Chapter 016: Drunk
Chen Hao didn't have time to think about it, he rushed over all of a sudden, pulled the woman hard, and then the Audi flew by with a roar.
"You stupid woman, are you looking for death, are you impatient?" Chen Hao roared loudly, trembling with fright.
Chen Hao's face was pale and frightened.
Zhang Xiaoxiao staggered to Chen Hao's side, and saw Chen Hao twisting his face, panting heavily, his eyes widened, and his handsome face became fierce.
"Why are you so angry, look, the little face is angry like this, like Lei Gong in the temple.
Hehe, you're worried about me, don't worry, my life is long, even if I want to die, God won't let me die easily.
My family still owes a lot of debts to others, my father is not in good health, my younger brothers and sisters are still in school, the task is not completed, and Lord Yama will not accept me. ”
Looking at Chen Hao's crooked appearance, Zhang Xiaoxiao approached his face, smiled hippie, and deliberately pinched his cheek a few times, and patted it indiscriminately.
"Let's go, you come with me, give you back the money, I have to go home quickly, otherwise Dad will worry about me."
Zhang Xiaoxiao, who was drunk, remembered to withdraw the money and return it to Chen Hao, and staggered to the front.
The frightened Chen Hao gasped, wiped his handsome and pale face, scolded "crazy woman, stupid woman" in his mouth, and chased after him helplessly.
Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at the sign under the lights all the way, and finally found the bank, and was overjoyed.
"Where will I find Tianliang, won't I find it soon, the proprietress is really, I think I'm really drunk, hum, it's too underestimating me."
She pushed open the glass door and walked inside. I found the bank card from my bag and inserted it, and when the bank card was inserted and I was about to enter the password,
She also looked back vigilantly and found that Chen Hao was standing behind her, looking at herself fixedly, and there seemed to be an evil smile at the corner of her mouth.
"Bad guy, don't peek, you know, this is all my belongings, a surprise for a loved one's birthday or something, and it's also my little private vault.
Alas, it's a pity that it will cost two-thirds of the meal tonight. No way, I can't add another creditor's name.
Tell me that I have made up my mind that my debtors can only be crossed out one by one, and there can be no more than one more.
Take it out, take it out, and save it slowly in the future. ”
After she muttered for a while, she turned her head and asked Chen Hao, how much is it?
"You stupid woman, you can take three hundred yuan, didn't you say that you still have fifty in your pocket?" Chen Hao chuckled.
500 yuan is removed by one-third, and 1,000 yuan of private money is not enough, which is embarrassing enough.
"Oops, hey, hey, come out, come out." Zhang Xiaoxiao laughed, happily took the money in his hand, and retrieved the bank card.
After carefully putting it into the bag, he turned the money back and stuffed it to Chen Hao, and continued to rummage through the change in the purse. "It's thirty dollars short, right? Remember I still have change here, where is it......"
After stuffing the money to Chen Hao, Zhang Xiaoxiao was relieved, and his heart was sweet, like a lump of honey in his throat.
"Are you so happy to pay back other people's money?" Chen Hao looked at the pitiful little money in his hand and asked puzzledly.
"You don't know, the happiest thing in my life now is to repay other people's money, every time I have to fight with my father to repay other people's money, I will be happy for several days when I see the name of the debtor on the small book being crossed out.
These creditors are the driving force of my life, and thinking about the gradual reduction of creditors makes me feel very comfortable, like a stone pressed on my body has been removed. It's just a pity ......"
Chen Hao asked strangely: "What is a pity?" ”
"It's a pity that your name is not written down in my little notebook, and I can't appreciate the joy of crossing out your creditor."
"Sure enough, there is something wrong with my heart, and I am a little perverted." Chen Hao pursed his lips and muttered to himself.
"What are you saying, I can't hear clearly, be louder."
Zhang Xiaoxiao paid off the debt, and her mood may have been a lot lighter, the alcohol was suppressed for too long, and began to churn in her stomach and became active, and one after another burps rushed out of her throat, and the stench inside was suddenly stinky.
Chen Hao fanned the air in front of him with his hand, frowned, and wanted to run away from the door, but heard the vomiting sound of Zhang Xiaoxiao turning his stomach from behind him.
The old man of the doorman rushed over when he heard the sound, and when he saw that this couple had made the ATM room stinky and messy, he couldn't help but complain.
"You young man, how can you let your girlfriend drink so much?
It's unacceptable to chase girls in this way. Do you want to do whatever you want while your girlfriend is drunk, do you think the girl won't wake up! ”
Chen Hao's face was red, and he hurriedly explained: "It's not that I let her drink so much wine, it's that she wants to drink so much wine herself." ”
The old uncle saw that Chen Hao was at a loss, and his words were still very shy, so he smiled and said: "I'm also a man, haven't I ever been young, I don't understand the mentality of boys, don't fool me." ”
"I didn't get you, what I said was true." Chen Hao felt that his face was hot, and he was about to turn red to the base of his neck.
"Stinky boy, I'm too lazy to argue with you, you have to clean up this vomit before you can leave."
The injustice in Chen Hao's heart is really indescribable. Originally, he was very fond of cleanliness, and he had to clean up the scene.
Zhang Xiaoxiao was already like a dead pig, sleeping motionless on the floor, drunk and unconscious.
Chen Hao had no choice but to put her on his back and walk towards his car step by step.
When Zhang Xiaoxiao was lying on the floor, he was still keeping to himself, and as soon as he reached Chen Hao's back, he immediately woke up.
She vented all the pain caused by the loss of love in the past few days on Chen Hao's body.
She beat Chen Hao from time to time, and her mouth was still confused. Either repeat the speech, or beat him repeatedly.
"Men are all merry ghosts, and when you have a girlfriend, you still want to go out and mess with flowers, you unlucky guy is also a merry ghost, am I right?"
Chen Hao said: "You will say that the man is not a merry ghost, and then you will say that he is a merry ghost, in your heart, what kind of ghost is he, I am confused by you."
I hate women the most, how can I be considered a merry ghost? Stupid woman, you seem to be in the wrong situation. ”
"Hehe, yes, remember you told me that you hate women. Then I'll leave you out of the Merry Ghost and remove you, remove you. ”
"It's pretty much the same, saying I'm a merry ghost, don't I want to die unjustly?" Chen Hao muttered.
"However, men don't have a good thing, you say yes, so I'm going to pull all the negative men and shoot them. Even though you're not a merry man, as long as it's a man who fails a woman, destroy all the light, destroy the light, including you, the unlucky one. ”
Chen Hao was tossed by her enough, instead of carrying her to the car, it was better to drive the car over.
"The wine is so bad, what kind of wine do you drink, I can convince you, you like to get drunk like this, no wonder your merry ex-boyfriend will abandon you, it seems that he is very wise."
He sat down on a chair waiting for Zhang Xiaoxiao on the side of the road, pointed at her and said loudly.
Looking at the drunk woman, Chen Hao, who had no choice, had no choice but to take her home.