Xiangrui took a small sip of the medicine, and he suddenly frowned, grabbed the candied fruit, put it in his mouth, chewed a few bites, and the frowning brows were slightly loosened.

"What's the matter, I didn't lie to you, hurry up and take the medicine first."

I looked at him with a smug face, Xiangrui hesitated for a moment, and finally took the medicine, and ate a lot of candied fruit to make his face look a little better.

"After taking the medicine for so long, do you feel better?"

"Much better, Thirteen, you can sleep with me at night."

Xiangrui grabbed my hand, and suddenly began to be coquettish to me, I was stunned, and looked at him with disgust: "Two big men, what do you sleep, are you disgusting." ”

Probably sensing that he had said the wrong thing, he coughed lightly: "I mean, we haven't talked for a long time, and I have a lot to say to you." ”

I still looked at him suspiciously: "Is there anything you can't say now?" ”

"I feel better when I talk to you at night, sleep with me, I haven't spoken to you for a long time."

Xiangrui grabbed my head and looked at me with a pleading face, I really had no choice but to agree: "Okay, I know, sleep together, don't be like a girl." ”

"Then we'll settle it."

I looked at Xiangrui with an inquiring gaze: "How do I feel that you are strange these days." ”

"What's so strange, maybe I'm a little injured, so I just want to be coquettish." Xiangrui waved his hand indifferently and said casually.

Perhaps.

I took the bowl downstairs and went to the study to take care of things.

In the afternoon, Yun Yi came to call me for dinner, and I found that Li Bing was still on the table.

"Isn't everything in your house settled, why are you still here?"

"Why, I think Xiaoxue's food is delicious, so I want to come."

This thing is very reasonable, and by the way, he praised Liu Ruoxue, and coaxed Liu Ruoxue to be happy: "If you like it, come more, the children also like you, often talk about you, and ask me when you will come." ”

Anyway, I don't particularly dislike this guy, if he is willing to save him, let it be.

After sitting in my seat, eating the meal, playing with the children for a while, and putting them all to sleep, I went to take a bath.

"Xiaoxue, I'm going to sleep with Xiangrui today."

"Aren't you going to the underworld at night?"

Hearing my words, Liu Ruoxue looked at me with strange eyes,

"Xiangrui said that he wanted to tell me something, so I listened, and after listening to him, it didn't matter if I went again."

I gently hugged Liu Ruoxue and let go of him, but found that his face was a little unpleasant.

"What's wrong? The face is so ugly, is there something uncomfortable about the body? ”

"I ......" Liu Ruoxue wanted to speak, but hesitated, and finally sighed and shook her head, "It's nothing, it may be that I am too careful, Xiangrui has become a little strange these days, maybe because we don't care enough about him, let's have a good chat with him at night." ”

I answered and touched his head: "Okay, then I'll go first." ”

I pushed open the door of Xiangrui's room and saw the scene inside, I was a little stunned.

The room was full of flower petals, candles, and electric lights that were not turned on, and it felt like I had arrived at some love hotel.

I glanced at the room with a black line, I didn't say a word, I turned around and wanted to leave, Xiangrui rushed out from behind the door at this time, and grabbed my hand: "Where do you want to go?" ”

"You're crazy, do all this."

"I just want to make a little bit of an atmosphere, do you think it's very warm."

I rolled my eyes: "This kind of mood is not called warmth, it is called mood, this kind of mood is generally only needed between couples, and our brotherly relationship is not prosperous, understand?" ”

Xiangrui's expression was a little aggrieved, he lowered his head and tugged at the corner of his clothes: "People just want to surprise you." ”

"I thank you, just don't scare me." Yes, after all, it's also for me, and I can't blame him, so I can only sigh, "Okay, I'll clean the room by myself tomorrow morning, it's not early, let's go to bed quickly." ”

Pulling Xiangrui and getting on the bed, he hugged my hand, I wanted to pull out my hand with a disgusted face, who knows, this guy actually hugged it tighter.

"That's pretty much it, we're all men, don't be so disgusting." After finishing speaking, I paused, "Everyone is a brother, Xiangrui, you tell me, do you like men now?" ”

"What do you say?" Xiangrui chuckled, "Don't you know what I like?" ”

I laughed dryly twice, and pulled my hand out, "I knew that, but I'm a little unsure now." ”

"Haha." Xiangrui chuckled, approached my side, and rubbed, "Of course I like girls, but I just want to have a relationship with you for a long time, and I want to make love to you." ”

"Then you can give me a normal point, by the way, didn't you say you wanted to tell me something, now you can say it."

I leaned to the side, trying to get a little farther away from Xiangrui, but who knew that this guy quickly leaned in again: "Why are you avoiding me?" Are you torturing and hating me? ”

The mournful tone was as if I had abandoned him, and the hairs on my body stood on end.

"If you have anything to do, if not, I'll leave first."

After finishing speaking, I jumped up from the bed and ran outside, Xiangrui stretched out his hand to grab me, I was so anxious that my yin and yang eyes opened, and I quickly retracted my hand, and I ran out of his room with a quick step.

I hurriedly returned to my room with Liu Ruoxue, he was lying on the bed reading a book, looking at me in such a hurry, looking at me curiously: "Didn't you say that you had something to talk to Xiangrui at night?" How did you come back so soon. ”

What does this make me say? Say I'm being remembered by my brother? It's a shame, isn't it?

I took out my own incense and lit it, and said while swallowing dates: "Yes, it's nothing, I should almost go to the underworld, you can help me protect my body." ”

When I had said that, I sat down on the ground and began to meditate, and now I am familiar with out-of-body experience.

After a while, my soul body came out of my body, I picked up my bag, said hello to Liu Ruoxue, and floated out.

When I came to Lethe, I waited on the shore for a while, and then I saw the ferryman swinging the boat towards me, and finally stopped in front of me.

"Lord Bai Wuchang, it's been a long time."

I easily jumped on the boat, gave the ferryman the money, and found a place to sit.

"Sister, you go ashore, brother, I sit on the bow of the boat, kindness and love, and the rope swings slowly......"

Hearing the lyrics, I almost choked to death by my own saliva, what is the situation, the ferryman who originally sang a lamenting love song is now singing such a cheerful love song, and the lyrics have been adapted, so ugly!

"Ferryman, what's your situation?"

The ferryman laughed twice and turned to look at me: "You don't know, Meng Po agreed to go on a date with me." ”

I looked at him in surprise with my eyes widened, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Hard work pays off, do you know how long I've been chasing Meng Po, thousands of years, he finally agreed to date me, do you know how happy I am."

"Congratulations on knowing."

The ferryman's original unsmiling face was full of bright smiles, exuding the sweet breath of love, and his mouth was gushing to me about the he had with Meng Po.

I don't know how long it took, the surrounding scenery became more and more familiar, and the boat slowly stopped on the shore: "Lord Bai Wuchang, it's here." ”

I nodded, got up from the boat, walked ashore, and walked towards Commander Yin.

Halfway through, I passed by the bazaar, thinking that I couldn't always be empty-handed, so I went into the bazaar, bought some fruit and incense candles, and after I was done, I led these things and walked out of the bazaar happily.

I hadn't gone far before a car rushed towards me, knocking down a lot of vendors along the way.

I frowned, didn't dodge, looked at the car that was coming straight at me, found the right moment, and kicked it hard.

The car was kicked over by me, and ordinary ghosts may not have this ability, but I'm different from them.

The car flipped several times before finally coming to a slow stop.

A man and a woman walked down from the smoking car with a disgraced face, embarrassed, but their mouths were still scolding: "Which bastard dares to kick over Lao Tzu's car, do you know how expensive Lao Tzu's car is." ”

I just stood there and looked at the two men with disdain.

This man is none other than the school bully I saw in Xiaoshui's memory, I didn't expect this kid to be dead, and he will still be virtuous when he arrives in the underworld.

The school bully looked around, and finally looked at me with straight eyes, looked at me angrily, and walked over: "It's just you, kid, right, are you tired of living, do you know who I am?" ”

"You don't even know yourself, it's pitiful for someone with a sick brain."

"You ......" the school bully took a deep breath, "I'll tell you, my uncle is the Yin Commander's yin, if you offend me, you will be locked up in the eighteenth layer of hell!" ”