Sweet jujube said how to use it, and when I heard that Tian Xiaoli chose Xiang Yu, I was so shocked that my eyes were about to fall out, and the translucent thin eyelids kept blinking: "No, no, why did you choose Xiang Yu, didn't this person kill himself in the end, and didn't he have the shame to see Jiangdong's father?" To deal with the Hu clan, shouldn't Yue Fei and Li Guang be the first choice, or Wei Qinghuo should be sick, what's going on with Option Yu? ”

After a pause, the little guy showed off his knowledge, shook his head and groaned: "But if you make Longcheng Fei, don't teach Hu Ma to Yin Mountain, and offend me as a strong man, although he is far away, he will be punished, and there is still ......."

"Where did you know that?" Tian Xiaoli interrupted its arrangement, she was really a little curious, what kind of TV has Sweet Jujube watched these days, and the knowledge she knows is really ...... Quite knowledgeable.

Sweet jujube was very depressed: "Hey, don't look down on people, I'm not the kind of brain-dead program that only watches soap operas, I can also surf the Internet, people only came here after doing enough homework!" ”

From the words of sweet jujube, Tian Xiaoli keenly found a loophole.

There must be no internet in this place, so when and where did the homework of this dead program be done?

It was able to know the plot in advance, but it only studied the plot a little bit after she came, and it almost went wrong? If it weren't for the mistake and mistake, maybe she would have been in trouble.

Tian Xiaoli looked at this stinky parrot with deep eyes, but it was still unconscious, standing proudly, obviously a parrot with bells and whistles, he had to stand up like an eagle, and his small eyes looked at Tian Xiaoli with disdain.

A man and a bird looked at each other for a moment, and the parrot seemed to realize something......

It fluttered its wings and flew up: "Little pear, listen to my explanation!" ”

Tian Xiaoli grabbed the bow on the weapon rack, pulled out an arrow, pulled the bow and aimed at it in one go: "You'd better make it clear, otherwise, I don't mind drinking with parrot stew at night!" ”

Sweet jujube was so frightened that he flew in the air, screaming: "Don't, help, kill someone, kill the program, kill the bird!" ”

With a soft thud, an arrow flew out of its ear.

The parrot fell to the ground with a thud like a pebble.

Tian Xiaoli put down her bow and arrow as if nothing had happened, and rubbed her numb fingers.

Sure enough, even if you have the foundation of the original body, you still have to practice martial arts diligently, just now you slipped your hand and shot the arrow, fortunately you didn't shoot, if you shoot, wouldn't the parrot have become a dead bird?

She bent down to pick up the parrot on the ground.

"I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead anymore...... Xiaoli, you are so ruthless, how can you bear to kill me, we depend on each other, hand in hand for so many years, because of a little thing, you will kill me......"

The parrot lay in Tian Xiaoli's palm with its eyes closed, muttering in her mouth.

Tian Xiaoli was a little scared, but she was nagged by it, and even the last bit of guilt was gone, she carefully placed it on the weapon rack to prevent it from falling: "If you talk nonsense, I will give you another arrow, this time it will definitely not slip your hand, do you believe it?" ”

"Ahh The parrot came to life all of a sudden, flew to Tian Xiaoli, and stood on her bowstring: "I knew that Xiaoli, you wouldn't kill me, our relationship is so deep, and you are such a kind and lovely little fairy......"

"Less nonsense, what's going on, why can you get the quest plot in advance, I have to come to the quest world to receive it little by little?"

Tian Xiaocheng lifted it upside down with its feet: "Do you know that last time I was attached to Sun Li's body, I was uncomfortable when I jumped from the eighth floor of the hospital?" And this time, there are so many stories, there are eight or nine years of things, I received it in two times, and there are still many details that I haven't had time to sort out, and I can only temporarily adjust my memory when it comes to the end. ”

The parrot was lifted upside down, its fur exploded, and its little head was desperately hooked upward: "Oh, little pear, listen to me!" ”

Tian Xiaoli put it on her finger and let it stand up: "Say, if you can't say it clearly, I won't kill you, you don't want to eat any more good things, serve half a bowl of raw yellow rice every day!" ”

The parrot was crying: "Little pear, you don't love me anymore." ”

"I don't love you in the first place, sweet dates, I count one, two, three, if you don't explain clearly, you can only eat yellow rice in this world for a few years, I asked Peilan to find some thirty-year-old yellow rice, I don't know if you will have diarrhea if you eat it."

Tian Xiaoli is actually a little soft-hearted, but she knows that she can't give this stinky bird a good face now, otherwise, it will kick its nose and face, and she won't know how to pit her in the future.

The parrot was aggrieved and explained the matter with a little crying.

It's not that it doesn't give the plot to Tian Xiaoli, it's that its level is too low, and it doesn't have this permission, and it has tried, no matter what way it goes, it can't tell Tian Xiaoli.

Tian Xiaoli understood.

"Can you return this kind of thing like a system?"

The parrot was aggrieved: "...... No. ”

"Can you change it?"

The parrot was a little scared: "...... Also, no. ”

"You're the boss, I'm a wage earner, you sit and I stand, you eat and I watch, I work hard all day long, just to upgrade you?" Tian Xiaoli laughed angrily, why did she put up such an unreliable system?

There are no malls, benefits, and props, and they all rely on themselves to earn them, and in the end, they have to share half of what they earn!

When we first met, I thought you were a king, but it turned out that you were an out-and-out bronze!

Still a vampire bronze!

"You said that if I kill you, will your lord god be able to match me with a reliable system?"

The parrot shook its fur and shouted with its eyes closed: "Sister Xiaoli, only I really love you!" Other systems are all big pig's trotters, no, other systems are like Emperor Qinglong, they are unreliable! You have to know that the system you have cultivated yourself is easy to use! ”

Tian Xiaoli was amused by it, and flicked its hard-beaked shell: "Cooked duck, you have a hard mouth, stay there, I want to open the props." ”

Sweet Jujube trembled and flew to the weapon rack to stand up, and did not forget to perform his duties, and asked in a low voice flatteringly: "You don't consider Wei Qing or Huo Quai?" I think they might be a little bit better. ”

Tian Xiaoli ignored its blind beep, and chose the only prop among the panels that appeared in front of her.

Tian Xiaoli looked left and right, and whispered a little embarrassedly: "I'm Xiang Yu, I'm Xiang Yu, I'm Xiang Yu!" ”

An electronic synthesized voice floated in her ears:

The first time the prop is activated: Wei Wei Weixiao.

Simulated target: Xiang Yu.

Duration: One hour.

There was a soft buzz in her ears, and Tian Xiaoli only felt that she had suddenly given birth to a momentum that looked at the world, and her whole body was full of strength, and she seemed to have the urge to stir up the land under her feet.