Standing in the classroom with his hands on his chest, his slender and straight figure was very dazzling in the sunlight outside the window, he touched his chin and thought bitterly about sentences that could clearly reflect his mood and tone, and thought hard for a long time to no avail.

"Oh no, what sentence should I use?,Blame yourself for playing the game for too long last night, resulting in incomplete preparation......"

"It's better to use --- [I love you, my Z country], this sentence." A flash of inspiration flashed in Nan Zuisheng's mind, and he stretched out his index finger and suggested with a smart look in his eyes.

"It just so happens that the essay topic left by the Chinese teacher today is this, I don't know how to write it, but after you demonstrate this sentence a few times, I should be inspired, after all, my brother told me that you have very professional host skills."

Although it sounds like visiting a gorilla and patting her chest, the eldest lady's proposal is really good when you think about it, it is both concise and full of patriotic feelings.

Children, it's better to teach her some positive themes, but it can't destroy the future flowers of the motherland.

Of course, more importantly, if he shows extraordinary splendor, the eldest lady will definitely look at herself with that soft and moving adoring gaze, and what a proud thing it should be to be worshiped wholeheartedly by such a beautiful girl.

After making up his mind, Zero snapped his fingers handsomely: "Okay, that's it!" ”

He raised his hand to wipe the fine beads of sweat on his forehead, suddenly remembered something and looked at Nan Zuisheng, and asked politely: "It's too hot here, it affects my performance, can I take off my coat?" ”

Nan Zuisheng nodded, and said with intimate concern: "It's okay, you can take it off and put it on the table, and I'll bring you a bottle of water next time you go to class." ”

"Thank you, Miss." After Zero smiled and finished speaking, he took off his silver-gray suit vest and put it on the table, and then stood in front of Nan Zuisheng with momentum and began his first demonstration.

Scenario 1: The game is in progress

Zero: "I love you, my Z country ---" He crossed his hands on his chest and looked at Nan Zuisheng affectionately.

Nan Zuisheng quickly grasped the change in tone and noted on the paper: the end note is prolonged.

Scene 2: The crowd is noisy and noisy

Zero: "I love you ---, my -Z country!" ”

After frowning and thinking for a while, Nan Zuisheng wrote on the paper: the first word is elongated, the tail end is normal, and the middle of the second half of the sentence is broken, but there should be no too obvious sense of hierarchy.

Scenario 3: The end time of the game is imminent

Zero: "I love you!" When he said this, in order to make Nan Zuisheng more immersive and experience that kind of emotional change, although the time was tight and anxious, but the tone was still steady, he leaned down, stretched out his hand and firmly held Nan Zuisheng's hands holding the pen and paper, and repeated in a low tone with a little impassioned: "I love you!" ”

Before the words fell, there was a sound of a bucket falling to the ground and turning over outside the door, and the cleaning aunt stood in place and looked at the scene in front of her in disbelief, staring at the two of them in disbelief, even the bucket that was originally held smoothly in her hand was ruthlessly released and rolled to the ground by her under the huge fright.

Zero's body stiffly maintained the appearance of holding Nan Zuisheng's hands, first mechanically turned his head to look at Aunt Cleaning, and then turned his head to look at Nan Zuisheng outside the sunglasses.

Nan Zuisheng was the same, she looked at Zero Moment's dull gaze through the other party's sunglasses, and thought in her heart that Aunt Clean should have misunderstood the two of them.

Out of the corner of their eyes, they glanced at the side of the desk at the same time, and suddenly felt the circles under their eyes darken.

Here's what the scene looks like today:

The empty classroom, the young beautiful girl and the strange mature man, the suit and vest taken off, the intimate handshake contact, and the deafening ---I love you" that I heard in the ears of the cleaning aunt!

There was a faint despair in Zero's eyes, the corners of his rosy lips moved slightly, and just as he was about to defend something in vain, Aunt Clean took the preemptive action, and the Hedong lion roared: "Where did you come from, the dirty boy actually dared to sneak into the school to seduce the underage girl!" ”

She crossed her hands on her waist and looked at it carefully, the other party's delicate silver-gray suit was a normal outfit, but the other party's long hair and sunglasses were normal......

When she saw this, Aunt Clean's eyes were even more shocked and frightened: "Oh, it's amazing to look closely, it's still a pervert with sunglasses disguised as a man, don't want to kidnap someone else's good daughter, watch the fight!" ”

The mop with water raised high dripping with the sound of cold water and the whistling wind passed by, and fell heavily on the stiff limbs, still maintaining a posture of bending over to shake hands, and the color of the whole body was petrified into black and white...... Not very elegant pouting on the buttocks.

Nan Zui Sheng couldn't help but tremble, the dull sound of heavy objects falling was really frightening, she withdrew her hand from her zero palm with sympathetic eyes, and looked at the lively dragon and tiger waving the mop in her hand, and the clean aunt who was whistling: "Auntie, you misunderstood, he is a teacher invited by my brother from outside the school." ”

Before she could finish speaking, Aunt Cleaning raised her hand to interrupt her words, and righteously held the mop on her side and said, "Little girl, don't be afraid, I am an old woman who will sit for you, although you can tell the truth, as long as Auntie is there, this sunglasses pervert will not want to touch a single hair of you!" ”

Before the words fell, she gritted her teeth angrily, raised her hand and wanted to hit Zero in front of her again.

The muddy and dirty water from cleaning the mop smudged down the heavily beaten parts, and then soaked and condensed bit by bit along the delicate suit trouser line, and finally dripped to the ground.

Zero covered his ass in pain and stood up, gritted his teeth and took off the sunglasses on his face and glared at each other, and said gloomily: "Do you look like a pervert, I was specially approved by your principal to enter the school to give her a lecture!" ”

"When you don't wear these sunglasses, you really don't look like a pervert." Aunt Cleaning was taken off guard, walked closer to look at Zero, took out a pack of tissues from her pocket apologetically, held it in her hand and pressed it to his buttocks: "It turns out that you are a female doll, why does your voice sound so much like a male baby, and you are so tall?" ”

Nan Zuisheng: ......

Zero:......

"Auntie, he's a man, but an actor, and he has long hair because he often shoots costume dramas." Nan Zuisheng thought of a statement that had the best of both worlds, and successfully cleared the identity of the pervert of sunglasses for zero.

Time suddenly stood still.

Aunt Cleaning looked at her hand on the boy's ass with a dull gaze, and the other party also turned to look at her with a dull gaze.

For a while, they looked at each other, and they were all speechless.

Nan Zuisheng looked at the scene in front of him, and felt that the expressions and movements of the two people in front of him were very similar to the comics I read at noon today, the characters' voices and smiles gradually faded little by little, and finally turned into the expression of a black and white sculpture petrified in place.

Aunt Cleaning lowered her head and stared upwards at Zero, and the other party also stared down at her with dark circles: "It turns out that you are a big star on TV, ......"

Holding the wet tissue and withdrawing her hand, the cleaning aunt stood in place with a restrained apologetic attitude, holding the same wet mop that had just finished making the tools of the murder in her right hand.

"I'm really sorry, it's all because I don't see clearly because my old eyes are dizzy, you took off your pants and took it to wash you." After saying that, she stepped forward and gestured to take off Zero's pants,

Zero stepped back in horror, waist-length black hair messily draped over the white shirt, winding down the pale gray water.

The sky is clear, and the azure color of the ancient blue and white porcelain has been perfectly interpreted at this moment.

Lantian jade polished a flawless crystal blue, the sun was shining like a glass of fine brewed orange wine, and the light golden beam gradually flowed from the first row of windows in the classroom to the second row of windows along with the migration of time, dripping with intoxicating brilliance and warmth.

Nan Zuisheng sat on the windowsill in the classroom, next to Zero lying in the sun: "Can this be dried?" She lowered her eyes to look at Zero, and the delicate and beautiful side face of the other party was bathed in the sun, outlining the wheel corridor of the fine fuzz on the face.

"Of course." Zero replied lazily, and the phoenix eyes were lazy and half-open: "Not to mention drying my pants, even if it is used to dry dried radishes and dried mushrooms, it is more than enough." ”

"Listen to what you say, have you ever sunned?" Nan Zuisheng tilted his head in interest when he heard this, and his slender legs sitting on the windowsill shook leisurely.