Since the last time Cthulhu was naughty by Jiang Xiaowei, he stuffed a program code for the treatment of mentally ill patients into his brain, and then his brain was a little abnormal, he wanted to sing for a while, wanted to drink for a while, and forced his subordinate Octopus Village Chief to go to the earth to get him wine to drink every day.

You think this Cthulhu is the size of a mountain (the head of an octopus), and no amount of alcohol is enough for it. It's really hard for the village chief of Jain, who has emptied almost all the wineries on the earth during this time and transferred them through five-dimensional space bubbles. It can get thousands of catties of fine liquor at a time, and Cthulhu only needs one sip to suck it all into his stomach.

Although compared to Cthulhu's huge size, drinking thousands of pounds of alcohol at a time is nothing, but in the long run, alcohol accumulates in his stomach, and Cthulhu finally becomes a drunk.

Perhaps it was the code that treated the mentally ill that invaded Cthulhu's brain like a virus, disrupting its consciousness and creating some unwarranted memories. After Cthulhu became a drunkard, he began to recall scenes from his life when he was a child, and whenever he missed his loved ones, he would cry sadly.

In fact, a monster like Cthulhu was originally a freak that was accidentally produced by the local disorder of the cosmic program, and it has no relatives at all. So after it drank, some strange human feelings inexplicably arose in its consciousness, wanting to miss its relatives, but it couldn't remember what relatives it was?

It only remembered that Jiang Xiaowei said that he was its uncle in his previous life. Uncle is my father's own brother. But I can't remember what my father looks like!

My uncle!

My uncle!

At least this one loved one is right!

I'm looking for my uncle!

In this way, he forced the poor village chief of Jain to find Jiang Xiaowei to meet.

Although Jain did not believe that an ordinary human could be the uncle of the Great King, he did not dare to disobey the King's orders, so he had to take advantage of the opportunity to steal wine from major wineries and search all over the earth by the way. After searching for several months, I finally found that Jiang Xiaowei was on a small island in the South Pacific. But because of the might of the two Andromeda masters, it waited patiently nearby for a while, and finally waited until the two Andromeda masters left the island together, and then sneaked up on the island, and even coaxed and deceived the two innocent young men who had no scheming intentions.

Jain led the two of them forward, and saw a huge black shadow lying on the ground in the distance, a large number of tentacles piled up around him, like a huge mountain of garbage, without the majesty he had seen before.

Smelling a strong smell of wine from a distance, Jiang Xiaowei was already on full alert, and secretly told Xiaochun: "This big guy is very powerful, we are not opponents." If the situation is not right, run quickly, and don't get caught by it! ”

Xiaochun turned his head around strangely and said, "What about your nephew of the king?" ”

Jiang Xiaowei stared at the big pile of black things, and said in a low voice: "It's the big guy in front!" It's called Cthulhu. ”

"Ahh Xiaochun looked at Jiang Xiaowei in surprise, widened his eyes and said, "This big guy is your nephew?" Then you...... So you're not human, you're a monster too? ”

She looked Jiang Xiaowei up and down in surprise, as if she wanted to get to know him again.

Jiang Xiaowei said helplessly: "I'm not a monster. Last time, I just lied to it casually, saying that I was its uncle in my previous life, but who knew that it was serious......"

Xiaochun looked at Cthulhu and said, "It seems that this big guy's brain is not very good...... If it calls you uncle, what should it call me? ”

She frowned and thought, looking like she really wanted to be related to Cthulhu.

"That's right! It should call me 'Grandma', that's it! She shook her fist excitedly.

"Auntie?" Jiang Xiaovic said, "Then aren't you a generation older than me?" ”

Xiaochun patted Jiang Xiaowei's shoulder with a big grin and said, "I should have called my aunt, but I also meant to call my aunt." Don't worry, I won't take advantage of you! ”

Jiang Xiaowei couldn't laugh or cry.

As the two spoke, Jain had placed dozens of large wine vasks brought from his personal space neatly on the ground. There are 36 large wine tanks, and each large wine tank is filled with 200 catties of 56 degrees of aged liquor, a total of 7,200 catties of good liquor put together, and suddenly exudes bursts of pungent aroma of wine, just smelling it is intoxicating.

Cthulhu smelled the wine, immediately opened his eyes, stared at the large wine vasks in front of him, slowly raised his body, and the two tentacles were propped up in the ground, and the huge octopus head floated in the air, covering the large wine vats.

The octopus's mouth grew under its head, like a large upside-down bag, and it moved over the large wine jars, and in a single bite it sucked the thirty-six large wine jars clean and trickled down.

Jiang Xiaowei sighed on the side: "According to the way it is drunk, won't it make the people on the earth have no wine to drink!" From then on, there were no more drunkards on earth. It's really 'drunk with me, happy thousands of families.'" ’”

After Cthulhu finished drinking, he tilted to the side and hummed indistinctly: "Pork belly, two pot heads, sauerkraut vermicelli stewed chicken...... I don't know if he has ever tasted what it tastes like to stew chicks with sauerkraut vermicelli?

Jain stepped forward boldly and said, "King Qiyu, your uncle has come to see you......"

Cthulhu's singing stopped, and he muttered, "My uncle...... My uncle...... I really want to see my uncle......"

Jain said cautiously: "Your uncle is here......"

Cthulhu rolled his cloudy eyes to look around, and finally saw Jiang Xiaowei and Xiaochun.

It raised its head and looked at Jiang Xiaowei, and sent out a consciousness message: "Uncle, you are finally willing to come to see me......"

Jiang Xiaowei took two steps back nervously and embarrassed, and said, "I...... I heard you wanted to see me......"

Xiaochun waved his hand at Cthulhu with excitement on his face, and shouted loudly without knowing whether he was alive or dead: "Good nephew, hello! ”

Cthulhu looked at Xiaochun suspiciously and asked, "Who is this?" ”

"I'm your aunt! Dear Aunt! Xiaochun shouted, "You should call me Grandma!" Scream, scream! ”

Jiang Xiaowei's cold sweat flowed down.

"Auntie?" Cthulhu looked at Xiaochun suspiciously, and then at Jiang Xiaowei.

Jiang Xiaowei had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Hmm...... This is really your own aunt. ”

Cthulhu was overjoyed, and immediately pounced on Xiaochun, shouting, "Aunt Dear! Grandma! I have another loved one! ”

Jiang Xiaowei got goosebumps.

Xiaochun laughed and said, "Good nephew! Good nephew! My aunt came in a hurry this time, so I didn't bring you a gift, so I'll bring you candy next time! ”

Cthulhu was so excited that tears flowed down his eyes, and he nodded again and again: "Okay! Good! Auntie will bring me candy next time! Cthulhu wants to eat sugar! ”

Xiaochun looked at the huge monster in front of him and asked curiously, "Good nephew, I heard that old octopus call you 'Venerable King', do you still have a kingdom?" ”

Cthulhu muttered, "I used to have a kingdom, and then it's gone." But I'm still their king, and I'm currently in charge of the reptiles of the entire solar system. ”

"That's amazing!" Xiaochun's eyes widened in surprise and said, "Are those reptiles on the earth also under your control?" ”

"Of course." Cthulhu said, "If any reptiles provoke you, just mention my name, and they will obey, and you won't dare to disobey what you tell them to do." ”

Xiaochun nodded and said, "Hmm! I know. When I meet a reptile in the future, I will mention your name. If they don't listen, you can help me beat them. ”