It took a long time for my computer to recover. First it was forcibly shut down, then turned on, then buffered, and then disinfected.

When I re-entered the game, my computer was empty of emails and messages. Well, these are unimportant things anyway.

I boarded the game, and the steamed bun immediately sent a private message.

The big brother of the steamed bun said to you: Big ugly, come here, I'll show you something.

The invitation to form a team with steamed bread was sent, and as soon as I clicked on it, it was automatically teleported to the side of steamed bread.

Big Brother Mantou: Well, this is a clown.

Wang Yuyan: This is a clown? Why do you look so cute!

The clown is the pet that I gave to Mantou when I was A. At that time, there was nothing left on him, so he went to the mountains to catch a little tiger and gave it to the steamed buns. This tiger is not something that can be caught, it has to be at the right time and weather. So when I caught the clown, I didn't turn off the computer for almost three days and three nights. After I caught it, I gave the clown to the steamed bun. In fact, the clown was originally a parting gift from me to Murong Su, but I don't know how, I finally gave it to the steamed bun. He didn't want it at the time, saying it was too ugly, and told me to catch the good-looking ones in the future and give them to him. I told him that I was A, and I wouldn't have a chance to catch a pet in the future.

When the clown was a child, he looked like a wild cat, and the hair on his body was disorderly, but now he has grown into a thief, and there is a king on the tiger's head.

Big Brother Mantou: It's a little better looking than you.

[Current] Orange Orange: Wang Yuyan?

I had a good chat with steamed buns, but I don't know why Orange Orange suddenly appeared in our field of vision. It seems that she is a little angry, and she is very fast typing at the moment.

[Current] Orange Orange: Murong Su will be online in the morning, and you will be online in the evening

Orange Orange: You two shameless ones are coming back!

[Current] Big Brother Mantou: What's the matter with you? Just take care of myself.

[current] orange orange: Huh! What do you interject when I talk to her.

System Prompt: Your teammate Mantou Big Brother has turned on Kill Mode.

Before I had time to look at the system prompt, I saw the steamed bun quickly spread out and punched and kicked Cheng Cheng with both hands. Originally, I just stood by and watched silently, but when Orange Orange fought back, he accidentally hurt me. I gave myself a mouthful of blood back and immediately activated my kill mode automatically. I wanted to stay away, but I don't know why the nurse standing next to Orange suddenly waved her fan at me, and I was fanned out of the safe zone.

[current] Orange Orange: Steamed buns, you open me red?

Big Brother Mantou: What? If you don't accept it, you can fight back!

Then the steamed bun and the orange orange made a big move, but there were three or four nurses gathered behind the orange orange, and after a while, the blood bar that was crippled by the steamed bun quickly recovered. I wanted to stop the war, but a nurse next to me quickly turned the finger at me, and I was once again fanned out of the safe zone. Then I was lifted into the air by three wet nurses, and then I was fatally hit by Orange Orange, and finally I fell to the ground.

Big Brother Mantou: Why don't you fight back?

Wang Yuyan: I haven't played for a long time......

Big Brother Mantou: Then you milk me.

Milk? Well, as a wet nurse who used to milk a team of ten people by herself, I was not afraid. After I was resurrected on the spot, I quickly reassured myself. The health bar was instantly full, and the breath was also restored to a full state. Fortunately, I was more decisive in game A at that time, and I didn't sell anything in my backpack.

The golden fan is held in his hand, and the mouse clicks on the steamed bun and begins to press the skill. At first, it was a little rusty, but as the steamed bun brother killed the four heads on the other side, my name became more and more colorful.

System prompt: You and your teammate Mantou brother have killed more than 1000, and the Yamen has issued a wanted notice, and the arrester is chasing you.

Game bounty: 500 gold bounty for the capture of the head of the steamed bun brother and Wang Yuyan, and ask for the help of the knight. Click to help——

Then with a flick of the mouse, I clicked "Click to help", and then my brother and I were instantly sent to prison.

Game reward: Brother Mantou and Wang Yuyan surrendered, thank you for the help of the knights.

In the swan song of the rivers and lakes, if the player who is arrested helps himself, the system will judge that he has surrendered. If the player defeats the red name of the bounty, it will be displayed "Thank you XXX knight for arresting XXX villains, 500 taels are hereby presented". If the knights are always defeated by the captured player, the system will send its own NPC to arrest it, and once the NPC is dispatched, it will go to prison if you touch it casually. The time to surrender is short, and the NPC has been in prison for the longest time.

[current] steamed bun big brother: ......

Wang Yuyan: ......

Wang Yuyan: I said I was careless, do you believe me?

Big Brother Mantou: Forget it, let's go back to the place where we met to catch up.

In prison, you can't do anything, you can only meditate and watch the scenery of the cell, and you can chat, but you can't chat privately, you can't send the world, you can't send the rivers and lakes. Anyway, except for the current one, you can't send messages from any region. Your original team will also be disbanded and become individuals. So the only thing you can do in your cell is to learn martial arts.

The first time I met Mantou was in the prison, where he was locked up for a day and a night with a kill value of 1,000, and I was locked up for 12 hours with a kill value of 500. At that time, there were only four of us in the cell, me, Mantou, and Murong Su...... And Uncle Kiki.

Uncle Kiki is a regular occurrence in the prison cell, and as the leader of the gang, he will become famous once he fights. But after he entered the cell, he meditated quietly, so at that time, the steamed buns were bored and could only ask Murong Su to learn. But Murong Su is a PVE party, so Mantou had no choice but to turn the finger at me. Although I am a wet nurse, my skills are still good. In addition, the beggar number changed from the milk number to the sword number, and the beggar number who played steamed buns while milk was still okay.

When I was learning martial arts, Mantou's favorite sentence was: "The technique is okay!" It's a pity it's a milk. ”

"Half and half," after all, I'm an all-round nurse.

Wang Yuyan: It's been a year, and the cell still hasn't changed!

Big Brother Mantou: Yes! The number of people is small.

I turned around and saw Uncle Kiki. He meditated quietly on the ground as always, with his eyes closed. Maybe the local tyrants like white clothes, white hair and white shoes, white from head to toe. Uncle Kiki I saw a year ago was dressed like this, and Uncle Kiki I saw a year later was still dressed like this.

Wang Yuyan: It's been a year, and Uncle Kiki hasn't changed anything!

[Current] big brother of steamed buns: There's nothing to change! It's not like I haven't changed.

Wang Yuyan: It's time to change your name, it's hard to hear a thief.

System prompt: Your friend Mantou big brother is offline.

I was stunned, this guy won't be angry, right? I'm just talking casually, why did it go offline? What can I do now?

System prompt: Your friend Big Ugly is my daughter's online.

Then a beggar gang called "The big ugly is my daughter" appeared in front of me.

I typed with tears in my eyes:

[current] Wang Yuyan: Brother Mantou, you are really good to me, you will change it.

[Currently] the ugly is my daughter: that's a must. Let's learn from each other.

In the quiet cell, Mantou and I began to fight. I remember every move he made clearly, including what he was going to do next. But I still couldn't resist half of the steamed bun's repulsion, and I fell to the ground with a tiger's foot. Before he could resist, he kicked Uncle Kiki's crotch, and then from the perspective, I saw Uncle Kiki's open eyes. Uncle Kiki stood up from the ground, his gaze fixed on me.

I stood up, and because of Lori's size, I was a whole lot shorter than Uncle Kiki's adult male number, and my head was poked right under his crotch. I wondered if I had played as a girl, so I stood up with my forehead on Uncle Kiki's lips. Thinking about it, my hands suddenly pressed the keyboard and didn't move, and when I reacted, the steamed bun was a slap on the face, and I was steadily pulled back again.

The big ugly [currently] is my daughter: garbage, technology has regressed so much.

[current] Wang Yuyan: Nonsense! I haven't finished this game for a year, and the equipment is considered a newbie loadout!

Looking back behind him, Uncle Kiki was nowhere to be seen.

The kill value of 1000 has to be hung online for 24 hours before you can get out, and the boring world is left with me and Mantou. After a while, a prompt pops up on the screen: Uncle Kiki has asked to add you as a friend.

Uh-huh?! Uncle Kiki asks to add me as a friend?! I'm not dazzled! Uh-huh...... Maybe Uncle Kiki clicked the wrong one and accidentally clicked on my name. So, I agreed.

I was tired of fighting, my steamed bun brother hung up and went to sleep, and I put down the mouse in my hand when I was bored. I took out the inspection report that I was going to report on Monday in the conference room from my backpack and looked at it carefully. I can't see the world's words in the cell, and now I can only hang up because of the game mechanics.

Mantou said that he couldn't play the game anymore and could only hang up online. He has to prepare materials for coming to Beijing tomorrow, and he has to go to the barber shop to get his hair shaped.

It's funny that all of a sudden I want to change my hairstyle. With a yawn, I slouched up from my chair. Looking at the colorful neon lights outside the window, he smiled knowingly. A year of the game, and when I went in again, it was so familiar. Why did you fall off in the first place, and why did you feel sad because of things in the online world? It doesn't seem to matter, what matters is what I'm longing for in this game.

I sent a text message to Murong Su, and I told him that I was going to come back and play the game.

At twelve o'clock in the night, I thought he was asleep, but he sent me a message and he said, "Okay." ”