Chapter 77: A moment of Spring Night is worth a thousand gold
After Xu Haoran finished speaking, he hung up and got out of the car, but what he said was all in mind for the huskies whose physical functions had been fully upgraded.
The husky stared at Xu Haoran's back and saw him pick up his phone again.
"Hey, my little white rabbit, do you have time tonight? I bought a new bed, come to my house tonight to try the bed! ”
Xu Haoran said with a lewd smile.
The husky quietly followed, taking advantage of his distraction, and slipped into the villa.
It watched Xu Haoran gesture in front of the mirror, and said to himself: "Hmph, Zhao Xinlu, you little goblin, you can't escape from the palm of my hand...... And you, the one who collects the rags, which hand you use to hit me, the labor and management will be abolished, and you will be a cripple for the rest of your life! ”
After speaking, Xu Haoran came out to blow his bangs in the mirror, and then went into the bathroom to take a shower, and found no husky in the house at all.
When the husky heard Xu Haoran's words, his mind flashed, and an evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Zizizizi!
The doorbell rang, Xu Haoran put on his pants and couldn't wait to open the door.
I saw that the person who came was a beautiful woman dressed in a bewitching dress, with revealing clothes, a graceful figure, and a prime of age.
"My little heart! Come on in, I can't wait! ”
Xu Haoran lifted the beauty up, and the beauty was startled, and slapped him angrily: "Oops! Why are you in a hurry, and no one is robbing you. ”
"Hee-hee, who made your little goblin so pretty, Comeon, baby!"
Xu Haoran picked up the beauty and rushed directly into the bedroom.
"Oops, why does it stink so much?"
The beautiful woman was thrown onto the bed, and the stench was instantly felt and disgusting.
And Xu Haoran, who had long been impatient, didn't care so much at all, and pressed the woman on the bed like a hungry tiger.
"it!"
The beauty burst into a foul mouth and jumped out of bed with a distorted expression.
"What are you doing?"
Xu Haoran asked with a displeased expression, women are troubles, and they are the ones who spoil the fun at the critical moment.
But then, a strong foul smell was heard.
"Gross!"
Xu Haoran retched directly, and hurriedly jumped out of bed, looking at everything in front of him in shock.
I saw that my clean Simmons mattress had a lot of unknown liquids, and the room was filled with the smell of public toilets.
Then he realized that his and the woman's bodies were stained with a lot of Xiang, and they stinked so much that they were poisonous to the heart.
"Oops, fuck me!"
The beauty was instantly disgusted to the point that her liver and gallbladder were broken, and she vomited in front of Xu Haoran.
Xu Haoran didn't vomit, but looking at the disgusting vomiting of the beauty, he also vomited instantly.
"Oh, I'll go...... It's disgusting, what the hell is going on? ...... vomit"
Xu Haoran and the beautiful woman rushed out of the room, but after pushing the door to the living room, they found that a husky was defecating in the open unscrupulously, and his leather sofa and bria coffee table were not spared.
The husky also noticed the person behind him, and slowly turned to face Xu Haoran, grinning.
"Where's the husky? Actually made my house like this, damn, I have to chop you up today. ”
Xu Haoran suddenly became angry, picked up a baseball bat and hit it like a husky.
"Slaughter it, skin it, and pull its tendons!"
The beauty barked hysterically like a mad dog.
But the husky is agile and athletic, flashing and moving in the living room, Xu Haoran just can't hit it.
And when Xu Haoran fell to the ground, the husky lost no time in crashing a stinky fart in his face, and then ran out of the door and slipped away.
As he ran, he howled wolf.
If Li Long had heard this, he would have known that the husky was saying that he had run out of ammunition.
Xu Haoran was hit by a stinky fart, and there was a chill in his heart, and he instantly felt like he was out of his body.
Seeing this, the beautiful woman turned around and rushed into the bathroom with a disgusted expression, and after rinsing it off, she couldn't wait to run out of the door, never wanting to see the house again.
"Dead pervert, why did you ask me to try the bed, I thought you were a rich and handsome, and you actually played such a disgusting thing, you must tell your sisters when you go back, don't take his job again."
The beauty was furious in her heart, and left cursed.
"It's all that husky, let me see it again, I have to chop it up."
The husky observed the movement of the villa from a distance, and found that the woman had escaped from the gate, and passed by her, and the startled beauty ran away barefoot.
"Come on, go back and get your reward."
The husky was secretly smug, and then ran back on his toes.
At this time, Li Long, who was already asleep, was suddenly woken up by the doorbell.
He opened the door sleepily and found no one in sight.
Then I heard a complaining dog barking: "Here, master, I have been waiting outside the door for a long time." ”
Li Long looked down, and then he found the husky.
After the husky finished speaking, he entered the door by himself, and Li Long's expression changed.
"Damn, you fell into the toilet? Go take a shower! ”
The smell emanating from the husky made Li Long instantly upset, and he was not sleepy at that time.
The husky glanced at Li Long angrily, sat down proudly, and the old god said: "This prodigal son is charging for you, and you actually dislike me?" ”
"What do you mean?" Li Long asked in confusion.
The husky took out his leftover fried chicken, chewed and swallowed the bones and meat, and described the whole process: "It is said that the prodigal son with his amazing speed, all the way to the man's house, before he wanted to applaud the love with the beautiful woman, this prodigal son flew down 3,000 feet, ran away without paper, let them fall in love with a thick body of, I still want to eat fried chicken, do you say it is good to make it?" ”
The corners of Li Long's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he was very speechless about this dog, and his mouth was full of smoothness, do you still want to go to graduate school?
However, the writing is really good, the text follows the words and explains things smoothly.
Li Long was very satisfied with what he heard, and he could also see that Erha had put a lot of effort into the process, and he tortured Xu Haoran enough.
At the same time, I also felt Erha's heart for Zhao Xinlu.
So he readily agreed: "Good to make, good to make, absolutely good!" Whatever you want to eat today, I'll buy you anything. ”
Li Long gave the husky enough face, and then gave him a bucket of fried chicken.
"Wow, I want it too, I want it too."
The little white cat, which was already asleep, also suddenly rushed wildly.
But as soon as it approached the husky, it immediately covered its nose and said in disgust: "It stinks!" Hurry up and take a shower! ”
This time, the husky said that he was sad, and walked to the bathroom with a resentful face.
The husky's attitude towards the little white cat's dislike is completely different from that in the face of Li Long's dislike.
Li Long saw it, smiled, and thought that he was also a person who had a girlfriend at the beginning, thinking like this, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
"Oh, I almost forgot, I overheard Xu Haoran's phone call at the time, he seemed to have called someone named Fu Biao, saying that he would beat you to a cripple tomorrow, you have to pay attention!"
With that, the husky walked into the bathroom alone.
As a result, Li Long listened, and went up and pulled the husky's tail over: "Such a key piece of information, you only say it now?" ”
The husky smiled dryly and said: "I see that you are so skilled and courageous, such a little danger can't help you at all, even if I don't say it, they are not your opponents." ”
"I said Erha, you're pretty good at sycophancy! So what if I get really disabled? ”
Li Long said angrily.
It seems that what he expected was good, Xu Haoran prides himself on being an elite, and he is definitely not willing to be suffocated.
It's okay if he really starts, but he can't always fight and kill, or Lulu will think he's too violent.
So he had to come up with a plan once and for all.
The husky saw Li Long's frowning, and thought that he was frightened, so he stepped forward and stood up and said to Li Long: "Don't be afraid, there is a prodigal son, a few hooligans and gangsters will definitely not be able to hurt you, I have long sensed that there are at least hundreds of dogs in this vicinity, and as long as I give an order, pour out of the nest, and attack it in groups, I will be able to win a big victory." ”
The husky began to dragged words again as he spoke, and put on a posture of giving up who else.
Li Long couldn't help but be speechless and said: "Other people's dogs are all dogs fighting people, but my dogs let me fight dogs!" ”
At this time, the little white cat also licked her lips and said bravely and fearlessly: "And me, and me." ”
Li Long stroked the little white cat's supple body hair and said, "You better stay honest, or you will be distracted to save you when the time comes." ”
The little white cat snorted aggrievedly: "Hmph, we'll see!" ”