go to the hospital to do a detailed examination of whether he is mentally ill and make a final determination. ”

Tian Dadao's mind is blank, and the feeling that people's brains are blank is not really a blank in the brain, but because the memory and analysis processing programs in the cerebral cortex are not connected to the attention center of the human brain.

Tian Dadao must have a word or thing that can cause association, as a point of excitement in order to stimulate thoughts. In order to form reasoning, such as a person's name, a reason, or a possibility, being captured by Tian Daodao's excitatory center, it is possible to activate his thoughts in the cerebral cortex, and he will not have a blank feeling. But Tian Dadao didn't, he couldn't think of anything related to today's events, he felt that he was cut off from the world, he felt as if he had no feelings. He even felt like he was already a dead body.

"Do you have any new opinions and opinions, if not, today's meeting will be here." Tao Lao looked around kindly, looked at his watch, he was very satisfied with solving the problem so quickly, and looked at Tian Dadao with satisfaction, like a chef looking at a cleaned osmanthus fish with satisfaction.

"Yes."

A man stood up in the back seat, and he spoke very flatly, as if he were doing something plain and insipid.

All eyes turned to him. Then everyone laughed because they saw a migrant worker, but no one laughed out loud because they lived in a country that respected working people. Tian Dadao also smiled, he shook his head and smiled bitterly.

However, there was one person who did not laugh, not only did not laugh, but also kicked this "migrant worker" from behind.

Tao Lao looked at him carefully. He had unkempt hair, a cheap white cloth shirt, one trouser leg pulled low, and a pair of black cloth shoes barefoot. At first glance, he looks like a peasant who went to the city to work, that is, what city people are accustomed to calling migrant workers. Look closely, but he is white and pure. Not only white, but also very soft white, smooth white, white beautiful. Moreover, it can be seen that he cares very much about his teeth and nails, and the decoration is very beautiful.

"What's your opinion?"

"It's not an opinion, it's a suggestion."

"Your identity?"

"Her assistant."

He leaned over, and a girl with an embarrassed face flashed.

"Who is she?"

"I'm a reporter from the popular science newspaper, Zhang slowly." The embarrassed girl replied.

"What do you suggest?" Tao Lao's expression seemed to relax.

"I suggest you read a literature."

"Why do you want to read this document?"

"Because this document records the same medical records as Wada Dao."

Tao Lao was stunned: "What is this document called?" ”

The "migrant worker" walked over to the computer in the conference room.

The hand of the "migrant worker" stroked the computer keyboard softly and skillfully, and as his fingers slid on the keyboard, lines of English were displayed on the large electronic color screen on the side wall:

K． M．Heilmanand P. Satz

Neuropsychology of Human Emotion

New York: Guilford Press.

He said to Tao Lao: "This book has Antonio Damasio's description of a woman with a brain damage. It has been noted in the literature that if the damaged site is close to the twenty-fourth zone of the Borodmann's zone, in a place called the 'anterior cingulate gyrus', the human locomotor organs may lose volitional domination. Michael Posner's paper directly mentions the exact same rare medical record as Daido Wada, due to a particular type of brain injury caused by alien handia. The paper states that the alien left hand is the corresponding part of the corpus callosum that is damaged so that the left side cannot reach the left hand controlled by the damaged right area. Literature is available on the Internet. Whether the corresponding part of Tian Dadao's brain is damaged or not, as long as the cerebral blood flow is checked, it is not complicated, and Jinan can do it. ”

He seemed to finish these words very casually, and he still had that flat smile on his face.

Everyone has a personality, everyone pays attention to their image, everyone has hobbies, everyone has a temper, everyone wants to save face, everyone wants to have a temperament, and everyone pays attention to their own gains and losses. None of these, as if he didn't have any. Is it a natural habit? Is there no condition? Or don't you understand life?

He only has a bland appearance, a bland expression, and a bland smile.

He didn't want to be different in the slightest, could that be what made him different?

In fact, no one does not have a personality, no one does not pay attention to their image, no one does not have hobbies, no one does not have a temper, no one does not want to have a temperament, no one does not pay attention to their own gains and losses. It's just that everyone is looking for different content. It's different, it may be a little different, or it may be different from Ben. In this world, there are very few people who are not at all the same as what everyone is pursuing. They are either geniuses or fools.

The entire room couldn't see where he looked like a fool.

Now, some people are starting to feel like a fool.

Tao Lao began to feel like a fool. Rong Chao, Ding Huizhen, and Qin Er also began to feel like a fool.

They didn't seem to be able to stand his flat eyes, they were all big people, but he didn't seem to be big people, nor small people, and he was not bigger than these big people like them. He seems to be the kind of person who takes things like big guys as.

The others were gone, as if he had just done a very small thing, as if he had stretched and yawned.

The meeting has dispersed, the people have also dispersed, Tian Dadao will soon disappear, and there are still four people and four big people in the conference room. They're looking at the big things, they're looking at what's going on. There have been too many strange things in the past two days, first Tian Dadao, he spent so much money to beg them to do a very small thing. This very small matter has not yet been done, and there is a very small matter, Tao Lao's immediate boss ordered Tao Lao to determine the nature of Tian Dadao at this meeting, and set a nature that is enough to suspend him. For Tao Lao, this trivial matter that could have been solved in ten minutes has now encountered another trivial matter, an inexplicable trivial matter. But it's a trivial thing. They already sensed that there must be something big behind these little things.

What they are facing now is already a big deal. Today's little things are turned into big things by the little things that happened unexpectedly.

"Who the hell is he?" Tao Lao looked at Rong Chao, Ding Huizhen, and Qin Er.

"I don't know." Rong Chao replied, Ding Huizhen shook his head, and Qin Er seemed to be thoughtful.

"What do you think of the authority of the literature he offers today?"

"It's hard to say," Rong Chao and Ding Huizhen replied almost at the same time, Qin Er still looked thoughtful.

"It's hard to say no, I'm going to report tonight," Tao Lao was a little anxious.

"Does he look like he's joking?" After a brief silence, Qin Er looked at them with his cloudy eyes and asked.

"Not really." Ding Huizhen replied.

"Did he come premeditated?" Qin Er asked again.

"Not really."

"Is he a scholar?"

"I can't say it, it doesn't look like it," Rong Chao said with a little hesitation.

"It's a bit like a wild road, unlike people in our scientific research community, who don't seem to have anything to do with scholars." Ding Huizhen said a little unscrupulously.

"I don't think the same as you, he's definitely a true scholar." Qin Er said.

"Why?"

"Because, don't you think he behaves a bit like a man? Fluffy and uncombed hair, barefoot shoes, two pencils in his jacket pockets, and a nonchalant expression. ”

"You don't mean he has the Einstein demeanor. It is said that Einstein did not wear socks even when he met the president. Ding Huizhen looked at Qin Er's very serious expression, and her teasing tone seemed to fade a little.

Of course, a person with this kind of behavior is not necessarily a scholar, but his behavior is a natural expression of long-term loneliness and concentration on mental work. In fact, I should have remembered that it was him, Li Xianghe, a doctor of theoretical physics who returned to Jinan from studying in the UK 10 years ago. He researches a topic that consumes the minds of generations. A lot of people think he's too detached from reality. His choice will cost him most of the joie de vivre and honor of his life. For 10 years, people really forgot about him. If I had not been mistaken today, we would not have had to doubt the literature he provided, we would not have doubted what he said, and a man who forsakes all other pleasures and honors for the sake of science will not have the pleasure of showmanship. There will be no fun in intrigue. Qin Er said very slowly, he paused, as if he was a little struggling, he seemed to be trying to find a reason in his brain to convince others, "Let's not think that only people who are at the top of the scientific community are real scholars. Tao Lao, you are a person with deep experience, you say, it is easier for a person who is desperate to become an official and be promoted in order to become an official, what about promotion? Or is it easier for a person who is desperately scheming for the happiness of the people to become an official and be promoted? ”

Tao Lao thought for a moment and replied, "Of course it's the former." ”

For a long time, none of the four spoke. Because, none of the four of them could remember anything to say. If you don't have anything to say, why don't you leave? Because they still have a problem, how to report today.

A baker's dozen

She stood in front of the window and thought, her mind was a wormhole thought.

She was reminiscing about ten days ago. As soon as she woke up, she saw herself, smiling at her with another man. In the past, she could only see herself in the mirror, and now she finally sees herself from the outside. In the past, she saw herself in the mirror as a very dry and ugly man, and outsiders also commented on herself, but today she sees herself even uglier than in the mirror.

She knew that this ugly man was her past self, and her current self was a beautiful woman. An hour earlier, when she had helped the woman lie down on the bed and put on a memory copy device, she was still worried about whether she would wake up screaming at her own change. Now it seems that the replication was very successful, except for her own feelings, her own memories, her own thoughts. There is no other person's feeling, no one else's memory, no one else's thoughts. The woman's memories have all been erased. The memories of herself, that is, the wormhole, have been successfully copied into the woman's brain.

"It worked, we copied it." I heard my voice soft and small. I saw their hands dancing in ecstasy. For a while, I've become accustomed to thinking of the wormhole in front of me as someone else. The wormhole in front of me has become "him" in my mind.

fourteen

Everyone knows that Dong Laowan has a good coffin. Everyone knows that after Dong Laowan's death, the village cadres will not let him lie in this good coffin. Everyone knows that Dong Laowan's good coffin has not been sold for 20 years. Everyone knows that this good coffin is now a broken coffin.

Today, everyone knows that Dong Laowan's broken coffin finally has a buyer. Dong Laowan found eight strong men in the village, and Dong Laowan hired his eldest nephew's car.

Dong Laowan loaded the coffin into the car. He gave his eldest nephew an address. Then, he turned around and entered the courtyard, gently closed the courtyard door, and watched the car drive away through the crack in the door, and watched the lively crowd disperse. He started laughing, and laughing harder, and finally he started coughing, and the more he coughed. He was coughing and couldn't straighten up, but he couldn't open his eyes before he coughed, and he saw four feet coming to him, two of them were the feet of a big potato that he had been tired of looking at for decades, and two were the feet of a girl in shiny little leather shoes. At the same time, he heard the sound of giggling, the laughter of a girl he had ever heard.

He started to stop coughing. As soon as he looked up, he saw the smiling face of a girl he had ever seen, and he saw the smug expression of his wife and the five thousand dollars she held in her hand.

"I told Reporter Zhang." His wife said very proudly, "I think who in the village will laugh at us for this pig and this coffin this time." ”

She stopped talking abruptly because she sensed something was wrong. She saw that her old man's face had changed in anger, and he saw that her old man was glaring at him with the white eyes of a dead fish, as if he wanted to speak but could not.

She didn't understand a little, didn't the old man just like her better? She looked at Reporter Zhang, who was looking at her old man happily at this time.

"Congratulations to Uncle for making a fortune." As soon as Reporter Zhang spoke, he giggled, and Dong Laowan had a chilly feeling in this giggle. "It's really a good skill to sell a pig for 5,000 yuan, I heard that there is a secrecy fee of 2,000 yuan, what secrets are there, let's hear about it. In recent years, there have been many people who have used superstition to commit fraud, but there are not many who can shock the government, do you know? You'll be a celebrity in no time.

A few days ago, I came to interview your scolding pig twice, and although I have never been blessed to hear that pig scolding me, I still miss you and his old man. Today I would have liked to interview you for sending live pigs in coffins. Unexpectedly, a pig, a broken coffin, you actually sold it for a good price of 5,000 yuan. It seems that there must be more interesting news in this. Reporter Zhang happily looked at Dong Laowan, who was full of sorrow, and continued: "Uncle, are you worried that your pig is uncomfortable in the coffin, it doesn't matter, in fact, we have a total of several people here today, and a few people have taken a taxi to follow the coffin car to track and interview, and we will have news of it soon." ”

"Reporter Zhang, can this matter not be publicized," Dong Laowan stammered nervously.

"Yes, but you have to tell us everything. In news interviews, we must respect the opinions of the parties, but this is when we do not find that the parties have violated the law and violated morals. If we find a problem such as this, we will investigate it regardless of the person's request. We also reserve the right to investigate if we suspect that the person concerned has acted dishonestly. Looking at Dong Laowan, who nodded yes again and again, she simply put on a straight face and said: "The first time, I came to interview by myself, you said that your pig will definitely scold, I accompanied your pig here for a day, I bought two packs of instant noodles by myself, and bought you two catties of meat buns, you said that your pig loves watermelon the most, and I bought two big watermelons for your pig." In the end, there is not a single bun left of your buns, your pig has eaten all the watermelon with the skin, and your wife has eaten my instant noodles. As a result, except for your pig who snorted twice when he ate the watermelon, you didn't snort a single time. The second time, I went with two colleagues for another interview. You swear by the heavens, spitting and stomping your feet, saying that your pig is not human if you have not cursed anyone. He also said that if you don't believe it, you can ask your neighbors, you can ask Lao Sun's family, and ask Huang Yidao. As a result, after we asked, none of them were sure about it. They said it might have been someone shouting. We went to the village cadres again, and they said that you are a money addict, and told us not to believe your nonsense. Reporter Zhang sighed, "Actually, we don't care, we just need to talk to the Public Security Bureau." Refer the suspicions of these things to them, and we will not intervene. But you're in big trouble. ”

Dong Laowan looked at Reporter Zhang nervously, and Reporter Zhang's expression now seemed to sympathize with him Dong Laowan.

"Who is the person who bought your pig," she asked softly, as if casually.

"I don't know."

"What kind of person is it?"

"A very quiet young man, at first, I felt that he was quite loyal and honest in his words and deeds."

"Later it turned out that he wasn't honest."

"Yes."

"How did he go from being honest at the beginning to being dishonest later."

"When he came in and asked me where the cursing pig was, he said it was his uncle. He said that his uncle liked to scold people, 'Fuck you,' he said that his uncle had been in a coma at home for several days, and he said that an old Chinese medicine doctor told his family that his uncle's soul had been attached to other people or other animals, and that this person or animal was too far away and had to get it back quickly, and after a long time his uncle was not saved. He said that the old Chinese medicine doctor also told him that if the soul was attached to a person, he would beat the person with a stick until the soul was knocked out of the person. If the soul is attached to an animal, just kill the animal. But when killing, the box must be placed in front of the animal's head, and at the same time the name of his uncle must be called. He said as he pulled out a small square box from a small leather pocket. Finally, he asked me who bought the pig from, and if the pig's forehead was hairless, and he said that a bald black pig in his house had suddenly disappeared on the day his uncle was unconscious. ”

"The story is so well written, but unfortunately I can't see if his performance is as wonderful as the story he made."

He pretended to be pitiful and anxious. At that time, I felt that I might have to suffer, other people's pigs, other people's uncle's souls, don't I want chickens and eggs to beat? I had an extra heart at the time," Dong Laowan glanced at reporter Zhang uneasily, "I spent a total of more than 2,000 yuan on this pig, I can't let all this money go down the drain, right?" So, I said to the young man, 'Well, young man, it is important to save your uncle anyway, your uncle is still in a coma, how can you have time to find out the ins and outs of this pig, after all, this pig was picked up by someone, not stolen by someone, and you can't take it from anyone without giving money, and if there is a dispute, I'm afraid it will be your uncle who is unlucky.' I see that you are also an honest child, your uncle is a warm-hearted person, listen to your uncle's words, and avoid disaster. ’”

After bargaining, it was finally sold for 1,300 yuan. He took away his uncle's soul and left the dead pig for me. ”

Why did he change his mind later? Take the live pigs with you. ”

"Because of his uncle." Dong Laowan hesitated a little when he said. "Because his uncle affectionately calls him Xiaobai."

"It's not going to be your nonsense."

"I really hope this is my nonsense, and I really hope that his uncle didn't call him at that time, he seems to be very afraid that others will know that someone calls him Xiaobai, from that moment on, his eyes suddenly became cold and afraid of people."

"Pigs call him Xiaobai?"

"Yes, the pig calls him Xiaobai."

"How can you be sure that the pig is calling him."

"You know, no matter how many people I go to this pig with me, it always looks at me, but this time as soon as Xiaobai and I appeared, the pig stared at him and called Xiaobai, and barked repeatedly, not looking at me from beginning to end. It seems that the pig is really his uncle. Before that, I was really worried that he would buy the wrong uncle and go back, and come back to me to return the money. ”

"His name is not uncle."

"Nope."

"What else did they say?"

Without saying a word, the pig seemed to be unable to speak. Xiaobai didn't say a word, he stared at the pig for a long time, and then suddenly decided to take the live pig away. ”

"In the end, Xiaobai bought your coffin again, and the two of you put the pig in the coffin, and because the pig was too big, the two of you had to put the pig at the big end of the coffin. In this way, it is very difficult to carry the coffin with eight people, and it is necessary to use six people to lift the coffin with the big head and two people to lift the coffin with the small head. The two of you also sawed a narrow slit under the eaves of the coffin so that his uncle could catch his breath, and then he left an address, and he waited there first. She said very proudly, looking at Dong Laowan's stunned face, she suddenly asked, "Where is the address he left?" ”

"'Come again', a small roadside restaurant called "Come again."

"Is it the 'good come' of the West of National Road 103, 500 meters south of the South Outer Ring Road?" Reporter Zhang smiled again, "Coincidentally, I am very familiar with the proprietress who came again, and it just so happens that I am going to her tonight to taste her fried grass carp." ”

Seeing her turn around and take off her mineral water bottle, Dong Laowan suddenly said, "Are you okay?" She turned around and glanced at Dong Laowan, who was still nervous, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

"Something."

"What's the matter?"

"I'm a countryman, and the government told me to tell the truth, and I didn't dare not tell the truth. Now I've told you the truth, but Xiaobai is by no means a simple person, he said that if I tell the story, the kid I drove in the design institute will have an accident. ”

"I would never say that journalists, like lawyers, are required to maintain confidentiality for their clients. The problem is that you must never say it to anyone again. ”

"If it weren't for my stupid wife leaking the wind to you before I had time to tell her, I wouldn't even say anything about you." Dong Laowan's face finally cleared up a little.

Reporter Zhang said it when he walked out of Dong Laowan's courtyard door, and told her brother-in-law Li Xiang. And I said it with oil and vinegar. Because she is Zhang Slowly, she is called a nonsense Zhang Slowly.

fifteen

Now, Zhang slowly and Li Xiang are really good to eat fried grass carp again, fried grass carp is a folk snack in Tai'an, Shandong. Deep-fried grass carp the size of a woman's finger, golden brown, sprinkled with salt and pepper, Tai'an people love to serve on large plates.

Today, there is a large plate on their table, a large plate of small grass carp fried by the proprietress herself.

"It's delicious." Li Xianghe freed his mouth and praised after eating five fish in a row.

"There are no coffins here, no people like Xiaobai, and no pigs like Uncle Xiaobai." Zhang slowly smashed Li Xianghe with his elbow, and whispered, as if he was very dissatisfied with Li Xiang, who only knew how to eat fish.

"There are five fish here." Li Xiang who just lowered his head to eat the fish, muttered quietly in his mouth. Zhang was about to kick him with her feet, but suddenly, she also saw five fish, five braised fish. Five braised fish were placed separately on a table, five chairs had been placed around the table, the proprietress came over and put a large plate of steamed buns on the table, and a girl came over to put a large pot of winter melon soup.

"Why five fish?"

"There's a car driver in there, Dong Laowan's eldest nephew." Li Xiangwho said while eating. Zhang slowly stopped talking, because when the car pulling the coffin drove away, she was talking to Dong Laowan's wife, and was saying, "Your broken coffin can be sold for fifty yuan at most." ”

"What's bigger than death?" Li Xiang suddenly asked Zhang slowly.

The second monk Zhang was puzzled by the question all of a sudden, "Why did you suddenly remember to ask this?" She hesitated and asked.

"Because there's something bigger than death on my computer."

"What's the big deal?"

"I don't know. I only know that there is something bigger than death, and I don't know what the big thing is. The email has a password set,"

"You don't have a password?"

"I thought about it for days, and finally it occurred to me that there was one person who might have."

"Who?"

"Your mother," Li Xianghe saw Zhang's eyes slowly widen and smiled, "That is, my mother-in-law." ”

Zhang giggled slowly, but Li Xianghe suddenly lost the meaning of laughing at this time, and looked at Zhang slowly behind him. "Why did you get distracted all of a sudden?" Zhang slowly smiled at Li Xianghe. Li Xianghe glanced at Zhang slowly, glanced behind her, and whispered, "It's not that I'm distracted, but I've seen a ghost." ”

Zhang slowly turned his head but didn't see a ghost, only saw that there was nothing on the table where the braised fish was placed.

"I'm looking for a little grass carp." Zhang slowly waved to the proprietress behind the counter. The proprietress came to her with a smile. It seems that the name of the proprietress is Little Grass Carp. Zhang slowly pointed to the table where the braised fish was placed just now, "Where is the braised fish?" "What braised fish?" "The five braised fish you just prepared for five people. Did the fish eater change his mind temporarily and pack away. The little grass carp smiled: "No one wants to eat braised fish today, I have never made braised fish, and there has never been braised fish on this table." Does Miss Zhang want to eat braised fish? ”

Zhang slowly stared at the little grass carp with his eyes, it seems that the little nonsense spirit met the old nonsense spirit today.

Zhang slowly and suddenly walked up to the girl and hugged her affectionately, "Little sister, where is the winter melon soup you served just now?" I like winter melon soup the most, can you bring me a bowl? ”

"What winter melon soup?" The girl has a man's voice. Zhang slowly let go of the girl in horror and stared at her in a daze, the girl still said in a stupid man's voice: "I am the only one here called winter melon soup." She looked at the little grass carp and asked as if puzzled, "Does she want to drink me?" ”

The little grass carp laughed. "She's not trying to drink you, your dog's brother's friend is trying to drink a soup that boils winter melon and shrimp skin together with water."

"Is there really such a soup in the world?" She smiled silly, revealing a pair of childish little tiger teeth.

Li Xiangwho and Zhang slowly looked at each other. They were thinking the same question: Was she really a fool? Or am I a fool?