I deliberately stayed at home for two more days, and on the third day, in the morning, I still went to the vegetable market to buy rabbit meat, and then sprinkled soft demon powder on this meat, as the name suggests, after this demon eats this thing, it will immediately be sour and soft, of course, this thing also has certain side effects on the human body, Yun Yi said, this is no way to avoid.

He also said that the TV said that the demon would be wiped out if he ate it, and the pill that people would be normal and fine after eating it does not exist in the world, after all, the genes of humans and demons are still very similar.

This time, I didn't dare to pass by the flower shop again, if Yanran smiled at me, Qi Kai would definitely be jealous again.

Just as I was happily preparing to take a taxi, I suddenly felt a passerby in front of me looking at me with a very surprised look, and I clearly heard the sound of breaking wind in my head.

Before my brain could react, my body was already the first to react.

I rolled on the ground, spun around perfectly on the ground, and then stood up from the ground with a flutter.

At the same time, there was a loud bang in front of me: "Bang! ”

A number of black unidentified objects that had been smashed up landed at my feet.

When I looked closely, I could see clearly that a TV had fallen not far from me, but because it had fallen from a high altitude, it had been smashed to pieces, and a lot of broken glass had fallen at my feet.

Luckily, I'm fast, so the glass doesn't feel aggressive when it lands at my feet.

I looked up and saw that there were all tall buildings, and there was no way to find the bastard who threw objects from above through hundreds, if not thousands, of windows!

"Who is it, throwing things down, do you know that you will kill people!"

Unfortunately, no matter how much I shouted, no one responded to me, and I could only consider myself unlucky and leave quickly.

Why have I been so unlucky in the past two days, and I have always encountered high-altitude throwing objects.

Cursing in my heart, I flagged down a taxi and walked in the direction of the mayor's house.

As soon as I arrived, before the mayor's wife could speak, the mayor had already burst out of the room.

As before, Madame went to pack up her things first, and Mayor and I were now outside talking.

"Thirteen, don't you know, in the past few days when you didn't come, I also asked my mother-in-law to buy rabbit legs, but you didn't buy delicious food, what the hell is going on?"

"Where did Auntie buy it?"

The mayor thought for a moment: "I heard him say that it was in the vegetable market downstairs. ”

I clapped my hands vigorously: "That's right!" My things are bought in the vegetable market over there, the rabbits over there are all wild mountain hares, so that their retreat is more chewy, after the rabbits are caught, they are all fed with milk, you have eaten for so long, do you feel a faint milk smell in it. ”

"Listening to you say that, it seems like a little."

"If you like it, I'll buy you more tomorrow, so that as long as you want to eat, let your wife make more for you, and you can eat anytime and anywhere, how about it!"

The mayor suddenly grinned: "It's a good feeling!" ”

While chatting, Madame had already brought the meal to the table.

"Come, let's talk while we eat."

The mayor picked up the chopsticks, was defenseless and began to eat directly, I was secretly happy in my heart, but quietly with the chopsticks in my hand with the peanuts, put it in the mouth, and then chatted casually, and I talked about the tiger, talking about how bad the tiger is, eating people, when I was in the mountains before, I could still find traces of the tiger, I always like to go down the mountain to steal other people's chickens and ducks to eat, etc.

When the mayor heard me speak ill of the tiger, he was excited, and he also spoke ill of the tiger with me, and this pot of rabbit meat was finally eaten by him, and I just drank and ate peanuts.

At the end of the meal, the mayor touched his stomach with satisfaction: "Oh, I'm so full, Thirteen, I'm really embarrassed, I see that you didn't eat much rabbit meat just now, and I ate it all in the end." ”

I smiled faintly: "It's okay, this is what I prepared for you." ”

"What do you mean?"

I smiled lightly and just looked at the mayor.

Soon, I saw that the mayor's face changed, his face turned pale, he covered his chest, looked at me in disbelief, and said with difficulty, "What did you give me food?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just a little soft demon, seriously, you are a monkey demon, let me spend so much time, you should feel very lucky, it's cool to be attached to someone else's body."

"Do you know my original form?" Mayor Marew looked at me in amazement.

I stood up and walked to his side: "I want to know what is so difficult about your original form, do you think you are very good at cultivating?" It's just a beast that can't even cultivate a human form. ”

"Huh." He smiled hard, "I'm now attached to his body, as long as I don't want to come out, there's nothing you can do, obediently, give me the antidote now, if I'm in a good mood, maybe I'll come out of his body." ”

"Your brain is not good, don't think that my brain is not good, let me tell you two things, first, there is no antidote to this soft demon powder, so you don't have to be delusional, the second ......"

I lazily took out my Yin Command from my pocket and put it in front of him: "I am Yin Order, with my Yin Order, it is easy to hook your demon soul out of it. ”

As I spoke, I wanted to put the sign on his head.

The mayor seemed to be really scared, and he stood up and wanted to escape, but as soon as he stood up, he couldn't move and fell directly to the ground.

There was too much movement outside, and the ladies who were hiding in the room ran out to see what was going on.

But when he saw the mayor lying on the ground, his face pale, he was startled, and wanted to come over and help him.

I stopped Madame's behavior: "Wait a minute, Auntie, didn't I tell you before, the mayor is now possessed by a monkey spirit, I didn't lie to you, you see, I am telling the truth or not." ”

Spells poured into the Yin Order, and the originally pitch-black token began to glow.

I put the Yin Difference Order on the mayor's head, and when I felt the weight of the Yin Order increase suddenly, I knew that it must have hooked my soul, so I hurriedly pulled it out.

A monkey that was still squeaking was forcibly pulled out of the mayor's body by me, and the monkey, which was still a virtual body, quickly solidified into a corpse after leaving the body.

He struggled to his feet and tried to run, but I took a step ahead of him, grabbed him, and tied him tightly with a rope.

"I still want to run, and I don't look at how many pounds and taels I have, and fight with Lao Tzu."

I caught him, and he had no chance to resist at all, only squeaky and scream.

"Are you really just a yin?"

"Of course, it's just that I have another name, Bai Impermanence."

I didn't bother to talk nonsense with this guy, so I just opened my soul bag and threw him in.

"Thirteen, my husband he ......"

By the way, I forgot that there was also a mayor, so I hurriedly said, "Don't worry, I'll help you take a look." ”

Hurriedly picked up the mayor and put him back in his room, I checked his pulse, the pulse was very weak, just because the long-term possession caused his body's yang energy to decline.

"It's not a big deal, it's just that the dean's body may be a little weak in the past few days, just give him a good condition, just make up for it."

"Is there really nothing big of a problem? Did the youkai really leave him? ”

I patted my backpack: "Don't worry, the monster on the dean's body has been completely driven away by me, and when the dean wakes up, he may vaguely remember a little about what happened in the last few days, you can say that it was a dream he had, or you can tell him the truth, it's up to you." ”

With that, I got up from the bed.

Madame hurriedly stopped me: "Thirteen, if my husband can return to normal, I really don't know how to thank you, so be it!" I'll get you on your knees! ”

This lady said that she was really going to kneel for me.

This elder kneels down for me, it's a matter of longevity! I hurriedly stopped him: "I can't help it!" My senior brother told me that it is our duty to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and you are tormenting me like this. ”

"It should, it should!"

"Alright, I still have some things, I have to go first, the mayor may sleep until the night, another day, I'll come back to see you, if there's anything wrong, or you can call me."

Madame nodded movingly, and even wanted to give me a ride, but I quickly stopped him and asked him to take good care of the dean.

It wasn't that dark outside, so I flagged down a car and headed back to the orphanage, just in time for dinner.

I sat down, grabbed clean dishes and chopsticks, and began to eat.

"Don't you usually come back after eating at the mayor's house, why didn't you eat today?"

"It's settled." I gulped down my meal and said vaguely.

When they heard it, they were all stunned for a moment, and then they realized what I was talking about, and they all gathered around: "Really! You paid for the monkey demon? ”

Swallowing the rice in my mouth with difficulty, I nodded: "Yes, it's in my soul bag, and I don't know what to do with it, so I brought him here." ”

Each realm has its own laws and regulations, and the underworld has the lord of Hades and the black impermanence covering me, and for those who do not repent, I can directly beat the soul to pieces, or catch it in the soul collection bag and send it to the underworld.