Chapter 259: Wang Ling Xiao'er!
In fact, to put it mildly, it is difficult, and it is not difficult. If you don't need some partial methods, it's nothing more than two points: keep your mouth shut and open your legs.
Don't ask for two points to go together, even if only one point can be done well, it will have an effect. But it is precisely a lot of people who shout about losing weight that can't even do it at all.
For example, right now, Liu Tao has been running recently, but according to them, after the physical fitness test is over tomorrow, he will be as lazy as he wants, expecting him to exercise again? Suspend!
Not to mention the aspect of eating, at first glance, it is the master who refuses to lose his mouth and stomach, and he can eat so much for breakfast, but what about lunch and dinner? How much energy is needed to outweigh this intake......
In general, Liu Tao, a fat man, wants to lose weight - just talk about it......
Wang Ling really couldn't think of anything to hit him or remind him of anything, so he ate breakfast by himself.
As a result of exercising in the Red Alert world, Wang Ling's current dining speed is also very fast, and he swallowed it all within a few minutes of twice the amount of ordinary people. At this time, Liu Tao was still eating the sea by himself, and he didn't know about Wang Ling's arrival.
Wiping his mouth, Wang Ling simply cleaned up the dining table, looked at Liu Tao, shook his head very helplessly, didn't bother him, turned around and left the cafeteria and went back to the dormitory.
In the real world, on campus, Wang Ling usually has nothing to do, so he simply falls asleep.
During the period of returning to the cage, he seemed to hear the sound of bells in the corridor in a trance, and there was a very rhythmic chanting sound, from far to near, which sounded very weird.
If it were normal times, Wang Ling might still be a little curious and go out to take a look, but now he is falling asleep and returning to sleep, under normal circumstances, returning to the cage is more fragrant than normal sleeping, as long as it is not his own business, Wang Ling does not want to get up.
Not only that, but he even felt that the jingle sound was a little annoying, so he stuffed his head under the pillow, barely blocked some of the sound, and fell asleep again in a daze.
After waiting for more than two hours, Wang Ling woke up, stretched out after getting up, and was about to go to the toilet.
However, as soon as he opened the door, he was startled - he saw that there were a large number of yellow spirit runes scattered in this corridor, and even some smell of burning paper, and a spirit rune was pasted on the door of each dormitory.
"What the hell are you doing?" Wang Ling slept soundly last night, and he didn't know what was going on, and now he was confused.
After looking around, Wang Ling tiptoed into the bathroom, and happened to see someone washing, so he was naturally taken as a tongue by Wang Ling: "Brother, what's going on in this corridor, have you done Dharma things?" ”
The buddy who brushed his teeth sighed, "cut" and said: "It's not last night, the people in the entire dormitory building felt a strong panic, and then there were rumors that it was haunted. Today, there is a local tyrant, specially invited a Taoist priest, one floor after another to do Dharma chanting, and the door of each dormitory is pasted with yellow charms, otherwise they dare not come back to live! ”
“......”
Wang Ling was stunned when he heard this, and then showed an embarrassed expression.
The root cause of this matter seems to be still on him, and he experimented with the spiritual force field last night, but he didn't expect to make such a fuss about this group of people. The sound of bells and chanting in the morning made me feel that this is really a Dharma thing!
The guy who spoke continued to rub for a while, and only after brushing his teeth did he continue: "They say that it is haunted, I think it is suspicious, and it is quite ridiculous to invite a Taoist priest to come." However, it's good to do a ritual, what if it's true? I didn't tear off the yellow talisman on the door of our dormitory, so I thought it was a psychological comfort. ”
Well, what this man said is in line with the thinking of many people in China.
As soon as the ghosts are concerned, there are very few people in China who believe 100 percent, and there are not many people who don't believe it at all.
After finishing speaking, the man rubbed his face a few more times, wiped it clean, took his toiletries, greeted Wang Ling and left the bathroom.
Wang Ling couldn't cry or laugh now, but the matter had come to this point, and there was nothing he could do, so he went back to the dormitory as if nothing had happened.
Although he knew the root cause of last night's incident, Wang Ling didn't think about tearing the yellow talisman on the dormitory door, but instead found a large wide tape and glued the yellow talisman to the door, and it took a little effort to deduct it.
What's the point? Just like when I was a child, many people folded paper airplanes and sighed before flying, so let's have an auspicious picture......
After this ritual was completed, many people in the dormitory building felt more at ease, and those who had been out also returned to the dormitory one after another. However, this ritual was difficult for the dormitory manager, and not long after, Wang Ling saw the old man in the dormitory manager, holding a broom and dragging a big garbage can, sweeping from one end of the corridor to the other. The trash can is almost full of spirit runes, and it seems that people sweep it directly from the first floor to the sixth floor, which is not easy......
As for the spirit runes on the doors of each dormitory, the dormitory manager didn't touch it again, and the dormitory manager also slept in the dormitory building last night, and experienced last night's panic firsthand, although he didn't believe in ghosts and gods, but it wasn't too difficult for this group of students, and even his duty room, there was a card posted on the door......
Speaking of which, this group of people is really unlucky enough to have such a classmate as Wang Ling. Twice in a row, twice in a row, because Wang Ling experimented with new skills, it had a big impact on their lives, but they didn't know what was going on.
And Wang Ling's "simple" experiment, after causing this kind of impact, seems to be nothing, the old god is staying in the dormitory to rest and entertain, if there is an insider, I don't know how to despise him.
Staying alone in the dormitory, Wang Ling was used to it, and before he knew it, it was already afternoon, Wang Ling was leaning on the bed and playing with his mobile phone, when he suddenly heard a soft knock on the door.
"Who will come at this time?"
Wang Ling was a little puzzled, and was just about to get up and open the door, but suddenly heard a loud sound of "duang", and the door of the dormitory was kicked open!
Not only that, but as the dormitory door hit the wall and was bounced back halfway, the perpetrator shouted arrogantly: "Wowhahaha, Wang Ling Xiaoer, do you miss Lao Tzu?" ”
The dormitory was kicked in for no reason, and it was damaged by this pass, Wang Ling was a little angry on the spot, and he just wanted to scold him back, but when he got up and saw someone coming, he instantly lost his anger - it was not an outsider who came, but Wei Bowen, who was a bad friend......